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A British security researcher has secured Australia's strictest, invite-only visa after discovering a critical vulnerability in a government system. The Australian government invited Jacob Riggs to apply for its Subclass 858 National Innovation visa (NIV), which is reserved for those "who have an internationally recognised …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Government wishful thinking

    > The government lists Nobel Prize winners, Olympic gold medallists, recipients of national research grants, and PhD holders as examples of those who could be eligible.

    Nobel Prize winners sounds great until you realise that almost all winners are rewarded for work done decades earlier. If the Aussie government were able to promise significant funding over a significant period they might get one or two.

    Olympic gold medallists, likewise, have already reached the peak of their game. By the time they've gained nationality and served whatever eligibility period before the IoC allow them to compete for Australia they'll be past it.

    Recipients of national research grants will presumably not be able to bring their grant with them so face the decision of giving up their grant and moving to Australia with no guarantee they will get similar funding, or perhaps just staying where they are.

    So that just leaves PhD holders. In other words, it's a visa scheme for promising young researchers - just like every other 1st world country.

    1. Blazde Silver badge

      Re: Government wishful thinking

      Most Olympic gold medallists may have reached their peak, but statistically an Olympic gold medallist is massively more likely than your average migrant to win another one.

      Also, never underestimate how seriously Aussies take their sport. One day their visa programme will yield an extra Bronze in the Winter Olympics and the policy will be labelled a 'beut'.

      1. Magani
        Trollface

        Re: Government wishful thinking

        "... never underestimate how seriously Aussies take their sport. "

        Whatever you do, don't mention the cricket. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Government wishful thinking

          or rugby

      2. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
        Holmes

        Re: Government wishful thinking

        Also an Olympic medallist will bring useful knowledge with them, which they can use to train the next generation of medallists.

        1. Efer Brick

          Re: Government wishful thinking

          and breed them

    2. eldakka
      Holmes

      Re: Government wishful thinking

      Nobel Prize winners sounds great until you realise that almost all winners are rewarded for work done decades earlier. If the Aussie government were able to promise significant funding over a significant period they might get one or two.
      Whatever the duration between receiving the Nobel and the work it was granted for is irrelevant. Having a Nobel winner (excluding the irrelevant politically selected 'Peace' one) on staff gives esteem to the institution they are working for (ok, yes, even the Peace Nobel, despite the disdain I hold it in, many others don't and it can have pulbic relations value). This leads to an increase in the number and quality of people who want to work at the same institution that has a Nobel winner on staff, thus attracting high-quality applicants to go to the country. So even if the work they did for a Noble was 50 years ago, and the prize was awarded 30 years ago, are you saying that an institution and host country that had, say, Roger Penrose as a Dean or other Professorship/post-grad advisor wouldn't attract larger numbers of highly skilled and qualified academics/researchers?

      Further more, I'm sure many winners who are still active in their fields would be surprised by the disdain you seem to hold them in. Just because their most productive years might be over doesn't mean their output is no longer relevant, significant or valued. The smartest people in the world running at 66% efficiency relative to their heyday are still amongst the sdmartest people in the world. And they have a lot of experience and built-up knowledge.

      Olympic gold medallists, likewise, have already reached the peak of their game. By the time they've gained nationality and served whatever eligibility period before the IoC allow them to compete for Australia they'll be past it.
      Who said anything about them being able to compete for Australia? Again, like Nobel laureates, they bring prestige and thus attract more people who could be considered future Olympic-level athletes. They still have much value to contribute, coaches, managers, development-program managers/designers, advisors, inspirations for others. Heroes (colloquially speaking, I don't regrard Gold-medallists as literal heroes) are often most valuable as inspirations, people to be looked up to, emulated, than they do for the actual event they did that gave them their acclaim.
      Recipients of national research grants will presumably not be able to bring their grant with them so face the decision of giving up their grant and moving to Australia with no guarantee they will get similar funding, or perhaps just staying where they are.
      Yet again, you miss the point. All of the above applies. The fact they got such a grant is indicative of how valuable they are whether or not they bring the grant with them. And if nothing else, attracting them to Australia deprives their orignating country of their expertise, which would be a worthy goal in and of itself if the source country is a a competitor in that particular research field let alone an unfriendly or even hostile country.

