The Register Home Page

back to article Welcome to America - now show us your last five years of social media posts

The next time someone visits the US, customs may ask to see their passport, their Facebook feed, and all of their Instagram posts. The United States maintains a list of 42 countries whose citizens are allowed to enter without a visa, but visitors from those nations may soon have to provide five years' worth of their social media …

  1. IGotOut Silver badge
    Mushroom

    Hey Trump

    ....here is my answer.

    Go fuck yourself, you narcissistic sack of shit.

    Good, now hopefully Im barred from the USA.

    Canada, still love you guys.

    1. alain williams Silver badge

      Re: Hey Trump

      Does El-Reg count as social media ? I have always thought of it as a techies forum where we occasionally stray into other areas, not social media.

      I do not do farcebook, instagram, etc so I suspect that me putting "None" would immediately flag me as suspicious.

      Email addresses: I have hundreds, I usually trivially generate one every time I buy something on-line or register something like their-company-name@a-domain-of-mine.

      If they do trawl friends with gmail, microsoft, etc addresses they will see my derision of Trump and support of Palestine -- either of which would probably make me persona non grata.

      1. Pete 2 Silver badge

        Re: Hey Trump

        > Email addresses: I have hundreds

        Those of us whose internet presence sports a mailer that accepts anything@domainname.TLD could legitimately claim to have a nearly infinite number of email addresses. I wonder if they require hard copies of each one, or just a few TB of data?

        1. Edward Ashford

          Re: Hey Trump

          The BBC report identifies "How do I provide this data?" as one of the unanswered questions.

          What about Facebook likes? Maybe they just ask Zuck for that stuff once they have your username?

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Hey Trump

            I’m sure it will feed into some bullshit AI system.

            Perhaps ‘The Machine’ as portrayed in Person of Interest.

            1. Sven Coenye
              Unhappy

              Re: Hey Trump

              or, given those involved, Samaritan...

        2. Edward Ashford

          Re: Hey Trump

          Definitely hard copy. They can use the Trump Balls up I mean Ballroom to store it all.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Hey Trump, Ballroom to store it

            Don't be silly, they wouldn't use the Ballroom to store it. They'll put it in the bathrooms next to the boxes of Top Secret files.

            1. seldom

              Re: Hey Trump, Ballroom to store it

              Or Joe's garage (not the Frank Zappa one).

      2. Taliesinawen
        IT Angle

        Re: Hey Trump

        > Does El-Reg count as social media ? I have always thought of it as a techies forum where we occasionally stray into other areas, not social media.

        Such as fapping off over Donald Trump or Elon Musk %

        1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
          Coffee/keyboard

          Re: Hey Trump

          Such as fapping off over Donald Trump or Elon Musk

          Do you mind?!?! Some of us have just eaten!

      3. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

        Re: Hey Trump

        > Does El-Reg count as social media ?

        Well it's now a US company so I imagine if they were asked if we had an account, El Reg might not have a lot of say in the matter.

        Fortunately there's a few Alain Williams around, and we in the Cupboard family are legion.

      4. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Same here

        plus no Google presence, no MS account.

        IF.... and that is a big IF I go to the USA again, I'll take a clean phone and laptop. Everything else I need would be in my private cloud and the ICE goons can go to hell before I give them details of that.

        Oh well, El Salvador here I come.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Same here

          I would however recommend their new Mobile Passport Control app for that clean phone.

          Works well.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Same here

          If it's clean it'll be instantly suspicious.

          Having a phone with only a curated but plausible history is hard work.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Same here

            As long as everything is in Russian, it should be compliant with the requirements go get immediate entry.

    2. VoiceOfTruth Silver badge

      Re: Hey Trump

      It is worth mentioning that Trump, as a convicted felon, would most likely not be allowed entry into the USA if he was not an American citizen. We should block him throughout Europe. Keep criminals out.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Hey Trump

        When the US sends its government, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing far-right Nazism, they’re bringing corruption, they’re rapists, and none, we can safely assume, are good people.

      2. drankinatty

        Re: Hey Trump

        We will gladly extradite him to the Hague after the war-crimes charges are brought over the strikes in the Caribbean and Pacific. We'll even give him the old one-finger solute on the way out reminding him of how many friends he had before his dog died...

        1. Col_Panek

          Re: Hey Trump

          Maybe he can get his pal Putin for a cellmate.

    3. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

      Re: Hey Trump

      > Canada, still love you guys.

      Well, when you fly to Canada be sure to take a direct flight. I know of someone who was "deported" from the US without even arriving, technically - while flying from Auckland to Vancouver, in transit at LAX. That was a over a decade ago - pre trump, pre Obama even.

      Oh and make sure your flight doesn't have engine trouble too, because I know of someone else with schizophrenia who had to make a forced stop in Saudia Arabia while en-route from UK to Australia. I think this one was in the news in Oz, he was in jail for some time.

      Actually, best make sure you're not even crossing their airspace, in case Trump decides to take a page from Putin's playbook: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryanair_Flight_4978.

      And although that's all pretty awful, consider how much worse it would be trying to take the boat from Venezuala.

      1. isdnip

        Re: Hey Trump

        There was a case that got pretty good publicity this fall about a woman transiting from Mexico to Canada at LAX. La Migra arrested her and kept her in one of their dungeons for a while before pressure got her let out. Their excuse was that they didn't think she was really in transit and planned to work illegally in California. You know, arrest on pre-crime, even though she had a ticket out.

        FWIW, Trump's real esnake career was failing and he got famous again when Mark Burnett cast him as the tycoon on The Apprentice (Warren Buffett wasn't interested). Burnett had struck it rich pitching a version of Europe's Robinson Island to US TV, who called it Survivor. Burnett was English. He had vacationed in Mexico and had a transit stop in Los Angeles. He didn't get on the plane home, and snuck out and found work in LA even though he was an "illegal alien". But he was white so he wasn't deported. And come to think of it, Malaria herself was working illegally in the US when Trump picked her to replace Marla.

      2. anothercynic Silver badge

        Re: Hey Trump

        It depends on the airport and the country.

        In Europe, I am aware of Copenhagen Airport where they required a transit visa because of the way the airport is laid out (you can't actually get from one side of the airport to another gate unless you enter the country/airport). I don't know whether that has changed in the last 15 years, but at the time it caused absolute drama because the Danish border police were not amused by the fact that they had to now babysit someone until the departing flight was ready to close doors. Only then did the airport people send a car for a gate-to-aircraft door transfer that was officially airside.

        In LAX, Air New Zealand, when they moved from Terminal 2 (where they provided the Koru Lounge to Virgin Atlantic passengers etc) to the Tom Bradley international terminal (the massive one where all A380s end up), notified passengers that there was no sterile 'airside' space/lounge, and that those flying to/from NZ to/from LHR would be required to enter the US for transit processing. That pretty much killed ANZ for me, especially because they'd stopped their AKL-HKG-LHR flight a few years before, so you *had* to go via LAX. :-/

        In South Africa, you had a similar thing - The flights done for BA by Comair went from the domestic terminal, not the international one. That meant you had to officially enter South Africa too, despite being just a transit passenger from [insert departure airport] to [ultimate destination airport in other country] because Johannesburg was *the* hub airport in Southern Africa and everyone flew there.

