back to article Oak Ridge lab bags $125M to bolt quantum onto supercomputers

America's Oak Ridge National Laboratory will receive up to $125 million through 2030 to develop hybrid computing systems that link quantum and supercomputing technologies. The federally funded research center in Oak Ridge, Tennessee, has secured planned funding from the Department of Energy (DoE) over five years to research …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Really?

    Did they, though?

    Pretty sure there isn't a budget right now.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Really?

      Yeah, ain't the DoE read the MeMo yet, budget or not, shutdown or not - Priorities! - these ain't times for dishing out gift money to intellectuals, it's times for the wrath of the Orange Convict in fake spray-on Cheese's Offal Orifice Big Beautiful retribution against those disloyal un-American lovers of communists (other than proper totalitarians like BFF Kim Jong Un, and Kristi Noem) in Va, NJ, NYC, and in LA and Chicago, and Indiana, Tennessee, and New Mexico, and Harvard! Geez, are Florida and Texas the only true remaining American States left (plus wherever they filmed that Deliverance documentary at)!?!?

      You just wait now 'til the totally non-activist judges of the stacked US Supreme Court get their say on this ... it'll be the greatest wrestlemania A.1. Trump Steak golden shower ballroom dome empty hair extensions partyvaganza you've ever seen! It'll even bring the tear gas straight to your eyes ... </barf>

  2. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Brace

    Brace yourself for all the laptops in 2035 plastered with "Quantum" stickers.

    and of course QuantPilot.

  3. Omnipresent Silver badge

    oak ridge Tennessee?

    Is that the one where all the frumpers and nkorean spies work?

    Oh, that makes sense.

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