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You'll use AI and like it too – if you work for PwC. Paul Griggs, US chief executive of the global professional services giant, has made clear there is no room at the corporation for AI skeptics. Speaking to the Financial Times, Griggs indicated that anyone who believed they had the "opportunity to opt out" of AI is "not going …

  1. Joe W Silver badge

    It is not about AI!

    It is about having an excuse to fire people they don't like, i.e. those that question the mental state of the manglement.

    It also pleases shareholders, apparently.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It is not about AI!

      Headline Error: PwC will say goodbye to staff who aren't convinced about AI

      Fixed it.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It is not about AI!

      First they will fire those who don't use AIs (regardless of how well they perform).

      Then they will say "thanks to the large use of AIs we'll need far less people from now on!" - and will fire those using AIs....

      1. Paul Herber Silver badge
        Headmaster

        Re: It is not about AI!

        fewer

        1. LBJsPNS Silver badge

          Re: It is not about AI!

          No, they'll say less. Because that's who they are.

        2. jgarbo
          Devil

          Re: It is not about AI!

          Less staff...fewer people

          1. Slippery elver

            Re: It is not about AI!

            Only if you believe staff is a singular not a plural noun... I'd say it's plural.

            As a pedant I'd definitely refer to staff as 'them' not 'it'.

          2. tatatata
            Devil

            Re: It is not about AI!

            Or lesser people, which is in the case of PWC quite applicable.

        3. Jimjam3 Bronze badge

          Re: It is not about AI!

          Until finally PwC is just another AI platform with no staff.

          1. Ken Hagan Gold badge

            Re: It is not about AI!

            At which point it would be reasonable for their customers to ask why they should pay PwC to use a chatbot when they could do it themselves.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: It is not about AI!

              They can ask that now already - it's hard to distinguish between PWC hallucinations and that of an AI.

              :)

            2. LucreLout Silver badge

              Re: It is not about AI!

              That, to me, is one of the critical AI questions.

              If AI can do the coding, and AO can do the work of the management consultant, then why do I need the management consultancy at all?

              Claude can very definitely code, yes it can. Denying that is like denying that night follows day. But, can it code to a sufficiently accurate level to replace each grade of engineer cost effectively while consuming both tokens and a "pilot" to give it requirements?

              For that to be true we either need to move engineering closer to the business where they subsumed most of the product organisation, or chop engineering and massively skill up the product organisation. Otherwise we have all the humans and now tokens to buy too..

              If the AI is going to tell the consultant what to tell me which way to go, why can I not just ask the AI and burn the consultancy?

              Bye Bye McKinsey, PwC etc all, time to reap what you have sown for decades, it seems.

          2. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

            Re: It is not about AI!

            Until finally PwC is just another AI platform with no staff.

            And even less ('twere possible) useful than now.

            1. LucreLout Silver badge

              Re: It is not about AI!

              If you don't see PwC etc all as useful it's because you're reading it wrong.

              Instead of reading their output from a position of competence and experience, try reading it from a position of ignorance. It is, after all, aimed at the C suite, not your good self.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It is not about AI!

      In places - as in not the USA - where they have better employment rights and protection …. I guess PWC will be spending a lot of time in Industrial Tribunals … trying to defend Unfair Dismissal/Constructive Dismissal claims.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: It is not about AI!

        Not if they replace judges with AI. Thankfully we're still a while away from that.

        And, those wigs would make them overheat :).

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: It is not about AI!

          Thankfully we don’t have political appointment of judges in the UK any more. Not since 2006.

          You need experience, tenure and legal accreditations - AI can’t do that (unless there is a law change).

        2. LucreLout Silver badge

          Re: It is not about AI!

          I'm genuinely not sure we shouldn't replace judges with AI. Juries no, but most judges are shades of hopeless to gullible with a lot of irrelevance in between.

  2. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge

    Of course

    They probably stand to profit from the sales of A.I. services. And after that, A.I. damage mitigation and clean up.

    Kudos to them for "eating their own dogfood." How else would you sell this to customers if you won't touch it yourself?

    1. EricM Silver badge

      Re: Of course

      > Kudos to them for "eating their own dogfood."

      I read this more like he's forcing his workforce to eat the crap some AI salespeople sold to him...

