This ban will obviously work as intended and keep the youngsters off the net.
House of Lords votes to ban social media for Brits under 16
UK government is edging closer to following Australia in blocking under-16s from social media accounts after the House of Lords voted in favor of a ban. On Wednesday evening, the Lords voted 261 to 150 in favor of amending the children's wellbeing and schools bill to require social media services to introduce age checks to …
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Friday 23rd January 2026 11:23 GMT Guido Esperanto
Yeah, there was some headline a few weeks after the porn ban which said something like
"UK traffic to porn sites down 80% since ban"
But failed to mention
"Traffic from Sweden has increased by 80%"
"Vpn traffic has increased by 80%"
- There is a gent (Ian Russell) spearheading an approach (his daughter Molly Russell died after being influenced by tiktoks) , which is not to ban under 16's because it gives the tech companies a Get out of Jail free card. It stops them having to make fundamental (and costly) changes to stop this stuff being peddled.
Banning under 16's they'll simply revert and say "no under 16's use our site...go away"
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 12:28 GMT Anonymous Coward
I think this is a classic case of governments thinking they can dictate reality!
While social media certainly is toxic and a case can be made for keeping kids off it, it's only really the parents who can do this. Legislating to ban it will be pointless as the kids will rapidly find workarounds (e.g. VPNs), and it will descend into a debate over 'what counts as social media', with the kids being three steps ahead of the legislators.
What this government (and previous ones for several decades) don't seem to realise is that by legislating for everything they can think of, creating laws which cannot be meaningfully enforced, and bringing in specific laws (to be seen to be "doing something") for very specific things which can already be dealt with under existing laws but aren't, they are just constantly reducing the respect for law among the general public, whose response is now often along the lines of 'just another pointless law which they can't / won't enforce and which can be ignored'.
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 14:43 GMT Jellied Eel
Re: only the parents
the kids will just work their way around government 'bans'.
This is good. Then kids can show us oldies how to do this. Especially when..
The civil liberties-focused Open Rights Group also argued against a ban, saying it would require widespread use of age-verification across the internet.
The ORG sounds suprised at yet another bit of creeping compulsion. First prime the pump with age-verification for pron, then expand it to age-verification for anti-social media, and then because everyone will be socially conditioned to accept it, dust off the Digital IDiot plans again. Then if you call Starmer a muppet, he'll know and a fine can be automatically issued.
Cynical oldies might just wonder how it is kids get mobile phones when they can't sign contracts for them. And they shouldn't be able to buy stuff off mobile app stores. So perhaps the problem is closer to home and a solution might just be to have locked down kidphones that don't have or allow abuse-friendly apps like Snapchat. Parents can give their kids a good'ol Nokia 3110 with less fear of breakage. Both for the phone, and the kid not walking under a bus while distracted by their iPhones.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 11:24 GMT ilovesaabaeros
Re: only the parents
I was absolutely astonished earlier this week at the level of guidance some parents offer. I was standing at the ticket machine in a multi-storey car park waiting for it to complete "Authorising Transaction", a process that took several minutes for some reason. Anyway, as I stood there, a young boy of about 7 came up the stairs with his parents and stopped to piss in the corner, about 3 feet from me and it started running downhill towards my feet. When the mother asked why he had stopped, the father said "He's just taking a leak".
I almost said something, but the chances of being stabbed stopped me. There definitely should be a licence to breed.
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 23:02 GMT rg287
They’d be better off banning politicians and public sector bodies from being on social media.
Of course you couldn’t stop people having a private account under a pseudonym, but since MPs couldn’t openly spend time sparring or trolling (predominantly on Xitter), this would significantly improve political discourse, as well as reducing foreign influence in domestic affairs (since you’d have to set up an in-person influence operation instead of bombarding them with local-looking Russian bots, which is much more expensive and harder to pull off).
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Friday 23rd January 2026 09:29 GMT TheMaskedMan
"I think this is a classic case of governments thinking they can dictate reality!"
Business as usual, there, then.
It's a foolish, unworkable idea that will simply teach the younglings (those that don't already know) how to circumvent such things. A good few of those might then take an interest in circumventing other things, and become a new wave of hackers.
