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Web browsers for desktop and mobile devices tend to receive regular security updates, but that often isn't the case for those that reside within game consoles, televisions, e-readers, cars, and other devices. These outdated, embedded browsers can leave you open to phishing and other security vulnerabilities. Researchers …

  1. ecofeco Silver badge
    Facepalm

    This all getting absurd

    Just absurd.

    1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

      Re: This all getting absurd

      Absolutely.

      Why put a web browser (that doesn't get updates) in a car when everyone has a smartphone these days and all of those have web browsers that do get updates ?

      I can get video screens for backseat riders so kids can play games or watch videos, but a car must remain a self-contained unit and that means no YouTube, Instagram or anything web-based.

      You have your smartphone for that shit.

      1. Johnb89

        Re: This all getting absurd

        Because the general public will prefer (and buy) a car that has feature X and feature Y over one that is built properly and so doesn't have those features.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: This all getting absurd

        > Why put a web browser (that doesn't get updates) in a car when everyone has a smartphone these days

        I use mine to:

        * Check the en route weather in detail (though the car navigation already shows weather)

        * Read the newspaper or access documents from my cloud when parked waiting for someone / something

        * Access various company applications (again, when stopped)

        * Access the security cameras at home and office

        I could use the phone but the car's screen is much bigger and comfortable.

        It does get updates (Chrome 138 last I checked a few days ago) but of course your point is valid.

        1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

          Re: This all getting absurd

          > It does get updates (Chrome 138 last I checked a few days ago) but of course your point is valid.

          Comparing to my phone: Xiaomi Mi 9, the model with Qi, from 2019, Android 10 QKQ1.190825.002: Chrome 143.0.7499.110.

          What are the details for yours? Especially the exact Android version to hint whether security updates are applied to OS level, which seem to happen on mine.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: This all getting absurd

            > What are the details for yours?

            The details of what? If you're referring to my phone it does not use Android. The car uses a variety of RT and non-RT custom Linux builds. You can find some of the sources, and lots of other geek -level stuff here:

            https://github.com/orgs/teslamotors/repositories

            1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

              Re: This all getting absurd

              Dumbest response ever for "I don't even know how to check, and I am too lazy in first place", and reflecting off to somewhere nirvana.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: This all getting absurd

                > Dumbest response ever

                No, I just did not understand what you were trying to ask and tried to provide what I hoped would be a helpful reply anyway, even though, contrary to what you seem to think, nobody owes you a second of their time.

  2. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

    So my Mosaic is not updated?

    Am I forced to update to Netscape?

  3. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

    Seriously...

    I joked about it, but "Internet on car computer" was doomed right from the start. Carplay and Android-Car are short-lived fads, cannot be changed or updated, outdated right from the launch by design since cars (should) live longer than a typical smart-phone.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: Seriously...

      Carplay and Android Auto are in effect a second screen and processing is done on the phone. Probably the best way of doing it all things considered given how often car makers update their software.

      1. mevets

        Re: Seriously...

        eh, `best way of doing it` is a poor requirement; admittedly better than most of my companies requirements.

        Carmakers, at least for 3*10^8 of their clients, update their firmware regularly.

        Far more regularly than say an i-thing, for example.

        1. Hubert Cumberdale Silver badge

          Re: Seriously...

          Nope.

        2. David Hicklin Silver badge

          Re: Seriously...

          I have had several Carplay updates, so they do happen

      2. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

        Re: Seriously...

        You are right, my bad. But even the "second screen + Audio" part has enough bugs... And not always as separate from the rest of the vehicle as it should be.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Seriously...

        > Probably the best way of doing it all things considered given how often car makers update their software.

        Every four to six weeks, in Tesla's case. Current browser is Chrome 138, FWIW

    2. Jimjam3 Bronze badge

      Re: Seriously...

      Exactly, Browser’s are constantly getting updates and it’s a regular activity on a PC that is connected to the internet.

      The car makers must know this and chuck in these outdated packages just for the sales brochure. Awful practice.