      To quote Cory Doctorow: "AI can’t do your job, but an AI salesman can convince your boss to fire you and replace you with a chatbot that can’t do your job"

      https://doctorow.medium.com/https-pluralistic-net-2025-03-18-asbestos-in-the-walls-government-by-spicy-autocomplete-ff437603809c

      1. ecofeco Silver badge

        Re: Of course

        Perfect quote is perfect.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Of course

      That expression actually raises questions about dogfood companies.

      But I digress :).

  3. EricM Silver badge

    A completely rational stance for a CEO

    I mean, why would he continue to sell accountants per hour, a model that scales horribly, as one needs to add more and/or more expensive people to raise revenue and makes him somewhat responsible for results.

    Instead, he can sell AI slop by subscription, a model that scales basically indefinitely and avoids responsibility.

    Time will tell if customers accept AI generated garbage they can also get from every other player in this crowded market - at probably lower cost compared to PwC...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

      My grandson is a forensic accountant. A lot of his job is intuition. Seeing the woods for the trees, deciding where next to look. His boss (he works for a Wall St company) is looking at using an AI to replace a lot of his work. He says bring it on because he knows that a LLM set of rules can't match the deviousness of someone who is determined to hide millions and millions often almost in plain sight.

      I'm sure that the likes of PWC C-Level execs will be laughing all the way to the offshore bank account with this move leaving the grunts that actually do the work high and dry.

    2. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

      Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

      PwC customers should therefore be offered a two-tier pricing schedule, full price human-only, or discount AI slop. Let the market decide. (Isn't that their answer to everything?)

    3. Jimjam3 Bronze badge

      Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

      I’m scratching my head tbh. If AI is that good, then why use PwC at all?

      1. Maximus Decimus Meridius

        Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

        Presumably the pitch will be "Our AI model isn't available anywhere else but from us. You could use <insert LLM name here> but it doesn't have our experience and knowledge behind it"

        1. DecyrptedGeek

          Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

          Which we've just made redundant

          1. EricM Silver badge

            Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

            That's exactly the point.

            You need much experience to somewhat handle AI and correct all garbage generated in the output.

            Once you eliminate experienced staff in your organization, you basically eliminate the capability to actually use AI at all.

            Once you eliminate Junior staff, you eliminate the future experienced staff.

            The only winning move is not to play ...

    4. LybsterRoy Silver badge

      Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

      I can see the model for some types of activity (eg tax advice) where the customer is likely to ask the advisors for advice (and there is a large body of previous "knowledge") but consultancy where the consultant is expected to keep their eyes open and sell more consultancy (needed or not) it might not work as well.

      1. Falmor

        Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

        I had a friend who, briefly, worked for a big consultancy firm. All their internal training was about how to sell more consultancy. He refused to do this so didn't last very long. I guess AI wouldn't any such qualms.

      2. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

        "I can see the model for some types of activity (eg tax advice) where the customer is likely to ask the advisors for advice (and there is a large body of previous "knowledge") but consultancy where the consultant is expected to keep their eyes open and sell more consultancy (needed or not) it might not work as well."

        In the US, the tax code is so complex that the IRS will not even guarantee that the advice their staff gives is valid and the taxpayer will be on the hook if it's found later that there was an issue with that advice. It could work, but only if the generated responses include references so one can read the official language. That would very helpful as it could find passages and story lines that might be an enormous slog to find otherwise for a particular situation.

    5. Falmor

      Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

      "... and avoids responsibility."

      I don't think I've ever seen a consultant take responsibility for any of their recommendations. They disappear with their money and are never seen again.

    6. Sir Sham Cad

      Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

      From experience with some ex-Accenture people what will happen is those humans who are good at their job but get fired due to AI aversion but have good relationships with a portfolio of clients will form another company, let's call it CwP, and nick a lot of the customer base who are not wanting to trust ClippyPilot with their super important, legally required and deeply informative of their own investor happiness documentation.

      Nose. Face. Spite.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

        " but have good relationships with a portfolio of clients will form another company, let's call it CwP"

        Or they move to another company and the clients decide to follow the person rather than stay with 'the company".

        If you run a company like a vending machine, your customers will treat you like a vending machine. Any Coke in a storm. I'm constantly bombarded with companies that want to sell me a "complete customer experience" package that has my clients interacting with a web site rather than me personally. If I did that, I'd be a machine and there would be no personal connection so no impediment to their going elsewhere and shopping my services and prices at the drop of a coin.

