Digital sovereignty, the musical: One engineer’s bizarre crusade against hyperscalers

A French SRE has given Amazon, Google, and Microsoft until September to fix cloud lock-in or face an endless barrage of AI-generated protest songs, satirical poetry, and Finnish polka. Amine Raiti, an infrastructure architect and SRE currently working at a European Central Bank-regulated financial institution, has launched what …

[Paul Herber]

Oi caan't read, and Oi caan't wroite

but Oi work with hoiperscalerz

and Oi can droive a traactor!

icon = point of scrumpy fur yuz all.

[Amine RAITI]

Like Pearl Harbor at dawn, Paul struck us in the night,

His tractor rules the cloud — a most unlikely sight,

He drinks his scrumpy cide with hyperscale in hand,

While Dindon calls the cloud to free this lockèd land.

A pint of Dindon cider back at you, Sir Paul. :)

[DJO]

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Small mercies - At least there's no C++ shanties.

[Anonymous Coward]

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Acompanied by a rusty trombone.

[Empire of the Pussycat]

He should try "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

...and if that doesn't do it, he can taunt them a second time.

[Giles C]

Re: He should try "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

Surely he needs to start by farting in their general direction…..

[wolfetone]

Re: He should try "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

People forget how effective a catapult with a cow on it can be in these situations.

[stiine]

Re: He should try "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

Or even half a cow.

[Old Man Ted]

Re: He should try "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

I would change the sex of the bovine.

[wolfetone]

Re: He should try "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

No, this is an equal opportunities catapult.

[Amine RAITI]

Re: He should try "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time — and send you an AI-generated Finnish polka about egress fees.