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NASA has issued a draft Request for Proposals to move a flown space vehicle, a step some lawmakers see as progress toward relocating Space Shuttle Discovery from the Smithsonian Museum in Virginia to Houston, Texas. The agency emphasized it was seeking feedback on transporting something like a flown Orion capsule as well as a …

  1. KarMann Silver badge
    Headmaster

    You keep using that word…

    "Today is real progress in our mission to bring Discovery home, and I look forward to welcoming the shuttle home to Space City soon."
    This must be some strange new definition of the word 'home' with which I wasn't previously familiar.

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: You keep using that word…

      Indeed. Someone should tell the dipshit from texas that if Discovery has any home outside The Nation's Attic (where IMO it should stay), it would be Palmdale, California.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: You keep using that word…

        "The Nation's Attic (where IMO it should stay), it would be Palmdale, California."

        There's not a public display space in Palmdale other than an aircraft graveyard at one of the Edwards AFB entrances. Given Palmdale's demographic, leaving a Shuttle parked outside even at the entrance to a military base might not be a great idea. The one in LA, once the display is complete and open again, is close enough.

        I've seen the one at the Air & Space museum and it's a very good place for it. The collection there is amazing to begin with so Discovery is in good company and it's a lot of bang for no bucks to visit. If all of this sort of thing is in smaller collections spread out everywhere, it's harder to go see. The hope is that going forward, there will be more used craft to spread around so Texas will wind up with some more trinkets if they decide they want some. They weren't in the bidding for a Shuttle, so they didn't get one. Whoops. It should be too late now.

        1. jake Silver badge

          Re: You keep using that word…

          As I said, IMO it should be left where it is, in the custody of The Nation's Attic[0]. Which is not in Palmdale.

          The only reason I suggest Palmdale is more "home" to Discovery than Houston is because that's where it was assembled.

          [0] TNA is the informal name of The Smithsonian, if you're unaware ...

        2. imanidiot Silver badge

          Re: You keep using that word…

          I believe they were in the bidding, it's just that their bid basically amounted to "give shuttle plox, ktb" and was listed very near the bottom of the rankings.

      2. drankinatty

        Re: You keep using that word…

        That's an apt term, and we had to put up with that ilk as a Supreme Court Justice and Senator. (his only redeeming quality is a slightly better human than the other senator from Texas, and I can't think of a lower bar) Shuttles have been to Houston before, but only for brief and rare pit stops at Ellington Field for refuel of the 747 carrier aircraft as part of a ferry-flight back from Edwards AFB to the Cape (rare boondoggle so the folks from JSC/MOD could run over an have an event, take pictures, and spend additional taxpayer dollars). Hardly something that give a claim as it's home. (now for the T38s, yes Ellington Field was home)

        You cannot disassemble a shuttle to move it. Yes, you can pull access panels to inspect, etc., but to lift it for manipulate the umbilical or payload bay doors, engines, etc. it takes specialized equipment to provide support and prevent breakage. (it's actually quite fragile) All of the specialized equipment used to reside in the SPF and VAB at KSC, but now no longer exits in a state to do the job (the various pieces may be mothballed somewhere, but will do no one any good as part of a vehicle move today) The airframe itself was not designed to be broken down or taken apart once assembled. (and it's no small craft).

        It is a beautiful vehicle. It would be a shame if it was damaged or lost as the result the petty arrogance of politicians in some misguided space vehicle grave-robbing venture. When the shuttle program wound down, the final resting place for the remaining vehicles was hotly debated by reasoned minds, decided upon, and then carefully executed to ensure the history remained in tact for generations to come. Leave well enough alone.

        Perhaps Cornyn could show as as much interest and willingness to spend taxpayer dollars to help the two-million Americans whose healthcare just lapsed because of his vote to remove the subsidies that had made healthcare affordable? Seems he has more important matters to worry about.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: You keep using that word…

          Get Todd ‘move anything’ Dewey and Lisa Kelly from Ice Road Truckers in to move it. Who needs damn roads.