    3. DS999 Silver badge

      Re: Seriously...

      You clearly have ZERO clue how CarPlay and Android Auto work. Maybe educate yourself a bit before spouting nonsense and making yourself look the fool.

    4. Piro

      Re: Seriously...

      What? You've got this the wrong way round. The correct way for cars to handle this IS to support Apple Carplay and Android Auto, so the systems don't rely on software that never gets updated, but instead defer everything to the phone.

      1. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

        Re: Seriously...

        "The correct way for cars to handle this IS to support Apple Carplay and Android Auto, so the systems don't rely on software that never gets updated"

        Yes it would be. But my other half's car has Android auto that doesn't work because phone updates have left it incompatible. The car is 8 years old and has never had any software updates available.

        Another one: a friend has a car that is only 3 years old and he's facing our having no more software updates, even though that model is still being sold.

  4. Refugee from Windows

    Embedded insecurity

    It's the Automotive Sector. It's all done to a price and a template. Of course you could update it, except only at a dealer and for a large fee.

    Think of it as a large phone that doesn't get any support.

    The exception would appear to "Muskmobiles" which get updates, some of which may not be quite bug free. We're all used to ignoring the built in SatNav that is well out of date and can't find anywhere built in the last 5 years.

    1. Mike 137 Silver badge

      Re: Embedded insecurity

      "It's the Automotive Sector

      It's not just the Automotive Sector. I recently had to reconfigure someone's SOHO router (a notionally reputable brand and a "professional" model only about a year from release). The digital certificate for its web interface had expired and there seems to be no mechanism for updating it (hard coded like what Firefox did maybe?). Fortunately the web interface is only accessible from the private side, but nevertheless the browser has to be instructed to ignore the certificate, which makes it pretty pointless.

      1. Mishak Silver badge

        pretty pointless

        I guess they were "forced" to add https as browsers make it hard to use http these days.

        Still, "poor show".

        1. Hubert Cumberdale Silver badge

          Re: pretty pointless

          "browsers make it hard to use http these days"

          Quite right, too. There's no excuse for an unencrypted website these days when Let's Encrypt (et al.) make it free and almost trivial to implement. And don't tell me "but it's only a [whatever] website and it doesn't matter". Sometimes you don't know exactly what might be sensitive information until its too late. Like having Jewish heritage in 1930s Germany.

          1. tiggity Silver badge

            Re: pretty pointless

            @Hubert Cumberdale

            I operate a few public facing websites for various pub leagues that have zero need for https, and so use http, despite browsers whinging.

            I doubt the name of a team (named after pub they are "based at" is sensitive information)

            .. and aforesaid websites also have zero JavaScript (& all content is served from the sites, no pulling in content from elsewhere) - as it's not necessary for information only websites (results, fixtures, league tables etc. - zero need for JS presenting that data)

            Meanwhile, lots of https sites full to the gills with dubious JS, but browsers do not make the slightest whinge

            .. Browsers whinging about http is just security theatre a lot of the time.

            1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

              Re: pretty pointless

              These websites also have no login, forum or form, nowhere an (HTML 1.x) submit button? Just static serve something?

            2. Hubert Cumberdale Silver badge

              Re: pretty pointless

              I'll say it again, as you clearly didn't read my post:

              "And don't tell me "but it's only a [whatever] website and it doesn't matter". Sometimes you don't know exactly what might be sensitive information until its too late."

              This is purely about the real and present danger of eavesdropping in transit, not some vague notion of "website security". And JS is an entirely different problem (hint: use NoScript).

    2. Altrux

      Re: Embedded insecurity

      My satnav (2023 VW group car, fully updated, Aug 2025 maps) still has points of interest that ceased to exist 30 years ago. There was an old petrol station towards the city centre that was redeveloped into apartments in the 90s, but it's still on the map. And a pharmacy that closed at least 12 years ago. Curious where they get their data from!

