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Global bank HSBC and Mistral AI have announced a deal they say will spread the use of generative AI across the financial institution, saving employees time and improving processes. In a statement announcing the multi-year deal - the financial details of which were not disclosed - the pair said that the bank would get access to …

  1. Paul Herber Silver badge

    Lanky manky yank, Hank, sank dank rank bank tank.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      they drankank theank Koolank-Aidank! ;)ank

  2. DarkwavePunk Silver badge

    Crazy

    I worked in online stockbroking, hedge funds, and corporate insurance in the past. This sounds like a horror show to an old systems architect like me. These industries require some crazy levels of system validation. Now they somehow think this will work and improve revenue? Balls.

  3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    consolidate "various data streams into a single, bank-wide data platform"

    They write "bank-wide data platform", I read "point of failure".

  4. Aladdin Sane Silver badge

    How

    Simple

    Becomes

    Complicated

  5. Wiretrip

    When will this stop ffs?! Hopefully Q2 next year, fingers crossed!

  6. ecofeco Silver badge
    Mushroom

    HSBC?

    The absolutely worst criminal bank on the planet? Is going to start using AI? And force others to use?

    Yeah, this will end well. ------------------------------->>>>>

    We are so damned boned.

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