          1. Sudosu Silver badge

            Re: You keep using that word…

            I think I pasted this before, but they "drove" Endeavour through part of LA.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdqZyACCYZc

        2. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: You keep using that word…

          "whose healthcare just lapsed because of his vote to remove the subsidies"

          We don't have "healthcare" in the US. We have/had subsidized "health insurance" which is there to support the insurance companies who say "no" or dither long enough the the patient dies. Lawyers benefit as well since they can sue when grandad dies after being a heavy smoker for decades when the hospital fails to "save him" (and win bigly)

  2. Oneman2Many Bronze badge

    Moving Discovery is ludicrous, Huston has a real Shuttle transporter (good luck trying to get that flying again) and a detailed mock orbiter. They also have a Saturn V. And its not a open museum, you have to request access, are they going to change that ?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      When you say ‘request access’… you mean buy tickets ?

      https://spacecenter.org/

      1. Oneman2Many Bronze badge

        TBH, to be fair to them you can view it and apparently the mock shuttle is supposed to a good visit. I doubt they would allow people on real orbiter.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    In Texas

    The bigger the impossible, the better!

    ‘merica!

    1. jake Silver badge

      Re: In Texas

      Might want to take note that the rest of America (note spelling) is quite tired of texas' antics. Judging by recent voting, so is Texas.

      1. UnknownUnknown Silver badge

        Re: In Texas

        You mean like being America’s Wind Power leader by a huge margin ??

        <Sshhh!… don’t tell the Orange Shitgibbon>

        https://comptroller.texas.gov/economy/economic-data/energy/2023/wind-snap.php

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_power_in_Texas

        1. Not Yb Silver badge

          Re: In Texas

          It was so annoying to hear Governor Abbott say that wind and solar power had been a big cause of the long outage in Feb 2021, when most of the wind and solar was back online within days or hours after the various storms (this was even possible to check later by looking at graphs from the Texas grid operations center), while the other generating plants took much longer to restart fully.

  4. Oneman2Many Bronze badge

    BTW, Huston wasn't the first choice for mission control and manned space centre. The original choice by NASA was a ex-air force base, however the air force decided not to close the base so Huston was a second choice.

    1. Scene it all

      Lyndon Johnson being from Texas may have had something to do with it too.

      1. Oneman2Many Bronze badge

        Yes but it still wasn't the first choice.

        Anyway, they had an opportunity to bid for one of the orbiters and they basically treated it like it was a given they would get one. Personally think they went to the right places.

        Waiting to go back to California science, they are mating Endeavour to flight ready main tank and boosters to make a full real stack.

  5. SnailFerrous Silver badge

    Make them an inflatable copy of an orbiter. Fill it with Helium. Call it NASA DiProton DiNeutron Anti Gravity Technology. Tow it to Texas. Get the signature on receipt and run away. By the time it starts looking a bit flacid and in need of a pump up, it will be too late.

    1. wolfetone Silver badge

      Don't suggest that.

      That Tango Twat genuinely thought he could inject sunlight and bleach in to the blood stream to cure COVID. He'd probably go for this.

      1. Evil Auditor Silver badge

        Well, that Twat survived COVID and judging by his more recent pronouncements, he might indeed have injected bleach into his head.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          "Well, that Twat survived COVID"

          Most people did but his followers might have had less chance than others.

          1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge
    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      The story of my life

      By the time it starts looking a bit flacid and in need of a pump up, it will be too late.

      1. KarMann Silver badge
        Coffee/keyboard

        Re: The story of my life

        I am glad I had just set down my coffee before the implicit context of that clicked for me. Crisis averted. -->

    3. itscomplicated

      Thanks to trump’s disastrous war helium is in short supply. You’ll need to some some other lighter than air gas.

      1. Natalie Gritpants Jr

        No shortage of methane

  6. FIA Silver badge

    NASA doesn't own Discovery. The Smithsonian does.