Besides which, what about things like YouTube? It's definitely social, yet amongst the dross there are an awful lot of useful tutorials and educational videos. Are we to stop little Johnny looking up how to do something useful? If not, where do we draw the line?
As ideas go it's total cobblers. Wouldn't it be nice if, just for once, we could find and elect a government that wasn't made up of professional politicians with no clue about anything else?
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 12:41 GMT Anonymous Coward
In the olden days
The House of Lords was a bunch of out-of-touch inherited people with a long-term view, doing things like declaring there shouldn't be anything illegal about being gay or that slavery was not supported by English law. It's repeatedly knocked back surveillance proposals. It wasn't perfect, but it was a far more reliable supporter of sense than the vote-hungry politicians.
In the modern era, of course, the Commons has pushed ever more political appointees, mates of MPs, Party members, etc into the chamber. All in the name of jealousy politics. It's become another cesspit of people who won the popularity contest and are guaranteed to have a strong political allegiance to Party politics.
The result is we've just destroyed what was a fantastic bit of governmental oversight.
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 18:48 GMT steelpillow
Re: Thinking of the adults
It's that bloody increase in life expectancy holding them back. Euthanase all the useless dotards when they reach pensionable age*, that'll stop them interfering with the happening generation. You know, you could implant something in their hands that times out and gives them away even if they make a run for it.
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 13:32 GMT Woodnag
"The civil liberties-focused Open Rights Group also argued against a ban, saying it would require widespread use of age-verification across the internet."
This is the whole point. Goverments don't give a monkey's left testicle about kids, screen time adiction, resultant lack of face to face socialisation skills etc.
Goverments do care about accurately de-anonomising every social media account.
Which is what this will do.
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 14:28 GMT Apocalypso - a cheery end to the world
An analogy is swimming
Swimming can be dangerous, which is why we teach children to swim safely.
Once they can swim they may go to dangerous places, such as rivers with strong currents or quarries with deep water. We put up warning signs - i.e. ban them - but also educate as to why the ban is there.
They may also try and swim in rivers polluted with sewage - we don't ban them from this, instead we prosecute those responsible for the pollution.
Social media is very much the latter: it's currently polluted with electronic sewage and legislation should be aimed at forcing the providers to clean it up.
Banning children from using social media seems a bit close to victim blaming.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 08:46 GMT hoola
Re: An analogy is swimming
The big difference is that it is proving impossible to bring the Social Media platforms to account.
They are outside the UK.
They have very deep pockets so any legal action is simply a delaying tactic that is lost in the noise of their operations.
Until there are effective ways to actually prosecute the platforms, the directors & enforce meaningful sanctions nothing is going to change.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 12:45 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: An analogy is swimming
"The big difference is that it is proving impossible to bring the Social Media platforms to account."
It actually sounds quite similar to stopping water companies from pumping untreated shit into the rivers and lakes - much huffing and puffing from the government, but it still continues to happen.
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 14:45 GMT fitzpat
What is the definition of Social Media that is currently being worked to?
For example: https://www.gov.uk/hmrc-internal-manuals/digital-services-tax/dst14200
"The social media definition focuses on two key aspects of user participation. An online service will meet the definition when both of the following conditions are met:
The main purpose, or one of the main purposes, of the service is to promote interaction between users (including interaction between users and user-generated content).
Making content generated by users available to other users is a significant feature of the service"
Read it broadly and it covers SMS, MMS, RCP, as well as your usual Whatsapps, Instacrack, TikSlop.
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 23:12 GMT DrewPH
Re: What is the definition of Social Media that is currently being worked to?
Well that gives Meta et al an easy get out, since we know the sole purpose of their networks is to slurp personal information and sell it to advertisers.
All they have to do is come clean about that and they're off the hook.
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 15:06 GMT Big_Boomer
Make the Parents responsible for controlling access to anti-Social Media?
I nearly swallowed my pen when I read that in one of the comments. Are these the same parents who have no idea how their phone/tablet/PC works and have to get their 10 year old to fix it for them, and yes THAT is the majority amongst non-Techie parents? And that is for parents who actually care about their kids (which to be fair is most of them), but there are plenty of parents who just don't give a crap and see the inevitable results of their bareback shagging as an inconvenience and a resource drain, so they are never going to spend any time with their kids, let alone educate them or read to them, and they all expect the school system to do their job for them.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 04:32 GMT Jamie Jones
Re: Make the Parents responsible for controlling access to anti-Social Media?
