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Britain's privacy watchdog is asking questions about Meta's AI-powered smart glasses after reports that human contractors reviewing recordings from the devices were exposed to extremely private moments captured by unsuspecting users. Ray Ban Meta smart glasses showcasing technological innovation, positioned on retail display …

  1. Rich 2 Silver badge

    describing the allegations as "concerning."

    Rather than “concerning”, what about “bleedin’ obvious”? If you walk around all day pointing a camera and microphones at everything and everyone, then obviously you are going to record stuff that really shouldn’t be recorded

    These things should be outright made illegal

    1. Blazde Silver badge

      Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

      Cameras, microphones, and - through the 'Neural Wrist Band' - they "read micro-gestures from your hand". The mind boggles.

      But they're being marketed to people who feel they're at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" without them so maybe it's not bleedin obvious to the wearers.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

        Make wearing them in public illegal. That might not entirely overcome the cognitive disadvantage but it might drop the hint that it's not quite kosher.

        1. CheesyTheClown

          Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

          You can try… but

          1) Facebook will probably just drop the UK as it’s a fairly useless market now that they are no longer a gateway to Europe.

          2) In Europe, only the UK is likely the o bother enforcing any law like that. Most cops in most European countries don’t want to waste their time with that. And in the UK, they would do it because then they get to file a report without having to lose a kg or two actually working.

          3) EU sues a Silicon Valley mega company every year in cycles. Microsoft, Google, Apple, Facebook, probably NVidia and Tesla soon. This is how they find the government. I each behemoth sets aside a few billion to eventually pay to the EU after being sued where the punishment is “if you want permission to keep doing this, you have to pay us 3 billion Euro and publicly admit we won this war!”

          Facebook is due for a big payout to the EU bureaucracy. That will buy them 3-5 years of freedom to do whatever they want.

          1. cookiecutter Silver badge

            Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

            Meta should be banned in the uk full stop!

            this is a firm that feeds beauty ads to teen girls when they detect they are depressed & have fed suicide and depression comment to teen girls. A firm that makes $16 billion/year from known fraudulent ads & whose CEO when he found out that instagram was actually damaging to teen girls said "why doesn't Apple get this shit?!"

            I've deleted facebook and instagram. trying to get my friends onto Threema....

          2. SCP

            Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

            1) Facebook will probably just drop the UK as it’s a fairly useless market now that they are no longer a gateway to Europe.

            You say that [Facebook dropping UK] like it’s a bad thing.

      2. Rich 2 Silver badge

        Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

        “maybe it's not bleedin obvious to the wearers”

        In that case, those users should be euthanised to take them out of the gene pool. The mind boggles. Every day in the tech press there seems to be yet another story along the lines of “bloody stupid people doing bloody stupid things that probably ought to be illegal anyway, are complaining about the consequences of the stupid things they are doing”. Arrrrrrggghhhhhh!!!!

        1. Lazlo Woodbine Silver badge

          Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

          "bloody stupid people" rarely read the tech press...

    2. retiredFool

      Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

      Don't worry, there will be a political show with concern/outrage and a month later nothing will have happened. I will say that if I was in a room with someone wearing these spy glasses, I'd leave. Much like if I was in a room with one of these billionaire aholes, I'm gone. The mere presence of these creatures is most unpleasant.

      1. MiguelC Silver badge
        Trollface

        Re: "if I was in a room with someone wearing these spy glasses, I'd leave"

        Sometimes you're not in a room that you can choose to immediately leave. Although other people found solutions to that situation

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

        "there will be a political show with concern/outrage and a month later nothing will have happened"

        Just wind the clock back a decade or so and change the name to 'Google Glass'...

      3. LucreLout Silver badge

        Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

        That's the problem I think. Like a lot of people I simply don't look closely enough at everyone in a room to know there's a pair of these there.

        Maybe we could legislate to make them saleable only in hot pink, a shade reserved so no other glasses come in the colour. Knowing there's a pair about is half the battle.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

          "Maybe we could legislate to make them saleable only in hot pink"

          Sales would double immediately. Have you never seen the sort of glasses fashion victims wear?