    I really hope they just palm them off with whatever capsule they use for the next Artremis mission as that would fit the letter of the law as written.

    “My job now is to make sure that we can undertake such a transportation [of Discovery] within the budget dollars that we have available. And of course, most importantly, ensuring the safety of the vehicle,” said Isaacman in an interview with CNBC. “If we can’t do that, you know what? We’ve got spacecraft that are going around the moon with Artemis II, III, IV, and V.” (From here.)

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      But The President owns NASA and the Smithsonian - along with everything else in America

      1. that one in the corner Silver badge

        Did you forgot to say "the (current) President *thinks* he owns..." and/or end with /s ?

  7. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
    Coat

    USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

    I suspect these texan galahs know as much about the US space program as they do about anything else viz SFA.

    A decent painted plywood shuttle sized prop of the above Starship would probably satisfy these texan clowns and amuse the real space aficionados elsewhere.

    (I think the original suffered a "wheels up" landing on some obscure planet.)

    It is nigh impossible to take this nonsense seriously especially when there is so much American nonsense that is deadly (and) serious.

    1. 8BitGuru

      Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

      "(I think the original suffered a "wheels up" landing on some obscure planet.)"

      It did not. The 'original' Constitution-class refit Enterprise NCC-1701 was scuttled in orbit above the Genesis Planet. Large pieces of it - especially the Engineering Hull - may have reached the surface intact, but none of those impacts would be legitimately described as 'landings', wheels-up or otherwise.

      You may be thinking of the Galaxy-class Enterprise NCC-1701-D, the Saucer Section of which made a 'controlled' landing on Viridian III after detaching from its Drive Section (necessitated by an impending warp core breach). That landing, however, was not a 'repeatable' design intent - no wheels, struts, skis or other support structures were implemented, making any such flight-termination event less of a landing and more 'crashing with style'.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

        You do know that the whole landing was faked on a sound state?

        1. Aladdin Sane Silver badge

          Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

          You're thinking of the Apollo missions. And those were shot by Kubrick, but he insisted on location shooting.

          1. JLV Silver badge
            Trollface

            Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

            How did he get there? Kubrick was notoriously unfond of flying, part of the reason Full Metal Jacket was filmed in the UK. ;-)

            1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

              Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

              The moon landing was filmed in the UK. You just need a lifeless desolate wasteland with no atmosphere.

              I think they used Wales on a Sunday

              1. You aint sin me, roit

                Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

                Probably one of the disused quarries they filmed Dr Who and Blake's 7.

                1. 42656e4d203239
                  Thumb Up

                  Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

                  Dr Who was often filmed at Winspit quarry, just south of Worth Matravers in sunny Dorset... Old quarry, cliffs, caves, what more can a director (or LARPers) possibly want? though I couldn't possibly comment on the latter!

              2. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
                Coat

                Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

                I think they used Wales on a Sunday

                This would explain Armstrong's famously slightly garbled first phrase. "That's one small step for man, one giant sheep for Mankind."

                Plus, when they were about to light the lunar ascent motor, Aldrin said, "Let's get the flock out of here!" Because, he had a baaad feeling about it...

                [I know I should apologise. But I'm not gonna.]

            2. Brian 3

              Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

              Space missions in fact, require no flying at all! Mostly there's falling, and a blip of going up at the beginning.

      2. that one in the corner Silver badge

        Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

        By the way, Marina Sirtis defended Deanna's command of the saucer section "That planet just came out of nowhere" - and it probably didn't use its indicators before making a turn around its star.

        1. that one in the corner Silver badge

          Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

          I'm going to assume the downvoters are just jealous that they weren't privileged enough to be at the 1995 Royal Albert Hall "Generations" con when Ms Sirtis made that quip!

          (and Patrick Stewart showed he could project his voice into the entire hall!)

        2. M.V. Lipvig Silver badge

          Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

          Soooo you're saying Viridian was really Planet BMW?

