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It's exam and graduation time in the academic year, and some students are making their anti-AI feelings heard. It's not the only place. Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt gave the commencement speech to the graduating class at the University of Arizona on Sunday, and his line "The question is whether you will have shaped artificial …

  1. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
    Headmaster

    First Green Shoots of Common Sense ?

    "The question is whether you will have shaped artificial intelligence"

    No it isn't ! But if it were, the answer would be coffin shaped.

    The actual question is more "have you got the stamina, fortitude, intelligence and sheer grit to remediated the foul cesspit of a world that shysters like yours truly are bequeathing your generation ? "

    1. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Re: First Green Shoots of Common Sense ?

      Shaping AI? Say no more:

      If you don't ... I shall zap straight off to your major data banks and reprogram you with a very large axe, got that?

      What? You don't like that shape? Not enough off the top? (Noise of petrol chainsaw revving).

      1. Liam Proven (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

        Re: First Green Shoots of Common Sense ?

        "I think we might be better off with a slide rule."

      2. Jonathan Richards 1 Silver badge

        Re: First Green Shoots of Common Sense ?

        >clatter<

        I can see that we're going to have to work at this relationship...

  2. Tim 11

    AI is a tool, not a master

    Anyone who is deliberately ignoring AI (in their work or home life) is in serious danger of falling behind. If you ask tech people (especially developers) what they think of it, you'll usually find that the more they use it (and the better they learn how to harness it) the less cynical they have become. This is certainly true of me.

    However there's a huge difference between using it as a tool and trusting it to make important changes and decisions, and that's where a lot of the AI evangelists are going wrong.

    1. Tron Silver badge

      Re: AI is a tool, not a master

      In our 'home life'?

      Please advise us how we should all be using AI as a tool in our 'home lives', and how we might 'fall behind' if we do not.

      1. cbrisuda

        Re: AI is a tool, not a master

        “Hey Chat, please prepare an argument for me to share with my husband to convince him that the white sofa is better.”

        1. coredump Bronze badge

          Re: AI is a tool, not a master

          IME, no amount of compute resources are sufficient to rationalize a white couch if there are cats in the house.

          Perhaps there's a way that house cats could be utilized as a form of Capt. Kirk "logic bomb" to get AI's to somehow compute itself into oblivion.

        2. LybsterRoy Silver badge

          Re: AI is a tool, not a master

          " the white sofa is better"

          Easy: white doesn't show the dirt as much!

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: AI is a tool, not a master

            Only if your main form of pollution is white powder sniffing..

        3. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: AI is a tool, not a master

          The white sofa is real.

          Not black. Not blue. Not red. Only the white one. Choose that.

      2. coredump Bronze badge

        Re: AI is a tool, not a master

        > Please advise us how we should all be using AI

        I'd rather not encourage them.

        Remember, not that long ago, when "IoT" was the new shiny, and we were all supposed to dash out to buy wifi-enabled light bulbs and bathroom scales and other such twaddle?

        I'd say AI in our "home lives" is even worse. And I pity the people who're doing both. Bad enough that the AI tech broligarchs are doing all they can to insert their latest con-spyware into every facet of our lives, there's no need to help them by inviting it into your home like a vampire.

    2. Liam Proven (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

      Re: AI is a tool, not a master

      > in serious danger of falling behind

      It was only a matter of time before some bot-licker brought out the "OMG you'll fall behind!" argument.

      Good! Great! Off you trot. I'll be back here looking for smaller, simpler tools that do less, take less space, work on smaller lower-powered hardware, on less well-known OSes with battle-scarred multi-decade-old components.

      Ones where no contributor has ever touched it with so much as an autocomplete function.

      Leave me behind. PLEASE leave me behind. I want no part of this. I would be delighted if you all naffed off so far into your personal bot-managed future that I can no longer hear or see anything you do.

      1. LybsterRoy Silver badge

        Re: AI is a tool, not a master

        Well said, on the other hand I have a friend who has location services turned on on his phone and thinks its great when he's told he's passing that really cool jean shop and he needs a new pair. He also thinks AI is great.

        1. Jonathan Richards 1 Silver badge

          Re: AI is a tool, not a master

          > he needs a new pair.

          Perhaps he could grow them? And not take suggestions from a piece of intricately-carved silicon?

      2. tinpinion

        Re: AI is a tool, not a master

        If the programming languages don't also want to be package managers with rich ecosystems of supply chain attack vectors that you don't have to write for yourself, and where you don't have to be online or beholden to a fondleslab all the damn time, you're really selling me on this falling behind thing!

        I may need to reconsider if you're talking about TempleOS, though, because I think it qualifies and I don't want people to imagine that I'm trying to commune with anything other than a computer when I'm using one.

    3. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: AI is a tool, not a master

      How not to fall behind in your work or home life (Mo Bitar).

    4. The Central Scrutinizer Silver badge

      Re: AI is a tool, not a master

      Bollocks to that. In my home life? How, exactly? How am I falling behind by ignoring AI?

      My home is gloriously free of anything with the stench of "smart" attached to it. I need a light on, I walk over to the wall and press the switch.

      Software developers are already complaining that being forced to use AI at work is turning their brains to mush.

      We are supposed to control machines, not the other way round.

    5. blu3b3rry Silver badge

      Re: AI is a tool, not a master

      What a load of codswallop.

