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The UK government will trial different levels of restrictions on social media for under-16s with the help of 300 families, alongside a public consultation that has already gathered nearly 30,000 responses. The Department for Science, Innovation and Technology (DSIT) will recruit families from across the UK and split them into …

  1. LucreLout Silver badge

    Banning stuff

    Banning stuff is generally a bad thing, but we ban all kinds of things that are far less harmful than social media.

    Surely rather than deciding if we should ban kids from using it we should first decide if we shouldn't just ban the whole toxic cesspit of social media for everyone.

    I've yet to meet anyone make a credible argument it does more good than harm.

    1. Captain Hogwash

      Re: Banning stuff

      Or at least ban the algorithmic feeds. If people just saw what they chose to follow, as in the early days, then the harm would be reduced significantly.

      1. rg287 Silver badge

        Re: Banning stuff

        Or at least ban the algorithmic feeds.

        Just to play devil's advocate though, a chronological list of posts is an algorithmic feed. Any sort of sorting or filtering process is - by definition - algorithmic.

        Yes, I know what you mean. And I agree. But also, quite hard to legislate for unless you have a list of "approved algorithms".

        They can ban targeted advertising whilst they're at it. That's actually easier to define - ads to be contextual, based on the domain/page where the impression will occur. No user data to be collected or provided to the RTB market.

        Admittedly UKGov has prior form in this area with the Psychoactive Substances Act 2016, intended to address (non-alcohol or nicotine based!) "legal highs".

        On the first pass, the definition of a prohibited “psychoactive substance” being: "produces a psychoactive effect in a person if, by stimulating or depressing the person's central nervous system, it affects the person's mental functioning or emotional state;'

        Which of course includes food. Because people get fucking grumpy when they're hungry and suffer declined cognitive ability. They get marginally less grumpy when they're fed (or at least, are grumpy for different reasons!).

        So then they carved out an exemption "7 Any substance which- (a) is ordinarily consumed as food". Which is... at best subjective. After all, correct-thinking people don't ordinarily consume marmite. But for some reason it isn't considered a legal high. As for Surströmming... less said the better.

        The PSA has become somewhat of a "ways and means" act, relying largely on prosecutorial discretion and a fear of what the courts will tolerate rather than a solid definition of what is prohibited.

        1. Captain Hogwash

          Re: Banning stuff

          I see your point. But as I said earlier "If people just saw what they chose to follow" shouldn't be too hard to legislate.

          Declaration of interests: I am not an account holder on any of these things.

        2. Filippo Silver badge

          Re: Banning stuff

          Also, I don't much like blaming "the algorithm". I work with algorithms all day. They are cool and useful things. The entities that bear responsibility for the unholy mess of today's social media are not "algorithms", they are people. Rich and powerful people. They could even be identified, and it we're lucky the courts will eventually do it. Blaming "the algorithm" is nothing but a distraction technique. So convenient that we can't jail "the algorithm" and we can barely fine it, isn't it?

          1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
            Childcatcher

            Re: Banning stuff

            " Rich and powerful people. They could even be identified, "

            If only there was some kind of file, that they were named on....

          2. Captain Hogwash

            Re: Banning stuff

            Algorithms are developed by people. People make choices as to what algorithms do. If they can't make better choices then perhaps they shouldn't be permitted to make any.

          3. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Banning stuff

            Do you want us to instead say "blame the bad algorithm, which was written by bad people"?

            It means the same thing in context. No-one is saying that "all algorithms ever are evil and should be banned"

            But by your logic, you are wrong to blame "people" - people can be cool and useful things. It's only the bad people we need to blame.

        3. Blazde Silver badge

          Re: Banning stuff

          a chronological list of posts is an algorithmic feed. Any sort of sorting or filtering process is - by definition - algorithmic

          The problem arises when sorting or filtering is based on the content, because it then affects the way people create the content in the first place, and leads directly to all the dishonest, attention-seeking, rage-promoting, propagandising, SEO-type keyword spam bot-liked, trash that these sites are full of and which old social media technology like forums and chatrooms still aren't to this day.

        4. Cav

          Re: Banning stuff

          "After all, correct-thinking people don't ordinarily consume marmite."