        3. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
          Stop

          Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

          Not Unique to the USA, meanwhile in the UK..

          Rory Williams: Seriously, I let her drive my car once.

          Amy Pond: Yeah, to the end of the road.

          Rory Williams: Where, according to Amy, there was an unexpected house.

      3. MyffyW Silver badge

        Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

        If I recall Generations correctly there were combined elements of lithospheric and biospheric braking (it hit rocks and trees)

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

          Water would have been better. It could have got a lot of skips.

        2. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

          "If I recall Generations correctly there were combined elements of lithospheric and biospheric braking"

          In model rocketry, Lithobraking is an undesirable end to a flight.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

        Later it was removed to prevent cultural contamination and the whole NCC-1701D was rebuilt.

    2. electricmonk

      Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

      The original USS Enterprise is already hanging in the Smithsonian. They wouldn't want to lose that either, surely?

      https://airandspace.si.edu/collection-objects/model-starship-enterprise-television-show-star-trek/nasm_A19740668000

      But talking of Enterprise... I gather the prototype shuttle Enterprise was on display at the Smithsonian until Discovery arrived there, at which point Enterprise was bumped to the Intrepid Museum in New York. So they've already moved a decommissioned shuttle elsewhere once before. Ironically the modified 747 that made both those delivery trips is now on display in... Houston.

    3. C R Mudgeon Silver badge

      Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

      National Capital Crisis #1701 -- are we up to that many already? Probably not, but it sure feels that way.

      National Capital Chaos: ongoing and unrelenting.

      And we're only 14 months in!

      *shudder*

      (No disrespect intended to Star Trek. Rather, dismay at how far we still are from the world its creators envisioned -- and at how resolutely determined some people are to drag us in precisely the wrong direction.)

      1. FIA Silver badge

        Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

        (No disrespect intended to Star Trek. Rather, dismay at how far we still are from the world its creators envisioned -- and at how resolutely determined some people are to drag us in precisely the wrong direction.)

        I'm not sure we're that far off, are we?

        1. ben kendim

          Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

          "Into Darkness" had an undewater takeoff, which surely must have been preceded by a water landing.

        2. C R Mudgeon Silver badge

          Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

          "the world its creators envisioned"

          Perhaps I was unclear. The above was meant to refer to the rather idealistic future, centuries hence, that is the Star Trek universe's main setting, not to whatever Special Guest Dystopias might, from time to time, be introduced for an episode or two.

          I agree that that one in particular seems (judging only by the article you linked to; I haven't seen the episodes in question) distressingly close to a cross between refugee camps and real-life ICE detention, with a dash of Warsaw Ghetto as regards the physical environment. Different reasons for incarcerating people, but the same net effect.

          1. FIA Silver badge

            Re: USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) ?

            Perhaps I was unclear. The above was meant to refer to the rather idealistic future, centuries hence, that is the Star Trek universe's main setting,

            You weren't. I understood what you meant, but I was, perhaps slightly jokingly, pointing out that the utopia envisionged was born out of conflict and the worse aspects of humanity. It has always been part of the lore that humanity got worse before it learnt. :) Star Trek writers understood nothing comes for free, humanity, even in the ST world didn't just wake up one day and go 'oh, what a bunch of arseholes we are', they had to learn.

            not to whatever Special Guest Dystopias might, from time to time, be introduced for an episode or two.

            I think this does the ST world a slight disservice, it's utopia has always been a bit more neuonced than that. The back story may have been fleshed out over the years, but I believe it's fairly consistant. (It's utopia is also not necesseraly as good as it seems too, it's good if you live in it...)

            I agree that that one in particular seems (judging only by the article you linked to;

            The article I linked to about sanctuary districts is from an episode of DS9 that delt with this aspect of the lore in more detail, the timing and situations have some worrying parallels with today. Especially considering the episode was written in the much more idealistic 90s.

  8. khjohansen
    Trollface

    An ... Orion Project?