          1. QET

            Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

            Reminds me of when I had to get glasses, and the sales lady kept on trying to sell me glasses frames that were either pretentiously douchy or something my grandparents would've worn when they were alive.

        2. munnoch Silver badge

          Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

          They should make a constant beeping noise like a bin lorry reversing.

          If that isn't enough to discourage the wearer then being beaten with a blunt instrument by surrounding punters certainly will.

          1. PB90210 Silver badge

            Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

            Plus a flashing red light...

    3. hoola Silver badge

      Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

      Equally who are the completely clues idiots that use them.

      With so much of the IoT and wearable crap it really does not add much value except for the people who want to show how up to date and on trend they are.

      It is why we are in such a mess with privacy.

    4. matjaggard

      Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

      Well aren't you all pleasant people!

      A lot of people using these are blind - they have small speakers in the arms and so a bind person can suddenly be able to read signs, know what's around them, call a family member if they feel confused or concerned.

      But instead of reading a story like this and thinking "these tech companies should stick to the law" you just call for them to be illegal or worse, "euthanise" the users.

      You should be ashamed of yourselves.

      Am I surprised the tech companies need a wrap on the knuckles? not at all but that doesn't mean we should ban innovation.

      1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
        Flame

        Handicapped-Assistive Technologies

        @ matjaggered:

        You are using an emotional appreal, a think-of-the-children type argument, and are attempting to shame people who see the threat to privacy and freedom these devices pose, as "anti-handicapped".

        There is no valid reason for a "handicapped-assistive device" to posess data-recording or data-fowarding features.

        But these "glasses" have it all.

      2. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

        Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

        A lot of people using these are blind - sounds an awful lot like an unevidenced statement to me.

        If I were blind, and needed an assistive device, I'd not buy it from Met and Rayban, and I'd not buy an assistive device that films everything around me and streams the data to the US for processing.

        Also, if you're blind, you really don't need to be wearing glasses with a camera on them, the camera alone would suffice, wouldn't it? It's not like a blind person is likely to benefit from corrective lenses.

        As it happens, I do know people who are registered blind, and I seriously doubt they'd use these. Yes, typically "blind" people do have some vision, but it's rarely something that corrective lenses is going to fix, for example, my friend who has no lenses in her eyes, after childhood surgery, doesn't wear glasses for some reason...

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

        "A lot of people using these are blind "

        BS. You should be ashamed about blatantly lying.

        Some, possibly, but with the price tag (and gov not paying them) 'a lot' is a blatant lie.

      4. retiredFool

        Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

        Did not know zuck was blind. Thanks for the info.

    5. LucreLout Silver badge

      Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

      I can see a use for augmented reality that takes a nice camera feed, but it's really time the privacy laws in the UK were updated.

      Recording, either as pictured or video should require consent, and it's beyond certain that permission must be required to upload someone else to social media.

      The alternative is clout thirsty brainouts treating every interaction with anyone else as content. The works had changed since our laws were written, when being photographed in public mostly meant the background of someone's holiday snaps, not being targeted for monetized humiliation.

      1. APro

        Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

        The UK does have consent laws re. taking photos and videos of people being taken in public and private. My father was an avid photographer and did many shoots with models, or weddings, or other social functions. He had to get consent at each session from either the individual models, or the gathering's organisers. He would still put up signs on tripods warning of photos and videos being taken at each event just to cover his arse if he accidentally caught something on camera that someone may not appreciate.

        Policing said laws is nigh on impossible. Only after the event do such crimes come to light because the boys and girls in blue can't be everywhere.

        There are also other problems when it comes to these glasses - national security. Having lived within throwing distance of the original Sterling Lines (look it up) there were signs aplenty about no photography allowed, etc. I knew of people who were taken into custody by the MOD police and had their cameras confiscated (back in the days before mobile phones), backgrounds checked, etc., especially if they weren't locals (trust me when I say the MOD "knows" it's locals and everything about them).

    6. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

      Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

      It should just be mandated that these things periodically emit a very loud shrill tone, followed by the words, "this device is recording".

      In this case, I think "periodically" should be every ten seconds or so, and the speakers emitting the loud tone should point downwards at the wearer's ears.

      The problem will mostly solve itself, although I'm willing to bet that there are still individuals out there who would be antisocial enough to wear them in public.

