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Tech companies continue to sling crazy amounts of money at AI, with Microsoft announcing deals worth billions in Texas and the United Arab Emirates (UAE), while Google parent Alphabet is selling bonds in Europe to raise cash for more AI expansion. Microsoft declared on Monday that it will spend more than $7.9 billion on …

  1. Tron Silver badge

    Nobody is going to pay that much to use this.

    Basic economics. It is a bubble, not the next big thing. They are spreading the damage by getting others to invest, so it will be interesting to see who wants to commit economic suicide on the altar of Fomo, the God of Tech scams.

    1. Lon24 Silver badge

      Re: Nobody is going to pay that much to use this.

      One wonders what the risk built into Google's bond price. OK you say Google is too big to go broke. But not big enough to be 'restructured' should or when AI goes pear shaped. They could get dumped into junk bond status.

      Hence - not buyin'

      1. Blazde Silver badge

        Re: Nobody is going to pay that much to use this.

        They have 30 year USD bonds yielding about 5.25%, that's impressive for a 'tech company'. More in line with what you'd expect from a safe-as-houses utility: https://markets.businessinsider.com/bonds/alphabet_incdl-notes_202525-55-bond-2055-us02079kam99

        US Federal 30 year bond is only ~0.6% lower, for context.

        Right now they have way more cash than debt - without digging much I'd guess the debt issue is more about acquiring cash in the right jurisdiction and avoiding those pesky repatriation taxes. But like you say things can change, and 30 years is a long time. With high margins and fingers in several big pies pretty much the only thing they can do to seriously jeopardise the company is over-leverage so I'd watch this trend carefully if I were long. I doubt AI itself will damage them much though. Meta pissed away, what was it... USD 15bil? on VR without blinking, and that was a couple years back now. Alphabet could do 10 times that easy.

        However I think the biggest losers are going to be those non-tech savvy customers signing long contracts for vague AI services to be delivered by the big tech companies. The public sector particularly.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Nobody is going to pay that much to use this.

        The AI investments derivatives market will dwarf that of the Mortgage crisis of 2008 and current one of auto-loans.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Who knows maybe AI will finally be the straw to break MS's back.

    1. Rich 2 Silver badge

      Don’t tease

      1. Paul Herber Silver badge

        Maybe Windows 11 will be the last version. It's just a typical 'off by one' error.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          The next version is Windows for Copilot.

          1. Paul Herber Silver badge

            It'll be so difficult to find your way around that you'll also need a navigator.

            1. a_foley

              It'll be so difficult to find your way around that you'll also need a navigator an Internet Explorer

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Hah! Do you remember when..,

            Everything was ‘.net’? SQL.net, Exchange Server.net, Visual Studio.net etc?

            Could see it happening again with copilot. That would be very very funny.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I might be being stupid here but are Texas and the UAE really a good choice for compute that needs to cooled?

    1. IGotOut Silver badge

      No, but neither give a shit about environmental damage or human rights, so are a perfect match for an industry built on pure greed with only a superficial veneer of ethics.

    2. Like a badger Silver badge

      "I might be being stupid here but are Texas and the UAE really a good choice for compute that needs to cooled?"

      Perhaps not, but UAE has a long history of acting to bypass Western sanctions, whether its Western arms to embargoed regimes, machinery to Iran, or aircraft parts to keep Boeing and Airbus jets flying in Russia. So I'm guessing the relevant cooling climate for GPUs shipped to the UAE would be mid-latitudes China.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      https://www.skidxb.com/en-ae/ski-dubai

  4. Long John Silver Silver badge
    Pirate

    Gadarene swine motivated by expectations from demonic spirits of avarice?

    The players in this game to invest US dollars before they lose purchasing power (against commodities), expect to consolidate huge structures for 'AI' computing, these fed by immense electricity supplies which also will be under their ownership. That is a natural consequence of 'bigger is better' and 'centralisation begets monopolistic powers'.

    It is predicated upon businesses happily tapping into external 'AI' supplies instead of commissioning bespoke, and much smaller, 'AI' software and hardware to run locally. Just as most enterprise is entrapped by Microsoft Windows and 'office software', so shall be users of 'AI'. A similar tactic of offering freebies to educational establishments and students will cement dependency.

    Even after expectations from 'AI' settle to realistic levels, the major providers of 'AI', these seemingly in cahoots via joint ownerships, will be sitting prettily; at least in the West, for the time being. That's the theory.

    On the other hand, this looks set to go 'mammary glands up' along with the US economy (plus knock-on to Europe).

  5. Blackjack Silver badge
    Trollface

    Hey, how about all those hungry orphans? I know we could use them to test the AI for cents of the dollar!

    1. Tim99 Silver badge

      A Modest Proposal (Wikipedia)?

  6. Wang Cores Silver badge

    Easy to toss cash on when you know your government chums will float you a cool trillion at the cost of the plebs.

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    People not getting it.

    I do not think people are getting all the dimensions of the AI stuff. Yes there is a bubble around and a lot of people will get hurt. But those bubbles are mostly in the unicorn new AI companies rather than the big incumbents. There ar a lot of new AI companies and some ti a even layers on layers that are valeted very high. And a lot of people may get busted. But the incumbents like Google, ME, Amazon , Oracle , etc are playing it safe to keep their monopoly and break the banks of possible disruptive threats. It is the same process that we saw with the advent of Internet and distributed media vs established cable companies. Or traditional media vs Internet or social media. It is all about concentration of power and subduing possible contenders. When you understand why your Internet downloads bandwidth is several magnitudes bigger than your upload that in itself is a statement of power to force one as content consumer. So when these big companies invest that much to make thems lives as AI utilities provider they are actually positioning themselves to be always in the winner side after the slaughter.

    1. Roj Blake Silver badge

      Re: People not getting it.

      Yes, the likes of Nvidia, Google, and MS will survive.

      But consider this: in 1999 the poster child of the information superhighway revolution was Cisco. Their share price dropped by 80% in the dot-com crash and took twenty years to recover.

      Still want to invest in one of the big incumbents?

      1. David Hicklin Silver badge

        Re: People not getting it.

        > Yes, the likes of Nvidia, Google, and MS will survive

        But they will all take a hair cut as they have invested a lot of money in this, not just the startups

  8. froggreatest

    the winners

    This is a race to the bottom for the large players, but at the end of the day anyone can load and run models provided they have hardware. Big companies just do not have any moat here and their margins for renting that hardware will be slim, IMO the winners will be the ones who build useful tools that interact with those models and there is no need to have a lot of cash for that.

  9. Winkypop Silver badge

    It will all end in tears

    But don’t worry.

    The billionaires will be just fine.

  10. Gene Cash Silver badge

    Speaking of AI

    Is amanfrommars1 on holiday?

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