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An astronomy software dev claims a Falcon 9 upper stage will hit the Moon in August, traveling at several times the speed of sound. The upper stage of the Falcon 9 rocket used to launch the Blue Ghost and Hakuto-R lunar lander is set to have its own close encounter with the Moon after loitering in orbit for more than a year, …

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  2. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
    Coat

    "But on August 5, they'll reach that point at the same time."

    A nice way of saying that two objects are destined to be coincident in space and time to the extreme prejudice to one.

    2026-11-03 might shape up in this fashion when multiple trajectories of insanity are fated to converge.

    Possibly more kiss·my·arse… than kismet.

    1. David Hicklin Silver badge

      Re: "But on August 5, they'll reach that point at the same time."

      But I thought space was big, like really big and the chances of 2 things being in the same spot at the same time are like..astronomical ?

      1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
        Thumb Up

        Re: "But on August 5, they'll reach that point at the same time."

        I haven't had a invite to a tea party in Islington in quite a few years now.

      2. Vern not Winston Smith
        FAIL

        Re: "But on August 5, they'll reach that point at the same time."

        The moon is covered in astronomical odds. Given enough time....

  3. IGotOut Silver badge
    Alien

    Here we go again...

    "there are no humans on or around the Moon, ".

    Once again us earthlings only worry when it's us at risk.without the slightest concern for those that are actually affected.

    I've heard the Clangers are frantically negotiating with the Selenites for asylum, as they fear their house are to shallow to survive a direct impact.

  4. Headley_Grange Silver badge

    "traveling at several times the speed of sound."

    Hmmm.

    1. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

      I was about to come here and correct him. I'm surprised an astronomer doesn't realise there is an interplanetary medium and sound waves propagate through it. Most notably, the solar wind is supersonic. Mach numbers are harder to come by.

    2. IGotOut Silver badge

      I guess you never got past the first paragraph before commenting?

      There is, of course, no air and no sound on the Moon, so a "Mach number" doesn't really make sense. But if there were air, the speed would be about Mach 7, seven times the speed of sound

      1. RockBurner

        Well - if we're really gong to get pedantic.... MACH numbers are dependant on the density of the medium.

        IE, the "speed of sound" is different at high atlitude than it is at low altitude, due to the density of the gaseous soup we call "atmosphere".

        So - even if the mph or kph figure can be stated directly, the MACH number hasn't been stated "well" (I was going to use accurately, but it's an approximation anyway), because they haven't given the correlatory altitude*.

        Given the Moon's lower gravitational pull, IF it had an atmosphere, the density of said atmosphere at any given altitude would not the same as that on Earth....

        1. frankvw Silver badge
          Boffin

          "MACH numbers are dependant on the density of the medium."

          An excellent point. So what is the speed of sound through lunar rock? If it's anything like the speed of sound through terrestrial rock, the speed of impact might be lower than the speed of the acoustic vibrations it will cause to travel through the moon itself, making the speed of impact subsonic in that context.

          (I"m waiting for the Friday afternoon shift to end - can you tell?)

      2. Irongut Silver badge

        There is, of course, a very sparse layer of gases surrounding the Moon and not a vacuum although it is often considered such.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmosphere_of_the_Moon

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          "There is, of course, a very sparse layer of gases surrounding the Moon and not a vacuum although it is often considered such."

          There are also gas molecules in space so it's not a perfect vacuum either. There is a line where something is so vanishingly small that it makes no difference in all by a tiny fraction of a tiny fraction of cases. That's a concept I use all of the time in electronics. It's why Newton's equations can be suitable for some things rather than complicating a calculation with everything Einstein came up with.

        2. AndrueC Silver badge
          Happy

          No goldfish nibbling on toes then?

          1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
            Pint

            Mango juice might be harder to drink too.

      3. Pete 2 Silver badge

        Small correction (that the 2nd stage didn't have)

        > the first paragraph

        To be properly pedantic, one would have said "the seventh paragraph"

        1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
          Headmaster

          Re: Small correction (that the 2nd stage didn't have)

          Assuming you're not numbering from zero, of course...

          1. My other car WAS an IAV Stryker
            Joke

            Re: Small correction (that the 2nd stage didn't have)

            The headline and subhead count as the 0th paragraph. (see icon -- toss-up between that and troll)

      4. MachDiamond Silver badge

        "But if there were air, the speed would be about Mach 7, seven times the speed of sound"

        It would be better to just express the speed in meters/second relative to the lunar surface at impact. Probably not that meaningful to most people, but they also won't have a direct grasp of other units either.

    3. Bill Gray Silver badge

      "seven times the speed of sound"

      (I am the Bill Gray mentioned in the article.)