        A lot of these things are historical... bad/outdated airport layouts, opportunities to cash in on transit visas, legal requirements based on old airline/intergovernmental treaty agreements... the list goes on. So yes folks... there are weird and wonderfully wacky combinations that catch you out when you least expect.

        1. druck Silver badge

          Re: Hey Trump

          It was the same when we few back from Auckland to London via New York (16 hours on a 787, but luckily with sky couches), had to go through immigration to get to another terminal, which took so long we almost missed the connecting flight. Canada next time, no matter what the extra cost.

          1. Col_Panek

            Re: Hey Trump

            We went through Atlanta, same deal, but it was crazy quick. We had a Nexus pass, which is half the price of Global Entry (don't know why) and facial recognition, so breezed through. Of course, we're white.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Hey Trump

              The Nexus pass is only for crossing the Canadian border, just like the SENTRI pass is only for crossing the Mexico border.

        2. Adair Silver badge

          Re: Hey Trump

          Gave up flying NZ-UK via US years ago, apart from one exception about ten years ago. Some improvement in the 'transit hospitality', no improvement in the 'customs inhospitality'. Won't ever be flying via the States again when there are far more pleasant transit experiences to be had via the Eastern routes (Dubai, Singapore, even Hong Kong).

          The US was a 'great' country once (notwithstanding its massive flaws and failings—every nation has those in some form), but it's well and truly in decline now. Not beyond recovery, but if the trend continues it's on the downward slope of decay and rottenness. Still powerful, but flailingly wildly in the hands of self-serving money-grubbers. What damage might they do, to their people and to the rest of the world? Shame.

      3. Chet Mannly

        Re: Hey Trump

        "in transit at LAX"

        There's no such thing as transit in LAX (or any US airport) anymore. You have to enter the country, go through customs and immigration, then back through the exit process in order to get on your next flight.

        So these changes don't just apply to people who want to enter the country for holidays etc

        1. collinsl Silver badge

          Re: Hey Trump

          They even require you to submit applications for visas or visa-waiver travel to fly through US airspace now, in case your plane is forced to land for some reason.

    4. Tron Silver badge

      Re: Hey Trump

      Happy to have a solid excuse never to set foot in Trumpistan. This is a good reason to say 'no' if your kids want to go to Disneyland. Make sure you cover your bases by being rude about Macron too.

    5. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hey Trump

      Welcome to the USSA also known as Gilead.

  2. JessicaRabbit Silver badge

    I'd say this would put me off going to the land of the unfree but that ship sailed a long long time ago.

    1. VoiceOfTruth Silver badge

      It is regrettable, but I have to agree. I have fond memories of previous visits. But I won't be going back.

      There is a strand of thinking in the USA that can be summarised as: everyone is an enemy. If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear? I don't think so. The right wing religious crowd are the most un-Christian unforgiving bunch of zealots you could encounter.

      American politicians have adopted the mantra of 'the USA or the highway'. Well, I'm taking the highway.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        If the American car you're hitching in is travelling to "Shithole Country" anyway, it's probably better to get off sooner rather than later regardless, then catch the next bus to somewhere preferable.

    2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Why would anyone want to visit a country that enshrines the right to get shot in its constitution?

      1. Someone Else Silver badge

        I'm afraid you misunderstand. The Right to Get Shot is not blackletter law in our Constitution, but rather was imbued into the constitution by the Partisan Antonin Scalia and his Faithful Lapdog Clarence.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      So, what's the message they want to send to would-be-tourists? That they're a country that doesn't want or need them?

      Or that they arrogantly take for granted that *everyone* is so desperate to visit the US that they'll be willing to jump through *any* hoops- however unreasonable- and tolerate the risk of deportation from the "Free" World because of some long-forgotten social media comment from several years back saying something the current regime- or power-abusing Trumpist TSA agent- doesn't like and wants to portray as "anti-American"?

      Rival destinations should certainly be playing off the (entirely legitimate) fear that even "reasonable" tourists risk being treated that way every time they want to visit the US and exercise the "privilege" of handing over their hard-earned cash to Uncle Sam and his disagreeable mates. Then again, they probably don't need to do so, since that possibility seems to be putting people off already.

      Of course, there will always be people who assume they won't be affected, and don't care how shitty the politics or attitudes of the people they're supporting are, so long as they get to visit Disney World or whatever. Until *they* get kicked out anyway because of something they did or didn't say- that they probably didn't even realise was controversial- and there are photos of them with "sad" faces all over the media back home and it eventually starts to seep in with even *those* types that visiting the US isn't worth the risk.

      1. simonlb Silver badge

        It's like the police caution, "Anything you say will be used against you." Something you may have liked or shared on social media a decade ago will potentially be used to condemn you even though you may now no longer agree with that item and have a different viewpoint. This is all just fishing for any excuse to stop you from entering the country, buy why would any sane person put themselves at risk by even trying to travel there?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          That's the point, though- no-one would willingly put themselves in that position with the police in the first place.

          So either they don't want tourists or they're so arrogant they think they'll tolerate such treatment regardless in order to visit "God's" Own Country.

          1. TimMaher Silver badge
            Coat

            Re:- “God’s Own country”

            Why would anyone want to travel to Yorkshire?

            Mines the one without a flat cap in the pocket.

            1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

              Re: “God’s Own country”

              We don't have any border posts. Not even on the borders with Lancashire.

              1. MyffyW Silver badge

                Re: “God’s Own country”

                It's true: as an example of successful multiculturalism Trump should study the Lancashire-Yorkshire dynamic:

                - No Tarriffs

                - No Borders

                - Plenty of Muslims (and other faiths, and no faiths, and the better for it)

                - Gorgeous scenery

                - Ancient animosity consigned to a little bit of gentle ribbing about the dismal prospects of cricket/football/rugby teams

                1. Detective Emil
                  Pint

                  Re: “God’s Own country”

                  And good beer and cheese on both sides of the border.

              2. seldom

                Re: “God’s Own country”

                Big mistake there. Put some up and the home owners insurance will get much cheaper.

        2. Someone Else Silver badge

          [but] why would any sane person put themselves at risk by even trying to travel there?

          The answer to that question is a function of the coefficient of melatonin in the skin for the questioner.

        3. The Organ Grinder's Monkey Bronze badge

          "Anything you say will be used against you." Something you may have liked or shared on social media a decade ago will potentially be used to condemn you..."

          That's not just the US though, is it? That's playing out globally with so-called celebrities & so-called politicians having to issue apologies for things that they said on antisocial media when they were 12. Given that that behaviour seems now to be entrenched as normal & reasonable in the minds of "the voting public" how long before similar practices start appearing at borders of countries that we've always assumed to be rational? (Which is not an assumption that I've ever made about the USA.)

          1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

            You know, there is a reason why Germans are so picky about data protection. We have our experiences from about 90 years ago. And USA citizens learn RIGHT ABOUT NOW why we are that way, the hard way.

        4. Strahd Ivarius Silver badge
          Facepalm

          They don't want to stop you entering the country, they want to jail you and then deport you, to be able to say they are protecting the USA from nefarious strangers.