      1. Eric 9001

        Re: Embedded insecurity

        Probably from an ancient map that wasn't under a proprietary license or contract.

        I'd rule out openstreetmap, as well you need to comply with the free license and street numbers are often missing (this is usually the fault of government bodies not making their street number records available for free usage, not even for a price, as openstreetmap does import all the street numbers when those are provided).

      2. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

        Re: Embedded insecurity

        AFAIK they get their maps from https://www.here.com/ and (at least for Skoda) they encourage people to log in to that portal and submit fixes.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Embedded insecurity

        > Which provider do VW group use for their satellite navigation map data (which tends to be horribly out of date)?

        Here (not here, "here" is the actual name of the company) or Tom Tom (they still exist). And yes, both their databases leave to be desired with driving a car, never mind a pump ladder (Google doesn't help here either, as it will try its best to route you around the accident you're trying to get to, but that's a different story)

  5. Ribfeast

    Coming from an engineering company, the amount of paperwork and nightmare to change the "software part" for the baseline is a a huge body of work. Has to go past the test team etc too, months of work. Go through EULAs, ensure no clauses can catch us out. I can see why they don't like to change it after it's implemented.

    1. alain williams Silver badge

      the amount of paperwork and nightmare to change the "software part" for the baseline is a a huge body of work.

      Maybe if they firewalled off the infotainment from the automotive parts so that the sat-nav & kids' amusements cannot interfere with the parts that drive the car it would be a lot easier. This would also make the car more difficult for reprobates to crack into - a double win.

      1. Ribfeast

        Yeah for things like passenger planes etc this is definitely case. Even air gapped IIRC. Can't comment on how they do it in cars.

        1. Mishak Silver badge

          The trend in automotive is to reduce the number of ECUs (costs, weight, interconnect complexity), which means more non-critical code runs on the same node as critical code.

          Best practice is to use an isolation layer of some sort, but that may not always be used...

      2. rafff

        ...firewalled off the infotainment from the automotive parts

        Extra hardware. Costs money. Lower profits.

      3. The Organ Grinder's Monkey Bronze badge

        "Maybe if they firewalled off the infotainment from the automotive parts so that the sat-nav & kids' amusements cannot interfere with the parts that drive the car..."

        I havei direct experience of this, albeit 20+ years ago on a, then, several years old Saab 9.3 convertible, so it's from the early days of canbus.

        Detailed in a recent comment (which I would link directly to, but I'm ashamed to admit that I don't know how to, so reproduced below. Apologies if this contravenes comments etiquette.

        "Further to my gentle rant above about automotive canbus (it's in domestic boilers now, too, apparently) I remember a Saab 9.3 which had had a lot of the customer's money spent on it trying to cure a combo of spurious ABS captions & random stalling. The original dealers had just done what they always do, & thrown a lot of (the customer's) money at it by randomly changing most of the control units in the car, & then pronounced the fault incurable.

        We weren't a dealership, but a non-franchised specialist, & kept a yard-ful of wrecked cars that we could borrow parts from to trial-&-error test theories on such problem cars without having to charge the customer 3 or 4 figure sums each time for new components.

        Long story short, it was the 6-disc CD changer in the boot that was the cause of both faults. We never really worked out how or why, but replacing it completely resolved all it's problems. Later chats with someone at Saab who had detailed knowledge of the canbus tech suggested that there were several tiers to the canbus implementation in the car, & that there was a hierarchy to the devices on the network. Evidently the CD changer had been given greater status than it needed & when it faulted it provoked a panic response from the central controller rather than being ignored & simply logging a code. Note that the CD changer worked perfectly throughout, whatever the fault it had was, it wasn't a functional one."

        .

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      > months of work

      And yet Tesla manage to ship updates within weeks or days of a vulnerability being found (mostly because vertical integration and a very competent security team).

      Anybody have experience with the Chinese manufacturers? What are their OTA updates like?

  6. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    Car's web browser?

    I'm still suspicious of the digital clock on my car

    1. mevets

      Re: Car's web browser?