      You can sort of blame me there, I suppose. Here's what I wrote on the subject :

      https://www.projectpluto.com/25010d.htm#speed

      There is, of course, no air and no sound on the moon [0], so a "Mach number" doesn't really make sense. But if there were air, the speed would be about Mach 7, seven times the speed of sound.

      I'll claim some experience here, though. When the (only) previous bit of junk hit the moon unintentionally, the Chang'e-5 T1 upper stage in March 2022, I was frequently asked how fast it would be going when it hit, both in units all of us here would (I hope) understand, such as kilometers/second and km/hour, and in "traditional" units.

      Much as heights are often measured in giraffes and volumes in Olympic swimming pools, I was asked for a more reader-friendly way of putting such things. I figured the above would do it.

      [0] I managed to resist the temptation to insert "nobody can hear you scream".

      1. Neil Barnes Silver badge
        Headmaster

        Re: "seven times the speed of sound"

        IN SPACE... No one can hear you getting pedantic about the speed of sound.

      2. Steve K

        Re: "seven times the speed of sound"

        You should have pulled out the Register standard unit converter!

        Kilofurlongs per fortnight will do!

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: "seven times the speed of sound"

          "Kilofurlongs per fortnight will do!"

          In an accelerating frame of reference, there will be a squared factor in there somewhere.

          1. stiine Silver badge
            Megaphone

            Re: "seven times the speed of sound"

            Square sound waves will destroy your speakers unless you are very careful. In fact, a warning is issued before the square wave track on this Alan Parsons CD: https://www.amazon.com/Professional-Audio-Test-Disc-Parsons/dp/B000000IR6

          2. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

            Re: "seven times the speed of sound"

            For a spherical sheep in a vacuum?

            1. Ken Shabby Silver badge
              Headmaster

              Re: "seven times the speed of sound"

              African or European sheep?

        2. Ropewash Silver badge

          Re: "seven times the speed of sound"

          Is that the standard unit for furries who play Fortnite?

          1. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

            Re: "seven times the speed of sound"

            Along with the firkin, presumably.

      3. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Alert

        Velocity of sheep in a vacuum

        The definitive reference for velocity calculations involving sheep in a vacuum (but not Welshmen) is this post by Lester:

        https://www.theregister.com/2007/08/24/vulture_central_standards/

        1. xyz Silver badge

          Re: Velocity of sheep in a vacuum

          Thanks for the link. God it was funny reading classic Lester

      4. steelpillow Silver badge
        Boffin

        Re: "seven times the speed of sound"

        That's about 3½ Concordes (assuming there was air for it to fly in).

        May I humbly propose the Concorde as the official Reg unit of speeds above Mach 1 (technically, 1 Concorde = Mach 2.05, while the absolute speed in km/h or snail-cm-day-1 per week depends on the gas temperature and mean molecular mass).

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Instrumentation

    Lets hope lots of orbiting probes get a good view. Knowing exactly when and where it's going to hit this far in advance should hopefully give them a chance to get a good view. Events like this are very rare, where we know all about the impactor and the impact before it happens. It may be an accident, but there's lots of science we can do with it.

    1. Gene Cash Silver badge

      Re: Instrumentation

      I saw a mention that the Artemis crew saw several impacts while they were over the far side. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to chase down more than the sound bite, except another mention that they were too faint to photograph. Frustrating.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Instrumentation

        "except another mention that they were too faint to photograph. "

        Their camera had far less resolution than the orbiting satellites. There would have to be a pretty large plume for them to get a reasonable photo. Maybe if they were shooting with film.......

      2. Bill Gray Silver badge

        Re: Instrumentation

        Sky & Telescope article about (six) lunar flashes seen by Artemis 2 crew. Looks to be small meteoroids, somewhat more than were expected to be visible.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Lessons

    We have filled our own planet with junk in orbit. Now we are doing it again! We really should lean to tidy up after ourselves!

  7. RobThBay
    Mushroom

    What about the moon nazi's???

    First the Americans bomb the Iranians and now they're going to drop a bomb on the moon nazi's??

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: What about the moon nazi's???

      Much as they do delight in dropping bombs on people,

      I think you may be operating under a misapprehension about the current administration's attitude to Nazis

    2. xyz Silver badge
      Headmaster

      Re: What about the moon nazi's???

      Nazis.... no apostrophe!

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: What about the moon nazi's???

        Unless they are greengrocer Nazis. SturmBrocciliteilung

  8. MachDiamond Silver badge

    Scrapyard moon

    There should be a "Pt Nemo" on the moon to aim leftover spacecraft at if there's a good chance something will impact the lunar surface. A store of refined metals could be very handy at some point rather than trying to smelt them from regolith. I don't think there's good chances of there being nice ore bodies on the moon like there are on Earth. Ore being defined as material that can be mined at a profit. If it's too hard to separate, it's just dirt. Profit on the moon will mean that it can be accomplished for less than sending the materials from Earth in cargo ships or in the form of something like decent stages.

