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Former basketball star Shaquille O'Neal is 7'1" (215 cm), and therefore uses car customization companies to modify vehicles to fit his frame. But it appears cybercriminals have targeted Shaq’s preferred motor-modder. According to a report from last week, Effortless Motors – which was modifying a Range Rover for O'Neal before …

  1. DS999 Silver badge

    NSO banned from targeting WhatsApp?

    Sounds like Apple and Google need to go to the same court and demand that NSO Group be banned from targeting iOS and Android.

    Now that NSO Group has been sold to US investors, it will be a LOT harder for them to ignore or hide from such rulings. I would love to see that acquisition become valueless. Serves them right for thinking "yeah I want to profit from selling spyware to dictators that lets them target journalists and activists"

    1. Dinanziame Silver badge
      Meh

      Re: NSO banned from targeting WhatsApp?

      This would be way too nice, so I assume this is going to be overturned on appeal. Otherwise, I think Palantir would be a nice and fat target.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: NSO banned from targeting WhatsApp?

        I assume the US government is going to take a stake in the company

  2. Claptrap314 Silver badge
    Megaphone

    NSO is an arms dealer

    You think Microsoft should be able to go after them for targeting WIndows? Office?

    The first guilty party is software manufacturers that produce products with bad security.

    Beyond that, if these suits or injunctions actually start to bite, sovereign immunity will step in. This injunction can just as easily be applied to ANY security research. Governments want offensive capabilities. They won't allow any judge to stop them from researching it.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: NSO is an arms dealer

      We shouldn't ban Semtex, we should complain that Ford don't make their cars car-bomb proof ?

    2. DS999 Silver badge

      Re: NSO is an arms dealer

      Stopping them from RESEARCHING it isn't the same as stopping them from SELLING it.

      If the NSA was developing exploits and selling them on the open market to every bad actor who was willing to come up with the cash, then I'd want them banned from the selling part. I recognize the need for some offensive capability for national security when you have other countries attacking, just like you need to build weapons as a defensive capability. But as with cyberweapons, you wouldn't want the US government to sell nuclear weapons on the open market to whoever is willing to pay.

  3. lglethal Silver badge
    Go

    New advertisement for NSO customers

    "Due to recent litigation from META, NSO will no longer be selling software targeting WhatsApp.

    If you would like WhatsApp Targeting software, please contact the firm NOS, who are completely unrelated to us, NSO, and it's a pure coincidence that their address happens to be right next to our own. But naturally, we have nothing to do with them whatsoever... *wink wink nudge nudge*"

  4. kmorwath

    When a judge will ban Meta spying?

    Next step shoud be bannin Meta spying plus FISA and Cloud Act... the US too has no legal rights to spy on others - not matter what the Congress rules, they can't rule abroad. If it it do it illegaly - like anybody else - then it's fair game for NSO too....

    1. Claptrap314 Silver badge

      Re: When a judge will ban Meta spying?

      Are you European? In the US understanding of rights and of law, we are born with Natural Rights, and we cede some of them (most notably the right to vengeance) in order to secure others (the right to live peaceably). Our agent, the US Government, functions as the guarantor of these rights. Flawed as the matter is in practice, the first right (the right to live peaceably) is not something that can be guaranteed merely by police action. Our government MUST seek out threats. That means spying.

      What other countries have to say about whatever spying our national government does--that's a matter for the diplomats. Various accords exists.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "Shaqattaq haq", surely?

    I blame those 80s popsters.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "Shaqattaq haq", surely?

      Or speaking of 80s popsters, it might have been The Reynolds Girls who'd rather jack (the car of Shaq) than Fleetwood Maq.

    2. Blazde Silver badge

      Re: "Shaqattaq haq", surely?

      Shakatak are still gigging (like every other 80s act lately), perhaps they just needed a new tour bus?

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