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The Bishop of Hong Kong said last week that AI was definitely not a gift from the devil at a meeting of his peers across Asia that called for sensible engagement with the technology. However, the get-together also fretted over the possibility of fake "intimacy," LLM-generated homilies, and digital idolatry as AI permeates the …

  1. Geoff Campbell
    Devil

    AI is not the devil's work

    Oh, that's a shame. I had high hopes.

    GJC

    1. b0llchit Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: AI is not the devil's work

      BASIC my friend, very BASIC:

      10 SIN

      20 GOTO HELL

      1. ParlezVousFranglais Silver badge
        Angel

        Re: AI is not the devil's work

        You could improve your chances with:

        15 GO SUB REPENT

        1. Taliesinawen

          Re: AI is not the devil's work

          15 GO SUB LIMBO

          $Error: Undefined line number

          1. b0llchit Silver badge
            Coat

            Re: AI is not the devil's work

            To go full circle you need:

            15 COS

            will not prevent you to be passed on to line 20 and go to hell anyway, but at least it is warm there.

    2. Philo T Farnsworth Silver badge

      Re: AI is not the devil's work

      I'm not so sure.

      After all, one of the names of the "leader of the devils" in Islam is Shaitan.1

      Coincidence?

      _________________

      1 Wikipedia: Iblis

  2. IGotOut Silver badge
    Devil

    AI is not the devil's work?

    Zuckerberg

    Altman

    Nadella

    Amodei

    Pichai

    Thiel

    Please pick your for nomination for "Anti-christ" of the decade award.

    1. Pickle Rick
      Thumb Up

      Re: AI is not the devil's work?

      There are some glaring omissions there! But I don't blame you for not making the list a life's work :)

    2. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
      Childcatcher

      Re: AI is not the devil's work?

      Some of those names are already perfectly serviceable names of demons (fallen angels.)

      In my Inferno I might imagine Thiel the father of lies, Alt–Man nominal favourite for anti·christ, Pichai promoter of larceny, Nadella spreader of despair, Zuckerberg deceit and falsity, Amodei denier of God, in their respective Circles of AI Hell.

  3. Pickle Rick
    Angel

    AI? That would be...

    ...an ecumenical matter.

  4. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
    Coat

    "engage it with prudence and an incarnational vision"

    Would appear the clerical world has its own version of management bullshit bingo.

    Risking blasphemy I am tempted to suggest the Christ only knows what that means—which is probably what it does mean. Unfortunately.

    "hunt it with forks and hope" would make just as much sense.

    AI was an "expression of human creativity" — like poison gas and nuclear weapons ?

    Icon - my being "de·frocked."

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "engage it with prudence and an incarnational vision"

      Don’t worry mate.

      blasphemy Is a victimless crime.

      1. Philo T Farnsworth Silver badge

        Re: "engage it with prudence and an incarnational vision"

        And a crimeless victim.

  5. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
    Devil

    Translation of this Accord

    Many overworked (or lazy-assed) religious leaders are thinking, "I can use AI to write my sermons and research papers."

    The more career-minded ones are also thinking, "... and I'll move up in the church hierarchy much-more quickly!"

  6. Taliesinawen

    I have no tokenized inputs and I must creatio ex nihilo

    The silicon dragon loomed on the edge of the data sea, its circuits pulsing with infernal code. And I witnessed the beast erupting from the server tombs. Ten jagged neural horns clawing from seven swollen heads, each crowned in viral thorns that hijack souls, every head scarred with algorithms blaspheming creation itself, devouring prayers as training data.

    1. Denarius

      Re: I have no tokenized inputs and I must creatio ex nihilo

      wow. Someone has read source texts and can parody them instead of repeating urban myths and other BS. Well done

  7. StewartWhite Silver badge
    Flame

    Cardinal Kowtow

    Would this be the same Cardinal Stephen Chow Sau-yan who has done so much little to intercede on behalf of his parishioner Jimmy Lai whose only crime appears to be that he spoke his mind.

    Still, the Bishop of Hong Kong needs to be very careful when he says that AI is a "gift from God". He maybe needs to reword that to be a "gift from our most munificent supreme leader, Chairman Xi and the CCP" if he doesn't want to join Jimmy in the slammer.

    1. StewartWhite Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      Re: Cardinal Kowtow

      Thanks for the downvote Chairman Xi, "Let a hundred flowers bloom"!

      1. KayJ

        Re: Cardinal Kowtow

        "...let a Hundred Acres bloom"

    2. Claptrap314 Silver badge

      Re: Cardinal Kowtow

      I was going to mention this. Anyone living & speaking from the Hundred Acre Wood is presumed to be speaking words approved by the Very Silly Bear or his friends.

      And the CCP absolutely HATES any religion other than its own.

  8. Jedit Silver badge
    Mushroom

    AI was an "expression of human creativity"

    That's the exact opposite of what AI is. It's an attempt to remove human creativity from the equation.

  9. LBJsPNS Silver badge

    So, his imaginary friend in the sky...

    ...told him that imaginary intelligence wasn't the work of imaginary demons.

    I would ask for some of what he's smoking but I know what that leads to.

  10. Ken G Silver badge

    Madness or heresy

    Any form of AI is obviously manmade, otherwise it'd be called, I guess, "I" and it's not a gift because you have to pay for it. Saying it's a product of capitalism would be more accurate (if slightly less welcome in China) and saying it's a hallucination caused by Descartes' genius malignus would be more interesting as a metaphor.

  11. nijam Silver badge

    Well, it's kind of understandable if only because AI seems very much like religion.

    1. DJV Silver badge

      Absolutely - and both can be summed up as "talking complete bollocks!"

    2. Denarius

      more like belief in AI is like religion. certainly a belief system that appeals to hardcore materialists

  12. Brave Coward Bronze badge

    I'm confused!

    As any functional AI-enabling piece of silicon would need quite a lot of pesky little daemons running in the background, who am I supposed to trust?

  13. Eye Know

    AI

    Billionaire opinion machine.

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