          Blasphemy!!

        5. RegGuy1
          Coat

          Re: Banning stuff

          Make it a legal requirement that all browsers must run an active ad blocker. Even technophobes should be given the benefit of having ads blocked.

      2. jpennycook Bronze badge

        Re: Banning stuff

        and infinite scrolling

    2. Catkin Silver badge

      Re: Banning stuff

      "I've yet to meet anyone make a credible argument it does more good than harm."

      Should this be necessary to decide whether there's a ban? Personally, the sole reason I have a Facebook account is to talk to other home machining and additive manufacturing hobbyists. I'm not one of those people who makes politics their entire personality so the algorithm never shows me rage inducing political drivel, though it does show me the odd stupid 'uplifting' story (e.g. man heard meowing, you'll never guess what happens next).

      Hand an appliance without a plug to the average person today and the majority will probably either sit by their dead appliance or harm themselves trying to wire it with the plug in the socket. That doesn't mean we should ban wire strippers, just stick a warning on them and point the buyer in the direction of a good book.

      Edit: equally, the majority of television shows are rubbish but I don't think that justifies a ban or diminishes the importance of the better stuff.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Banning stuff

        "I've yet to meet anyone make a credible argument it does more good than harm."

        Americans have this attitude towards assault rifles. Australia banned them and that turned out pretty well.

        Let's actually try banning phones and see if things get better. Then none of us are guessing. Want to track your kid? Get an Apple Air Tag or Samsung Smart Tag and sew it into their backpack.

        1. Catkin Silver badge

          Re: Banning stuff

          Is the issue with those who have phones that they are forcing others to use them?

    3. Roland6 Silver badge

      Re: Banning stuff

      The trial should also cover the banning of algorithms and techniques that have the intent or purpose of increasing screen time and/or encouraging addiction. This would also benefit adults…

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Banning stuff

        I completely agree, but how would it work in principle? The response would be "We just want to make our product more interesting and engaging than the competition [so we can sell ads]. How is that more harmful than providing any excellent service?".

    4. andy gibson

      Re: Banning stuff

      I'm on a number of what might be classed as "boring" special interest groups on Facebook (trains, maps, pubs, my model of car, old railways, tunnels, mine and general underground exploration) where there's no bitching, no fighting, no drama - just likeminded individuals enjoying their hobby like grown ups on a modern platform now that forums seem to be dying out. And I also keep in close contact with friends and family who live a long way away.

      If Facebook is a "toxic cesspit" to you, then that's probably down to the areas you frequent. Stay out of the curtain twitching local groups, don't discuss politics and religion.

      1. Excused Boots Silver badge

        Re: Banning stuff

        “Stay out of the curtain twitching local groups, don't discuss politics and religion.”

        Which is perfectly good advice. The issue is that the system is tuned to positively encourage people to go to said groups and to discuss topics which can be controversial (to some anyway). I suspect that most people (like yourself) can and do resist said temptation, but some can’t. Now I’d be the first person to say that it isn’t right to infringe on the rights of the majority just because a minority can’t resist. Yes, absolutely there should be areas in facebook etc. where said topics are discussed - but is it right that the algorithm specifically ‘pushes’ people to them, just to increase ‘engagement’ ie show more ads?

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Banning stuff

        Well, maybe ban "the algorithm", the deceitful advertising and so on.

        Your use of Facebook is no different to web forums, - the bits people have a problem with are not relevant to you.

        So yes, "ban them all completely" is a bit extreme, but I don't think "turn them into web forums" would gain any traction!

      3. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

        Re: Banning stuff

        "Stay out of the curtain twitching local groups, don't discuss politics and religion."

        Very true. Recently my other half had a perfectly reasonable question to ask the local council about why something had been done, but couldn't bring themselves to message the council via Facebook because they knew others would jump on it and turn it into a rage storm of mindless off-topic government bashing.

        The next day, someone else asked the same question instead and my other half's prediction came true almost immediately.

    5. rg287 Silver badge

      Re: Banning stuff

      Surely rather than deciding if we should ban kids from using it we should first decide if we shouldn't just ban the whole toxic cesspit of social media for everyone.