          And be careful with the list of emails you provide: if any is missing, it will be definitive proof of your evil intents...

          1. collinsl Silver badge

            We're not "strangers" in the US, we're aliens!

  3. JLV Silver badge

    As a Canadian, I only live 35 km from the border. I rather like Washington and Oregon and like to take the train or drive down the coast but will be sitting this out till MAGA is gone.

    It's not just political though. Think about it. Under the current circumstances you could easily run afoul of something or another and be turned back. And then you'd have an entry refusal on your US border records which would make any future trips much more problematic, even years past Trump. Including for non-trivial stuff like medical trips or flying anywhere with a layover in the US. So think of it as an investment to protect your travel capabilities, including to the US.

    Wonder if El Reg counts for social media?

    1. werdsmith Silver badge

      The Register comments are just articles that are open to comments. Not social media.

      You cannot start your own subject by posting a picture of your dinner or a newly decorated Christmas tree. You can’t “friend” or “follow” nor can you build a following.

      I have no account on Faecebook, Twatter(X), Insta, TikTok, Snapchat or any of those other things since I closed one about 10 years ago. I do have some information on LinkedIn because some recruiters insist on it, and GitHub of course.

      “Oh my gaahhd! You don’t don’t have a Facebook account?”

      1. VoiceOfTruth Silver badge

        >> The Register comments are just articles that are open to comments. Not social media.

        I am not sure you are correct. By creating comments you are engaging with other people. I have no doubt another regal declaration, AKA executive order, will define social media as: anything on the internet that anybody posts.

        It is worth noting the American regime wants your email addresses and so on for the last 10 years. That is how long, at least, they have been hoovering up everything to check you against.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          > "I am not sure you are correct [that this forum isn't "social media"]. By creating comments you are engaging with other people."

          I've seen this argument made before and I disagree with it. It's technically correct that we're using "media" for somewhat "social" purposes here. But in practice that's not how the term is commonly used, and I don't recall hearing it before the early-to-mid-2000s rise of the newer person-centric style social networking sites it was first associated with and which it was presumably felt necessary to apply a new label to, as distinct from the older, simpler, discussion-centric web forums like the one we're using here.

          Of course, regardless, this is all academic and won't cut any ice with the US government or a TSA agent that wants to interpret or define it otherwise, as widely and loosely as possible- which they certainly will.

          Particularly if they're fishing for as much as possible to give them an arbitrary excuse to punish someone they don't like. (Which most likely will include any conflating criticism of the current Trump regime or anything resembling support for their political opponents with anti-American views).

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            ... won't cut any ice with the US government or a TSA agent that wants to interpret or define it otherwise ...

            No, it will definitely not.

            It is my understanding that the chap sitting in the admissions booth has the last say with respect to your entering the US.

            Options include getting sent back to where you came from, forcibly moved to a holding cell or subjected to a search of sorts.

            The option may well depend on his humour, most particularly if they did not get laid the night before.

            No need to risk going through all that shit.

            .

        2. an it guy

          I have a problem with this last 10 years thing.

          I have definitely created email addresses in the last 10 years that I've forgotten about and no longer use. We're they useful ? Sure I created one specifically for dating and via a site I met my now wife on. I certainly can't accurately remember that email address as it was meant to be a throwaway address because someone had been stalky enough that the police had to get involved (not entirely their fault - they were on medication - and had a condition that made this more likely, but certainly not advertised on their profile).

          Not that I've any intention to travel to the land of the (previously) "free" even though I know a good many people there. The current administration has made that basically not worth doing

          1. VoiceOfTruth Silver badge

            Here's the thing with your forgotten email address: the fact that you have forgotten it will likely be considered 'being evasive', 'hiding information', 'non-disclosure of required information', or some other reason to 'investigate further'.

            Whether you or I like it or not, all of our details are in an American database right now. Every known person in the world. And any new snippet of information that gets discovered will be added to it.

        3. Tron Silver badge

          Is El Reg social media?

          Well it allows people to post and share, so it might get a cash demand from the UKG at some point for not checking our ages and confirming out identities.

          1. Korev Silver badge

            Re: Is El Reg social media?

            Chronological age or mental age?

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        “Oh my gaahhd! You don’t don’t have a Facebook account?”

        My in-laws are Japanese and have been living in Brazil for decades. Every few years, they return to Japan for family visits and (I suspect) binge eating in kaiten-zushi restaurants.

        They are eligible for ESTA, but since Trump I they avoid traveling through the USA due to the uncertainty -- they believe _something_ may happen and they won't be able to explain themselves (I am old and Japanese).

        I used to visit some colleagues at universities there, but I'll take a reverse-sabbatical. I never had any issues with the law, but what they have there now is not sane -- and I refuse to have a social network, therefore I am suspicious as hell.

      3. Uncle Slacky Silver badge

        > “Oh my gaahhd! You don’t don’t have a Facebook account?”

        I do - or rather, did, since FB don't think I'm a real person unless I film my face and head for them (which I wasn't about to do). As a result they sent me an email a few days ago telling me my account is now permanently closed (amusingly, with a "click here to log in to FB" button underneath the message).

        1. anothercynic Silver badge

          You got that too? I didn't do a video, I posted a grainy shot to them with me flashing them the middle finger. AI doesn't do that, neither does a bot ;-)

          But yes, Facebook is well on its way out for me too.

          1. Uncle Slacky Silver badge

            I think they've let AI loose on their membership, I guess I wasn't active enough in the "right" ways and blocked their ads (I was using Fluff Busting Purity and Ublock Origin to make FB vaguely usable). The few comments and posts I made were also decidedly anti-Trump in character, which might also have had something to do with it.

            It's likely that no human was involved in the process (and I expect nobody saw your middle finger either).

            1. anothercynic Silver badge

              FBP is such a godsend... When I see the amount of rubbish it filters out before I get the real content, no wonder FB is a cesspit these days.

            2. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

              Facebook killed my account years ago, because I'd not logged in for a couple of months (only had the account to see family photos and rarely posted) - so logging in with the right password only got me to a screen demanding a copy of my passport. Nah.

              Worse though, it means I can't close the account. At which point I can't even tell the US government that I don't have a social media account, because one may still exist. I'd have to create a new FB account to search FB for my old account and see if it's still there... Or I suppose I could talk to a person and ask one of the rellies to check. But speaking to people... Yuck! How very last century...

              I did have a Myspace account, if that helps. But I can't even remember what email address I used to set it up, let alone what my password was.

              That leaves me with El Reg, or I guess creating a Twitter account or something. I can't imagine getting in without something to show them.

              My brother lives over there now, so I actually have reason to go. I could risk it, and rely on Colorado having a nicer quality of immigration official. I let my Mum go first on my last visit, and the immigration guy noticed we were together and invited me up to process us together. He even smiled at us both, and was pleasant. Not had that at immigration anywhere else. Maybe it's because Mum was getting assistance to go through the airport - so we got nicer treatment because we turned up on a golf cart? I definitely recommend travelling with an 85 year-old for the benefits of being taken to the front of every queue. But sadly she's decided the trip is too much now, so next time I'm on my own.

      4. VBF

        Same here

        I'm the same...just don't "do" social media - something that younger people simply cannot comprehend.

