Apple reportedly peels away some sales staff in small round of layoffs

Apple, which unlike its Big Tech peers has not made substantial job cuts, is reportedly in the process of eliminating several dozen positions in its sales organization. Sales staff focused on enterprise, government, and academic accounts are expected to be let go, according to Bloomberg. Apple did not immediately respond to a …

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Connect with customers?

Why do people avoid speaking meaningful English?

[Steve Davies 3]

Re: Why do people avoid speaking meaningful English?

Please get on message...

English is not the language the Merikans speak. They speak 'Merikan' which is a bastard dialect of English.

This "connect with customer" word salad is typical Merikan meaningless garbage...

[Anonymous Coward]

Re: Why do people avoid speaking meaningful English?

I think it's more a case that it's corporate-speak, i.e. the sort of bollocks churned out by the propaganda departments of all large businesses, everywhere in the world.

[MachDiamond]

Re: Why do people avoid speaking meaningful English?

"English is not the language the Merikans speak. They speak 'Merikan' which is a bastard dialect of English."

Even worse. There's a degenerated version of murkin often called "biz speek". It has lots of synergy and onboarding (isn't that banned by the UN?).

[Blackjack]

Someone had to pay for too thin IPhone selling badly and it definitely was not gonna be Tim Apple.

[Anonymous Coward]

Apple reported Q4 2025 revenue of $102.5 billion

Stop encouraging the bastards!