Not knowing how the technology works is not an excuse for not being in control of your kids. If, growing up, I spent too much time hacking on my ZX Spectrum, my parents would make sure I stopped, went outside, visited friends etc.
And they were clueless about technology.
I do agree with your second point though - too many people choose to shove a tablet / phone in front of their kids to shut them up. Yes, they expect the school to do everything, then shout at the school when little Johnie gets into trouble for being feral. Please don't let these types get away with "well I don't understand the technology" as an excuse for their crap parenting.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 12:51 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Make the Parents responsible for controlling access to anti-Social Media?
No doubt that is all true in the case of some parents, but it still doesn't alter the fact that the parents are the only ones who can really control kids' internet use. The fact that some of them don't or won't doesn't make it possible for governments to do so.
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 21:52 GMT Michael Hoffmann
The snark is of course powerful in this thread, but the thing is that Australia just mostly is done with its first school break under the ban - and to everybody's shock and surprise, including or especially parents - both the left and right media are gobsmacked to report that it seems to actually work.
Because who expects legal bans to actually ever work, amirite?
Parents reporting more time with their kids, said kids socialising with peers in person as if making up for lost time.
I don't have kids so not sure what to make of that. If this were just the usual media pundits I'd shout "bullshit!", but apparently it ain't.
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Saturday 24th January 2026 00:00 GMT Michael Hoffmann
It was this one that stuck out for me.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2025/dec/10/parents-react-to-australias-under-16s-social-media-ban-interactive
There was a more recent one from only a week or two ago, which seems to be no longer on their site - which does make me wonder if they had to retract it, in which case I too retract my "it's working" statement. Too early to tell!
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Friday 23rd January 2026 13:12 GMT Anonymous Coward
That's not the problem
No-one here seems to be against kids spending less time online, or socialising more.
The problem is the idea that this needs to be implemented by heavy-handed legislation that involves creating vast potential for abuse, trains everyone to hand over important personal details when asked, etc.
If the platforms are such a social ill, ban the damn things. If you want to let parents control these things at a lower level, mandate that ISPs should be able to filter accounts. Want government involvement? Have them work with manufacturers to develop router-level parental controls.
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 23:16 GMT Anonymous Coward
Compulsory adult age checks anyone?
This really won't keep kids safe and will create a range of unintended consequences.
It'll make ADULT age ID checks compulsory for all users to use services.
It will also open the floodgates to mass identity theft! They really haven't thought this through at all.
If the UK isn't bad enough, in Ireland the Social Democrats there are suggesting that Ireland consider nationalising online platforms (I'm amazed El Reg haven't picked up on that story), or as a compromise, the state controlling the algorithms of tech platforms to ensure "social cohesion"!
What could possibly go wrong?
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Friday 23rd January 2026 13:02 GMT Anonymous Coward
Re: Compulsory adult age checks anyone?
"It will also open the floodgates to mass identity theft! They really haven't thought this through at all."
Probably more a case that they don't care, and identity theft is regarded as an acceptable side-effect (well, until it happens to some MPs - but they will then blame it on whichever company suffers the leak).
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Thursday 22nd January 2026 23:22 GMT Anonymous Coward
But they want them to vote at 16
The current omnishambles of a UK government want to do this, while simultaneously wanting to reduce the voting age to 16! Make it make sense?
This really won't keep kids safe and will create a range of unintended consequences.
It'll make ADULT age ID checks compulsory for all users to use services.
It will also open the floodgates to mass identity theft! They really haven't thought this through at all.
If the UK isn't bad enough, in Ireland the Social Democrats there are suggesting that Ireland consider nationalising online platforms (I'm amazed El Reg haven't picked up on that story), or as a compromise, the state controlling the algorithms of tech platforms to ensure "social cohesion"!
What could possibly go wrong?
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Friday 23rd January 2026 04:37 GMT Diogenes
Great success here in OZ
Our e-Karen crows that 4.7 million SM accounts held by u16s on the 10 platforms on the naughty list have been closed, so massive success - job done woohoo !
