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Microsoft has halted the rollout of a Windows update after some users encountered installation errors. The update, KB5079391, was released last week as a preview rather than a security update. Installation on some devices failed with a 0x80073712 error, and Microsoft temporarily pulled the plug on Friday night. The Windows …

  1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    Progress. It looks as if they're starting to take notice of the alpha testers before rolling it out to beta.

  2. DJV Silver badge

    Another week day hour minute nanosecond, another MS quality issue. Same ole, same ole...

    1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

      Another FootGun moment from Microsoft

      Will they ever learn?

      Can Donald Trump Fly like a bird?

      The answer to both is NO.

      Notice that the alternatives (Linux and MacOS) are not prone to this level of cockups. While they aren't perfect, they do seem to have their update processes sorted so that the Bork Events don't happen.

      1. FirstTangoInParis Silver badge

        Re: Another FootGun moment from Microsoft

        Absolutely. Two updates came from Apple for all main platforms in quick succession last week, both painless. Plus a firmware update for AirPods and even WatchOS update for older devices with a certificate update.

        1. Omnipresent Silver badge

          Re: Another FootGun moment from Microsoft

          except the key board does and says what ever it wants to now, and quite often gets you into trouble. The privacy window is so wide open I have to nail it shut to keep my mother in law and coworkers out of it, and nobody knows how to work the phone anymore.

          It now takes 5 minutes to type a 10 second sentence.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Another FootGun moment from Microsoft

            I found that Bluetooth is sometimes prone to problems if you have a mobile phone in between BT device and computer. I fixed that by moving the mobile phone (easier than moving the computer/keyboard). Was independent of OS, btw, it was a hardware issue.

      2. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

        Re: Another FootGun moment from Microsoft

        Can Donald Trump Fly like a bird?

        The answer to both is NO.

        I'd pay to see him try. From a great height...

        1. mcswell Bronze badge

          Re: Another FootGun moment from Microsoft

          He should be sure to fly close enough to the Sun. Remember Icarus.

      3. richdin

        Re: Another FootGun moment from Microsoft

        Flies like a turkey (reference to WKRP in Cincinnati for the clueless)

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiSkjcl9yW4

  3. mw_foot

    Production quality?

    I think I fell off my chair laughing.

    1. Zoopy

      Re: Production quality?

      > I think I fell off my chair laughing.

      You're... not sure?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Production quality?

        May have bumped his head and passed out. Work related injury..

  4. prh99

    Maybe vibe coding updates is just a bad idea....Or an entire OS for that matter considering how much it breaks.

    1. cd Silver badge

      Windows Dogfood Edition...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Fixed that for you

        Windows Dogpoo Edition...

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          No more shampoo! We want real poo!

          No, wait..

    2. LessWileyCoyote

      MS has been vibe coding for years.

  5. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
    Joke

    Cool Gaming Monitor, Bro

    Monitors can also now report refresh rates higher than 1,000 Hz.

    I want one of those >1,000-Hz-refresh-speed monitors!

    1. FirstTangoInParis Silver badge

      Re: Cool Gaming Monitor, Bro

      What the heck is that for? Football played by hummingbirds?

      1. Pascal Monett Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Football played by hummingbirds?

        I'd watch that.

        1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

          Re: Football played by hummingbirds?

          I'd watch that

          Certainly more fun than the real thing.

          (Except for the women's game - *actual* football [1], played by people who don't want to roll around on the pitch screaming if an opposing player comes within 30cm of them..)

          [1] 'Soccer' for leftpondians. Who seem to play a descendent of Rugby League that takes out everything that makes RL actually enjoyable.. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy American Football [2] but the US tendancy to take a very simple [3] game and make it mind-boggingly complex by adding lots of tiny little rules [4] is in full view. I'm expecting a new rule of "15 yard penalty for having non-Trump-branded socks" soon..)

          [2] As exemplified in the No Fun League that seems to exist purely to separate fans from as much of their cash as possible. I've been watching it (as much as is possible from the Civilised side of the pond. Which, apparently, is often more than the US side can see because of their protectionist stance) for longer than some of the El Reg commentards have been alive. Yes, I'm old.

          [3] Get the ball forward 10 yards in 4 goes with only one forward pass per go. Not the most complex rule-set in the world..

          [4] Go on, try to explain what constitutes a catch. I dare you.

  6. Groo The Wanderer - A Canuck Silver badge

    Microslop: The same Artificial Ignorance that brought you the last three deployment disasters this month strikes again...

  7. JWLong Silver badge

    MicroSlop QA=.........

    .....Quality Absent....!

  8. ComicalEngineer Silver badge
    FAIL

    High standard in comparison to what?

    "Windows boss Pavan Davuluri recently wrote to users: "Thank you for holding us to a high standard,"

    I've been using Windows since 1995. Whilst I can remember odd glitches with the versions I used (95 / 98 / XP / 10) I can't recall anything like the number and severity of issues that there has been with W11.

