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IBM has one-upped AWS and Microsoft by reporting an outage in one of its cloudy quantum computers. Early on Thursday morning, Big Blue advised “The quantum computer, ibm_aachen, is temporarily unavailable within the Qiskit Runtime service.” The advisory says IBM is “actively working to restore this quantum computer to service …

  1. Pascal Monett Silver badge
    Trollface

    “The quantum computer [..] is temporarily unavailable"

    Did customers notice any difference ?

    1. phils

      Re: “The quantum computer [..] is temporarily unavailable"

      It was noticing the difference that caused it to be unavailable.

    2. Roland6 Silver badge

      Re: “The quantum computer [..] is temporarily unavailable"

      So someone opened the box and discovered the cat had disappeared. Perhaps if they close the box, next time they look it will be back..

      1. bemusedHorseman
        Trollface

        Re: “The quantum computer [..] is temporarily unavailable"

        That's what happens when you compute at 15 miles an hour over the speed of light!

      2. kmorwath

        Re: “The quantum computer [..] is temporarily unavailable"

        They shouldn't have left a mouse nearby.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: “The quantum computer [..] is temporarily unavailable"

        But was the cat which wasn't there alive or dead?

        1. Ken Shabby Silver badge
          Alert

          Re: “The quantum computer [..] is temporarily unavailable"

          Can you turn a cat off and then on again

  2. Long John Silver Silver badge
    Pirate

    Nice one!

    "We’re guessing that turning it off and on again won’t help given qubits can be on and off at the same time"

  3. SVD_NL Silver badge

    Is anyone even affected?

    I thought the usefulness of quantum computers was as ephemeral as the qubits themselves.

    1. steviesteveo

      Re: Is anyone even affected?

      No one's email is down and therefore it cannot be a major incident

  4. Empire of the Pussycat

    The cause is simultaneously DNS and not DNS

    <my quantum cheshire cat told me this>

  5. SVD_NL Silver badge

    Who skipped geography class?

    ..Aachen machine happy at IBM’s European Quantum Data Center near the German city of Stuttgart

    Who is in charge of naming these things? Aachen and Stuttgart are like 300-400km apart...

    1. Korev Silver badge
      Trollface

      Re: Who skipped geography class?

      To many Americans, "Europe" is a country

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Who skipped geography class?

        Unlike Canuckistan...

    2. Roj Blake Silver badge

      Re: Who skipped geography class?

      Calling it Aachen ensures it's the first quantum computing entry in the Yellow Pages.

      1. Korev Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Who skipped geography class?

        Further forward then the well known IT text, Fly Phishing by JR Hartley

      2. seven of five Silver badge

        Re: Who skipped geography class?

        Only until the danish system in Aabenraa enters the DC...

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Who skipped geography class?

        "Calling it Aachen ensures it's the first quantum computing entry in the Yellow Pages."

        As I recall yellow pages (NIS) doesn't return entries in sorted order. ;)

        I think the order was whatever the underlying ndbm(3) dbm_firstkey()/dbm_nextkey() spewed out.

      4. Richard Pennington 1

        Re: Who skipped geography class?

        Some years ago, I was at IBM. The Pages are Blue.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Who skipped geography class? ... do US schools 'Do' European or ANY non-USA geography !!!???

      As American knowledge of European geography goes this is razor-sharp ... it is in the 'right' country !!!

      Obviously they had the map upside-down when they 'roughed out' the location.

      :)

  6. PCScreenOnly Silver badge

    DNS

    Could be, May not be

  7. JimmyPage Silver badge
    Boffin

    Isn't this exactly how quantum computing works ?

    It's both up and down at the same time.

    1. Korev Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Isn't this exactly how quantum computing works ?

      It's a Qubit like that

  8. JPCavendish

    "A common technique to fix a classical computer is turning it off, then on again. The Register suspects that won’t do the trick for a quantum machine."

    Coincidentally this was touched on during a LinuxONE conference I was at yesterday. Apparently while turning it off is a relatively trivial task, turning it back on again requires getting the qubits back to a coherent and synchronized state; which generally requires what amounts to a full system reset.