      1. StewartWhite Silver badge
        Flame

        Re: describing the allegations as "concerning."

        I like you're thinking but I think the phrase should be repeated constantly and should be "I like spying on people and feeding Mark Zuckerberg's bank balance".

  2. Michael Strorm Silver badge

    "The company said users can manage their data through device settings and delete recordings at any time."

    Ah, yes. The usual Facebook tactic of shifting responsibility for their privacy-invading behaviour to their users under the guise of offering them control.

    Such controls being intentionally complex, constantly-shifting and mysteriously always defaulting or reverting to "let us keep all your data", such that they know overwhelmed users will give up trying to keep on top of them.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      "The company said users can manage their data through device settings and delete recordings set the deleted flag at any time."

      1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

        MS-DOS "File Deletions"

        MS-DOS (and PC-DOS, etc.) file systems flag files as "deleted" by overwriting the first character of the file name with a lower-case sigma character ("σ").

        Norton Utilities, PC-Tools, and other similar software could, did, and do recover such files.

        The security provided by a "deleted" flag is nil.

    2. Korev Silver badge
      Big Brother

      And what about the recordings of the people the wearer captures? Surely they have the right not to have their data Zucked up into Meta

      1. You aint sin me, roit
        Black Helicopters

        Zucked up into Meta...

        Then identified by facial recognition, tagged, tracked and surveilled via all Meta users. Meta will know who you are, where you are and what you were doing at all times, even if you've never signed up to any Meta products.

        Yes, I call that an invasion of my privacy!

      2. WSWS

        No, you don't have any right to not be filmed when you are out in public. The key word that should give you a hint is "public".

        1. Frumious Bandersnatch

          downvoted because...

          nobody every said that there was such a right. Stop making up straw men.

        2. IGotOut Silver badge

          "No, you don't have any right to not be filmed when you are out in public. The key word that should give you a hint is "public"

          Correct, but equally you DO have a right on how data is processed and how a 3rd party processes that data.

          There have been legal precedents (in the US at least) where the Police argued that storing and using number plate images from Flock cameras didn't require a warrant, claiming that it's in public view.

          The judge counted that individual images didn't violate laws and didn't require warrants, the combining of that data and building a profile from it did.

          So in the case of Meta, if they aggregate facial scans from potentially thousands of images, they can build a profile of a person, or person....and that IS illegal.

        3. v13

          This is true but glasses are not worn only in public. It's a grey area. But I don't think it's that straightforward. The glasses are a recording device and they have a light that cannot be disabled when recording. So it's like a smartphone and the owner should stop recording in private areas.

        4. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

          Filmed in Public

          The problem is not "being filmed in public".

          The problem is having that data combined with other data, via computer processing, quickly and cheaply, to form dossiers on people, which are sold on to busineses and governments, resulting in effectively a loss of freedom and effective control of one's government.

          Disagree with your employer's political views? Better not be caught attending a speech by the "wrong" politician, or you may find yourself RA'd.

          Disagree with the current government's policies? Better not attend a protest rally, because you will be mass-surveilled, processed, tracked, and flagged in the government's computers for special, extra-judicial, negative-result-for-you attention.

          The Orange King over in the US, and his minions, "ICE"/Department of Homeland Security, already are doing this.

          Pre-computerisation, all this would require expensive, tedious, manual labor. This friction largely-preserved peoples' general privacy in public.

          Privacy laws and their effective enforcement have not kept up.

        5. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

          You do have a right for your image to not be sent to an extraterritorial jurisdiction for data processing though, since it falls under the remit of personally identifying information and is protected by data protection regulations both in the UK and EU.

        6. cookiecutter Silver badge

          i would LOVE a "its my right to fill in public tech bro" try to justify this argument filming around any fountain in london on s hot summer day when parents let their kids run around in them....

    3. Ken Hagan Gold badge

      Ok Meta, how do I review and delete the data captured by your users? And why should I have to? And are you going to pay my usual hourly rate for doing things that I shouldn't have to do?

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Is the wearer the data controller? If so they should be able to respond to requests from data subjects for review and deletion. If the controller can't provide that then they should be on the hook for fines.

