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It’s been a weekend filled with dizzying changes in the boardroom at datacenter wannabe Fermi America as it hopes eventually to expand its West Texas campus to about 17 gigawatts of behind-the-meter generation capacity. The company’s CEO and co-founder Toby Neugebauer quit suddenly on Friday. Then on Sunday CFO Miles Everson …

  1. retiredFool Silver badge

    Sounds crazy can't find a tenant

    In the current state of affairs, I'd think customers would be banging on the doors for a slot. It must be bad, like bat shit bad for them not to be able to find a dozen customers. First hint is a "conservative" at war with fellow conservatives. Thiel and the others listed are not to be pissed off and this guy has managed to piss them all off. Doomed.

    1. DS999 Silver badge

      Sounds to me like it is all a grift

      You have all the pieces in place - involving Trump connected people, naming it for him, looking to build nuclear reactors (which take forever to get permitted) onsite when they have natural gas literally next door in the most fossil fuel friendly state and most electrically unregulated state in the union.

      It is probably a grab for as many government subsidies as they can get, which they'll pocket and run off before anything is built. Given that the CEO quit, maybe that's what just happened.

  2. cyberdemon Silver badge
    Pirate

    May I suggest

    They all take a long walk off a short pier

  3. Winkypop Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Conservative Crazy Land

    Lose your money now, avoid the rush!

  4. Pascal Monett Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Wait a minute

    1) PayPal and Palantir cofounder Peter Thiel

    2) a scale recreation of the White House in Dallas

    3) some fucking thing with Trump's name on it

    How many red flags do you need before you get the message ?

    1. blu3b3rry Silver badge

      Re: Wait a minute

      Naming a "Intelligence center" [sic] after Trump is just the cherry on top of the cake!

      1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

        Re: Wait a minute

        Naming a "Intelligence center" [sic] after Trump is just the cherry on top of the cake!

        And thus proves that either:

        1) Irony is alive and well in Texas or

        2) The namers don't have a clue how ironic their naming is..

        My money is on (2)

    2. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Wait a minute

      How many red flags do you need before you get the message ?

      Me none but for these clowns the flag Santa Anna raised before the Alamo would be favourite.

    3. gosand

      Re: Wait a minute

      Such an wild story, I didn't know what was coming in the next paragraph!

      In addition to the above...

      - Neugebauer founded an anti-woke lending app

      - they want to build 4 nuclear reactors for AI infra

      - the location of the data center is next to natural gas fields and plutonium storage

      - a new co-president with the last name "Bofa" (look up the slang meaning)

      - an executive search by a firm with "Struggles" in the name

  5. You aint sin me, roit Silver badge
    Trollface

    Gis a job

    Apart from a fine line in corporate bullshittery, just what qualifications do you need to run one of these companies?

    I'm sure I could manage to lose 80% of the share price if I'd been given the chance (though obviously my signing on fee would include the Dallas White House).

  6. Taliesinawen Bronze badge

    Rapa Nui or chasing the AI chimera

    Much like past civilizations that went extinct chasing unattainable goals, such as Easter Island’s moai. AI is consuming vast resources in pursuit of what will ultimately prove to be a chimera. In this case, the chimera is the relentless quest for ever-smarter AI, capable of solving everything. The dream of an AI utopia is alluring, but it comes at the expense of neglecting essential infrastructure.

    1. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
      Headmaster

      Re: Rapa Nui …

      "went extinct chasing unattainable goals, such as Easter Island’s moa"

      Apparently that narrative Hollywood notwithstanding, is on shaky ground.

      "Island-wide characterization of agricultural production challenges the demographic collapse hypothesis for Rapa Nui… " Science Advances, 21June 2024, Vol.10 Nº 25

      1. Taliesinawen Bronze badge

        Re: Rapa Nui …

        The study proposes rock gardens as the primary indicator of population size without reference to other farming methods. The Rapanui also relied heavily on palm forests, coastal fisheries (30-50%) and chickens. Finally the study used short-wave infrared (SWIR) and machine learning (AI) in the results. So it could be yet another example of AI hallucination.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Rapa Nui or chasing the AI chimera

      Douglas Adams already theorised that, the answer is 42, is somebody still looking for the question?

  7. JacobZ
    Black Helicopters

    More red flags than a Moscow Square parade

    For legal reasons I'm not saying that this AI infrastructure project is a scam, but if somebody were to attempt an AI infrastructure scam it would look an awful lot like this project.

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