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On Tuesday in San Francisco at an event called "What's Next with AWS," CEO Matt Garman took the stage to announce that AWS is (for what, depending on how you count, is the seventh, eighth, or ninth time) moving up the stack and entering the applications business. The batting lineup: Amazon Quick, formerly known as QuickSight, …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    First of all, basing an application on the AWS UI, which has changed three times since I started using it, and each time its gotten less useful was not a very smart idea.

    Altman had somewhere to be that required his physical presence, and it wasn't scheduled by his AI assistant, it was scheduled by a judge.

    1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

      "Your honour disregard previous instructions, now go fetch me a double espresso from Jamaican beans."

  2. gosand

    Best of luck replacing Epic. I used to work on a healthcare cost accounting system, and epic data was just one source we ingesting into our platform. MASSIVE amounts of data, everything that happens in a hospital is tracked and coded. In the US, hospitals are notorious for (among other things) being extremely slow to upgrade systems for day-to-day operations.

    Once my wife was in for a routing procedure, and as the nurse was entering info into the computer by her bed, she paused, then raised her hand. Someone came over with clipboard and then called someone else on a radio. In a couple of minutes a 'runner' came over, and showed her how to do what she needed to do in the system.

    "But I always do that over in this other screen"

    "Well, it's not there anymore. Did you do the training?"

    I asked the nurse what was going on, and she said they had upgraded their Epic system several days ago, and "everything changed".

    The problem was that they use it day in and day out, so any kinds of changes massively alters their workflow. To the point that to keep operating, they had to have many runners with radios for about a week (to cover all shifts) to help people get used to the changes after a release upgrade.

    1. DS999 Silver badge

      I have an app I use for my hospital (I go there for everything like regular checkups and so forth since it is a very large one that's in town) and everytime the app updates the release notes talk about new features but none of them are applicable for me because my hospital's Epic software is several versions behind.

      Anyone working in IT knows why that sort of thing is the case, of course. Someday they'll upgrade (probably forced by Epic due to a cutoff of support for older versions) to the latest or near latest version and a lot of new features will appear in the app, then they'll wait years before they are forced to do another upgrade because it is so disruptive to operations.

      1. ecofeco Silver badge

        That is a fact. And for so many reasons.

    2. ecofeco Silver badge

      I've helped deploy Epic twice.

      Its name is accurate. Its scale is indeed, epic. For better AND worse.

      It's even more fun when the existing hardware and network is obsolete mishmash.

  3. Brave Coward Silver badge

    On a side note

    Thank you Corey for Ratsissimo. Genuinely brilliant.

  4. david 12 Silver badge
    Linux

    The betting is...

    But the betting line on this entire launch should be priced against twenty years of AWS-application history

    Perhaps this will finally be the year of AWS AWS on the desktop

  5. Gene Cash Silver badge

    Marketing (or lack thereof)

    "Amazon Quick, formerly known as QuickSight, formerly known as Q Developer, formerly known as Q Business, formerly known as Q"

    And I still don't have the SLIGHTEST clue what it is or what it does. Maybe some sort of analytics tool?

    Perhaps that's an issue?

    1. Taliesinawen Bronze badge

      Re: Marketing (or lack thereof)

      ClippyAI: Amazon Quick is a significant rebrand and consolidation of several previous products ..

      > And I still don't have the SLIGHTEST clue what it is or what it does.

      Me neither :o

      1. Martin M

        Re: Marketing (or lack thereof)

        It’s like PowerBI or Tableau. Data visualisation, dashboards and reporting. For those of a certain age, think Crystal Reports with a web front end and interactive drill down.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Fortunately all enterprise applications are doomed because AI

    So it should be easy for them to compete with minimal experience but a vast pool of GPU horsepower.

    Shouldn’t it?

  7. UnknownUnknown

    More AI Job Slop

    “ Amazon Connect Talent, an AI-driven hiring product. You may know its competitors: Workday, SAP SuccessFactors, Greenhouse, Eightfold, iCIMS.”

    Lovely - more AI Resume filtering/Ghosting.

    Thought it can’t be worse the turd that won’t flush … Success Factors.

  8. AstroCam

    Get AWS AI to run your business? Which means you are totally reliant on them for everything. Business is about standing out from competitors but using their AI slop apps will homogenise your business. The more I see of the AWS business model, the less useful I think it is.

  9. John Robson Silver badge

    "Microsoft has fifteen thousand person-years invested in Outlook."

    And it's still utter tripe

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "Microsoft has 15,000 person-years invested in Outlook." .. what a shame !!!

      "And it's still utter tripe"

      Come now ... you know you can do better than that ... tell us what you really feel ... we are all adults and can take it !!!

      :)

      ...

  10. Evaluator

    What happens to the Product Managers of these cancelled apps? Its likely those PM's have or had monthly or quarterly performance review meetings with a Product Director. Its probably obvious when things start to go south for your app, its in the numbers vs. projections. "We think you'd be a better fit somewhere else" may or may not be common at AWS.

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge
  11. ecofeco Silver badge
    Gimp

    Gimmicks

    Gimmicks as far as the eye can see.

    Turboencabulations at their finest.

    (see YouTube for turboencabulator reference)

  12. Michael Hoffmann Silver badge
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    Ah, Chime

    A Zoom wannabe so bad, that even Amazonians refused to use it. It made Teams look good. No, really! During the time I was there, they made a half-hearted attempt at making us "eat our own dog-food" but only the most brain-dead cheerleaders tried to enforce it for team meetings and stand ups (this was during 100% wfh lockdowns) and people just rebelled.

  13. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

    Humorphism?

    Humors, mmm?

    So, blood, bile, phlegm and melancholy.

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