      We should certainly ban it for politicians. A trial period with all 650 members of the HoC would provide double the sample size of this study, with a double-whammy of reducing foreign influence in government!

      Stephen Collins on "X" Addiction.

    6. Filippo Silver badge

      Re: Banning stuff

      I largely agree. The recent US trials have nailed at least one thing - the problem isn't the content. The problem is the method. Toxic content is merely the unavoidable consequence of how social media is currently designed.

      Toxic content has always existed and always will exist. It's never been a big problem, because there never was very much money in promoting it, which meant it didn't get promoted, which meant not very many people got exposed to it. And because there wasn't much money in it, not very many people produced it.

      Today's social media platform have come up with an unchecked feedback loop. Machine learning will figure out what triggers you, and then push that to you. It doesn't really matter what the content is - and, indeed, the algorithms don't really even know or care. That methodology is what we need to ban.

      So: don't ban poorly-defined "toxic content", and don't ban based on user age.

      Instead, ban pushing non-subscribed content to users, and/or ban user profiling. Either will work, and neither requires censorship or moderation (beyond the bare minimum which nobody but the most rabid free-speecher would object to). Yes, you might miss out on some nice content as a result of these changes - but guess what, believing that you need to see all of the nice content is also a distortion. Weaponized FOMO.

      I frankly do not believe that there is a way to salvage Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok and the like. Their entire business model is broken beyond fixing. But there absolutely are ways to build content services that don't work like that. They would never be as profitable, of course, but they could be viable if they didn't have to compete against literal drug dealers.

      Also, newsflash: kids are not a different species. Yes, marketing tobacco to kids is especially effective and worthy of an explicit ban - but tobacco is very much not only harmful to kids. Same thing for self-reinforcing content feeds.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Banning stuff

        > "the problem isn't the content. The problem is the method"

        Well, yeah, sure. Violent mysoginistic pr0n and hate speech are fine as long as they're not presented in an infinite scroll. OK, I'm being facetious. I like much of your argument. I'm just pointing out a weakness that you might want to tighten up for next time, e.g. they should include improved content moderation and reporting.

        Similarly:

        > "I frankly do not believe that there is a way to salvage Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok and the like."

        Not sure I agree with that bit, at least not completely. Earlier iterations of most of those platforms (that's going back well over a decade, though) weren't so bad. I don't think the changes since are necessarily irreversible. Pass stronger laws on user privacy (data collection, visibility and sharing) and actually enforce them. Legislate for tools so users can tailor their sources, feeds, presentation. Allow users to go 'dark' - no recommendations at all - you have to search or subscribe for all content you see - and they share nothing unless explicitly authorised. Allow groups of users to build a virtual community within the platform that only those members see, and that's all they see, if they so choose. That might make them useable again. That was kind of the aim of the 'virtual town square'.

    7. david 12 Silver badge

      Australian has not banned social media

      It has blocked U16 from posting on social media. Largely because of abuses like bullying, pictures, and personal attacks. Not to prevent doom-scrolling, or to improve sleep: u16's aren't banned from watching social media, and the platforms still follow and promote based on browser identification.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Australian has not banned social media

        There you go again, david 12.

        Australian under-16s are forbidden from having user accounts at all. Much content is restricted without logging-in - that's the point - so only limited, and fairly innocuous, content is available. The major exception is Youtube, where the majority of content is still available when logged-out but that still restricts 'adult' content.

        They are prevented from most 'doom-scrolling' because they can't have an account (Youtube again the exception). Preventing endless scroll and improving sleep are indeed some of the reasons cited by ban proponents, though I personally have little confidence in many of their arguments.

        As for tracking, it's largely the social media apps, not browsers, that have been the focus of the ban. Browsers sure do break privacy if you let them but the apps are usually far worse. Still, browser or not, no log-in means less (but not no) data being collected.

        I think the Australian under-16 ban, as currently formulated, is more for show than effect, so maybe we agree that far.

    8. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Banning stuff

      At what age does social media become OK? Like tobacco, it doesn't at least as provided by Facebook and co.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Surely all it takes is some research and something the ISP can send out. Train the parents and use the filtering that is already supplied by the ISP.Are the dangers os social media in the national curriculum? Over reach is not the answer, education is.