    I feel that this problem could be solved by the detonation of a few tactical warheads (Prior art by Freeman Dyson)

  9. Anonymous John
    Joke

    Crashland the ISS in the Gulf of Mexico. Enough pieces may be large enough to salvage and display.

    1. SnailFerrous Silver badge

      Gulf of 'Merica, please.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Why not drop them on-site? I'm sure SpaceX could manage to deorbit it into their perimeter.

  10. 8BitGuru

    "(I think the original suffered a "wheels up" landing on some obscure planet.)"

    It did not. The 'original' Constitution-class refit Enterprise NCC-1701 was scuttled in orbit above the Genesis Planet. Large pieces of it - especially the Engineering Hull - may have reached the surface intact, but none of those impacts would be legitimately described as 'landings', wheels-up or otherwise.

    You may be thinking of the Galaxy-class Enterprise NCC-1701-D, the Saucer Section of which made a 'controlled' landing on Viridian III after detaching from its Drive Section (necessitated by an impending warp core breach). That landing, however, was not a 'repeatable' design intent - no wheels, struts, skis or other support structures were implemented, making any such flight-termination event less of a landing and more 'crashing with style'.

    1. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Echo-co-co-o

  11. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "My law authorizing and funding the Space Shuttle Discovery's movement to Houston is being set into motion thanks to NASA's announcement, and I applaud Administrator Isaacman for keeping this process moving."

    His law? I thought it was the US's law but it's generous of him to take responsibility. In the meantime, if he believes all that I suppose there's a queue of people with bridges to sell him.

    And isn't this turning out to be a particularly good Register Monday morning?

    1. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Let him keep his name prominently on show against this law.

      Then keep reminding him of what that'll mean if he - or anyone - pushes too hard and they end up forced to deliver a mangled pile of machinery with a "Discovery" plaque sticking out the side.

      Perhaps then some politicians may take the engineering of this seriously.

    2. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Cornyn thinks the publicity will get him re-elected before it becomes obvious to Texans that this was all paperwork theatre with no intention of actually moving a shuttle.

      1. biffed

        Texas has re-elected Ted Cruz, they will re-elect Cornyn no matter what. Unless they pick Paxton which is even worse.

        1. jake Silver badge

          The political climate in TX was quite a bit different when they reelected Cruz.

          I personally wouldn't bet on that particular run-off. It could easily go either way.

          The important election is in 2028. At this point, I wouldn't bet on that one, either.

  12. Wally Dug
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    Isn't This The Point?

    However, there is no way to move an intact shuttle ~40 miles to Quantico (as NASA suggested) or anywhere else on the Potomac. In short, NASA's first RFP is asking for the impossible.

    Leaving out the "the Smithsonian owns Discovery" argument, surely NASA is complying with the law? And as experts in the field, if they say that the craft that gets transported - whichever craft that happens to be - must not be broken up, then it must not be broken up.

    What? That means that Discovery can't be broken up and moved? It has to stay where it is? Oh no! Fancy that! Who would have thought it?!?

    But a smaller craft can be moved intact?

    Did this Act specify which space craft? No, it did not.

    Therefore, they are obeying the letter of the law. They are "agreeing" to move a space craft, subject its conditions being met in full.

    If the Texans can't move Discovery without dismantling it, they ain't gonna get it.

    1. Like a badger Silver badge

      Re: Isn't This The Point?

      It would seem to me that Discovery certainly can be moved intact, the only real obstacle is money and collateral property harm along the route. People seem to be overlooking the fact that the petulant orange toddler is determined to have his own way, and there's nobody holding him to account, no financial cost that will dissuade him, no piece of heritage or reputation that he won't trash (anyone remember the East Wing the White House used to have?)

      Hot on the heels of spending (reasonably guesstimated) $25bn so far on a pointless war to distract from Epstein revelations, I don't think that a vast cost to move the shuttle intact will be any deterrent. And if the private sector won't do it, what's to stop him commanding the army Corps of Engineers to do it?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Isn't This The Point?