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Government wishful thinking

        How about a FIFA Peace Prize?

        Make Australia Great Again

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
          Coffee/keyboard

          Re: Government wishful thinking

          Bastard! See icon!!!!

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Government wishful thinking

          Make Australia a Penal Colony Again

          1. Aladdin Sane Silver badge
            Trollface

            Re: Government wishful thinking

            Same thing, surely?

          2. Peter Gathercole Silver badge

            Re: Government wishful thinking

            Don't put ideas anywhere close to where Trump may see it!

            OK. Probably pretty safe here, then.

          3. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Government wishful thinking

            A loaf of bread AND a ticket to paradise. Free!

            It can only have been the stupid that chose to remain behind.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Government wishful thinking

        >> Nobel Prize winners sounds great until you realise that almost all winners are rewarded for work done decades earlier. If the Aussie government were able to promise significant funding over a significant period they might get one or two.

        > Whatever the duration between receiving the Nobel and the work it was granted for is irrelevant. Having a Nobel winner (excluding the irrelevant politically selected 'Peace' one) on staff gives esteem to the institution they are working for (ok, yes, even the Peace Nobel, despite the disdain I hold it in, many others don't and it can have pulbic relations value). This leads to an increase in the number and quality of people who want to work at the same institution that has a Nobel winner on staff, thus attracting high-quality applicants to go to the country. So even if the work they did for a Noble was 50 years ago, and the prize was awarded 30 years ago, are you saying that an institution and host country that had, say, Roger Penrose as a Dean or other Professorship/post-grad advisor wouldn't attract larger numbers of highly skilled and qualified academics/researchers?

        I entirely agree with you but Nobel prize winners already have the recognition and reputation that brings talent to their institution. They almost certainly already have tenure. So what is the incentive for them to upsticks and move to Australia? Not much. This is why I say the Australian Government are kidding themselves.

        > Further more, I'm sure many winners who are still active in their fields would be surprised by the disdain you seem to hold them in. Just because their most productive years might be over doesn't mean their output is no longer relevant, significant or valued. The smartest people in the world running at 66% efficiency relative to their heyday are still amongst the sdmartest people in the world. And they have a lot of experience and built-up knowledge.

        I don't hold them in disdain at all - those are your words not mine. Again, I entirely agree with you that having won a prize for work done in the past doesn't mean they are finished in any way. I'd go further and say that they could well go on to further great things. But, again, they already have all they need to achieve that from their current institution. What does the Australian Government think they can offer that a Nobel laureate doesn't already have in order to entice them away from their current institution?

        >> Olympic gold medallists, likewise, have already reached the peak of their game. By the time they've gained nationality and served whatever eligibility period before the IoC allow them to compete for Australia they'll be past it.

        > Who said anything about them being able to compete for Australia? Again, like Nobel laureates, they bring prestige and thus attract more people who could be considered future Olympic-level athletes. They still have much value to contribute, coaches, managers, development-program managers/designers, advisors, inspirations for others. Heroes (colloquially speaking, I don't regrard Gold-medallists as literal heroes) are often most valuable as inspirations, people to be looked up to, emulated, than they do for the actual event they did that gave them their acclaim.

        This is a fair point. I assumed that Australia were hoping to poach athletes rather than future coaches. Your point rather assumes that athletes can become good coaches which is not guaranteed.

        >> Recipients of national research grants will presumably not be able to bring their grant with them so face the decision of giving up their grant and moving to Australia with no guarantee they will get similar funding, or perhaps just staying where they are.

        > Yet again, you miss the point. All of the above applies. The fact they got such a grant is indicative of how valuable they are whether or not they bring the grant with them. And if nothing else, attracting them to Australia deprives their orignating country of their expertise, which would be a worthy goal in and of itself if the source country is a a competitor in that particular research field let alone an unfriendly or even hostile country.

        I feel it is you who are missing the point. You're thinking from the point of view of the Australian Government, not from the point of view of the person. Put yourself in the shoes of the person thinking of applying: what incentive is there for a grant recipient to leave their current work and go to Australia? For example, they may be contractually obliged to complete the research or return the grant - will Australia pay for that? They will also have assembled a team of post-doc researchers: are they going to be able to take that team with them? Will the team even want to go with them?