    1. wolfetone Silver badge

      My wife took our baby for a health check this week. Long story short, in the cubicle next to her was a mother telling the nurse that her toddler eats really well. Quote: "She'll eat a full pot noodle to herself".

      You're educating people like that, who seem to think a Pot Noodle is edible. Let alone fine fare for a baby!

      1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

        Almost like "She's bin diving all by herself!"

      2. Excused Boots Silver badge

        Evolution, ie natural selection, at work.

      3. Ian Johnston Silver badge

        Poor people, eh? Why can't they all feed their children Waitrose focaccia?

    2. Evil Auditor Silver badge

      Educating the children first and foremost starts with their parents. Now, how successful is a smoking parent in teaching their child not to smoke? Have an educated guess.

      I see your point though and agree that a ban is not the best response to the problem. It may or may not be the best response that we have at our hands though... It's the result of a total failure of effectively regulating anti-social media for the past quarter of a century.

      1. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
        Windows

        teaching their child not to smoke

        how successful is a smoking parent in teaching their child not to smoke? Have an educated guess.

        As for a successful stategy dragging your puffing scion along to sessions of your cancer chemo- and radiation- therapy would be favourite.

        Surprising what makes people give up the fags. Neither lung cancer nor cardiovascular disease deterred my father who was a packet-a-day from age 14 until 65. What made him give up the cancer sticks immediately, was when my brother told him he had spent the afternoon removing gangrenous fingers, toes etc from old buggers in the repat hospital and he had asked him why were they gangrenous - smoking. A child growing up in the aftermath of WW1 in dark houses lurking with severely disturbed and disfigured men would give anyone an absolute phobia of maiming.

        1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
          Holmes

          Re: teaching their child not to smoke

          While I have rarely smoked, probably not even half a packet as a teen "to fit in" & the odd cigar with my dad at Christmas, the real motivator for me not to take it up was him losing half a lung to smoking & pleurisy when I was about 9.

          Of course moving to Canada, the abundance (& legalisation) of weed\bongs meant my kids simply moved to that as soon as they were "old enough", in the UK they probably would have been non-smokers, that's my one regret about moving here.

          1. Excused Boots Silver badge

            Re: teaching their child not to smoke

            It’s arguable as to whether weed is better or not than nicotine. Nicotine is really, really addictive but it’s the ’tar’ in cigarettes that does the damage.

            Bongs, I don’t know, there will probably have to be decades of research to get a conclusion.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: teaching their child not to smoke

              Bah, its the fibers in the filters.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Both my parents smoked. I never did, and neither did any of my siblings. The same was true for many of my school friends. Anti-smoking education worked in many cases, and that was long before prices were hiked to astronomical levels. Now, if we could do the same for ultra-processed foods, plastic packaging, fossil-fuels, red meat and anything made from old-growth trees, that'd be great.

        (To be fair, it's a shame the tobacco industry re-grouped and attacked again via vapes, but vapes aren't as bad according to the experts.)

  3. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
    Windows

    UK wants to know if banning under-16s…

    More… or less than they want know what will happen in the next episode of the Archers ?

    Becoming less certain that anything at all, let alone banning "does anything useful" in any context. Just about any action appears to compound an existing felony.

    "They will also ask about practical challenges such as parents' abilities to set controls and how effective they were."

    "A courageous course Minister?
    "How so, Humphrey?
    "Asking parents what were the major challenges and hindrances to their being effective parents risks their answers placing the problem squarely back on your desk.

    I don't whether The Archers are still a thing but remember listening to it on the wireless during the '60s in the antipodean boondocks and not making head or tail of it other than nothing ever seemed to happen unlike Midsommer. ;) I do recall Morse was an avowed follower.

    1. Blazde Silver badge

      Re: UK wants to know if banning under-16s…

      Just last month The Archers did a whodunit storyline that involved not a murder, but a bloke getting bopped over the head sufficiently that he couldn't remember who'd hit him, thus creating the standard unsolved-murder-in-a-tightknit-community dynamic without the usual nasty consequence for the victim. Judging by the trails that got as far as Radio 2 if I remember correctly, it was properly dramatic with most of the village being suspects at one point or other. There is a certain creative genius that you have to admire involved in writing a drama with a dogged rejection of any hint of melodrama. (Just not enough to prevent it still being boring sadly).