    7. LucreLout Silver badge

      Re: A completely rational stance for a CEO

      Isn't avoiding responsibility the non-ignorance reason c suites buy consultancy output in the first place?

      McKinsey told me to do it etcetc....

  4. Aladdin Sane Silver badge
    Mushroom

    My religion prohibits the making of a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Good luck sacking me.

    1. andy the pessimist Bronze badge

      Butlerian jihad.

      1. Paul Herber Silver badge

        On The Buses> I'll get you, Butler!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      It probably doesn’t even need to be that sophisticated.

      It could be a protected belief ? My philosophical belief is that AI/Robotics will be to the ruination of mankind. Plenty of source material for that - fact or fiction. ‘Merican’s love bonkers beliefs too - see current HHS Head.

      “Under the Equality Act 2010 in the UK, "religion or belief" is a protected characteristic, meaning you cannot be discriminated against, harassed, or victimized because of your religious or philosophical beliefs”.

      1. Aladdin Sane Silver badge

        True, but then I couldn't melt their brains by saying I'm an Orange Catholic.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Companies that can be replaced with AI....

    1. PWC....

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Companies that can be replaced with AI....

      Good point! He's basically admitting it!

    2. MiguelC Silver badge

      Re: Companies that can be replaced with AI....

      "more than half of businesses using AI saw little or no benefit"

      replace AI with PWC and you'll get the same result

  6. may_i Silver badge
    FAIL

    Good luck with getting everyone to use LLMs

    Here in Sweden, the government just had to withdraw a report from the Social department because someone who actually read the report discovered that the report's references had been completely made up. In light of that, the report's conclusions could hardly be trusted.

    Will using a LLM save you time? Only if you don't double check every word it has written for hallucinations.

    1. reubot
      FAIL

      Re: Good luck with getting everyone to use LLMs

      Same in Australia

      https://www.theregister.com/2025/10/06/deloitte_ai_report_australia/

  7. IGotOut Silver badge

    Makes sense...

    ...when they caught caught (again) hiding accounting fraud, they can blame "The AI". That way they don't have to pay the 1 hours worth of income in fines.

    1. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

      Re: Makes sense...

      Blaming the AI that they trained is blaming themselves.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Makes sense...

        "Blaming the AI that they trained is blaming themselves."

        Oh ye of little spin.

  8. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    AIshittification

    PwC: “Start using AI.”

    Employee: “Does it work?”

    PwC: “We’ll know once it’s mandatory.”

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: AIshittification

      Slight change needed...

      PwC: “Start using AI.”

      Employee: “Does it work?”

      PwC: “If it doesn't its your fault & you're fired.”

      1. ecofeco Silver badge

        Re: AIshittification

        Truth.

      2. EricM Silver badge

        Re: AIshittification

        This CEO guy sounds more like he'd fire his employees for just asking.

        So he does not even care if it's working or not...

        e.g.

        PwC: “Start using AI.”

        Employee: “Does it work?”

        PwC: “You're fired.”

  9. Andy The Hat

    And the Lord spaketh saying

    "Praise AI for AI will make us money without providing benefit to the customer"

    "but the Government will bestow us with gifts and grants to build datacenters upon the lands."

    And then he whispered

    "and lo, we will be paid a second time to use a real person to fix the problems the AI leaves behind."

    1. StewartWhite Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      The Richardson Gang & The Kray Twins

      I'm hoping that you're not a relative of Jack "The Hat" McVitie but just in case you are I've upvoted your comment so that you don't feel compelled to nail my pelvis to the coffee table.

      1. Paul Herber Silver badge

        Re: The Richardson Gang & The Kray Twins

        Well doesn't that take the biscuit!!

        1. Maximus Decimus Meridius

          Re: The Richardson Gang & The Kray Twins

          I was always suspicious of what went into Hob Knobs. Thank $Deity I don't eat them.

  10. User McUser
    Devil

    Required to use AI at work? AI can fix that!

    If I were required to use "AI" for my work, my first and only instruction to it would be for it to make it look like I'm using it enough to satisfy the AI usage requirement and then get on with my actual work.

    Not sure how the higher-ups could complain about that; I'm just using AI to automate tiresome, pointless, and irksome tasks like using AI, for example.

    Malicious compliance is still compliance, right?

    1. Paul Herber Silver badge

      Re: Required to use AI at work? AI can fix that!

      "using AI to automate tiresome, pointless, and irksome tasks"

      like replying to emails from the bosses ...

