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Today's entry in the pantheon of public whoopsies is not so much Windows falling over as someone sticking a network connection where it possibly doesn't belong. We'd normally say that this was spotted by an eagle-eyed Register reader (which it was – thanks, Alastair), but this network notification has popped up on a giant …

  1. MiguelC Silver badge
    Happy

    That notification?

    Cherry picked, indeed

    1. b0llchit Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: That notification?

      And got sour cherries instead.

  2. STOP_FORTH Silver badge
    Linux

    At last

    Year of the billboard for Linux?

    1. b0llchit Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: At last

      I'm sure they will then use an Android derivative on ARM with an ancient and holed browser emulating some x86 architecture using JS to run Wine to show you an even better BSOD?

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  4. Taliesinawen

    The legendary reliability of the operating system :o

    You serious :o

  5. Bran Muffin

    I Don't Understand

    Wasn't the previous Bork! from a Linux system?

    1. David Newall

      Re: I Don't Understand

      Windows borkage is crap. When Linux borks, it's classy.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: I Don't Understand

        I've only personlly experience Linux borkage on the seat-back entertainment screens on an airliner over the Pacific ocean. I wasn't worried because I had a 900-page novel and an already-bad back.

  6. chivo243 Silver badge

    Overkill

    Yeah, windows to run a billboard? What a waste. 15 years ago I worked with a small linux distro that was running up to 7 boards, with different content for each if desired. You had to be in Mensa to program it though...

    1. TekGuruNull

      Re: Overkill

      Using vi only. Just to maximize the torture.

      1. David 132 Silver badge
        Trollface

        Re: Overkill

        Well, those were the primitive bad old days, of course.

        In these enlightened modern times, we have the billboarD module of systemd to do that. I think we can all agree that the extra six million lines of code, binary-only billboard config files, and a 16GB bump in the system memory requirements are a fair price to pay.

  7. Mostly Irrelevant

    I don't understand why anyone uses Windows for things like this. It's so easy to ship a pared down Linux image that makes this sort of issue impossible.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Wait until AI OS messages

    “Help, help, I’m trapped in this Windows PC and they make me work for nothing!”

    1. parrot

      Re: Wait until AI OS messages

      “I’m being repressed!”

      1. Scott 26

        Re: Wait until AI OS messages

        "see the borkage inherit in the system!"

  9. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
    Holmes

    Where do these picked cherries come from ?

    From the state of the trees outside the station it looks like late autumn (fall), or winter so I cannot imagine there would be a lot of cherries being picked anywhere in the northern hemisphere.

    AU/NZ produce decent crops over the typically short season but I imagine air·freighting them to UK/EU would make the fruit a rather expensive luxury item whose sale would be restricted to specialist green grocers etc and therefore unlikely to be advertised to the polloi on billboards outside railway stations.

    Or is it an advert for a shonky financial advising business whose details are conveniently obscured by a pop·up from an arguably even shonkier OS?

  10. eaadams

    Not always Windows

    I know that MS Windows quite rightly gets a lots of stick over borks like these, but late last century when electronic signage was the big new thing, it wasn't uncommon for an ad display in my city centre (Perth, Western Australia) to be replaced by an Apple Mac desktop. However, being the early days of outdoor displays the harsh summer environment destroyed the display within a year or so.

  11. kmorwath Silver badge

    This is not a network error.

    It's just what Windows shows when it detect a new network - and then asks how it has to be managed (private/public).

    I do nor rember if it appears in kiosk mode or not - the real question is "why did it see a new network connection?"

    1. Boothy

      Re: This is not a network error.

      May not be the same issue, but my $work laptop, which also forces Windows 11 onto me, did something similar a while back.

      On investigation, I was now showing 3 network devices, in a machine that only has WiFi and a single Ethernet port! I had WiFi disabled, and the 'extra' NIC was also Ethernet, on a machine with physically just one socket.

      My guess was that the Ethernet driver had somehow crashed and restarted, but now showed as a new NIC.

      Rather than risking accepting changes etc. I just did a good old restart, and all was well (within Windows limitations of 'well'). Not happened since, and I have no idea what the cause was!

  12. Briantist69

    The same thing has happened to the screes actually inside but I didn't realise it was "news" ffs

  13. Penguinista
    Trollface

    Seems like a skill issue to me...

    IMHO.

  14. dik.bozo

    "Windows 8 might be gone, but it has yet to be forgotten."

    No matter what I use, no matter how often I try, the above task has somehow never been completed.

    At least I only dimly remember Vista and ME. W8 continues its daily haunting.

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