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Gamers are ready to unleash their mightiest virtual weapons and point them at independent games studio Cloud Imperium, after it sat on news of a data breach for weeks and then announced it without fanfare. Readers have contacted The Register to point out that the company’s (CIG’s) sites have, in recent hours, included a meek …

  1. Dan 55 Silver badge

    Not really a Brit studio

    It's on remote control from Texas.

    Also, the company registration information they give for their German studio is wrong and it's probably illegal to give false information in Germany when you look at the kind of information German business websites usually include. Even Amazon makes an effort.

  2. Alan J. Wylie

    "sophisticated"

    “targeted by a systematic and sophisticated attack"

    It's always "sophisticated".

    1. SnailFerrous Silver badge

      Re: "sophisticated"

      More sophisticated than the org that they breached. Just having the hood on their hoodie up makes a hacker more sophisticated. Well known fact.

      1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

        Re: "sophisticated"

        Black hoodie and spotty face, ideally with some left over cheetos dust.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: "sophisticated"

          Cheetos dust, spots and a hoodie = sophisticated?

          I guess we'll Donald in a hoodie on his next WH press conference.

    2. Pascal Monett Silver badge

      Re: "sophisticated"

      That's because it exceeded their understanding, so obviously it was much more "sophisticated" than their defenses.

      It's the boilerplate excuse for "We got caught flat-footed, we need to improve our security".

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "sophisticated"

        We didn't bother with security because it's boring and security people just cost money and point out problems.

        If we get rid of security people we save money and don't have any problems to fix. Double win.

        Now we've been hacked we need to make a show of improving security, mostly by saying in press releases how "customers data is our #1 priority". We'll get in some consultancy for a few days to cover the press releases and ICO prying, and we'll let the IT geeks run a few updates as long as it doesn't break anything. But no budget increases. In fact cuts to pay for the two days of security consultancy and the shredder to get rid of their report.

        Than back to business as usual. After all lightning never hits the same spot twice does it?

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: "sophisticated"

        We got caught flat-footed, we need ought to improve our security"

        FTFY

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "sophisticated"

      "systematic": make a word list

      "sophisticated": pip install s3recon

      They had a previous accident 10 years ago.

    4. eldakka

      Re: "sophisticated"

      > It's always "sophisticated".

      They must drink their tea with their pinky finger sticking out.

      1. TechnoTechno

        Re: "sophisticated"

        Doesn't everyone?

    5. nobody who matters Silver badge

      Re: "sophisticated"

      "It's always "sophisticated"."

      And it is always apparent that those people always using that word, don't know what it actually means ;)

      1. Excused Boots Silver badge

        Re: "sophisticated"

        I tend to assume it actually means ‘our CEO is a complete fuckwit who considers himself far too important to attend any sort of cyber-security training, or take any sort of advice (after all he is the CEO and therefore must be more intelligent than anyone else in the organisation); and just clicks on any and all links sent to him, especially from ‘yourbank@scammers.ru'

    6. Alumoi Silver badge

      Re: "sophisticated"

      ... by state backed attackers.

      Never forget that bit or you'll look like a chump.

  3. Pascal Monett Silver badge
    Mushroom

    “We are closely monitoring the situation"

    Oh ? And you were doing what before ? Having a coffee break ?

    1. K555 Silver badge

      Re: “We are closely monitoring the situation"

      What were they doing before?

      They were busy not finishing Star Citizen ;)

      1. NiteDragon

        Re: “We are closely monitoring the situation"

        Be patient, it's only been 14 years.

        1. Phil Ni'Sophical
          Holmes

          Re: “We are closely monitoring the situation"

          Bethesda- 14 years and counting to release a game? Hold my beer/tea/beverage of choice.

          Anyway, we can all return to the age old game of What'll come first. Star Citizen, or the completion of A Song of Ice and Fire. Or perhaps the completion of Brexit?

          1. Irongut Silver badge

            Re: “We are closely monitoring the situation"

            Bethesda don't take hundreds of millions of pounds of people's money before releasing a game. (ignore pre-orders, you know what I mean)

            They also actually do release their games.

            Star Citizen is nothing more than a complicated and flashy scam.

            1. NiteDragon

              Re: “We are closely monitoring the situation"

              I think it was scraping near 1 billion of funding last time I checked. ~1 Billion and 14 years of dev time and... well, not a lot to see for it really.

  4. TseTT
    Meh

    Is it just me..?

    If I ever have to sign up to something that isn't too official, I never use my correct DOB. Maybe the correct year for anything slightly age restricted, but never my true DOB.

    1. lglethal Silver badge
      Go

      Re: Is it just me..?

      It's not just you.

      I wonder how many other people were "born" on the 1/1/01, at least according to the internet sites that ask for this info without actually needing it...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Is it just me..?

        I use 1969-12-31.

        1. Claptrap314 Silver badge

          Re: Is it just me..?

          Don't see many of those around here any more. You come from a more civilized age.

      2. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: Is it just me..?

        1/1/1970, of course.

    2. SnailFerrous Silver badge

      Re: Is it just me..?

      Not just you. I put the made up DOB in the notes of the Keepass entry for that login. Just in case it ever comes up. A different DOB foe each login where they don't really need it.

  5. lglethal Silver badge
    Go

    Star Citizen is the modern definition of Vapourware. 15 years of development, millions of dollars in funding obtained, and all they have delivered is a couple of demos.

    I'm not at all surprised that their security is equally nebulous...

    1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

      Vapourware

      I'd bet you 5,000 ISK that Star Citizen is a just vapourware scheme playing off the popularity of EVE Online.

      1. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

        Re: Vapourware

        Depends on whether that's 5,000 ISK (worth about 25 rounds of standard small ammo), or 5,000 ISK (worth about £30).

    2. Jedit Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      I was going to say - it doesn't matter if the Star Citizen player DB leaks, they've already been scammed.

  6. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

    See, Star Citizen isn't Vapourware...

    ...it has a real user database that can be compromised.

  7. xyz123 Silver badge

    Fun Fact: Most "breaches" are where the CEO and/or board of directors SELL the info to foreign governments, scammers etc and pocket the cash.......

    1. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

      [citation needed]

  8. B33Dub

    Valuable Info

    Quite valuable lifo: A list of easy suckers who paid for Star Citizen.

  9. MOH

    At least Star Citizen finally released something....

  10. JLV Silver badge
    Black Helicopters

    Juicy :-)

    The combination of too-much-disposable-income and too-little-critical-thinking in the Star Citizen backer space makes for a good haul.

    Don’t need to use 419 Nigerian Prince spelleng goophs to filter out the gullible with this lot.

    After all, once you’ve splurged out $2000 real moolah for a Privateer Kraken ship in this awesome game, I am sure you realize the full value of pre-IPO quantum AI blockchain smart contract clearing house providers and are ready to invest into the ground floor.

    https://starcitizen.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_ship_and_vehicle_prices

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Someone broke in and submitted the code for a complete game.

    In doing so they caused several hundred million of damages.

  12. Tron Silver badge

    If you age gate services....

    ...your d.o.b. will eventually be nabbed.

    The more ID you are forced to use, the more will be exfiltrated.

    Allow users to be anonymous, and there is no ID data to nab.

    Use distributed data methods, and there will be no honeypot to attract bears.

  13. sarusa Silver badge
    Devil

    Gee what a surprise

    You are fans of a company whose entire business model is a grift taking advantage of dumbasses like you. And are so competent that after 15 years still can't manage to keep you from falling through floors in the starting area.

    Wow, who would have guessed their security would be shite? They don't give a single fig about their players other than how hard they can milk you stupid ****s.

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