    The analogy video they showed was getting a hydroelectric power station back up and then resynchronizing it with the national power grid; the station can startup and exist in isolation without problems, but then it's effectively useless - it's only useful when synced with the grid. Same with a quantum computer, getting a qubit up and running is more or less trivial but useless, getting them coherent and resynced so they can be used is the complicated part.

    tl:dr 'Off' is trivial, 'On' is like untangling a box of tapeworms.

    1. Roland6 Silver badge

      >” The analogy video they showed was getting a hydroelectric power station back up and then resynchronizing it with the national power grid;”

      Can’t be that big a problem Dinorwig achieves this within seconds sometimes multiple times a day.

      1. JPCavendish

        Part of the reason Dinorwig is so fast syncing is because it doesn't often actually get out of sync - it maintains a spinning load in order to stay synced, then ramps up from there. If a turbine actually does shut down or get out of sync then it can take a minute or more to get it back - and even that is considered exceptionally fast by industry standards; most take from minutes to hours.

        1. David Hicklin Silver badge

          > Dinorwig is so fast syncing is because it doesn't often actually get out of sync

          If I remember correct;y from my tour there years ago , they leave them spinning driven by the grid with no water in the turbine blade part, when they need output they just open the tap and it goes from a motor to a generator in seconds.

          1. JPCavendish

            Fascinating tech

    2. ComicalEngineer Silver badge

      Black start

      I once had the pleasure of assisting with a "black start" i.e. no power from the grid, for a heavy oil fired power station.

      Start the Diesel generators from the battery (like a truck).

      You now have enough power to wake up the control room instruments and computer controls.

      Use the couple of MW from the Diesels to get the two gas turbines up and running (they run on Diesel fuel or Kerosene).

      Thus, Diesel fuel pumps, compressed air to start the turbines rotating to ~4,000 rpm, squirt the fuel in and hit the igniters (think big spark plugs)

      Once the GTS are self-sustaining you can turn the Diesels off

      Using the GTs for power, and LPG for heat you can start warming the fuel oil up so that it can be pumped and will be warm enough to ignite.

      You can also start the main fuel pumps, boiler water circulation pumps, coolant fans, cooling tower circulation pumps, combustion air fans and the NOx control scrubbers etc etc

      Light off boiler 1 of 4 using LPG and when the primary chamber is warm enough start the oil spray at low rate.

      Warm the boiler up gently to operating temperature as they don't like thermal shocks

      Whilst boiler 1 is warming light off boilers 2, 3 and 4 in turn.

      Once there is enough steam pressure to start the steam turbines you can turn off the GTs and sync the station with the grid.

      This is the short version!

      On a really good day you can get the first steam turbine on line in 6 - 8 hours but it can take another 6 - 8 hours to sync it.

      The station I worked on was used as a "swing station" and could get 80MW into the grid within 30 minutes using the gas turbines.

      1. JPCavendish

        Re: Black start

        Awesome description. A bit like firing up a gas turbine helicopter; at least the first few steps!

  9. Neil Barnes Silver badge
    Coat

    turning it off, then on again

    This should work - providing that you can do both at the same time.

    The one with the quantum black hole in the pocket --->

  10. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Down

    Our cloud is down and is not down.

    You will only know once you try to connect to it, guv.

  11. breakfast Silver badge
    Coat

    Novel challenges of the quantum realm

    They ran a speed benchmark on it and now nobody can find it.

  12. Jason Bloomberg Silver badge
    Alien

    It was there, then it wasn't. Now it's back again. Maybe.

    Never get yourself entangled with distant aliens.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Optimistically ...

    Under Everett's Many Worlds Interpretion there are an infinite number of "worlds" where Aachen is still up (and unrelatedly where Trump's not president.)

    Although if this is the best of all possible worlds I shudder to imagine the alternatives.

    † Hugh not Kenny. ;)

    1. mirachu Bronze badge

      Re: Optimistically ...

      I'd love to hear Kenny Everett's Many Worlds Interpretation.

      1. that one in the corner Silver badge

        Re: Optimistically ...

        All done in the best possible taste.

  14. Dwarf Silver badge

    Relax

    The system was both working and not working at the same time.

    You screwed it up when you asked the question, so operator error, definitely not the platform and you are due zero service credits.

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