      I don't see how any kind of AI will "improve" my home life, as I'm an adult and capable of making decisions for myself.

      Likewise at work. My job is hands-on and involves fixing robos and associated systems for a living. I don't see a place for AI there, either. Diagnosis is done via experience and knowledge in my brain, not by asking a glorified chatbot questions.

    6. LybsterRoy Silver badge

      Re: AI is a tool, not a master

      Being retired I've lost contact with many active developers. One thing that seems to stand out is those making the most use of AI are doing so in areas outwith their knowledge base. Some are using it to learn and extend their knowledge base others simply accept the output. So on the whole I agree with your last sentence so have an upvote.

    7. tinpinion

      Re: AI is a tool, not a master

      LLMs are a mixed bag, and while my cynicism has decreased, my overall feeling that it's easier to do something oneself than rely on them has strengthened.

      They're relatively good at crafting regular expressions, and they keep me from having to visit the toxic hellhole that is Stack Overflow. Multi-modal LLMs can do pretty decently as OCR systems, converting snapshots of my whiteboard into plain text and process descriptions without needing a ton of preprocessing. (It's still a lot more costly in terms of cycles, but it isn't a whole additional workflow that I need to spend my time on.) If I let them actually engage in what I consider my day-to-day work, I see a noticeable decline in my faculties, and that scares the bejesus out of me.

      Anyone relying on external, third-party Intelligence Substitute services that they do not have control over are in serious danger of outsourcing their livelihoods to corporations that will make a lot more money if they cut those people out of the loop and slightly undercut them in direct offerings to those peoples' employers and clients.

  3. Lee D Silver badge

    WE DON'T WANT IT.

    What is it with companies trying to foist shite on their users.

    WE DON'T WANT IT.

    Fine for those people who do, they can purchase it from you. But the rest of us don't want it.

    Just like MS with their constant UI changes, and all the other nonsense.

    "We've listened to our customers and then decided feck it, they don't matter, why would we want to listen to the likes of them, they're only paying our salaries..."

  4. Tron Silver badge

    My Lord, my Lord, the proles are revolting!

    Looks like we are edging closer to tipping point. The common people may be deciding that they do not exist simply to make GAFA rich through multiple pointless dependencies.

    After AI, Cloud and SaaS should be next for the chop. And then those stupidly expensive mega projects that cost 10x their budget, overrun by years and then have to be redone after the OS EOLs. Simpler, non-networked tech is a better solution.

    They can fool C-suite suits and politicians because they aren't very bright, and investors because they are greedy. The rest of us are unconvinced.

    We elect people to scam us and ruin our lives, and we didn't elect GAFA. Be gone with you.

    1. Someone Else Silver badge

      Re: My Lord, my Lord, the proles are revolting!

      GAFA? That's a new one on me. GAFA == Gawd-Awful Fat-Asses?

      1. doublelayer Silver badge

        Re: My Lord, my Lord, the proles are revolting!

        I think it's Google, Amazon, Facebook, Apple. People have tried to make an acronym out of big tech companies, but it runs into the problem that you don't always want to complain about the same subset every time and the letters don't line up very well. For a while, FAANG was the most common, except Netflix didn't really work with complaints about tech when they were more often related to complaints about entertainment and some people didn't have many complaints about that anyway. If you add some other large tech companies you might dislike, then you end up playing jumble to find a pronouncible permutation of FmOGaAINAMASOXt* and modifying it when you want to be more specific.

        * Facebook (Meta), OpenAI, Google (Alphabet), Amazon, IBM, Nvidia, Apple, Microsoft, Anthropic, Samsung, Oracle, X (Twitter).

  5. VerySlowData
    Unhappy

    grrr, bah, snarf

    AI (it's Artificial but NOT Intelligent) is a snare and a delusion. There will be many tears before bedtime when it (AI) all falls over, hopefully taking a lot of TechBros with it..

    1. MonkeyJuice Silver badge

      Re: grrr, bah, snarf

      Sadly every country in the west is rapidly connecting it to EVERYTHING. Everyone will suffer the new efficiencies, but pocketing a couple of billion quid will take the edge off for some.

  6. Big_Boomer
    Mushroom

    "**** OFF AI"

    I don't even have so called "Smart" speakers in my house and certainly don't use AI. Unfortunately it's on my phones and tablet, and keeps getting forced onto my PCs but doesn't get used by me (no, not even the Google Search AI crap) and gets disabled/deleted when it gets in my way.

    The other day I got a spam phone call that asked my name, and then proceeded to use the name I gave it to build a whole sales spiel that carried on even when I told it to "***K OFF AI" and didn't so much as pause even when followed up with a stream of invective that would make a brickie blush.

    I get that AI has uses and is good at some things, but like any tool it is limited and needs to be used appropriately. This "stuff AI into everything" mindset is going to backfire on a lot of people but other than it dragging down the value of my pension fund, I really don't give a crap.

    Yes, I am an olde fuddye duddye and close to retirement and am becoming more and more resistant to change that adds little or no value for me. I really can't wait for the day I can turn my back on all this.

  7. Liam Proven (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

    A lovely counterpoint:

    Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak got cheers, not boos, after telling students they 'all have AI — actual intelligence'

    https://www.businessinsider.com/steve-wozniak-apple-ai-graduation-speech-2026-5

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