        1. Someone Else Silver badge

          Re: Same here

          You're right, they can't...at least not here, not now. But we should check in on the yout' of Australia in the next couple of years. They might get it then.

    2. Missing Semicolon Silver badge

      sitting this out till MAGA is gone

      According to TFA, this has been brewing across several presidencies. Don't hold your breath on the policy expiring with the current incumbent's term.

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: sitting this out till MAGA is gone

        Maybe, maybe not. The next few presidents are very likely going to have to put a lot of effort into restoring the country's good name with the rest of the world.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: sitting this out till MAGA is gone

          You're joking, right? As long as the US has the biggest army and the will to use it to further their goals, they won't give a crap what other countries think of them.

          1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

            Re: sitting this out till MAGA is gone

            The army will want paying. That needs money. Acquiring money needs trade. Trade is hard when you've pissed off all your potential customers.

            American exceptionalism might make you feel good but it doesn't pay the bills.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: sitting this out till MAGA is gone

              Money can be printed.

    3. jonfr400

      Television reception

      I guess you can get television signal from United States at that distance. That might be enough to stay away from United States for the next few years until a new country is established to replace United States.

      1. druck Silver badge

        Re: Television reception

        Gilead?

        1. jonfr400

          Re: Television reception

          I don't know what is going to be the temporary country. I don't think its going to be anything good though.

  4. nematoad Silver badge

    Pulling out the old foot-gun?

    ... but visitors from those nations may soon have to provide five years' worth of their social media history in order to gain entry.

    Well that's me stuffed. I have never had any "social media" accounts so I would have to try and prove a negative.

    Not that I have any burning desire to visit the US but this sort of nonsense would definitely put me off and, I suspect, it will a lot of people.

    Has there been any sign that Russia is going to be treated more leniently that the UK and the EU? Putin definitely seems to be on Trump's Christmas card list.

    If I ever made a trip to North America, Canada would be the place I would choose.

    1. find users who cut cat tail
      Big Brother

      Re: Pulling out the old foot-gun?

      If you do not have social media (like many of us here), you must surely be a TERRURRIST or something. If you had nothing to hide, you would spend your days blathering about yourself like any upright citizen, comrade. So best not even try…

      1. the spectacularly refined chap Silver badge

        Re: Pulling out the old foot-gun?

        That is merely channelling George W. His great priority was The War Against Tourism, when he wasn't busy being proud of being a merkin.

        1. Someone Else Silver badge

          Re: Pulling out the old foot-gun?

          (I saw what you did there...) :-)

      2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Pulling out the old foot-gun?

        Well "tourist" sounds enough like "terrorist" that the knuck-draggers in charge think they are the same thing.

        After all, the latest immigrant bans from "3rd world" countries is based on the murders of two National Guards by an Afghan immigrant which the USA invited into the USA for services rendered. There's no plausible link between the murders and the response other than to compare with other dictatorships using any pretext to remove more and more freedoms and consolidate government authority

    2. localzuk Silver badge

      Re: Pulling out the old foot-gun?

      No social media? Why do you hate American tech companies so much? Obviously, you'd be banned for not allowing them to make money off you so far...

  5. Pete 2 Silver badge

    Broader border?

    > Welcome to America

    Would that be the Federated Capitalist Republic of America or another part of that continent.

    (presumably this social media post puts me on the "special" list, now)

    1. an it guy

      Re: Broader border?

      Nah, it's the land of the Capitalist Republic American Party

  6. Mishak Silver badge

    Just have to hope...

    ... my flight to Canada isn't diverted.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Just have to hope...

      "Just have to hope my flight to Canada isn't diverted."

      I seem to remember something about the USA having "powers" over any flights that pass within a certain distance of the USA borders and so some direct flights from other countries to parts of Canada and Mexico can be required to land in USA if there are "persons of interest" on board them or those persons might be prevented from boarding such flights in the 1st place.

  7. Sir Sham Cad

    Oh well.

    I called DJT a Cockwomble on Twitter a few years ago so that's me banned from Leftpondia forever.

    In the immortal words of Hercule Poirot: Dommage.

    1. Someone Else Silver badge

      Re: Oh well.

      Hey, you're still safe -- our Orange-utan cannot pronounce "cockwomble" without taking several tries at it, and wouldn't know what it is anyway.

  8. Michael

    emails

    10 year of email addresses? I doubt I could remember all of mine. I certainly don't keep a record of them all.

    What's the intent here? If they arrest you at a later date and spot a mistake on the form you filled din before arrival they have a case to lock you up?

    I mean criminals will just break the law. It's only going to inconvenience people who choose to visit America. Fortunately there is plenty of the world out with the USA t visit. I do wonder how many academic conferences will migrate to Canada or elsewhere as people decide they just can't be bothered with all the hoops to jump through.

    1. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Re: emails

      > 10 year of email addresses? I doubt I could remember all of mine. I certainly don't keep a record of them all.

      Guaranteed I can't remember mine.

      Since beginning from my first personal 'Net connection with Demon, I've always used catch-all emails with a domain, so every registration, online shop, random interaction has used a different email. But as I didn't get around to buying "my own" domain until very recently, I've lost a few domains over the decade (and others before that) and therefore all of those email addresses. A few of the more useful registrations would be updated for continuity, but on the whole didn't bother (this is at least my fourth El Reg "identity" IIRC). And as there was no point in keeping track of email addresses that were no longer usable...

    2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: emails

      "how many academic conferences will migrate to Canada or elsewhere as people decide they just can't be bothered with all the hoops to jump through."

      Already happened. I await with interest the fun as footie fans travel to and between the USA, Mexico and Canada for the World Cup. Trump has already politicised it by making thinly veiled threat without evidence to force matched held in blue cities to be moved to places with more reddish tinge. The FIFA "peace prize" was obviously an ego stroke in an attempt to distract Trump.

  9. Boris the Cockroach Silver badge
    Unhappy

    Well thats

    me buggered.

    I'm on farcebork , mostly to stay in contact with friends spread to the 4 corners of the earth (yeah I'm a square earthist*)

    And most of them are either centerist or left leaning, even the right leaning guys look at trump and say "what an orange cockwomble"

    So now the US government wants to trawl my social media posts in case I've said anything nasty about the current shit shower that claims to be the US government.

    I can scream 'first amendment' all I like but as a non US citizen, I dont have those rights unless I'm on US soil.... but my friends ARE US citizens, and its a very nice way to find out which US citizens support the current white house occupant(when hes not tearing half of it down and covering the rest in some fake gold tat) completely infringing their rights under the first amendment.

    *flat earth is so yesterday.

    1. Rafael #872397
      Joke

      Re: Well thats

      To decide whether to downvote you, please let me know if you're a square earthist or a cube earthist. The right number of corners is 8!!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The right number of corners

        I think maybe they were confused. Surely, insisting on there being four corners would make them a tetrahedral earthist. Handily, this would also mean that there are four sides (faces), thus minimising any confusing use of too many different numbers :-)

        /ob But don't mention the edges.

        1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

          Re: The right number of corners

          "But don't mention the edges."

          Don't even go near them. You might fall off.