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    There were certain things you were told not to do as a kid

    Talking to strangers (IRL) was probably top of the list.

    Social media is just letting your kids potentially talk to ANY stranger ANYWHERE..

    1. Roland6 Silver badge

      Re: There were certain things you were told not to do as a kid

      From the reports, now surfacing in light of the US court ruling: Social media (and games such as Roblox) is facilitating strangers (with inappropriate intent) to talk to your kids.

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: There were certain things you were told not to do as a kid

        It's been known that Roblox is a child labour/virtual Epstein island hellscape for years. But they're a respectable and profitable company, so it's not a problem.

    2. AndrueC Silver badge
      Childcatcher

      Re: There were certain things you were told not to do as a kid

      Out in the real world, strangers are not the biggest problem.

    3. pip25

      Re: There were certain things you were told not to do as a kid

      The same is true to the Internet in general. There's no alternative to educating your kids, both in matters of real life and the WWW.

  5. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Priorities

    Funny how this government is trying everything but what is actually important.

    Have you heard of anything from Covid Fraud Commissioner? So much fuss before elections and now seem to have been kicked in the long grass.

    Corruption in government procurement is rampant.

    We are giving away our data sovereignty and brains to foreign tax shy corporations.

    Imagine HMRC is migrating to AWS with Fushietsu!

    But yeah, let's ban social media, that will do.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Priorities

      It's all part of the bread and circuses.

  6. Sgt_Oddball

    Banning is all well and good...

    But the current governments ability to do this so far leaves so much to be desired as to wondering why they bothered...

    What they really need, is a central service for identifying denizens of the internet in a secure, centrally controlled way that's actually in the interests of the citizens and not some 3rd party service (using flawed systems prone to being faked and breached).

    That there is no centralised system that can be trusted by the government says alot.

    If only there was something automatically assigned to every legal citizen, some sort of Identification document able to do zero trust authentication, quick revocation (in case it's lost/stolen) but rewards citizens for actually using it (this encouraging carrying, frequent usage). If only... (And yes, other countries have managed this one, Malaysia for example with their MyKard)

    1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

      Re: Banning is all well and good...

      You are conceding. Overton window is moving.

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: Banning is all well and good...

        The Overton window's pretty much shattered thanks to 10-15 years of the great unregulated social media experiment.

    2. Captain Hogwash

      Re: Banning is all well and good...

      Did you forget the joke icon?

    3. nijam Silver badge

      Re: Banning is all well and good...

      > ...there is no centralised system that can be trusted by the government ...

      There is no central government that can be trusted ...

    4. SundogUK Silver badge

      Re: Banning is all well and good...

      Being identified by the government is not in my interest.

      1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
        Boffin

        Re: Banning is all well and good...

        Are you a Person Of Interest*?

        *Going through a rewatch at the moment.

        Icon - Harold.

      2. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: Banning is all well and good...

        So you have never had and never will have any interest in any public education, legal aid, welfare benefits, housing, healthcare, disability care or services, social care or services, or state pension?

  7. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
    Coat

    Fushietsu

    Is that pronounced "fucks shit too?"

    Not just the UK government that is distracted by trivialities but possibly unique in the perhaps vain hope that the population will also be equally distracted by palpable nonsense from the real challenges facing the UK, Europe and the planet.

    I don't actually know the answer to the question as I don't reside on that side of the globe but if I did I would ask "has the new (Starmer) government done anything constructive? Anything at all? Or is it just another pile of bollocks?"

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Fushietsu

      "I don't actually know the answer to the question as I don't reside on that side of the globe but if I did I would ask "has the new (Starmer) government done anything constructive? Anything at all? "

      Can't actually think of anything! In future years he's probably going to be regarded as one of the worst UK Prime Ministers ever (and that's really quite something given how bad some other recent ones have been)!

      1. Cav

        Re: Fushietsu

        "Can't actually think of anything!"

        Not being Reform or the Conservatives is a good start.