    4. LucreLout Silver badge

      What would be infinitely better would be ensuring those in the content, owners or not, can delete content featuring themselves. Better yet, give folks an automatic right not to be filmed and enforce mandatory blurring of all who select it.

      Or is facial rec not good enough for police use yet?

    5. David Hicklin Silver badge

      With on button for "Enable" and 256 buttons on screens nested 16 deep to disable each setting

    6. Cliffwilliams44 Silver badge

      Because it IS their responsibility!

      This nonsense that "I should be protected from any possible bad occurrence by default" is nonsense.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

    ... unless they were running a Honeytrap?

    1. OculusMentis

      Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

      Sadly many people fitted prescriptions lenses on their meta glasses…

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

        The usual idea is you are sufficiently close that you can do it in a darkened room. At least it was when I used to spread goatskins on the floor of my bothy for a little enticing luxury.

        Perhaps today's yoof need an AI commentary or Clippy's advice

        1. LucreLout Silver badge

          Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

          Hi Clarence, I noticed you're trying to smash Chlamydia. Would you like a little help?

          1. Ivan Headache

            Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

            Ah Chlamydia.

            We had some of that growing up our wall.

            Lovely flowers.

    2. Kurgan Silver badge

      Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

      And who wants to have sex with a loser that uses these things all day, even while having sex?

      1. ffRewind

        Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

        I suspect some of the wearers were, errrr 'having sex' with themselves.

        1. Woodnag

          Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

          I did hear that a very common approach to improving one's sex life is simply to involve a second person...

          1. seven of five Silver badge
            Joke

            Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

            I guess you've never been married

        2. NapTime ForTruth

          Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

          Ah, the "be your own best friend" model. It never goes out of style.

      2. David 132 Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

        Reminds me of the photos that have been released from the Epstein files. What sort of person would think, "I am standing in my room in my tighty-whities, talking to a woman who's not a family member - yes, please take a photo of us both, this is definitely a Kodak moment that I'll treasure in years to come."?

        Oh, right. Peter Mandelson.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

          I've not seen that photo personally, but someone mentioned that it looked like he was unaware it had been taken- i.e. as if the reason for doing so was to keep it for possible use it against him later on.

        2. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

          Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

          Oh, right. Peter Mandelson

          Who, much as I'm loath to defend him, is highly unlikely to be interested in a woman in anything other than an aesthetic sense.

      3. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

        "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses"?

        (Dorothy Parker)

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

          but for the sway of their arses.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Dorothy Parker Quote

          I think Ms. Parker may have written that witticism long before the "hot librarian" and "hot schoolteacher" tropes were invented.

          1. Blazde Silver badge

            Re: Dorothy Parker Quote

            To be fair it takes some guts to make a pass at a librarian ("Ssshush"), and more so your teacher...

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Dorothy Parker Quote

              Write a note and slip it to the librarian. "You are two weeks overdue for being checked out by me. Meet me at closing time by the card catalogue. I've got you filed under 'smokin' hot'."

      4. spireite Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

        Maybe there are running a pen test

    3. JT_3K

      Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

      Ah yes. Before I use any bathroom I always make sure I remove my glasses before I remove my trousers. If that's something I forget to do, that's ok because I always consider whether there's a mirror in view of the toilet itself and if so, simply stop needing the toilet and leave.

      In a similar vein I've never changed clothes whilst wearing glasses, I just shut my eyes really tight and when I open them, I've got a ~90 second window where my visual impairment disappears so I can complete tasks like that without them.

      If I did have to take them off, I'd make sure to leave them face down though, so the cameras were pointing at the table. My optician recommends that, states it's good for the lenses to get toughened on any surface - teaches them a lesson. Besides, I'm usually carrying my handy 4 foot by 4 foot glasses-vault so I can put them away nicely alongside my multiple pairs of prescription glasses I make sure are on my person at all times. It's hermetically sealed, lined like a faraday cage and has to be so big to both hold all my glasses *and* for the inches of soundproofing built in to it...

      1. CrazyOldCatMan Silver badge

        Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

        Before I use any bathroom I always make sure I remove my glasses before I remove my trousers

        Very awkward for those of us that need them to be able to see more than 3cm in front of our noses. Yes, you can always sit down but, in a public loo, I'd rather not thankyouverymuch.

