Have to be patient
The article makes it sound as if the users have control and can just go update their devices, when in reality of course they are more often than not in a situation where they have to wait for their carrier or device manufacturer to release the updates(assuming they release them at all).
I know El reg knows this as well, which is why the tone of the article was rather odd to me.
For me, I will upgrade to Android 15 soon on my S24 Ultra. Samsung has underestimated my ability to dismiss their upgrade notifications 5-6x per day every day the past 6 months, and unlike security updates, upgrades cannot be forced on devices(well at least not on my device after I set some setting that I forgot what setting it was now).
Samsung also underestimates my ability to dismiss their requests for me to agree to their new privacy policy ("in order to get access to the latest offers and perhaps AI stuff")!
I am generally pretty careful what I use my phone for though, such as disabling auto MMS download, I really don't use it for any payments, or buying online(unless it's a last resort), I use my computer for that stuff.
I'd be happier if rather than major version upgrades to just get the security patches for as long as a particular version of Android is supported, and only when support is gone entirely upgrade to the next version. Reality is of course most carriers(perhaps manufacturers too) I think abandon the older versions the moment a new version comes out. So for example I am on Android 14, which from what I can see still gets security updates from Google, but those updates don't get to me since my carrier/manufacturer wants me to upgrade to 15 instead.