Meanwhile downloads for other SM apps which are not on the naughty list are rocketing, as have downloads of VPNs. There have been reports that under 16s have fooled the age face checking AI by drawing on moustaches (girls included!), or used photos of their grandparents. One of our friend's granddaughter's used a V for Vendetta mask to fool the AI
I will touch base with my teacher ex-collegues when school goes back next week to see if it has actually had any real life effect.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 04:44 GMT Jamie Jones
Too good to be true
I agreed with this in principle, until I read that the government were going to force everyone to go through the "porn-id" checks.
What's wrong with simply telling the parents to control their children, and make it their responsibility, whilst also making sure the social media companies don't do things to entice or encourage kids, and that they ban any they discover?
Because, of course, silly me, this has eff all to do with protecting kids and more to do with extending the idea of compulsory online verification checks for the masses.
As an aside, there are some websites I use where they know I'm an adult, because I've used a credit card, for instance. There are also sites I don't use anonymously, and don't mind them knowing my details (The Register doesn't ask for much, but I wouldn't mind them having more details about me if needed) And of course, google has my mobile number, and shopping sites have my home address.
These are all things I decide to give, on a site by site basis.
This is complete antithesis to what amounts to an online ID card, and just as I will always refuse to respond to "papers please" when just going about my ordinary business, I will never get one of these either.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 04:49 GMT Diogenes
Worked well in OZ
Our e-karen crows that 4.7million accounts were cancelled on the 10 social media sites that were on the naughty list.
It has been reported in our media that kids have taken 1 or more of 4 approaches; using VPNS, downloading different SM apps that are not on the naughty list,some have got around the ban by changing their birthyear to show they are 17, drawing on moustaches, wearing masks, or just using photos to fool the AI facial recognition, or, they have created new accounts that show they are 17 (facial recog has difficulty distinguishing between 15yos and 17yos).
Next week when school goes back I will check in with my teacher ex-collegues, as the ban came in during the first week of our summer (long) holidays to see what has actually happened
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Friday 23rd January 2026 12:59 GMT andy gibson
Re: nuke
It all depends where you're hanging out on social media.
I limit mine to sensible (and probably regarded as boring) interest groups with grown-up, like minded individuals. There's no arguing, no hate, unlike the local area tittle-tattle groups. And there it's usually politics or religion that cause the arguments.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 06:29 GMT Badgerfruit
A genuine question
... and one i don't seem to be able to find any answer for, can anyone actually measure how much harm has reduced from the Australian ban?
Did the user of VPN go up?
How is this actually playing out in the real world?
Blindly following another country's attempt to do something without waiting to see the results is surely a terrible idea.
I had higher hopes for labour than the conservatives but I, like many im sure, are losing what little faith we have in government day by day.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 09:38 GMT ATrickett
Ban advertising
While I think commercial social media is toxic irrespective of your age, and I think it's right that society should do something to protect people, this isn't it.
I'd propose that people declare their age (without any verification) and if under 18 there is a total ban on all forms of advertising, data mining or use of the data by the companies - that way the social media companies wouldn't be so keen anymore.
For everyone 18 or older there are strict limits of advertising, and any advert reported to be illegal carries a prompt and hefty fine on the social media company.
While I think parents should take more responsibility, many don't and won't. Government bans like this don't work as we know, so we need to tackle the problem from the other side - these companies are making a fortune from knowingly selling illegal advertising and get more views from various forms of shock and horror than calm and dull. Take their revenue stream away from them, and they will change their behaviour - they only want to make money they don't care if people die in the process as long as they can squirm out of any responsibility in court.
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Saturday 24th January 2026 01:17 GMT Julz
Just
That:
“ I'd propose that people declare their age (without any verification) and if under 18 there is a total ban on all forms of advertising, data mining or use of the data by the companies - that way the social media companies wouldn't be so keen anymore.”
Then everyone can just say they are 16 and enjoy an ad free data protected service. Sound like a solution :)
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Friday 23rd January 2026 09:49 GMT Fruit and Nutcase
Digital ID
Just give it time, HMG will roll-up the issuance of the National Insurance Number at age 16 as a defacto ID document by adding a photograph and biometrics.
