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NASA has postponed today's spacewalk outside the International Space Station (ISS) due to an undisclosed "medical concern" with a crew member. The US space agency has shared few details, other than the fact that the issue arose yesterday and resulted in today's spacewalk being delayed. The single crew member involved is in …

  1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "Williams and Yui later worked on physics and microbiology research."

    Maybe microbiology isn't a good idea in such an isolated environment.

    1. Thomas Steven 1

      Maybe microbiology is only a good idea in such an isolated environment. Rage virus anyone?

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Microbiology labs have extraction facilities. The containment of the ISS means that there is no fresh supply to replace the extracted air. Unless the filtering is perfect the recycling of that air will allow possible contamination to build up. The isolation prevents access to treatment. And I don't think the chromic acid we used to use for cleaning glassware would be popular on the ISS.

        Lack of imagination virus anyone?

    2. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

      On the contrary, that sort of isolated environment is the perfect place for it.

      1. Eclectic Man Silver badge
        Alien

        Indeed. See the 'documentary' The Andromeda Strain:

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andromeda_Strain_(film)

        1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
          Boffin

          Flat Share

          Never share a living enviroment with a micro-biologist, they are beyond anal when it comes to things being clean.

          Post-it notes left at eye height when having a deep contemplative sit saying "Now Wash Your Hands", one morning Alex dragged me into the bathroom to show me the hairs left by the african-american drama student after she had showered without rinsing the tub after she had finished & left for class.

          I could only think of one response to this "showing".

          "Well Alex, I think we can safely say she's not a natural blonde".

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: Flat Share

            Early exercise in the Microbiology course: take the towel from over the lab sink, press it lightly onto a nutrient agar plate and incubate overnight.

            1. Eclectic Man Silver badge
              Alien

              Re: Flat Share

              When studying for 'O'-level biology* the teacher had one Petrie dish prepared with agar for each member of the class. We had to decide on what to put on it and it would then be incubated for a week. We all picked something different. I chose breath, I and a couple of other students just breathed out onto the gel. After a week there was a 'healthy' growth of bacteria. Not as much as some others, but enough to ensure that I would never, for example blow into a camera to remove dust from the sensor.

              These microbe thingies are everywhere .

              *Yes, I really am that old. I got a 'B' and decided to study maths.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I can't wait for Giorgio's "interpretation" of this! Maybe it was aliens all along?

  3. Furious Reg reader John

    Morning Sickness?

    1. I am David Jones Silver badge
      Facepalm

      It must really suck to get morning sickness every 90 minutes!

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Yui and NASA astronaut Chris Williams

    Moonlighting editor?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Yui and NASA astronaut Chris Williams

      Yeah, cool to see ElReg Editor in Chief 2018-2025 Chris Williams spending quality time doing microbiology experiments in space ... love the NASA outfit, among others! ;)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Yui and NASA astronaut Chris Williams

        > ElReg Editor in Chief 2018-2025

        Oh dear Stallman, even the editor is a septic these days. :'(

  5. A Non e-mouse Silver badge
    FAIL

    Sympathy

    I feel sorry for Nasa & the astrounauts. They're desperately trying to protect the person's identity and their condition, yet the internet will be foaming at the mouth with theories about who is ill and what the issue is.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Sympathy

      Just be careful over lunch after he recovers

    2. I am David Jones Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Sympathy

      Maybe NASA don’t even know - in space no-one can hear you barf

      1. herman Silver badge

        Re: Sympathy

        Norovirus will be rather problematic in microgravity

    3. The commentard formerly known as Mister_C
      Alien

      Re: Sympathy

      I hope he doesn't look like John Hurt. Or have stomach cramps.

      not that alien -->

  6. that one in the corner Silver badge

    Mystery astronaut malady

    Paging Doctor Quatermass, will Doctor Bernard Quatermass please attend in the cupola.

    We are perfectly safe, unless - do they have any cacti on board the ISS?

    1. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge

      Re: Mystery astronaut malady

      Wilfred Mott: "God bless the cactuses!"

      The Doctor: "That's cacti!"

      Rossiter (the Vinvocci guard): "And that's racist!"

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Call off the Thunderbirds...

    Oh, Parker, you said malady.... I thought you said M'lady....

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