      1. FirstTangoInParis Silver badge

        Re: Required to use AI at work? AI can fix that!

        Or pointlessly typing on keyboards, as the Police don’t say.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Required to use AI at work? AI can fix that!

      I hear unleashing a Pokémo^W sorry LLM on logs analysis can use many tokens. An agent loop cab automate the process of retrying if initial results are insufficient.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        How did I not know about ^W

        I knew about ^H and ^U but I somehow never knew about ^W (or else I forgot... always embarrassing to learn something new, and go to add it to my "notes to self" and notice that I already added it back in 2015). So, thank you.

  11. trevorde Silver badge

    Haven't we been here before?

    blockchain

    VR/AR

    metaverse

    Internet of Things

    big data

    etc

    1. KittenHuffer Silver badge
      Mushroom

      Re: Haven't we been here before?

      Huff! Puff! Pop!

      Huff! Puff! Pop!

      Rinse .... Repeat!

      ---------> The ultimate Huff! Puff! Pop!

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Haven't we been here before?

      You forgot 'Data Lakes' (which seems to have replaced 'Big Data').

  12. johnB

    Accenture + AI

    Sobs uncontrollably....

    1. ecofeco Silver badge

      Re: Accenture + AI

      Ass Injure?

  13. I am David Jones
    Facepalm

    It’s almost poetic

    Every consultant and his dog is jumping on the AI bandwagon “to achieve strategic differentiation”.

    1. Paul Herber Silver badge

      Re: It’s almost poetic

      As any fule mathematician know, if you differentiate a consultant you get 0.

      1. Baucent
        Headmaster

        Re: It’s almost poetic

        "if you differentiate a consultant you get 0."

        But I suspect you will need to apply L'Hôpital's rule… repeatedly.

        1. Paul Herber Silver badge

          Re: It’s almost poetic

          hey, there are limits, you know!

    2. ecofeco Silver badge

      Re: It’s almost poetic

      They're all heavily invested and the bubble MUST inflate!

      That trillion dollars (to date) didn't just come out of thin air!

  14. Tron Silver badge

    Rendering themselves obsolete.

    If they are simply going to use AI, why bother to pay them to do so? If you want slop, you can use AI yourself. You hire a company for their skills and experience. There is no need to hire a company that simply embraces AI. It's like paying a travel agent to book you an AirBnB or paying someone to order you a book that is on Amazon.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Rendering themselves obsolete.

      Or playing a desperate immigrant with a bicycle 99p to a fiver to deliver your Sausage & Egg McBreakfast you could just go get yourself ?

      1. John Robson Silver badge

        Re: Rendering themselves obsolete.

        There's some actual work involved in a food delivery.

  15. CatsRule

    Just Say No

    Not sure they've "thought" through the consequences... or the - future - legal issues of having such a public policy

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/urban-survival/202507/the-emerging-problem-of-ai-psychosis

  16. Dave K

    In other words, PwC wants employees who can't think for themselves and who have to ask an AI to think and write for them. This should end well!

    1. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

      It will end when the metrics for job performance and AI use diverge, and when everyone fired under a use-AI-or-be-fired policy engage in a massive unfair dismissal lawsuit.

  17. sarusa Silver badge
    Devil

    Why do we even need PWC? Or any consultancy?

    Why do we even need to hire shitty consultancies like PWC or Deloitte, whose only job is to charge millions of dollars and tell C-level morons what they wanted to hear, when we can just have Gemini do that for us for free?

    1. coredump Bronze badge

      Re: Why do we even need PWC? Or any consultancy?

      There's a bit more to it than that.

      See, most Big Wheel Executives already have plenty of folks to tell them what they want to hear -- they brought in their own gaggle of yes-people and lickspittles from the last place they fleeced, after all.

      What the consultancies bring is the graft cycle; e.g. big sporting event box seat tickets, nepotism hires, favoritism favors, and so on, in exchange for a big fat consulting fee. At the end, consultancies also give the Big Bosses the standard consultancy playbook for cost-cutting, layoffs, etc. to juice the company stock price and thereby pump up the Executive Bonuses.

      Then when the C*O types eventually finish pillaging and move on to the next place, they bring in the same consultant vultures from last time and start again.

      The Executive-Consultant relationship isn't a client-customer sort of deal; it's more like co-conspirators.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Why do we even need PWC? Or any consultancy?