    1. stiine Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Scrapyard moon

      Any orbital mechanics want to comment on the feasibility of this?

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Scrapyard moon

        Most heavy Earth-Moon missions are going to aim for a fairly central inclination orbit relative to the Earth-Moon plane cos you don't want to waste energy.

        But precise orbits around the moon are tricky cos its gravity is rather lumpy. It's not quite the point mass that the equations would prefer

        1. Bill Gray Silver badge

          Re: Scrapyard moon

          That is indeed a problem for objects actually orbiting the moon, but we don't really have very many of those. The much more common case is a flyby, or a mission that goes into orbit but leaves the upper stage flying past the moon. (Obviously, we do have the problem that both the orbiters and the flyby upper stages are increasing in number.)

          An upper stage passing by the moon doesn't spend all that much time within the moon's sphere of influence. And, those "lumps" are modelled via a series of spherical harmonics that drop off quickly with distance. Models have been constructed for the gravitational fields of the terrestrial planets and the moon, and even for the much "lumpier" fields around Ceres and Vesta. (For the gas giants, their oblateness matters, and a subset of the spherical harmonics matters. The oblateness of the Sun matters, but it rotates so slowly and is so close to being a sphere that it's barely noticeable.)

          Bottom line : if you wanted to plan an impact, you could do so (as was done for, for example, the LCROSS mission in 2009). It will usually be simpler to use the initial lunar flyby to eject the upper stage into heliocentric orbit, though. I think this is what was done with the New Glenn upper stage for the ESCApade mission late last year. (It definitely ended up in an orbit that will put it into heliocentric orbit for a long time, but I don't know if that was a lucky accident or a planned thing.)

          I will not be surprised if the eventual "solution" involves throwing the upper stages into heliocentric orbit (because that's easy to do) and being slightly more careful about where satellites that are actually in lunar orbit crash.

  9. Winkypop Silver badge

    At the speed of sound

    This year is the 50th anniversary year of those silly love songs…

  10. Inventor of the Marmite Laser Silver badge

    What? No mention of regolithic braking?

    1. Excused Boots Silver badge

      It is stupidly effective though.

  11. Maurice Mynah
    Alert

    debris?

    I'm betting there's a Black Monolith to be found in the ensuing crater.

    1. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Re: debris?

      Only if the Moon is close enough to hatching; it isn't due until 2049 but if it is developed enough already then its egg tooth Monolith may have the strength to poke through.

      1. Excused Boots Silver badge
        Trollface

        Re: debris?

        Well thank you very much - you’ve made me remember that particular episode. Yes, brilliant acting by Capaldi and Coleman, but a storyline so full of basic scientific errors that I’ve done my bets to forget about it!

        Cheers for that.

    2. Excused Boots Silver badge

      Re: debris?

      Or even, as per the original story, a crystalline tetrahedron.

  12. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Mushroom

    Musk Crater?

    I know, he's got an ego the size of the crater this thing is going to make, but what about the name?

    May be better not make it Musk. He's already creating enough space junk already, don't want him now pushing more junk towards the moon

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Musk Crater?

      "I know, he's got an ego the size of the crater this thing is going to make, but what about the name?"

      Musk Crater should be a spot devoid of a sizeable crater, just the promise that there could be a really big one there sometime in the future. A year or maybe a year and 3 months.

    2. Michael Strorm Silver badge

      Re: Musk Crater?

      > he's got an ego the size of the crater this thing is going to make

      And charisma the size of one of the pebbles it's going to dislodge.

      (Not even sure now whether that was a conscious or subconscious ripoff of the scene in Red Dwarf- of Rimmer being rebooted- that it instantly reminded me of. I notice *that* has Rimmer being almost entirely full of "arrogance" with a pinkie's worth of "charisma", so that would work almost as well.)

    3. ArguablyShrugs

      Re: Musk Crater?

      The crater the spent stage makes will roughly be 10‑15 m wide and just a metre or two deep, that's like 0.0000000000000000000000000001% of Musk's ego.

  13. ComicalEngineer Silver badge
    FAIL

    Moonfall

    As long as it doesn't knock the moon out of orbit towards the earth [Film: Moonfall or else casue a Space 1999 type catastrophe]

    And hopefully it won't damage the monolith on the far side [2001]

    Yes, I'm aware that Kinetic energy = 1/2 MV^2 and that a small piece of space junk isn't going to significantly affect the moon [approximate mass = 7.347e22 kilograms].

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