Ding ding.
The 20 was withdrawn from service, so everybody piled on the number 21 instead.
Move along please, plenty of room further back. Please stow pushchairs. Hold on tight please.
The Shenzhou-20 astronauts have returned to Earth on the Shenzhou-21 spacecraft after engineers deemed the Shenzhou-20 vehicle unsafe following a debris strike while it was docked to the Tiangong space station. The debris struck the viewport window of the Shenzhou-20 capsule, where tiny cracks were observed, according to the …
"Next stop, St. Paul's!"
[Am I the only one who read the title of this article and immediately thought of the re-entry scene in the movie "Gravity"?]
They tried that. But the engineer sent them an email after a few days, saying that "we called and you were out." This uses up your free call-out, and you'll have to pay for us to re-book it.
The taikonauts claimed that they were waiting by the door the whole time, the engineer disagrees and argues that perhaps their doorbell had disconnected from the WiFi network.
The Chinese space agency have been on hold to insurance company's complaints department for the last 3 days. Their call is important to them, but not important enough to actually answer.
I don't see spacesuit incompatibility as being an issue, when they could send an unmanned ship up with, wait for it...
wait for it...wait for it...
... extra spacesuits that are compatible. It's a rescue ship, and the taikos would not be expected to perform intricate repairs while wearing them so, as long as they more or less fit and were airtight they'd have been fine.
Also, the G loading during reentry is pretty high, especially with the propulsive-impact landings used by Shenzhou (and Soyuz), which are less forgiving than water landings.
If your suit doesn't fit, it's liable to break things, like arms, legs and the odd neck.
That said, their ground team have the necessary measurements, so would indeed send up appropriate suits. It would take a while to make them, though.
Though in this case Dragon would technically work, as it happens that the Chinese station has the ISO standard docking adapters.
It would however mean a US warship picking up the rescued celestial navigators after splashdown. The spacecraft is only one part of this!
On the third hand, there is absolutely no way the Chinese mission controllers would accept that assistance. The loss of face would be astronomical!
(Sorry)