    4. Snapper

      Re: Who would wear AI glasses during "extremely private moments" ...

      If you are like me and need to wear prescription glasses to get around, not walk into traffic etc, then wearing glasses ALL THE TIME is non-optional.

      An extremely private moment could be someone being run over and killed.

      It could be a mother breast-feeding her child. OK, she chose to do it in public, but probably would not have agreed to someone recording it.

      There are degrees here.

  4. Aaiieeee
    Unhappy

    I often wonder about when was the last time you could have a private conversation with someone. I mean really truly private with absolute certainty that nobody was listening.

    Once, being in a large open field would be certainty enough. Now you can reason that nobody is *probably* listening, but you cannot know that they are not. I think that spoils life, even if just a little.

    At least with these glasses you know 100% that someone IS listening - some poor sod in Kenya which is actually so bizarre when you think about it. It's someone job to catalogue every utterance so that future versions of AI can do it automatically.

    The fact they have to look at your cock whilst they do it is just a cruelty.

    1. NapTime ForTruth

      In fairness, in this day and age so very few people are out standing in their fields. It's mostly farm hands and fruit cakes.

      1. David Hicklin Silver badge

        > In fairness, in this day and age so very few people are out standing in their fields

        And cover your mouth just in case a lip reader can see you.

  5. Pat Att

    No!

    Well I'm absolutely outraged!

    All I did was knowingly strap a camera to myself designed to record every waking moment, and it went and recorded every waking moment!

    I'm suing.

    1. GoneFission

      Re: No!

      I paid $5000 to willfully disregard the existence and privacy rights of others with my constant recording, not to embarrass myself in front of remote strangers being paid minimum wage to review footage! I bought these for a continuous vapid feeling of superiority in a society where the legal system near exclusively protects me and my absurd amounts of wealth required to so callously spend money on such nonsense, so I am free to surreptitiously record peasants at Starbucks all I want. I will not be made a fool!

    2. theOtherJT Silver badge

      Re: No!

      I'm outraged that people are in a position to strap cameras to themselves that are not obviously cameras and then record interactions with me without my consent. Secretly filming people is in fact illegal in many jurisdictions, and unless you already knew that these things were cameras - which is not immediately obvious if you don't have the best eyesight yourself, they pretty much just look like thick ugly glasses - it could I think be very fairly argued that the things constitute covert surveillance devices of the type which it is in fact illegal to use to record someone without their consent in many parts of the world.

      Certainly if someone came up to me with a go-pro strapped to their hat and asked if it was OK to record their conversation with me I would say no. If I saw someone doing that in a public space I would make a point of staying out of their way.

    3. JoeCool Silver badge

      Was that on the wrapper ?

      designed to record every waking moment.

      The recording isn't the issue. It's the sharing.

  6. ForthIsNotDead
    Facepalm

    Key takeaway

    The owners are just fucking stupid. I mean, seriously... Using the toilet, masterbating, having sex, robbing a bank? While wearing spy glasses hooked up to Skynet? You're a fucking moron.

    1. Hieronymus Howard

      Re: Key takeaway

      You missed 'trusting Meta' from your list of stupid things that the owners do.

    2. LucreLout Silver badge

      Re: Key takeaway

      The problem is when you're having a piss in the pub toilet and one of these wankers walls in.

      The people filmed aren't always the terminally online.

    3. JoeCool Silver badge

      was that on the wrapper ?

      "spy glasses hooked up to (fucking) Skynet"

      obviously, that wasn't quitre the pitch, or understanding.

  7. Pete 2 Silver badge

    Easy fix?

    > respond to voice commands

    Just go up to the wearer and say "Hey Ray bans deleted all recorded content"

    1. Andy Non Silver badge

      Re: Easy fix?

      No problem, just state your 26 digit password, the maiden name of your great great grandmother and state how many grains of sand there are on Blackpool beach.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Easy fix?

        My default assumption would be that one of the wearer's 2G-Grandmothers will have the same surname as the wearer.

        1. WSWS

          Re: Easy fix?