        2. Bebu sa Ware Silver badge
          Facepalm

          Re: The right number of corners

          The planet is credibly an oblate spheroid but Trumpisstan always was a Möbius strip (everything has only one side) but is now, reflecting the topology of DJT's feat of shoving his head so far up his own arse so that it emerged from the other end, a Klein bottle.

          Oh dear. I suppose I shan't ever be visiting Hawaii now.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Well thats

        > The right number of corners is 8!!

        3.434359 x 10^168186 corners is *rather* more than I was expecting.

        1. Paul Kinsler

          Re: 3.434359 x 10^168186 corners is *rather* more than I was expecting.

          But at least we might be grateful that it's fewer than TREE(3) corners.

          1. Michael Strorm Silver badge

            TREE(1) = 1, TREE(2) = 3, TREE(3) = "Boy, that escalated quickly"

            Well, yeah, but it's harder to contrive a joke around "misunderstanding" someone's punctuation with that one. ;-)

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The trouble with boycotting early …

    … (when the TSA was established in 2001) is that I'm denied the smugness I'd experience by boycotting in response to this malign stupidity.

    Yup. Dommage covers it.

  11. A. Coatsworth
    Mushroom

    >>social media vetting for 'anti-American activity'

    Somewhere, senator McCarthy is looking up from Hell, and smiling.

  12. Ken Hagan Gold badge

    To borrow a phrase ... SAD!

    " vetting for 'anti-American activity' "

    Pretty much every president in my lifetime would have condemned that very phrase as being un-American.

    1. Excused Boots Silver badge

      Re: To borrow a phrase ... SAD!

      Except one.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: To borrow a phrase ... SAD!

      It certainly is if you judge them by their purported ideals.

      But the irony is that the phrase "un-American" itself, and the context in which it was first used- the "House Un-American Activities Committee"- isn't any better in that respect. If anything it sounds even *more* Orwellian and reminiscent of the language used by the type of totalitarian communist regimes they supposedly wanted to define themselves against.

      In other words, "un-American" might be just about the most "un-American" expression ever. Or, then again, it may well be unintentionally appropriate.

    3. collinsl Silver badge

      Re: To borrow a phrase ... SAD!

      Including:

      Franklin D Roosevelt

      Harry S Truman

      Dwight D Eisenhower

      John F Kennedy

      Lyndon B Johnson

      Richard M Nixon

      Gerald R Ford

      ?

      The House Un-American Activities Committee sat for all or part of all of those Presidential terms.

  13. Emjay111

    Uncertain times ahead

    I live around 10Km from the border, and on my journey to work, I pass a couple of variable message signs which give an indication of delays at the three nearest land border crossings. Prior to the recent White House incumbent taking office, the delays could be typically 20 minutes but often much higher.

    I've noticed that since Jan 2025, the delays are NEVER over 5 minutes, so there is (as official statistics prove) a severe downturn in day trips, commercial goods, and holidaymakers going south.

    I'd always wanted to do a road trip through BC, The Yukon, and into Alaska to drive to the Arctic ocean along the Dalton Highway. That's on hold indefinitely.

    1. Excused Boots Silver badge

      Re: Uncertain times ahead

      Apparently visits from Canada to the US is down for ten consecutive months; what might that be? And it’s not just Canada.

      I doubt that many Canadians, are trying to infiltrate the US, plan terrorist cells, etc. Probably they just want to visit, have a good time, spend money and boost your local economy. Fine!

      Except now they are perceived as ‘not welcome, jog on’. I need to double check the reference but apparently the US is the only country in the world to have experience a big decrease in tourism this year. Why?

    2. anothercynic Silver badge

      Re: Uncertain times ahead

      Canadians used to *love* to visit Florida (snowbird, summer heat, you get the drift) and Vegas.

      Florida pretty much saw their Canadian visitors evaporate after Drumf decided to slap tariffs on Canada, and Canada went "FUVM" with their money. So places like the Bahamas, Bermuda, Mexico (especially Mexico after Drumf did the same to them, and Canadians went "you're our people") and Europe saw a big influx in Canadian tourists.

      Vegas has also seen a big downturn to the point that the tourism board is trying to persuade Canadians to go back. But they won't. They've been mortally insulted by the orange turd and his weirdoes in the White House.

  14. Omnipresent Silver badge

    how very

    Russian.

    1. Jim_E

      Re: how very

      The information the Russians wanted was not nearly as much as the orange clown wants. Their airport security was a good deal less threatening than the TSA too.

  15. K.S. Bhaskar

    Don't come to the United States unless you have to

    That's the advice I have been giving to all my international friends. Wait till the insanity ends, which I hope it will in the not too distant future.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Don't come to the United States unless you have to

      Wait till the insanity ends, which ...

      Will, sooner than later, get much (much) worse.

      And as a direct consequence, move whatever timeline you imagine further on.

      Maybe a generation.

      Or two.

      .

    2. anothercynic Silver badge

      Re: Don't come to the United States unless you have to

      Except it won't end. Sorry to have to disabuse you of that notion.

  16. may_i Silver badge

    Letting the cat out of the bag

    It's an interesting admission from the US that all they need is your identifiers to find all the data about you that they've intercepted from the Internet and added to their data lake.

    If anyone needed confirmation that the US spies on everything everyone does on the Internet, this is it.

    It saddens me to know that I'll never visit the US again. I have some good friends who live there, but I won't ever be visiting them at home again. The mad orange king's racism and delusions have put paid to any desire to visit.

  17. Infused

    Reciprocated

    Hopefully other countries will apply the same level of scrutiny to American tourists. The era of globalism is truly over. The world is going to get a lot I think.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Reciprocated

      An attractive idea, but shooting ourselves in the foot too doesn't "show them".

  18. Nematode Bronze badge

    Bovvered?

    Am I bovvered? Nah.

    Short version: I was born in the US of UK parents and left at age 4. Birth in the US confers US citizenhood, which in turn imposes on all US citizens the requirement to file tax returns in the US, every year, even if there is no US income. It's called citizen-based-taxation, and the only other country which does that is Eritrea.

    So a few years back I retired, then got seriously ill (and I mean seriously) and whilst trying to recover my bank suddenly flagged up that as I was a US citizen I had to comply with the "FATCA" international agreement. With a reasonable pension fund and bank accounts at risk, I had to go through the palaver of 5 years of IRS returns (costly as it's impossible without a US-certified tax accountant) and an expatriation request so that I could quit their nonsense. Fortunately the tax "due" was below a $25,000 threshold below which they waived it. Cr@pping myself until that point, I already had PTSD from the emergency illness trauma.

    So, once expatriated I decided they could stuff their damned country and they would never get another penny from me even as a tourist. If I ever go across the pond again, it'll be to Canada.

    So this doesn't bovver me at all. Talk to the hand because the face ain't listenin.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Bovvered?

      The worst thing is that, even if you didn't ask for that "privilege" of citizenship, and want to relinquish it because you have no intention of ever using it- which I'd probably want to do if I were in your position- you still have to pay them a fee to do so. ($2350, apparently).

      1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Bovvered?

        I wonder if making such a demand in the UK would fall foul of modern anti-slavery legislation as it sounds an awful lot of having to buy your own freedom.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Bovvered?