      Way with you on that. I swear, I step out of my car, walk across the lot to my lovelies car. An hour hasn't passed, but their car insists it has.

    2. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Car's web browser?

      The flashing of your car's digital clock's colon (as in: "12:00", "12 00", "12:00", "12 00", etc.) varies slightly so as to send you subliminal International Morse-coded messages.

      You should remove the digital clock in your car and replace it with a reliable analog clock incorporating a wind-up mechanism.

      1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

        Re: Car's web browser?

        I find it curious that my 30-year old Fiat's clock - a simple module provided with permanent power and a dim signal when the lights are on - keeps excellent time. Every other car I've owned in the last fifteen years, though, or so has something going on that makes the clock lose a couple of minutes a month.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: Car's web browser?

          My 18 year old car has a digital clock that loses 5min/month and SWMBO insists on keeping it 5min fast so she's not late ..... erm ok

          Her much newer fancier car has clocks that links to all the carplay rubbish and so is set to absolute perfect time - I can't find anyway to make it 5min fast

    3. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: Car's web browser?

      Wise choice. The UI to change it is so bad that people will live with it being wrong for six months of the year instead.

      1. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

        Re: Car's web browser?

        Someone I know got a new car a few months ago, they still have the traffic announcements cut in, because the UI to change it is so bad.

    4. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
      Facepalm

      Re: Car's web browser?

      I have a aftermarket Android Head Unit (2021).

      Up until the point I had a insurance safety test done on it this year, time & date were always correct.

      Now in the morning:

      Time & Date will be correct - Then roll back the date to 2005.

      Time & Date will be correct, but time will be fast.

      Time will be fast & Date will be 2005.

      No combination of using manual setup, network time, GPS time (Its a couple of simple touch screen taps while at traffic lights) or using my phone as a hotspot for network time, which worked after a few minutes but now seems to have stopped.

      1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

        Re: Car's web browser?

        I would have loved to say GPS rollover, but the last one was in 2019. ntp rollover will happen in ~10 years. If you car chooses atomic-clock signal (Europa 77 kHz, other parts of the word different) it might be a rollover or something similar there. All together with an unfixed bug in the underlying OS. The latter is most likely, since a quick search shows that old androids tend to have such issues. Some report reset to 2003, 1980, year 2000. Not yet a report 2005 - well, that night increase in the next days, you cannot be the only one here. You may just be patient number one.

        I recommend reading TheRegister, news like that will likely pop up there soon.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: Car's web browser?

          >Time & Date will be correct - Then roll back the date to 2005.

          Not a Delorean is it ?

          Click "accept" and see if you end up back in 2005. pre-GFC, pre-Covid, pre-Trump, sounds good

  7. DoctorNine Silver badge

    Just Say No

    I know this is tantamount to going full-frontal Luddite, but maybe simply stop putting tablets on my dashboard? Please? It's just foolish. Really.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Just Say No

      Just take your tablets and relax, or we'll have the nice orderly will assist you.

    2. cyberdemon Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: Just Say No

      I could not agree more.

      I will never buy an "iPad on wheels". The tendency to omit the dashboard instrument cluster and physical controls for heating/etc and put it all on a giant touchscreen, I find obnoxious.

      All the more so if it transpires that these controls and more could be hijacked via a vulnerable embedded web browser on the same screen.

      1. Evil Scot Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Want to adjust where your vents point

        There is an app(let) for that.

        Give me shaft encoders for fan speed temperature and vents.

        Hell, give me buttons and a stalk for car play.

    3. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

      Re: Just Say No

      I'm surprised we haven't seen news stories of people having accidents due to navigating touch screen UIs whilst driving.

      I did see an accident once where the driver failed to go round a corner and just drifted in a straight line off into the hedge. They said they were try to adjust the aircon at the time. Even if that wasn't a touchscreen it shows that driver distraction is a thing, and touchscreen UIs make it worse.