    2. thedarkstar

      Re: Fushietsu

      I'm far from a Starmer fan just to be clear, but standing up to Trump and not blindly going to war with him is probably the only good example here.

      On the other hand the defensive planning for that same war (lack of ships in the Med, lack of a variety of other equipment too) was a massive own goal.

  8. jpennycook Bronze badge

    The risk of such a trial is that the sample involved will be self-selecting

    > The Department for Science, Innovation and Technology (DSIT) will recruit families from across the UK and split them into four groups.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      But unless they are forced to participate, ie jury duty, then the ones who say yes are still self-selected

    2. doublelayer Silver badge

      There are a lot of problems. Some basic ones include the self-selection and the small sample size (300 families means likely 300 test subjects, but maybe a few more for families with multiple children in the target age range). There are bigger problems though.

      One of the problems is that what they're studying is not a good reason to ban something. They're studying whether social media use has an effect on sleep. We know that answer, yes, for some people it does. But that's not a good reason to ban something since there's a lot of things that have that effect especially on adolescents. In my case, it was books. I'd read them late at night, and sometimes I'd be in a good one so I'd keep reading far too late, so I'd be tired the next day with related negative effects. That would not be a good reason to ban books even though I have a feeling I'm not the only person who did that. If it was a problem that was going to have a big effect on me, my parents could have taken away my books, but another important part of growing up is learning how to manage time, sleep, and delayed gratification because that problem specifically and many like it continue through adulthood and if I get interested in something and don't sleep, there's nobody to take it away from me now and the possible negative consequences are worse.

      If a social media ban is justified, it has to be for better reasons. Those better reasons exist and may be severe enough to justify banning or restricting it depending on opinion. They won't find them if they're looking at short-term (six weeks is not a lot of weeks) outcomes in a couple basic areas where the answers are likely predetermined.

      1. DJO Silver badge

        ...sometimes I'd be in a good one so I'd keep reading far too late,..

        I'm sure we've all been there but the difference is that it's not every night and books don't alert you 732 times a day with "27 things about Tom Bombadil that will shock you!!!!!".

        Also when finished you can put the book on the shelf and that's it, it doesn't continue to scream for your attention like (anti)social media does.

        1. doublelayer Silver badge

          I'm not sure that distinction is true. At that age, I could easily have found ways to stay up nearly every night. If it wasn't that book sitting there on the shelf telling me that I could find out what happened next if I just took it down again, it could be and at times was any of a number of other distractions. Those things were fun, the class I needed to do in the morning was boring and out of mind at the moment, so temptation was in the anti-sleep camp. I needed to learn how to predict that and accept that I was going to defer the fun thing so the thing I didn't care about went better because it was going to be important later, and that's a really important skill to learn.

          The point though is that, if they're only looking for an absolute effect on sleep, it's obvious that there will be one but not obvious whether that's a problem. Let's say that we did the full analysis it would take to prove that social media's alerts mean most children find it more alluring than books, television, or other distractions. That's not what this study can or is trying to do, but another study could. Would that justify banning children from it? Or might we need a better reason than "more children are refraining from sleep to use this than are doing so for other reasons"? I don't think that reason is good enough for any global action, though parents stopping children from doing so either by using parental control software or taking the phone at some point would be logical. I'd need to see more substantial harm than that, and given the design of social media, it's likely that more substantial harm could be demonstrated.

  9. vZeroG

    ProTip: Yes, it does - but it's called good parenting.

    Title. Not on the government to parent your kids, but it does beg the question around what do we do with regards to bad parents?

    1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

      Re: ProTip: Yes, it does - but it's called good parenting.

      Diagnose their victims children as "neurodiverse" and pay them extra benefits.

  10. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    I don't blame the politicians

    Many of them are over 60 and so would have been exposed to that pop music as children before 'Parental Advisory' labels came in.

    That explains what warped their fragile minds

  11. Dr. G. Freeman

    Wouldn't it just be easier to ban Under-16s ?

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Isn't that what low wages and high house prices have been trying to do ?

  12. Mike 137 Silver badge

    First question

    What are they specifically trying to find out? It's not at all clear -- indeed as expressed, it's actually quite vague.

    Second question: do they really think a 6 week trial (apparently without a control group) is sufficient to determine anything significant?