          "I wonder if making such a demand in the UK would fall foul of modern anti-slavery legislation as it sounds an awful lot of having to buy your own freedom."

          Doesn't the UK government effectively do this for people in Northern Ireland who, under the terms of the Good Friday Agreement, decide they're an Irish citizen and not a UK citizen? The UK Home Office does not appear to recognise this GFA right.

          There was a court case several years ago (before Brexit) where a NI woman (holding only an Irish passport and as per GFA decided she was Irish only) wanted her (USA citizen) husband to move to NI, which EU law permitted, but the UK Home Office "decided" she was British and so wouldn't let her husband couldn't move to NI. The Home Office did suggest she could formally give up her UK citizenship but she refused to give up something that she said she didn't have in the first place.

      2. Uncle Slacky Silver badge

        Re: Bovvered?

        And even then they're not bound to accept your request (e.g. if they think you have an ulterior motive, like to avoid tax).

        Hopefully they'll make good on the recent threat to remove US citizenship from dual citizens for free...

      3. Nematode Bronze badge

        Re: Bovvered?

        Yep, $2350 is right. They hiked it from $450 a few years ago as so many were expatriating and saw an opportunity. Moves afoot to reduce to $450 again, though any fee is a discouragement to expatriating which is every US citizen's right. Should be free. Whole shebang cost me around £15k, mostly professional fees. Glad I'm out of it all.

        1. Detective Emil
          Go

          Re: Bovvered?

          Only £485 to renounce British citizenship. Bargain! (I'm holding my fire …)

  19. Nematode Bronze badge

    Obvious question: since all social media are US-company-owned I would have thought the US govt would hardly need to ask you to see your history? The Orange Manbaby could simply ask his billionaire mates to AI their postings databases and indicate anyone dodgy.

    1. Dr. G. Freeman

      It's so they can tie the information in the social media's (and the backup copy the three letter agencies have) database of "Joebloggs1471" social media to an actual "Bloggs, Joe A. passport number xxxxxx", and so plug it it into other databases with that information for whatever reason they want it for.

  20. Michael Hoffmann Silver badge
    Facepalm

    And if you (truthfully) state that you don't have any social media accounts, and haven't had any (I quit FB close on 10 years ago and don't even have the account info anymore), you get deported for lying at best and handed over to ICE thugs at worst?

    I could only give them LinkedIn, and the drone at passport control would prolly go "what's that?"

    1. anothercynic Silver badge

      Enter the US via Canada or Ireland. Then instead of being handed off to ICE, you walk away from the TSA checkpoint back to *real* freedom... not the fake, orange-coloured 'freedom' that Drumf and his friends sell their people.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Thanks - useful pro tip.

        Is that at all Canadian airports or just a few?

        1. anothercynic Silver badge

          The major transit airports should all have TSA pre-clearance, so Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa... :-)

          Dublin and Shannon both have TSA pre-clearance, Shannon from the BA1 (the London City to JFK flight) days.

  21. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    It hasn't slipped my memory that for years US govts. turned a blind eye to those supporting terrorism in the UK. Terrorism that killed a lot of people including a few I'd met. Terrorism that bombed my place of work. So I recognise a prime example of hypocrisy when I see it.

    1. Mog_X

      Yes, it was noticable after 9/11 that fundraising for 'the cause' in places like Boston diminished, as they finally realised what terrorism looked like.

      1. Cris E

        Terrorism is as terrorism does, so tipping a pint to the green in the name of Famine emigrees really doesn't feel much like driving a plane into a building. Funny what proximity can do. Hopefully proximity to an outright police state will get some Americans off their butts and take some of this seriously.

  22. IGotOut Silver badge

    Hopefully...

    ...the UK will do the same, if we are unfortunate enough for him not to drop dead in the next few years.

    I imagine him coining to the UK to vidt his pretty little gold course, only to be taken into customs, interrogated for 24 hours over his hate for the UK and Europe, then sent back cattle class back to the US....in handcuffs.

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Hopefully...

      ... and don't forget the leg-irons.

    2. KarMann Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Hopefully...

      Do they make handcuffs small enough, though?

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
        Coffee/keyboard

        Re: Hopefully...

        Bastard! You owe me one --------->

  23. Long John Silver Silver badge
    Pirate

    Workarounds?

    To show willing, one must open some social media accounts under one's true identity and post harmless, inane remarks. It's better not to show support for any US political faction, e.g. nice things said about Trump may alienate a subsequent Administration.

    Similarly, for email. Google should fit the bill.

    An additional precaution when entering/re-entering the USA, the UK, and some other places, is to remove all non-essential information (including dodgy contacts) from mobile devices. Prior to travel, encrypted versions can be placed in store on the Internet (e.g. in storage provided for a free ProtonMail account opened under an assumed name). Upon passing border controls, restore what's needed.

    If likely to be stopped and searched beyond the border, place immediately needed information in 'VeraCrypt' "deniable' container files.

    To further cover one's tracks, place religious material (e.g. Christian Zionism) on one's devices. Perhaps, some benign contributions to associated social media would help. Whatever unfamiliar group is joined, an 'AI' can spout plausible nonsense to make one look genuine.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Workarounds?

      Only useful if you had the foresight to open those accounts 5+ years ago. Brand new innocuous "socials" accounts is probably more suspicious than having none.

  24. DS999 Silver badge

    I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

    Having a bunch of empty seats in World Cup matches would make Trump look real bad since the reason would be out in the open, and there's no way he could blame THAT on Biden!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

      As long as he himself gets some medals and trophies, all is well. He won't even have to sleep through the games.

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Trollface

        Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

        There are 3 "Golden" awards at the end of the tournament. Expect Trump you to be awarded all of them

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_World_Cup_awards

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

          Speaking of gold, new fast-track "Trump Gold Card" immigration for the low low price of only $1m. But wait! There's more.... Coming soon, the Trump Platinum Card! "We'll sell loads" said Trump.

      2. IGotOut Silver badge

        Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

        Well a overtly corrupt organisation just gave the convicted criminal a peace prize, so expect more of the same.

        1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
          Trollface

          Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

          Infantino[FIFA] Prize for Literature goes to Donald J Trump, for his prose on Truth Social

          Infantino[FIFA] Prize for Medicine goes to Donald J Trump for his disinfectant treatment for Covid

          Infantino[FIFA] Prize for Economics goes to Donald J Trump for his Import Tariffs

          Infantino[FIFA] Prize for Chemistry goes to Donald J Trump for his secret fake tan formula

          Infantino[FIFA] Prize for Physics goes to Donald J Trump for his $92billion "Golden Age" investment in AI and Energy will mean we'll finally have practical Fusion Energy

          1. Cris E

            Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

            > Infantino[FIFA] Prize for Chemistry goes to Donald J Trump for his secret fake tan formula

            Just want to point out that there's *nothing* secret about that fake tan. Wow, just horrible. Seriously, can no one speak to this man about his appearance? Fat, naked, orange emperor is sad and needs someone to step in to give him a little dignity in his dotage.

            1. DS999 Silver badge

              Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

              If there was one curse I wish I could inflict on Trump, it would be that he knows exactly what everyone around him says about him behind his back.