        There are loads of reasons why this offer is too simplistic - which is why I say it is wishful thinking on behalf of the Australian Government.

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: Government wishful thinking

          "Put yourself in the shoes of the person thinking of applying: what incentive is there for a grant recipient to leave their current work and go to Australia?"

          Maybe take your own advice there? It may depend very much on their current country of residence as to whether Oz might seem more attractive or not. Quite a few countries are targetting US scientists in attempts to attract them overseas at the moment, some of whom are accepting the offers.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Government wishful thinking

            The only reliable statistics I can find regarding subclass 858 visas are the result of a freedom of information request.

            The very fact that an FOI was required to get the data suggests it isn't working as well as hoped.

      3. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

        Re: Government wishful thinking

        The fact they got such a grant is indicative of how valuable they are

        Or how consummate a bullshitter they are, which I suppose would appeal to politicians.

      4. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

        Re: Government wishful thinking

        The Nobel Peace Prize has fallen a very long way from its original intent, but it’s worth reading about its origins. Bertha von Suttner was a truly remarkable woman.

      5. Ken Hagan Gold badge

        Re: Government wishful thinking

        The rules of the Nobel prizes lean towards rewarding work done in your youth. You can't get one if you're dead and the committees like to sit on discoveries for a decade or two (to make sure it's true?).

        1. BebopWeBop Silver badge
          Facepalm

          Re: Government wishful thinking

          TBF granting a visa to a dead person probaby is not the best use of the paperwork

    3. Richard Pennington 1

      Re: Government wishful thinking

      Writing as a PhD holder in my mid-sixties, perhaps also the not-so-young?

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Government wishful thinking

      And your hair would curl if you saw the utter dross which can get a PhD from lower ranking universities. At least I have a DPhil.

      1. Dr. G. Freeman

        Re: Government wishful thinking

        I know, they'll give anyone a PhD these days.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    A fellow cat lover

    He should have been approved just for his love of cats.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Linux

      Re: A fellow cat lover

      I also have a cat, and he still needs convincing.

      I'd say that's a wise cat. Life's not too good on that side of the world for cats...

      If you are a feral cat in Australia...

      https://minister.dcceew.gov.au/plibersek/media-releases/war-feral-cats-report-battlefield

      And if you are a domestic cat in New Zealand, there's this debate...

      https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20230217-should-new-zealand-cats-be-kept-indoors

      1. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Re: A fellow cat lover

        Life's not too good on that side of the world for cats...If you are a feral cat in Australia...

        Not exactly great for domestic cats if they encounter a fox or dingo in their perambulations. Not to mention venomous snakes and a host of other deadlies. Although cats are apparently immune to the worst effects of the funnel web spider's venom.

        † For that uneatable pestilence we can thank their pursuit by the completely deficient unspeakable.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    His name appearing

    as one of just four to have successfully reported a bug under the scheme.

    Sounds like their security is being taken seriously...

    1. AnAnonymousCanuck

      Re: His name appearing

      Really?

      > He said that it took him a couple of hours to find a critical-severity vulnerability in DFAT's systems

      Sounds like an extremely insecure system to me.

      YMMV

      AAC

  4. Denarius

    moving to Sydney ?

    Employed real quick then job outsourced to India or Vietnam aka North Korea within a year to reduce costs. IMHO, Oz pseudo-enterprises hate local talent. Manglement, usually imported or trained overseas still think of Oz as a Sydney colony in need of guidance by Mother Country of various persuasions

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: moving to Sydney ?

      The “New Chum”.

      “Oh it’s not like the UK, is it?”

      “In the UK, we……”

      1. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
        Windows

        Re: moving to Sydney ?

        "Oh it’s not like the UK, is it?” “In the UK, we……”

        You don't get that so much - certainly never from young refugees from post Tory & COVID Britain. Pretty much restricted to older parents moving out to join their children who had already settled here.

        It's more a case of: "Oh it’s not like the UK… isn't that brilliant !"

        I was rather amused when Alf Garnett became a naturalised Australian (1989)… ok the actor Warren Mitchell.