    This looks rather like a "we take it seriously" exercise to me. It'll be darned hard to get any concrete evidence out of it due in part to the ill-defined frame of reference, but I bet that won't stop HMG drawing conclusions from it that will drive policy.

    See Nassim Taleb "Fooled by randomness", Penguin Books 2007 [ISBN 978-0-141-03148-4].

    1. Excused Boots Silver badge

      Re: First question

      There is a control group, ie just carry on as before. But I agree that six weeks does seem a bit short to compile any meaningful info. Although I suppose (and assuming that the responses afterwards are all anonymised), then, for example, if children in the complete ban via parental controls group, all report that they bypassed the controls within ten minutes and carried on as before then.....

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Want to point out about Apple ID age checks is that operating systems are not covered by the OSA, I am already seeing some Apple users talk about how legal this is under the UK GDPR and other laws and even talk about a class action lawsuit over this.

  14. TheMaskedMan Silver badge

    "UK wants to know if banning under-16s from social media does anything useful"

    Define useful, and to whom. If you mean will it teach them the skills necessary to circumvent the ban, and you consider them useful skills for under-16s to possess, then yes, it will be very useful indeed. Otherwise, no, it won't do anything useful whatsoever.

    Do these people not remember being under 16 themselves? Would they have been inclined to cooperate with a ban on something they liked? Like hell they would. I certainly wouldn't have done, and would have made it my business to do the banned thing anyway, had I wanted to do it. The sense of getting away with it and sticking two fingers up to those imposing the ban would just have added to the fun.

    Whether that would have included social media is another matter. I have very little use for it now, and very much doubt it would have appealed to me then, either - like as not, said ban would have been irrelevant. Nonetheless, others use it because they like it - to suggest that it's massively addictive is cobblers, though I'm sure the sites would love that to be true. Hardly anyone is so feeble minded as to NEED to scroll a feed because they're addicted to it, though they may be addicted to the potential damages payout that addiction might offer. Cynical? Meeee? Surely not!

  15. Jamie Jones Silver badge

    Breaking News

    "The Department for Science, Innovation and Technology (DSIT) will recruit families from across the UK and split them into four groups. Parents in the first group will be shown how to disable social media apps using parental controls to block their teenagers from using them at home."

    The DSIT need to tell Parliament about these amazing parental controls! - the government assumed that this couldn't be done, and required many sites instead to force age restrictions.

    Now, we know that neither method are all that effective against someone with a bit of knowledge or curiosity, but it's nice to see one department of government contradicting another.

    The cynical may wonder if it's really down to government incompetence and ignorance, or if there was a hidden agenda!

  16. Neoc

    Too short to be meaningful

    Considering that one of the reason Australia banned the under-16 was the mentally-harmnful effect, a 6-week trial seems awfully short to see "if it works". But then again I am not a psychologist, so what would I know.

    Disclosure - I am Australian, and I support having an age limit on dark mes that is social media for the same reason I support age limits on alcohol consumption and driving. YMMV.

    1. schultzter

      Re: Too short to be meaningful

      How many 9, 10, 11, etc year olds are using FB or Twitter (which was banned)? How many are on Roblox and Minecraft (which have social components but aren't banned)?

      How many were using Insta, TikTok or SnapChat (that were banned)? And how many were already on the hundreds of alternatives (that aren't banned) and will stay there once they're 16 - so the government is just arbitrarily creating business models.

      How many kids are using various messengers that are just a shade away from being social media but aren't banned?

      How many parents are sitting back and thinking the problem is solved when the law hasn't actually done anything?

  17. schultzter

    Define social media

    If you look at what was actually banned in Australia I don't think any U-16's were actually affected, but a lot of "back in my day" shouting adults are feeling really smug and this will probably help the current government get re-elected.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The really sad thing is

    Kids will no longer experience the pure joy of basic human interaction in person, without the ever-present pressure of the online beast.

    Kids don’t need adult scale pressures, there’s plenty of time for that shit when they get a job.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The really sad thing is

      That actually never happened at any time in human history.

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Spoiler...

    ...kids have always found ways to waste their time.

    TV. Nintendo. Football.

    Nothing has changed.

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