They will sell it to the 16 year olds as an enabler for social media accounts.
Not to forget that the current incumbents would like to lower the voting age to 16.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 10:13 GMT Anonymous Coward
Like most of the act it is good objectives used as a false flag for dystopian rules.
The digital consent for data collection should be 18, and 16 for social media seems sound.
However it should be enabled by having children's mobile packages, and management apps on mobiles and safe kids' networks available on the WiFi, and on all unencrypted WiFi.
Not by giving the next government a tool set to easily set up a dictatorship.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 10:23 GMT Dave Null
a better approach: regulate the platforms
Class the platforms as publishers, hold them to account via a strong regulator. Sure, going after FB or X is going to have a backlash from the US government but it'd be worth it.
Also, there should be strong age verification services in place before anything like this is done: otherwise it's going to be a shitshow of leaked personal data, browsing habits and it'll have a chilling effect on non commercial platforms like mastodon et al.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 10:41 GMT Anonymous Coward
interesting.
While most social media companies T&C's specifically exclude under 14yr olds from having accounts there are parents who will sign up their kids with a fake age.(I've had parents of my children's friends tell me they've done it and I know of people who allow their kids to have, for example, YouTube or Facebook accounts)
This act seems to criminalise their actions and by that, actually pushes back responsibility for monitoring their children's internet usage onto parents.
Good.
Except, it will be used as further proof of why digital ID is "soooo important, won't somebody fink ov the kiddies"
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Friday 23rd January 2026 11:54 GMT Snobol4
What is the definition of "social media"?
I am in favour of the ban in principle, if that is defined as Facebook, Tiktok, etc. However, I would be concerned if it covers services such as YouTube, as I think this is more complex.
Our eldest son is dyslexic, and for him YouTube has been enormously useful in enabling him to learn about all kinds of subjects. He is constantly watching the "how to" type videos.
If he was forced to read books and magazines his learning would have been heavily restricted, as that is just so hard for him.
I accept there is a problem with a lot of the content on Youtube being not much different to Facebook etc, and if the others are banned that might cause YouTube to change. However, I do think any ban needs to make allowances for "proper" usage that is genuinely useful for young people.
As always, a very colex area to get right, but certainly the negative aspects are very damaging.
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Saturday 24th January 2026 07:11 GMT coconuthead
Re: What is the definition of "social media"?
The Australian PM initially said – and apparently took as policy to the election – that YouTube would not be included. Three weeks before the start date, the public servant in charge announced that it would be.
You are right to be worried. For example, I’ve heard of a case of parents having to replace the music instruction resources they had curated from YouTube. (There is indeed a lot of serious music and music instruction on there.) And now even if parents have paid for a family YouTube subscription to remove ads, the children have to sit through the ads because they can’t log in, and some schools still set YouTube videos for homework.
A charitable explanation might be that Albanese and the rest of them are clueless. A less charitable one is that it’s a deliberate free kick to the Murdoch press, which ran a campaign to bring it in.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 13:08 GMT Gordon861
Cannot Work Without ID
The only way this proposal will work if everyone is required to use 'official' ID in order to use social media, as everyone will need to prove they are over 16.
I also think 16 is too old. I think 10 or 13 would be better ages to work around.
My solution would be to make it a legal requirement that any child's social media account is actually controlled by an adult via a system similar to the way Google handles children's accounts with family options. It would be down to the parents to decide how much or little the 'child' can do on their accounts but the parent would always be able to view 100% of the information on there.
So when a child reaches 10(13) they can have an account if the parent allows it, but the parent has full access/control. They can determine how much freedom they have when using it.
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Friday 23rd January 2026 13:58 GMT Filippo
I get the spirit, and I don't think it's a catastrophic idea. However...
This fails to address the root of the problem. Like another poster said, if someone is dumping toxic sludge in a lake, the fix isn't forbidding kids from swimming in that lake. The fix is forbidding people from dumping toxic sludge in lakes.
In the case of social media, this has the added complexity of having freedom of speech mixed in.
I would rather work on the economic incentives that lead to toxicity. Regulate advertising, especially ad brokerage, and ban tracking altogether. Make it so that user attention is difficult to monetise.