          Why would you assume that when in western culture surnames are usually patrilineal? *Especially* when you are talking about grandparents.

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: Easy fix?

            Whoosh.

    2. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

      Re: Easy fix?

      I think I saw a similar suggestion for the original google glasses on this very website, which has stuck with me for years: "ok glass, safesearch off, horse porn".

      Some thiings which are seen can not be unseen.

      1. NapTime ForTruth

        Re: Easy fix?

        So we're updating Equus? Now it's MetaEquus, I guess, presumably with automated ocular extraction.

      2. M.V. Lipvig Silver badge

        Re: Easy fix?

        Oh man, I'm glad I didn't have a coffee when I read that!

      3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Easy fix?

        Maybe you could achieve something similar with a QR code.

    3. khjohansen

      Re: Easy fix?

      "Oh Hi, Bobby Tables!"

  8. Irongut Silver badge

    What a surprise

    Meta's AI glasses are Actually Africans rather than Actually Indians.

    That they have low paid workers watching everything is not a surprise.

    1. retiredFool

      Re: What a surprise

      And really should not be a surprise. I'd expect Africans can be bought for less per hour than Indians. Race to the bottom. I imagine some of the conflict zones in Africa people can be bought for a few grains of rice and a 1/2L of water per day. And they'd never sell a private video for an extra L of water, right?

    2. NapTime ForTruth

      Re: What a surprise

      Easy there, let's not be exclusive! Low paid workers deserve to get some jollies, too. Especially at low, low discount prices. Whether they like it or not.

      1. Toastan Buttar

        Re: What a surprise

        To paraphrase AC/DC: "Dirty deeds, seen dirt cheap".

    3. LucreLout Silver badge

      Re: What a surprise

      Africans. & Indians. AI keeping it real.

  9. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Regulator

    Regulator: Lemme see that inappropriate footage, pronto!

    Meta: There it is

    Regulator: Mmm... do you have some more of that filth you dirty boy?

    Meta: There it is

    Regulator: Naughty, naughty. We are going to slap your wrists!

    Meta: Oh spank me daddy!!!

    Regulator: Oh there are reports of some more unholy lewd stuff you've been secretly recording, send me everything now!

    Meta: Uploading as we speak.

    Regulator: Oh my good lord, I am going to choke you with this little fine.

    Meta: Fine me harder! Make me make it rain!

    etc...

  10. You aint sin me, roit
    Big Brother

    GDPR's position on CCTV?

    Let's face it, recording everything and uploading to Meta HQ is CCTV surveillance, so why don't Meta glasses users need to display proper signage detailing the purpose of data collection, the data controller, and contact details of the Data Protection Officer.

    They can put it just below the "Unclean - Meta user" placard they should be carrying.

    1. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

      Re: GDPR's position on CCTV?

      Just require the glasses to be fitted with bells...

    2. NapTime ForTruth

      Re: GDPR's position on CCTV?

      Bent over, by the sound of it.

    3. WSWS

      Re: GDPR's position on CCTV?

      Because CCTV is by definition fixed. Someone carrying a camera with them and recording is not CCTV. That's why you are allowed a camera on your smartphone, and why you are allowed to use your dashcam.

  11. Long John Silver Silver badge
    Pirate

    A glorious opportunity

    MEMORANDUM - from Downing Street to the Director of the GCHQ, c.c. Home Secretary, Director of Public Prosecutions, Director of MI5, and Head of the NCA

    Re: Meta's AI-powered smart glasses

    The PM directs you to convene a meeting of senior officials relating to policing and national security in order to consider opportunities arising from the widespread introduction of 'smart glasses' in the UK. Response to the following matters is required.

    1. The practicality and anticipated cost of contracting with Meta for the supply of their 'smart glasses' sufficient to equip all UK people between the ages of 10 years and 90 years with a pair of these spectacles.

    2. The steps required to construct AI data centres equipped to handle real-time monitoring of all the spectacle wearers.

    3. Formation of a cadre of enforcers for smart glasses wearing.

    4. Circumstances in which an individual is exempted from wearing the glasses, e.g. when asleep after provably taking a state-issued narcotic.

