Re: 13:00 – 19:00 GMT is 23:00 – 05:00 AEST
"No. We've seen your spiders."
You haven't anything yet.
If the venomous snakes (some extremely poisonous) don't do it for you, then the choice of being devoured by a crocodile or shark might.
Even the wee wiid doggies (dingoes) will happily chew your arse off. Lovely coral sand beaches but shame about the box jellyfish and stonefish.
Got a lovely selection of quite nasty zoonotic virii/viruses - Hendra virus is a real charmer.
Being bitten by a tick can make you highly allergic to red meat which might a right bugger depending on your diet.
If you are really lucky you can ingest a snake intestinal worm's eggs from its shit on your salad greens which hatches and heads north to chow down on your little gray cells.
In summary: Australia is not for the faint hearted or lilly livered, we are made of sterner stuff.
Try New Zealand instead as the wildlife there is mostly harmless or extinct but you do get volcanic erruptions and earthquakes just to keep things fresh. I still wouldn't claim you couldtn't die of boredom.
NZ is currently UTC+13.00 NZDT and +12.00 NZST after Easter.
So the peak 13.00Z..19.00Z would be 02.00 NZDT..08.00 NZDT or 01.00 NZST..07.00 NZST. Neatly outside the 9 to 5 grind.
Beth Mole over on Ars could always rely on AU for a decent emesis producing infectious disease etc story but now she is mostly trying to keep track of ongoing self emolation of the US Health services which is arguably just as sickening.