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Goldman Sachs warns that datacenter investments may fail to pay off if the industry is unable to monetize AI models, but hedges its bets by saying that demand could also overwhelm available capacity by 2030. Investors have been pouring cash into datacenters, buoyed by the AI-driven demand for compute resources that has led to …

  1. m4r35n357 Silver badge

    It is!

    . . . and yet it is not! Ker-ching!

    1. bigphil9009

      Re: It is!

      What an incredible business to be in!

      1. Snowy Silver badge
        Holmes

        Re: It is!

        Goldman Sachs, which reported record revenue for Q3 2025 of $15.2 billion, up 20 percent year-on-year, cautions that its report is for educational purposes only, and does not constitute an investment recommendation.

        Kind of makes the whole report meaningless.

        1. b0llchit Silver badge
          Childcatcher

          Re: It is!

          The report is simply an ad with a disclaimer attached. The advertised scenarios are projected to optimize Goldman Sachs' profit margins and they profit regardless which scenario will unfold.

        2. David 132 Silver badge

          Re: It is!

          They only call themselves "analysts" because "haruspex" is harder to pronounce.

          1. Paul Crawford Silver badge

            Re: It is!

            I had to look that up, and indeed it seems as good a guess as any...

            1. David 132 Silver badge
              Happy

              Re: It is!

              "The More You Know!" :)

              From back in the days when a prediction was just a gut feeling...

          2. grumpy-old-person

            Re: It is!

            Anal-ysts?

        3. JimBz

          Re: It is!

          "You can't sue us if we're wrong, even if it destroys your business." It's a disclaimer. AI changes every week. It's currently in a phase of competition for capability, competition for efficiency will come.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It is!

      I look forward to their view of quantum computing...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: It is!

        Yeah, that and microchipped quantum cats, contained in a blue carrier, that seemingly both exist, and don't, simultaneously, for hours on end ... ;)

  2. Tron Silver badge

    Tulips, railway mania etc.

    GAFA are betting on an exponential rise in income from AI. Businesses don't have that cash.

    As for users, well. I wouldn't use copilot if MS paid me to.

    Investors don't seem to realise that the very pricey chips that they are investing in depreciate rapidly from before they are turned on and will be obsolete real soon, requiring replacement. GAFA bilk customers with subscriptions. It will be novel for investors to be treated the same way.

    Goldman Sachs are amusingly offering a pick-your-own future for investors to choose from.

    They might want to consider how lucrative a product might be if it has to be forced on people who don't want it and wont pay for it.

    1. vtcodger Silver badge

      Re: Tulips, railway mania etc.

      "GAFA are betting on an exponential rise in income from AI. Businesses don't have that cash."

      And the few that do have the cash -- Disney, MGM, and a handful of others -- will very likely build their own data centers.

      1. Evil Scot Silver badge

        Re: Tulips, railway mania etc.

        Don't MGM have their own Data Centres already. From Amazon.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Tulips, railway mania etc.

      Goldman Sachs will have packaged them up in ETF’s, derivatives of ETF’s and exited long before this.

      The ‘10%+ easy return/no effort suckers’ suckers on eToro, Revolut, Monzo and other buy, sell, make a return doing nothing leeches …: will eat the shit when it bursts.

    3. MyffyW Silver badge

      Re: Tulips, railway mania etc.

      Goldman Sachs are amusingly offering a pick-your-own future for investors to choose from.

      Which, interestingly, is one of the few tasks that I would trust Generative AI with.

  3. elDog Silver badge

    It would be a shame to have all that land, water, energy, technology, human effort wasted.

    (Looking for the sarcasm thingee.)

    I see dystopian pictures of tumbleweeds rolling by huge rusting/decaying building in the middle of nowhere. I also see a lot of governments (small and large) being left with huge holes in their budgets and nobody can find the original investors or their attorneys.

    1. Mimsey Borogove

      Re: It would be a shame to have all that land, water, energy, technology, human effort wasted.

      I see dystopian pictures of tumbleweeds rolling by huge rusting/decaying building in the middle of nowhere. I also see a lot of governments (small and large) being left with huge holes in their budgets and nobody can find the original investors or their attorneys.

      I am almost 100% sure that that's what will happen. And there will be lots of holes in lots of budgets. I talked to my "finance guy" the other week and told him I don't want my money going to anything involving crypto or AI. He said that avoiding AI is difficult, since almost all companies are doing something with it. With only 5% of users actually paying for it (per Ed at www.wheresyoured.at), where are the AI companies expecting all this growth to come from? Will they be able to get everyone so addicted to it that they'll be willing to pay the stupendous amounts it actually costs to run?

      All the municipalities that are turning against data centers in their back yards will be so glad they did, to avoid your dystopian future.

  4. Filippo Silver badge

    >Goldman Sachs warns that datacenter investments may fail to pay off if the industry is unable to monetize AI models, but hedges its bets by saying that demand could also overwhelm available capacity by 2030.

    "It might go very bad, or it might go very well. Or it might go just bad, or just well. Unless it goes so-so."

    And someone got paid, probably a lot of money, to write this?

    1. Kurgan Silver badge

      No, it was made by AI. I'm quite sure about it.

    2. Roland6 Silver badge

      >Goldman Sachs warns that datacenter investments may fail to pay off if the industry is unable to monetize AI models

      Sounds rational, given the increasing lack of evidence of service improvements.

      > but hedges its bets by saying that demand could also overwhelm available capacity by 2030.

      Also sounds reasonable; the hype is driving up “demand”: you mustn’t miss this bandwagon…

      As we know there is a lengthening lead time on both building datacentres (construction lead-times) and filling them with “AI” ready servers (chip production lead times and shortages).

      So both statements look like being true.

      Bottom line 1: if you haven’t already got your AI datacentre up and running, you’ve largely missed the bandwagon and being able to cash-in on it.

      Bottom line 2: unless you have a clearly identified opportunity for AI, best place a watching brief on it and just focus on improving your customer focus and experience, which will probably deliver greater margin improvement and retention than upsetting everything in the rush to implement AI everywhere.

  5. Throg

    Vampire Squid hedging their bets? You don’t say!

  6. trevorde Silver badge

    Better investment

    Tulips!

    1. Rich 11

      Re: Better investment

      Threelips!

      Oops, sorry, I thought we were doing generative AI.

      1. Paul Crawford Silver badge
        Gimp

        Re: Better investment

        I prefer degenerate AI

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Who needs Goldman Sachs?

    Any fule no it's:

    1) get AI

    2) profit

  8. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Gee...

    ...you think?

  9. xyz123 Silver badge

    Many LLMs are actually BETTER on a local machine. They're slightly slower than when the 'free' AI isn't under peak load, but faster than when it is under load from millions of queries.

    Also Local LLMS are as censored as you want them to be......no US company deciding that today pictures of cucumbers are too racy to be generated.

  10. druck Silver badge
    Devil

    Build up

    They need to be building taller bit barns for the investors to throw themselves off when the bubble bursts, you aren't going to get a decent splat from the current designs.

    1. Roland6 Silver badge

      Re: Build up

      Well given, the sorts of technology being discussed such as satellites beaming sunlight to earth. Could explore using the lower temperatures of the atmosphere (mesosphere and below) as a source of cold air for cooling…

      This would require some very tall structures which could have lifts attached, I think these might provide a suitable jumping point…

  11. Norm DePlume

    Analysts advise that tossed coin might land on heads.

    But there is the possibility of it also landing on tails.

  12. LBJsPNS Silver badge

    The hell you say. No wonder G-S is so revered for something or another. Their prognostication is stunning, don't you think?

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