    Early days of W10 occasionally meant that we had to recapture printers but that took a few seconds and didn't bork the system. Indeed I can't remember any W10 update borking our systems. XP had occasional problems but it was relatively easy to do a rollback if necessary. Anyhow, the software should have become MORE reliable since XP was released in 2001, not LESS.

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

      Re: High standard in comparison to what?

      I note that you did not mention Vista . . .

      1. EnviableOne Silver badge

        Re: High standard in comparison to what?

        Or Winblows 8

        1. isdnip

          Re: High standard in comparison to what?

          One reason not to use 11:

          98 ME

          XP Vista

          7 8

          10 11

          Notice the pattern?

          1. David Hicklin Silver badge

            Re: High standard in comparison to what?

            10 11

            Notice the pattern?

            Problem is 12 will probably break the sequence...

      2. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

        Re: High standard in comparison to what?

        MS Vista took less than five minutes after finishing all available driver and MS updates to drive me to zero the hard drive and install Ubuntu.

        Biggest pisser was video tearing when I moved my mouse "too quickly" across the screen during ordinary desktop operations under Vista (I didn't try gaming).

        1. David Hicklin Silver badge

          Re: High standard in comparison to what?

          Vista was OK one SP1 (aka 7) came along

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Embarassing. But there is no shame in the C suite.

  10. Tron Silver badge

    Best MS update ever.

    "The update does not appear to have broken any devices because it failed at the installation stage."

    If only they were all like that.

    1. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
      Linux

      Re: Best MS update ever.

      If only windows could fail at the installation stage... forever

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Best MS update ever.

        That's when the user picks a different OS.

  11. Always Right Mostly

    Postpone accordingly

    Happens on days that end with a “y”.

  12. jvf

    10 card

    I’m starting to like my update free version of Windoze 10.

    1. LBJsPNS Silver badge

      Re: 10 card

      I got an update on my W10 system over the weekend. Which is odd, because I used Chris Titus' Windows Utility to shut off all updates. And supposedly it's long past the time that I should be getting any free updates from MS.

      1. cyberdemon Silver badge
        Devil

        Re: 10 card

        My dad (who is on win10) also got an update this weekend that borked various things in weird ways, e.g. the printer driver disappeared and needed to be reinstalled

        Office got a nasty update with a splash-screen about "required telemetry" too, which also reset all of the privacy options to the default "send everything to Microsoft" and had to be reverted, except for the "required" stuff which now cannot. There are now THREE clicks on semi-hidden UI elements required in order to save a file to the local drive instead of OneDrive, where there used to be two.

        "Make It Shitty!"

        It makes me glad that I am on Linux and can choose my updates (and generally be happy with them, or revert them as I see fit)

      2. David Hicklin Silver badge

        Re: 10 card

        Some of the "Apps" are still getting updates and they are capable of borking the system by themselves

        1. LBJsPNS Silver badge

          Re: 10 card

          Removed all the apps as well.

  13. Omnipresent Silver badge

    Luckily

    I'm no longer able to connect my windows machine to the wifi due to the forced changes.

  14. shodanbo

    These "Preview Updates" mean you are agreeing to be a Beta tester for MS.

    Opt the heck out of that.

    1. David Hicklin Silver badge

      These "Preview Updates" mean you are agreeing to be a Beta Alpha tester for MS

      There, fixed it for you. Beta testers are every patch Tuesday.

  15. anthonyhegedus Silver badge

    Definition check

    "Production-quality updates are released ahead of the planned security update release" — Microsoft

    If this is production quality, I'd love to see what the development builds look like. Actually, on reflection, we already know: they call those "Patch Tuesdays."

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    No more Bug Tuesday?

    It seems to me we're back to ye olde Bug Everyday - you know, the problem that got so interruptive Microsoft implemented a monthly collection to camouflage the sheer volume of patches required to keep the ship from completely sinking?

    Which, btw, never seems to end which I personally suspect to be deliberate because that's the fear factor that blackmails you into paying your monthly tax on computing. Given that what you get has an ever increasing quality problem (something they're now briefly offering excuses for, but probably only until you stop complaining).

  17. ABQ Sun

    MS got to do allot more then that for me to use windows 11. I've moved on to Mac OS. Life is too short lol.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Is this 'commitment to quality' in the room with us now?

    Hopefully it'll kick them in the stockmarkets since that is the only thing that will make MS take notice.

    But even saying that it's unlikely they'll see the solution as anything other than "less meat more AI".

  19. Hugo Rune
    Windows

    Not new

    I have been getting similar errors since the October update. The only ones that install are the repair versions of 25H2. All of the others say "something went wrong don't worry uninstalling update".

  20. Gavsky

    El Reg, this is no longer news, or worth a headline - just tell us when Microsoft releases an 'update' that just...works. Street parties & fireworks await.

    Yes, I know it's hideously complicated & there are endless system permutations, so issues arise - but things have definitely got worse over recent years.

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