    2. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: moving to Sydney ?

      When he encounters the Sydney real estate market he might blanch. I suspect it could give most the UK a run for its money in the unaffordabilty stakes.

      Although to be honest the other East Coast capitals (MEL, BNE) aren't too far behind,

      I initially read the "invite-only" visa after uncovering a vulnerability in a government system as a backhanded way of referring to extradition. ;)

      No sane nation would want to deprive itself of talent. So welcome !

      † The wellknown, Frenchman, George Clooney might suggest an example of an insane nation.

      1. Jurassic.Hermit

        Re: moving to Sydney ?

        East coast? Melbourne is on the south coast, directly facing Tasmania and Antarctica.

        1. david 12 Silver badge

          Re: moving to Sydney ?

          That's "East Coast" as distinct from Central and West. It's the term used.

          Now I just have to get my head around "Mid-West" America (that part of the USA to the East of the center).

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Gold medalists?

    I can throw a thing very far.

    I can run quickly.

    I can swim real good.

    Outstanding talent?

    I’ve worked with ex Olympians. Nice people but nothing special otherwise.

  6. ComicalEngineer Silver badge

    The gress isn't necessarily greener

    One of my previous companies was a world wide organisation with 40,000+ employees including Australia, India and China. People were periodically seconded to various places for periods from 3 months to 2 years. Several of my colleagues who were engineers and project managers were sent to Australia. If you were seconded there was usually the option to extend your stay or else make the move permanent.

    Of the four people I know who went to Australia, none chose to stay beyond the minimum term. Typical comments were: you can only eat so many barbecued prawns, there is negligible culture (theatre etc) in Aus. In one particular case it was a 2 hour flight to the nearest town with a cinema! Sydney / Melbourne / Brisbane or other major cities property prices are incredibly steep. Once you're outside the main cities there is miles and miles of .... nothing.

    1. david 12 Silver badge

      Re: The gress isn't necessarily greener

      You head out of Melbourne, and you don't get to anywhere. You just get farther away.

      I'm a city boy, but after a couple of weeks in most parts of the world, I start to feel crowded. Even in the 'rural' parts of lightly populated USA, you're never out of site of a light, and you can't get more than 20-30 miles from civilization. In densely populated parts of the world, you're never out of sight of another person.

      1. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

        Re: The gress isn't necessarily greener

        You head out of Melbourne, and you don't get to anywhere. You just get farther away.

        Spent 3 hours walking 9km climbing Mt Cobbler in the Victorian High Country on Wednesday. Didn't see anyone the whole way except the family I'd chosen to be with. And some of the local wildlife. And some beautiful bush. And a 150km view in all directions when we got to the top.

        You'd have felt right at home.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    800+ applications? What?

    As an antipodean living in the uk & now a British citizen, good luck buddy, enjoy :)

    The grass isn't always greener on the other side.

    1. werdsmith Silver badge

      I can’t talk about Australia/ NZ because I’ve never been but I’ve spent good time living and working in many other countries. All of them are wonderful, beautiful places with wonderful people and they do most things better (or so it feels to me) than back in Blighty. But, the stronger pull I feel is to go back to the nowhere place I grew up. Even though I know it’s objectively a dump.

      Not that I have a choice, Australia wouldn’t want me anyway, but I’ve always missed home when away.

  8. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
    Joke

    It Would be Irony

    If he'd first, found the vulnerability, second, gotten the invitation, and third, responded to the invitation thus:

    "You want me to apply for your special visa, give you all my personal info in the application, which you will then store in your shown-to-be-insecure systems? Are you daft?!"

  9. the spectacularly refined chap Silver badge

    Reading too fast again...

    Just scanning through the headlines I thought we were going to get rid of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

    Sadly he's of no use to anybody so wouldn't qualify.

  10. M.V. Lipvig Silver badge

    Hard pass

    Live in Australia? No thanks! I'd like to visit some day, but I've seen their spiders. My wife flips out when she sees a 2 inch tarantula and they're harmless. Can't imagine what she'll do seeing something the size of an Alaskan king crab webbed up in all four corners of a doorway, hoping to catch a person!

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