        If the Shuttle was gold plated, everything inside the gilded cage would be intact.

        1. LogicGate Silver badge

          Re: Isn't This The Point?

          Now it ALL MAKES SENSE!

          The east wing was demolished to make room for the shuttle transport.

          The stable genious in the white house concluded that sacrifices would have to be made in this noble quest, so he decided that the buck had to stop in the White House, and that it was best to lead by example, doing his part in creating clear passage from Dulles to the closest navigable waterway. It is a truly magnificent example of inspirational leadership by someone who could not possibly be a kiddy-fiddler.

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Isn't This The Point?

        "I don't think that a vast cost to move the shuttle intact will be any deterrent"

        All that has to be done is drag out the planning until he's gone.

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: Isn't This The Point?

          "All that has to be done is drag out the planning until he's gone."

          Just like the East Wing rebuild.

          1. jake Silver badge

            Re: Isn't This The Point?

            In the Kennedy Center's case, delay the demolition for the same time period.

            Am I the only one who laughed at the difference in fonts? That HAD to be on purpose ...

      3. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Isn't This The Point?

        >It would seem to me that Discovery certainly can be moved intact, the only real obstacle is money and collateral property harm along the route.

        Fit a bulldozer blade to the front of the Shuttle Transport Crawler ....

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: Isn't This The Point?

          "Fit a bulldozer blade to the front of the Shuttle Transport Crawler ...."

          Or one of those snowplows they put on the front of snow clearing trains.

  13. Luiz Abdala Silver badge
    Joke

    747?

    Does anybody have a spare 747 with dorsal docking clamps laying around and a big-ass movable crane?

    1. FrogsAndChips

      Re: 747?

      AFAIR from the previous discussions on that topic, the 747s that were able to carry the Shuttle have been decommissionned for a long time.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: 747?

        Wonder if the plans are still around? Plenty of 747s still available.

        1. LogicGate Silver badge

          Re: 747?

          Ok..

          Purchase one airworthy 747 of the exact make and model as the original (late model 747s will not do, since a lot has changed ).

          Find the plans and the original certification documentation.

          Perform the changes and successfully re certify the modified 747.

          Find pilots rated to fly this make and model of the 747 and train them to fly with a shuttle on top. You may need to modify and re-certify a simulator to do so.

          And then there is the small matter of un-doing all the preservation work and re-certifying the Shuttle for (tethered) flight.

          I suggest that alternatively Sen. Cruz can be wrapped in tinfoil and stuffed into the nose-cone of a minuteman that is about to run of.

          1. brainwrong Bronze badge

            Re: 747?

            I think iran have some old 747's from before the islamic revolution.

            1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

              Re: 747?

              >I think iran have some old 747's from before the islamic revolution.

              Perhaps they could give Trump one in return for their oil fields getting bombed ?

          2. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: 747?

            "And then there is the small matter of un-doing all the preservation work and re-certifying the Shuttle for (tethered) flight."

            Don't forget the Mate/De-mate apparatus on both ends. Using a crane is dangerous for both the carrier aircraft and the orbiter. The alignment is really tight.

      2. Ken G Silver badge

        Re: 747?

        And we know what happened to the An-226

        1. Luiz Abdala Silver badge
          Pint

          Re: 747?

          I have to admit, it would be extremely awesome and ironic if an Ukranian plane from Antonov was readily available to ferry an American Space Shuttle around, considering it was specifically built to carry the Buran.

          In a parallel universe, that happened, I hope.

    2. Gary Stewart Silver badge

      Re: 747?

      I hear that there is a 747 from Qatar that is currently being "upgraded". A few more special modifications should be doable.

    3. Dave559
      Coat

      Re: 747?

      It's very good to know that the aforementioned original 747 came with clear user instructions:

      "ATTACH ORBITER HERE. NOTE: BLACK SIDE DOWN."