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: Just Say No

        It may hit the headlines next year - from 2026 Euro NCAP won't give 5 star ratings for cars which don't use buttons/stalks to control certain functions.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Just Say No

        > touchscreen UIs make it worse.

        Badly designed ones do, IMO. With well designed ones, your hands stay on the wheel essentially all the time.

        > driver distraction is a thing

        Very much so. Which is why robotic driving looks set to be a game changer. It doesn't have to be perfect but anything that reduces the *massive* casualty rates (roughly 1.19 *million* people a year¹; over a thousand in the UK alone) will be a massive improvement.

        It is one of those things that just don't get talked about but it's by far the most dangerous thing the vast majority of people will ever do in their life… and most do it every day, week in week out.

        ¹ https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/road-traffic-injuries/

  8. alain williams Silver badge

    I must be getting old ...

    why would I want a web browser in my car ?

    I do not even use the one in my mobile 'phone.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: I must be getting old ...

      oh to go back to the time when the headline wouldn't even make sense - as it shouldn't in a saner world.

    2. Ken Y-N

      Re: I must be getting old ...

      The UI is often written to use brower panels, or the whole thing might be running in kiosk mode, so while you don't see a Chrome/Firefox etc browser icon, it's there hanging about in the background.

    3. nematoad Silver badge

      Re: I must be getting old ...

      I do not even use the one in my mobile 'phone.

      What is this mobile 'phone thing you are talking about?

      Seriously, what is the compunction to get everything hooked up to a system known to be dangerous and a privacy nightmare?

      I do not have a mobile 'phone and my car is old enough to have been built before all this IOT nonsense and I have no desire to "upgrade".

  9. IGotOut Silver badge

    Hands up....

    Who actually uses the browser on any of these devices?

    Anyone?

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    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hands up....

      > Who actually uses the browser on any of these devices?

      As has been pointed out, for some devices, the user interface may essentially be a browser running in kiosk mode

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    That’s right

    Blame this on OLD drivers!

    Outrageous.

  11. xyz123 Silver badge

    My cars web browser may be 3 years behind but fortunately I've reduced my pirate website and in-car porn usage to the bare minimum

    1. The Organ Grinder's Monkey Bronze badge

      Did you find that your porn was going out of date?

  12. steelpillow Silver badge
    Windows

    Not just cars

    What about all those ancient boxes still running legacy OS and legacy browsers, but still perfectly functional for what they do?

    Regressions are baked into the HTML5 specification for browsers, but not for the bloody servers. More and more web sites these days are so full of smartass "living standard" novelties that they barf when they meet an older browser and refuse to dump their load.

    So the poor non-upgradeable browser soon passes its use-by date anyway. There is no app or browser support for that stupid social network that all your "mates" are using, you can't even login to your PayPal account directly any more. Users soon learn to avoid the more enshittified sites.

    Meanwhile, all that malware increasingly barfs on the old browsers too, or the underlying OS, so patching is not quite so vital either.

    So, which is worse, running with the latest enshittification, or losing half the Internet? Enjoy the choice. :-(

  13. Roland6 Silver badge

    What a surprise, not.

    We already had this lack of updates with car’s inbuilt Sat-Nav, why would other features be any different? Particularly, what we know about updates, or the lack of updates for smart TV, mobile phones,, “home” security cameras, doorbells annd other IOT devices.

    Although there is a valid reason to include a web browser: Draytek for example include a browser in their router, it is used to view help pages and access the firmware download/update website. Although you could use it to access other websites, its performance is a good deterrent to doing so.

    Aside: expect in a year or so to start hearing similar lack of updates and support for the AI capabilities now being baked into TVs etc.

  14. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
    Windows

    Watching an old TV series†…

    there was a scene where it was raining and the chap couldn't crank his car over so his Scots housekeeper came out an turned over the engine almost instantly.

    (Set around 1924.)

    Set me thinking that the modern car stealing toe rag would not stand a chance against these old vehicles. ;) Although the modern bright young things mightn't either, I suppose.