              If he knew how ridiculed he was by literally everyone, he'd probably off himself in a fit of despondency.

    2. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

      Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

      Empty seats? Try an empty pitch - half the teams won't be able to come.

      https://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2025/dec/02/david-squires-on-making-world-cup-great-again-fifa-trump-infantino

    3. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

      I thought fan attendance at the Saudi world cup was going to be bad. Would be funny if nobody wanted to go to the US one as well.

    4. skpirate

      Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

      It's not only being hosted in the USA, so just go to the Canadian or Mexican games instead. Just make sure you take a direct flight that doesn't connect through the USA.

      1. DS999 Silver badge

        Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

        Sure THOSE stadiums will be full. That will make the half filled US stadiums look even more pathetic by comparison.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

          That's what the big AI spend up is for.

          1. DS999 Silver badge

            Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

            Even if they AI'ed a bunch of CGI butts in the seats for the TV broadcasts, literally everyone attending in person will be taking photos / video. The con job would be uncovered via Instagram and Tik Tok posts before the national anthem was sung, and it would be the ultimate Streisand Effect to call everyone's attention to the empty seats.

    5. algol60forever

      Re: I hope this hurts attendance for the World Cup

      I think the ticket prices alone will be enough deterrent. (£3k/final, £5k all matches). Let alone flights/food/hotels.

  25. blu3b3rry Silver badge

    Crikey.

    For such a strongman, the current President does seem to have a bee in his bonnet over what others think of him!

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: Crikey.

      Are you sure? One would have to have massive self confidence to go to such lengths to make people think so ill. Either that or be stupid.

  26. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

    Even thinner skinned

    Being offended by the slighted criticism. Yes, that is Trump logic. Applied to the whole nation a disaster for the free and freedom. When will the first big companies move out? They all have their plans ready to "suddenly" switch their main site to a different country, especially IT related companies. And those plans are not new, some of them have them ready for 20+ years.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Even thinner skinned

      I don't see any of those big companies suffering much from having the arms twisted sooo hard to stop DEI, unions, environmental, fair trade practices. Even being able to compete with each other to parade massive bribes publicly must feel much better that having shady characters passing brown envelopes in seedy bars.

  27. chivo243 Silver badge
    Facepalm

    But, but, but... What do I tell them?

    I don't have any of those accounts... No Gram, No Toc, No FaecesBook. I have logins The Register and one other tech site. Oh, I did have a Slashdot login at the turn of the century, and a login on a now defunct Dating website(not app!) from 16 or 17 years ago, and I certainly wasn't spouting any political gibberish.

    What do I tell them?

    Well, since I'm merkin I guess nothing, but IF I was French or Dutch, what then?

    1. Cris E

      Re: But, but, but... What do I tell them?

      "Dude, I'm 60. I got work, personal, and a junk account and that's about it. I got a moribund FB account to see what my kids were doing 15 years ago, IG to see my daughter's college sports and that's it."

      You really shouldn't need to tell them much. Give them the basics and they'll find a very middle-aged absence of anything good. If they really care they'll find the rest just based on where your junk account has been used. Honestly if they can't find more than you can remember with AI combing thru their amassed data I'll eat my hat.

  28. Zakspade

    Football

    Naturally, football fans will travel to the US and bolster the visitor figures so Trumpet will be able to claim figures are up...

    But seriously, it may be worth noting that if one is turned away from the US (refused entry), such things can be reflected in passports. Good luck trying to gain entry into any other country with a 'denied entry' stamp in your passport.

    There was a time when certain countries in the Middle East would refuse entry to passport holders with the 'wrong' stamp within from other certain countries. There was never an investigation. 'Wrong' stamp = refused entry. No discussion. No one was interested in why.

    A day trip to France on the ferry from Blighty could potentially be interesting if refused US entry...

    But then, it is possible that other countries will ignore the ravings of an obviously dysfunctional border control and decide to treat such entry refusals as being acts of gross idiocy.

    1. chivo243 Silver badge
      Big Brother

      Re: Football

      passport holders with the 'wrong' stamp -

      Yep, I met a guy while tramping through Europe, who had been to one in the middle east, and wanted to visit another and told me after this trip he was gonna 'lose' his passport, and get a new one so he could visit the other middle east country, this was 1990, I'm sure technology has caught up...

      1. Maurice Mynah

        Re: Football

        Back in ancient times (I'm getting old) ISTR it was possible to get a second (UK) passport for just this type of situation. The common examples were Israel/Arab countries, and Turkey/Greece, doubtless there were others. It appears it is still allowed, but you have to apply specifically and the second passport only lasts 4 years. You can't just claim you lost one and get a replacement, because the "lost" one is automatically invalidated.

        1. XSV1

          Re: Football

          South African passport holders can have three active ZA passports, each valid for 10 years. I currently have two valid passports.

          But that’s because we need actual visas (not just e-Visas) to visit a load of countries, including USA, UK, Canada, Oz, NZ, EU, China, Japan and ironically President Trump, Venezuela. Actual visas require the applicant to apply in person at a consulate or an embassy.

          And whilst I am at it if anyone from the UK Home Office ever reads this comment, please could you do something about the outrageous charge for a 10 year visitor for a ZA passport holders to visit the UK. It is £1000. That’s just absurd.

          The USA charges us less than 1/10th of that for the same length of visa.

    2. Stork

      Re: Football

      That is why some countries allow you to have more than one passport if you can argue why you need it - Denmark certainly did, and I imagine it is not the only one.

  29. cookieMonster
    Trollface

    I guess my current email address may cause problems

    cookiemonster@donaldtrumpisacunt.com

  30. Dan 55 Silver badge

    Free speech

    76 comments and not mentioned once. One can assume that everyone here takes it for granted that it's dead and buried in the US.

    1. seven of five Silver badge

      Re: Free speech

      Doesn't apply to foreigners. Even human rights don't (universally) -> Gitmo

      1. Dan 55 Silver badge

        Re: Free speech

        The first amendment says what congress shall not do and refers a right that "people" (not "citizens") have. If you look more globally the constitution applies to "we the people" not "citizens". Finally Guantanamo Bay was chosen as a military base out of reach of the US constitution.

        1. Uncle Slacky Silver badge
          Headmaster

          Re: Free speech

          But if you're stopped before you officially "enter" the US, you're not protected by the First Amendment.

          1. Dan 55 Silver badge

            Re: Free speech

            Apparently lesser first amendment rights for visa holders/tourists but full rights for permanent residents (see Can U.S. customs officers ask questions about my religious beliefs and practices or political opinions?) airside and waiting enter is due to court interpretation.

            The current administration is working on making a distinction inside the US for all non-citizens, of course.

            1. Cris E

              Re: Free speech

              Well speaking as an American, the current administration is a dick.

    2. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

      Re: Free speech

      No, I mentioned it.You just did not notice since I trumpled too silent.

  31. Blackjack Silver badge

    The more the US does things like this, the happier I am I don't live there.

  32. johnrobyclayton

    Oh Dear, all my posts are right here on the Reg

    Do you think that this is enough to get in?

  33. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I’d love to go back to Canada and see friends again

    Flying in is fraught with risk.

    We won’t go via the US in any capacity.

    The flight must be direct. Not so easy where we are.