    5. Preliminary thoughts on how most of the population can simply be persuaded to wear the glasses, e.g. mileage in 'think of the children arguments'.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Hey Meta

    Fuck off.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Laws Needed

    This is part complaint and part thinking out aloud ...

    I know, the legal angle has already been mentioned, but would it be too much to ask for our politicians to get the hell off the arses and actually protect us people from the intrusive ravages of selfish, mostly-foreign technology companies and their equally selfish users, especially given where the information goes and how it can be used for profit and/or manipulation?

    There's already precedent in that use of audio bugs and recording devices requires the explicit permission of those being recorded (law enforcement and security agencies aside). Recording audio and/or video with smart glasses or other wearable devices should be similar in any private or semi-private setting, such as bathrooms, toilets, cafes/restaurants, private vehicles, private homes, or within a few metres of any place where a person or persons normally gather to work or recreate (probably excluding sport, and there will be other obvious exceptions). CCTV usually captures a wide-angle, general view and doesn't usually capture audio but, in cases where it does either, it should also be caught by upgraded laws.

    The same goes for facial recognition ... which is going to be an obvious feature of smart glasses. Perhaps technology-assisted facial recognition should be a strictly-licensed feature available only to government departments/agencies and certain 'protected establishments' like high-security factories, detention centres and so on. So if a shopping centre wants to implement AI cameras and/or facial recognition, they will need to implement it in such a way that only a licensed private security firm could use it, under strict safeguards and frequent audits, with stiff penalties for any improper use.

    Such laws ought to stimulate policy and signage like, "this is a smart glass/recording-free area" and "smart glasses cannot be worn in this building", applicable to wide range of buildings, including shopping centres.

    Perhaps we could also see a legally-mandated remote disable function built into smart glasses - where they respond to a broadcast command on entering a recording-free building or area and switch off recording.

  14. Christoph
    Big Brother

    From Orwell's '2027'

    They sprang apart. Winston’s entrails seemed to have turned into ice. He could see the white all round the irises of Julia’s eyes. Her face had turned a milky yellow. The smear of rouge that was still on each cheekbone stood out sharply, almost as though unconnected with the skin beneath.

    ‘You are the dead,’ repeated the iron voice.

    ‘It was behind the picture,’ breathed Julia.

    'No you bloody fool, you're wearing it!' said the iron voice.

    1. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

      Re: From Orwell's '2027'

      Careful now, you're not supposed to paraphrase from 1984 in a way that makes it apparent you have actually read the book.

  15. jonty17

    We are fast approaching the time when it's best to get rid of any tech connected to the internet. Seriously. Can you see that happening?

  16. Roj Blake Silver badge

    Nearby Glasses

    I've not used it myself, but there's an app called Nearby Glasses that uses Bluetooth to scan for active smart glasses near you.

  17. CAPS LOCK

    It's a Meta product, what did you expect?

    I had the misfortune to have to use WhatsApp recently. What a shitshow. Meta is a terrible organisation. i can't think why...

  18. s. pam
    FAIL

    Make Everything Totally Awful

    Doesn't anyone else know what Meta stands for?

    No privacy

    No security

    No guardrails

    No....

    1. JoeCool Silver badge

      Re: Make Everything Totally Awful

      I'd be nice if government would step in and do something to protect people.

  19. Mickey Porkpies
    Pint

    Shooting Fish 1990s film

    yep smacks of this

  20. cosmodrome

    "Interactions"

    "such as when users choose to share interactions to help train the technology. "

    I wonder who in the world might choose to share that kind of "interactions". I wonder even more how this might "help train the technology". There seem to be (body) parts missing...

  21. Antifa - Ost

    What about a fat, red blinking LED on the front of the frames while capturing?

    1. druck Silver badge

      Even if hacks to disable it weren't available on thousands of websites, a bit of black tape can be used.

  22. Snowy Silver badge
    Facepalm

    History

    History repeating, it is the same as when Google did their glasses.

  23. theloon

    How about asking this instead....

    Instead asking for them to be made illegal...

    How about we start to question are they legal in the first place ? .....

  24. steviebuk Silver badge

    Take them off and cover them if

    you're gonna have a wank.

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