      (Yes, I was a bit skeptical that someone may have been pranking Wikipedia with a spoofed image, but from links in the article, it appears to be genuine!)

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: 747?

        ""ATTACH ORBITER HERE. NOTE: BLACK SIDE DOWN.""

        Oh hell, there went my iced tea. The sinuses won't be right for the rest of the day.

  14. DrSunshine0104

    Why a draft RFP?

    Isn't there already a term for their object, the RFI?

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Time is the critical factor here. Turning a draft RFP into a real one takes time. The proposals have to be evaluated. Questions have to be asked of them. Questions need to be answered. At some point it becomes too late to award a contract before Trump's out, hopefully replaced by someone in possession of some marbles - maybe even a full set.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        "hopefully replaced by someone in possession of some marbles - maybe even a full set."

        A full set in a Presidential Candidate? Wow, that would be a rather unique thing.

        1. Aladdin Sane Silver badge

          Dunno, most of them spout utter bollocks.

    2. Aladdin Sane Silver badge
      Trollface

      I prefer a draft IPA

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Discovery isn't going anywhere. Just wait until Cruz oozes back into his pustule.

  16. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge

    Move a flown space vehicle

    Do they still have the Mercury capsule that flew Ham?

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Move a flown space vehicle

      "Do they still have the Mercury capsule that flew Ham?"

      Yes, it's on display in Los Angeles.

      1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Move a flown space vehicle

        "Do they still have the Mercury capsule that flew Ham?"

        Not sure I'd want to sit in that thing, it must be bacon in there on a hot day.

    2. Jon Bar

      Re: Move a flown space vehicle

      There are already flown Mercury (Faith 7), Gemini (Gemini 5) and Apollo (17) capsules located at Space Center Houston. Maybe they could use the $85M that's budgeted to reduce the admission fee for, you know, visitors.

  17. DS999 Silver badge

    Countdown 3...2....1...

    Before Musk tweets some utter bullshit about being able to do this with his rockets and long cables attached to the shuttle, or maybe some "new physics" like his terafab bs.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Countdown 3...2....1...

      Hyperloop = he just needs Moleman to tunnel up underneath the shuttle and then dig toward Texas

  18. Winkypop Silver badge
    Trollface

    Send Texas a 1:72 scale model

    Tell them space makes things shrink.

    You know, that’s why the stars are so small….

    1. Joe W Silver badge

      Re: Send Texas a 1:72 scale model

      It's something with relativity, like time getting shorter and lengths, maybe widths as well? Anyhoo, it's all new physics not a ripoff from stuff published in the early 1900s. So very much unlike a sucky train in a tube, for example...

      1. LogicGate Silver badge

        Re: Send Texas a 1:72 scale model

        The Reg should make the ultimate sacrifice and send LOHAN to Texas

        https://www.theregister.com/Tag/LOHAN/

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Send Texas a 1:72 scale model

      It’s true!

      Check out the Saturn V rocket.

      It was massive when it left the pad.

      It came back to earth only just big enough to fit three guys!

      1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
        Alien

        Re: Send Texas a 1:72 scale model

        They were lucky they didn't have Bernard Quatermass on the team, his rocket only came back with 1 guy.

  19. Andyb1965

    Soviet Era Shuttle

    I enjoyed looking around the Soviet Space Shuttle in Gorky Park when I visited Moscow to see my football team Ipswich play Torpedo Moscow. Really enjoyed visiting the air and space museum in Washington DC and also had a picture of myself taken outside the White House

  20. Wilb1

    Just like Trump, no plan (fluid) and no regard for others including the safety of the ship itself, just a video game. Obvious this is all for the spotlight and vanity of Cancun Ted and Cornyn so they can just soak it up, and no regard for the safety of a cherished National monument!

    So when they break the shuttle that was never meant to be moved like this, they'll blame it on the Smithsonian and everyone else!

    Besides, control is in Houston, but it was built in California and took off from Florida!

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