    I wouldn’t even want to cross US airspace if possible.

    I think it would be safer and easier to visit North Korea.

    BTW: Fuck Donald Trump.

  34. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    OK, but

    How long until they also want your religion and church attendance records?

    Me: None and nil attendance for 45 years *

    * I did win a Sunday School book prize for 100% attendance in 1968.

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
      Devil

      Re: OK, but

      * I did win a Sunday School book prize for 100% attendance in 1968.

      Fucking commie bastard! Fire up the electric chair!

      1. Cris E

        Re: OK, but

        No, no, no, Commie is good, Sunday School is good.

        OTOH the whole "book" thing...

  35. Sherrie Ludwig

    Born USAian...

    I hate this, I never voted for this orange criminal nor his party, and I am stuck inside a crumbling country, which even in a "blue" state feels like Beirut in the calm just before everything went to hell. Spare a thought for those of us who can't get out due to age and familial responsibilities (I am legal guardian for an even more elderly relative with dementia).

    1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

      Re: Born USAian...

      Every American I met so far (disclaimer: here in Germany) thinks the same. Quite a number voiced "How can I stay here, how can I immigrate". Similar in many other countries I suspect.

  36. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    This one’s for you, Donny

    https://youtu.be/1uvIuWf3rrc?si=0kKBqGH4IF3mk2zX

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: This one’s for you, Donny

      https://youtu.be/1uvIuWf3rrc?si=0kKBqGH4IF3mk2zX

      No can do ...

      The dicks want me to ID myself so they can verify I am of age.

      How about posting it somewhere else and screwing them?

      .

  37. Basmman63

    Never

    Already vowed to never enter US of A, while the orange muppet occupies the white house. This madness is just icing on the cake.

  38. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    MAGA???

    M - Morons

    A - Are (still)

    G - Governing

    A - America

    1. Cris E

      Re: MAGA???

      Maintaining American Geriatric Autocracy

      Moving Against Global Amity

      Manners Are Grossly Archaic

      Moving Against Generosity Aggressively

      This is too easy even without turning the fetid mind of AI on the task.

      1. Mike VandeVelde Bronze badge
        Thumb Up

        Re: MAGA???

        I love the one Greenland came up with: Make America Go Away.

  39. Will Godfrey Silver badge
    Coat

    OK by me

    I didn't need any more reasons to avoid going anywhere near America.

  40. rafikiphoto

    Will email addresses for the past 5 years need to include each alias linked to each primary address....

  41. Furious Reg reader John

    Seems to be working

    The number of undesirables saying they will never visit the USA seems to show how brilliant this request for comment by the DHS actually is.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Seems to be working

      Wow! almost at the end of third and final (at time of posting) page of comments before a lone MAGA turn up to support this insanity.

      I note that the "usual suspects" are remarkably absent, demonstrating they not MAGA supporters but Putin supports and so have no skin in this thread.

      1. Furious Reg reader John

        Re: Seems to be working

        Was the bottom of page 1 when I made the comment, and the level of apoplectic rage the story had already generated made it too good an opportunity to miss.

        I'm not American, so I'm not MAGA, or anti-MAGA, as it's none of my concern. However, I am amused at how batshit crazy Mr 45 drives certain people.

  42. wolfetone Silver badge

    It's cute people think this is all going to stop once the Mango Mussolini is gone.

    Look under him. There is far worse propping him up waiting to step in to his shoes.

    This is going to go on for decades - and I'm alright with that. Fuck them. They need me and the rest of us far more than we need them.

  43. EricB123

    Maybe It's the Water?

    I'm an American expat living in SE Asia. The last time I was there was 8 years ago.

    I wanted to re-open my Uber account at that time, and "all that was required to reopen my account" was a description of my last 10 rides in descending order.

    Let's see, several different countries, some were motorbike taxis in Asia and some were car taxis..

    Lyft simply said "welcome". Guess which company I choose?

  44. Anonymous IV
    Facepalm

    Does Trump consider '1984' as his aspiration or vision?

    Assuming he can read such a lengthy work devoid of pictures and cartoons, I wonder whether Thought Crime will be next for a banning Executive Order?

    1. The Organ Grinder's Monkey Bronze badge

      Re: Does Trump consider '1984' as his aspiration or vision?

      American English is already a tame form of newspeak to my ageing British ears...

      1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

        Re: Does Trump consider '1984' as his aspiration or vision?

        And I thought you call it "simplified English"...

  45. Pirate Peter

    somewhere a village is missing its idiot

    its just the US found him and made him their president (not once, but twice!!!)

  46. kmorwath Silver badge

    Don't worry, just subscribe to a Gold Truth Verified Account...

    where "verified" means you paid well for it... and you'll be free to enter what was USA as much as you like.

  47. b1k3rdude

    Eh so I will just dig out my old Nokia 3310 then...

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      I don't think you can still get 2G signal in the US. You might want to invest in a Nokia 2660 or similar.

  48. Sleep deprived
    Happy

    Time to open a Truth Social account

    By the time I dare return to the USA, I may have 5 years of records. Posts? Not so much.

  49. The Central Scrutinizer Silver badge

    Shithole countries

    That orange idiot likes to talk about "shithole countries" in Africa, while simultaneously turning America into one.

    Visit America? No effing way.

  50. Ol'Peculier
    Mushroom

    I wasn't planning on visiting the trainwreak that is the current USA until Tango is well out of office, but this would cement the deal.

    Not so much about my posts, but if they find content made by one of my (many) American friends. I would not want to dob them in.

  51. WageSlave5678

    Do we trust them not to make a mistake? Nope!

    It seems to me that this is a catch-all to be used in case they need to, and I very much doubt they will be refusing entry to those of us who may re-post the occasional anti-Trump meme.

    *However*, given the quality of the current leadership, the hiring of idiots and thugs into positions of responsibility *waaay* beyond their suitability, and the performative cruelty meted out by some US agents, then I personally wouldn't trust those a-holes not to confuse me with someone else.

    We were planning to go to DIsneyLand as a family this year, but that's been kicked into the long, hopefully MAGA-free grass.

    They will not see any of my dollars until that whole sordid mess is long gone.

  52. RolandM
    Trollface

    What to do when I am not in Facebook?

    Should i create/fake 5 years of posting history using AI?

  53. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    From the linked federalregister.gov webpage:

    "CBP intends to require applicants to submit ESTA applications solely via the ESTA Mobile application; consequently, travelers would no longer be permitted to submit ESTA applications using the existing ESTA website. CBP believes that moving to a mobile-only approach for ESTA submissions will both enhance security and improve efficiency."

    So anyone without a smartphone (or any mobile phone) is shit out of luck...

  54. tiggity Silver badge

    Visited the US this year*, on my ESTA application I obviously did the none option on social media - I would say it would be interesting to see what happens in future, but as I have a visit to Cuba on my upcoming bucket list of trips then irrelevant as that will ban me from any future US visit for quiet a few years.

    * Wildlife watching trip, as vast majority of my holidays are (including Cuba one I am currently researching / planning)

POST COMMENT House rules

Not a member of The Register? Create a new account here.

  • Enter your comment

  • Add an icon

Anonymous cowards cannot choose their icon