        You got that right.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Why do we even need PWC? Or any consultancy?

      1. Required for a financial or statutory audit.

      2. To abstract responsibility/accountability.

      That’s all.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Why do we even need PWC? Or any consultancy?

        3. assist the administrators determine what's left, who is in line for any compensation and which people should be made to answer a few questions under a bright light, in a back room, with a selection of rubber hoses to hand.

    3. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Why do we even need PWC? Or any consultancy?

      "when we can just have Gemini do that for us for free?"

      One would hope that what's done at PwC stays at PwC and if it isn't, there's a good chance of making them pay for sloppy data security. With Gemini, it will be freely available on the Dark Web at some point and no way to assign any blame. It also isn't likely to do the sort of analysis and reporting a large company using an outside accounting company would want/need. The sorts of things it might come up with are the sort of things that should be able to be seen through internal analysis.

      With free, you get what you pay for.

  18. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge
    Mushroom

    So...

    Will the last one to leave, please turn out the lights

    could this be a case of careful what you wish for? Personally, I hope that PWC get well and truly FSCK'd by this and end up like this -->> see icon

  19. Random as if ! Bronze badge

    Find me an AI GEM!

    Or your fired, wont work here, no bonus....

    Guess im off then, as its usefull, but like my co-worked with ADHD cannot rely or trust it, is there AI Rittalin?

  20. Blackjack Silver badge
    Facepalm

    One of the main causes of a Dictatorship falling is getting rid of anyone willing to object.

    So good luck crashing on that iceberg while no one is willing to warn about it.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Dictator ….

      USSR?

      Nazi Germany ?

      Amazon ?

      House Harkonnen?

      Weyland-Yutani ?

  21. Alan Penzotti
    FAIL

    Errors and Omissions Insurance

    WHEN AI fails spectacularly, who is on the hook for fixing the AI mistakes?

    (I sure hope that the insurance provider for PwC has an exclusion self inflicted AI fiascos.)

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Re: Errors and Omissions Insurance

      Many of them do have that sort of exclusion, which is interesting because insurance underwriters tend to be relatively good at determining risk.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Errors and Omissions Insurance

      Anything audit-wise will need signed off by an accredited/qualified Accountant… well until that is codified for AI anyway.

    3. BP Hosti

      Re: Errors and Omissions Insurance

      AI cannot fail. Because if it does, it will drive many companies into ruin.

      This is the reason why these C-level executives are so determined to maintain the highest level of excitement. "Use AI or quit"; "those who don't use AI will be out of the job market". It's easy to want to make a product mandatory when people have to pay you dozens of dollars per month for it.

      The height of greed is wanting to make a product mandatory and forcing people to pay you dozens of dollars for it to a handful of Big Tech companies.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Errors and Omissions Insurance

        "AI cannot fail. Because if it does, it will drive many companies into ruin."

        So, PwC has a large holding in some AI company?

  22. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Collective name for consultants

    A “shyster”.

    You don’t need AI to work that one out.

  23. MachDiamond Silver badge

    When it turns out

    .... that it doesn't work/has issues/takes too many digital drugs, the people that have been sacked will have moved on to positions at other companies and won't be coming back.

    It would have been a better move to have parallel operations in the basement replicating work being done by humans and comparing it with what an AI systems comes up with. Maybe the AI is "just as good" for a lower cost, but when it isn't, it could cause all sorts of lawsuits and regulatory inquiries. The magnitude of the problems when it isn't perfect can be important to look at. Some attorneys have lost their licenses for submitting AI generated documents without checking them first. I'm sure they saved loads of time and staff costs, but that one time........ Their new position will have them remembering to ask, "Do you want fries with that?"

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: When it turns out

      The oversight and guardrails will be systematically eliminated and torn down for financial gain - esp. in Trumpistan. That way guaranteeing a dystopian future where the Robots have enslaved or destroyed us.

      Blue pills all around to power the AI.

  24. Efer Brick

    It'll be interesting to see the first law suit, when they fuck up blindly following the the digital guru

  25. SuperGeek

    I can smell..

    The unfair dismissal lawsuits incoming from here!

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: I can smell..

      "The unfair dismissal lawsuits incoming from here!"

      The usual thing is for those companies to offer some compensation if the employee signs a waiver. I've had that happen before. It was insurance against unfair dismissal lawsuits as the cost to the company was far less than a day's engagement of a law firm.