    Still — demonstrates how little of the modern jiggery·pokery a functional motor vehicle actually needs.

    The Mind of J G Reeder Thames 1969-71 S01 E07 The Troupe

    1. The Organ Grinder's Monkey Bronze badge

      Re: Watching an old TV series†…

      Upvote for anything JG Reeder.

      "the modern bright young things mightn't either, I suppose"

      not least because, aiui, vast swathes of the "young people" demographic aren't bothering to learn to drive at all, so would be fooled by any age of motor car. (My observations of the way they drive their e-scooters suggests that the roads are a safer place for their absence?)

  15. Legb

    Embedded web browsers are by nature tied in at a point in time.

    Why cars need browsers is beyond me, the same with in-car routers/wifi and so forth. The data rates are criminal as the network provider with their embedded SIM card holds the user to ransom.

    With unlimited tariffs and network sharing built into the 5G phone in my shirt pocket why would I bother?

    What does need to be addressed are car manufacturers who decide that they will ship tens of thousands of pounds worth of product, a car, but can’t be arsed performing any proper software updates.

    I have a Honda hybrid on a 24 plate, as a closed loop traction and ABS motion control system this this looses traction at junctions, worse in the wet. Eco mode does less than sport mode to rectify the problem, I guess snow mode might do something :s

    Add in the automatic main beam, that thinks a road sign is an oncoming vehicle, so dips, then eventually wakes up… no option to disable this excuse of a system except when you get in the car each time. It goes one stage further in annoyance and while in ‘automatic main beam mode’ the blue main beam lamp on the dashboard is permanently illuminated! Regardless of whether main beam is on or not…

    Rather than worrying about web browsers being old, someone needs to ensure manufacturers are keeping ALL of their firmware updated and readily available to motorists to be able to update without trudging off to the stealership for some grease monkey to try and update it.

    Critical options need to be brought to the fore and be easily enabled or disabled, not leaving drivers fighting poorly written and conceived code written by someone with the mentality on a par with 1970s VHS video recorder program recording or lack there of!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      > What does need to be addressed are car manufacturers who decide that they will ship tens of thousands of pounds worth of product, a car, but can’t be arsed performing any proper software updates.

      Tesla roll out updates every 4 to 6 weeks, with patches in between. This is a similar cadence to that of Chinese manufacturers (in China, they update less frequently in Europe) with the exception of Xpeng which, I'm told, push updates every 1-2 weeks.

      1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

        What about making to software so good it does not need that many updates?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Are you a child? Serious question, not being judgmental. If you are: because of the inverse relationship between cost and defects. A hypothetically perfect work of any kind would be infinitely expensive. Or, as is commonly put: perfect is the enemy of good enough.

          Also, requirements are not static; they evolve with time. When new features can be implemented at relatively low incremental cost via an OTA update it's a win-win for both customer and manufacturer.

  16. Fab M

    Using an old pic of a Tesla dashboard is maybe the least adhoc choice. Tesla being the most IT-centric car company and probably the only one with up to date OTA.

  17. Ashentaine
    Mushroom

    Fortunately, the problem will fix itself when the 2G/3G networks get shut down and all the connectivity features of cars more than three or four years old stop working. See all those Porsches that stopped working in Russia recently for an example.

  18. martinusher Silver badge

    Perhaps they just need a subset of browser functionality

    The problem is that its just cheaper for manufacturers to fork lift an entire computer subsystem into their device than to invest in the effort needed to build a system tailored to their requirements. The everyday web browser is optimized for the needs of ecommerce (if you think about it....) where the 'enhanced user experience' typically means optimized use of screen space for advertising, delivery of messages by popups of various sorts (including multimedia), relatively secure cart and payment systems and a mechanism for tracking user behavior, none of which is needed by a car. Since much of the malware is targeted at ecommerce stripping this out would produce a slick browser that's relatively bulletproof.

    The snag is that we'd all one one for the home for day to day use with the regular browser being used for when we actually want to go shopping.

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