  26. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A great way to get rid of anyone not a yes man and/or an empty suit. Except of course the AI true believers - yes men or not, this sorting does not apply to most of them...

    Although the more competent of those who actually like AI may start to look for another job after idiotic policies like this are revealed, no matter if they fit their preferences or not. They can see how this is all going to go horribly wrong and get out of the way before the management stupidity is blamed on AI tools and evangelists ("we were fooled by our AI staff and have sacrificed 1200 of them to Mammon with a rusty knife, may the stock options go up again"")

  27. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "just use copilot"

    "Staff at Accenture received a memo last month telling them to demonstrate "regular adoption" of AI services – with usage tracked "

    Side note, I have a gig with the other half of ACN: Avanade.

    My ACN "boss" made a comment about some data that needed analysing, lots of log files with nested JSON to unpack and redact stuff etc. In true PHB form, he wanted me to "download the logs and use co-pilot to analyse it". I guess he wants a promo!

    /anon 'cos well.. obvs.

  28. MattieD

    PwC are useless

    Company got PwC to run an audit on our disaster recovery processes. All they could come up with as an 'issue' was that our documentation was across half a dozen documents - all in the same location, each one about a specific aspect of the process, and all backed up in a least three different locations on- and offsite. Their 'recommendation' was that we *had* to put it all into one document.

    Of course, when directors see an audit recommendation they go batshit crazy about having to fulfil it - rather than the more appropriate response of telling the auditors to piss off and stop being knobs.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: PwC are useless

      "All they could come up with as an 'issue' was that our documentation was across half a dozen documents - all in the same location"

      PwC felt they had to come up with something to justify their fee without considering that others can get things right. A bit of confirmation that another few sets of eyeballs thought it all looked good would have been fine. I expect there was some reason why the documentation was split into sections. I've seen all-encompassing documentation that is hard to get through as so much is not applicable. I keep my resumé in long form with all of my work experience, but I would trim it down to what's relevant for a particular job with maybe a one sentence divider to explain gaps so it wouldn't be thought I was smashing rocks with a sledge during those gaps. Education and other information is the same across any version I'd distribute. It's not like I wouldn't tell a company I hold a commercial radio operators license for some reason. Maybe that's not part of the position, but who knows if they might consider me for a better position that I don't know about.

  29. Taliesinawen Bronze badge

    Magical thinking and a Monday-morning epiphany

    Sounds like another Monday-morning epiphany from the top after skimming an AI hype piece. Meanwhile, the rest of us are left to actually make ‘AI-first’ work in client deliverables without enough training, clear guidelines, or proof it moves the needle beyond pilots. Good luck replacing the 'not paranoid enough' partners with people who magically figure it out overnight.

  30. Baucent
    Windows

    PWC

    .

    Prats Without [a] Clue — equally Pricks Without [a] Conscious (or Consciousness for that matter, which rather mirrors AI itself.)

  31. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Brexit dividend

    This reminds me of the increasingly desperate attempts by the Johnson government to identify the mythical Brexit dividends. Every government department was ordered to look down the back of the sofa for some benefit from Brexit.

    My feeling is that if something is useful, people will use it of their own accord. Imagine if your company had to force you to use a smartphone on pain of being fired. You might conclude there was a problem with the product.

  32. Northern Lad

    How Much Money Will It Save Us Again?

    Smoke and Mirrors.

    Classic case of a meeting where some body said, "using AI will save us millions in salaries and benefits". Yep bigger bonuses for the top dogs.

    ...and they can get rid of a few partners and staff who's faces don't fit as well, but that will be hidden under "restructuring the business to align with the new AI work flow model".

    But the real kicker is the people forcing AI on the business/staff are the very people who will not be actually using AI on a day to day basis. No, because they don't actually know anything about AI and how it works or how it will actually work with in the business.

  33. Jase Prasad

    BREAKING NEWS ALERT

    PwC Disgruntled Ex-employees Collectively Create AI Agents Which They Then Weaponise and Attack PwC Clients

  34. Dizzy Dwarf

    AI ...

    ... frequently wrong, but never in doubt.

  35. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Need convincing

    I didn't convincing to switch to Linux, Firefox, Smartphone, Laptop, from text editor to IDE. From pascal to Java, from tcsh to bash. For distance Holidays from bus to airplanes. From extfs to ext2fs. From calculator to Excel.

    Why do I need it for AI?

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