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If you're an Oracle customer – throw a pebble into a crowd of 100 CIOs and you're bound to hit one – then Big Red has vectorized you. Or, more accurately, it has vectorized your data, according to Larry Ellison, co-founder and CTO, who lobbed about the terminology in this week's conference keynote as if it conferred some sort of …

  1. robinsonb5

    1.2 kilowatts? If only that were the true figure!

    1. snowpages
      Facepalm

      My kettle uses that much!

      Time for a cuppa!

      1. UCAP Silver badge

        Re: My kettle uses that much!

        My kettle pulls a lot more that 1.2 kW.

        But I'll join you in that cuppa.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Permission optional, I guess

    So Leisure Suit Larry is publicly admitting to misuse and misappropriation (well, OK, theft) of private (possibly intellectual) property?

    Why is everyone so keen to feed the lawyers?

    1. MontyMole

      Re: Permission optional, I guess

      It might be that "Customer Data" in this case is data about Oracles customers rather than the data of Oracles customers.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Permission optional, I guess

        Agreed - I think he is talking about data about Oracle customers and is talking up who AI can be used to find trends in purchasing. I would have thought Larry would be aware he could also do this with "SELECT * FROM CUSTOMERS WHERE ...." statements, but is clearly better at selling people things they don't really need than I am so I will defer to his superior sales approach.

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: Permission optional, I guess

          "he could also do this with "SELECT * FROM CUSTOMERS WHERE ...." statements,"

          Yeah, but that's just some meat-sack typing in commands. It's not a "reasoning model", whatever the fuck that is.

      2. Roland6 Silver badge

        Re: Permission optional, I guess

        Probably depends upon who the “customer” is, but this ability to vectorise data was possibly a consideration in hosting TikTok on Oracle cloud, given it would seem the customer was Trump and his backers….

        I wonder if the Israeli’s are now using this for the Gaza phone data they were forced to move off Azure…

    2. kmorwath Silver badge

      Re: Permission optional, I guess

      If done with EU customers' data, and without approval, it's a huge GDPR breach - maybe Oralce will have to find even more money to pay the fine....

      1. sketharaman

        Permission optional, I guess

        Somebody sued Oracle and Salesforce for EUR 10 billion in ca. 2016 for GDPR violation for a very similar data sharing case, albeit without AI. A Dutch court dismissed the lawsuit in 2022.

        https://gtm360.com/blog/2024/11/27/b2b-data-sharing-by-saas-ai-whose-data-is-it-anyway/.

        Let's see what happens to the next GDPR violation lawsuit, if and when one gets filed.

  3. Rich 2 Silver badge

    Bubble

    The bubble can’t burst quick enough!

    1. EricM Silver badge

      Re: Bubble

      It will burst soon, I guess.

      > Big Red wanted to ask its "reasoning models" what products customers are likely to buy in the next six months.

      Based on the Oracle comms I see, this works about as well as "other customer looking at this product also bought *this shiny new thingy*, one is used to see on Amazon and the like, or the ton of refrigerator ads you see for 3 months _after_ you bought a new refrigerator (and forgot to clear the cookies out of your browser).

      So, they basically achieve the same, often pointless, outcome by different means, e.g. by "vectorizing customer data" with much higher investment and much higher energy cost for AI to process their vectors. And with much higher environmental impact.

      I must admit that's a somehow cool approach and all that, but pretty pointless from an economic and outright dangerous from an environmental perspective.

  4. MaChatma CoatGPT 2.0
    Flame

    'natural "sinks" for carbon are weakening'

    Weakening? According to Nature, tropical rainforests in Australia are now emitting carbon instead of storing it.

    https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09497-8

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Ellison is pushing AI for the same reason he is pushing Digital ID in the UK (via Blair) - he wants a comprehensively surveilled (and hence controlled) society.

    1. abend0c4 Silver badge

      Not that I want to suggest there's some sort of coordination - other than fiscal gravity - but son-of-Larry is CEO of Paramount Skydance which owns CBS and is attempting to acquire Warner Brothers. So it's not just your corporate data that's potentially in scope for the Ellison dynasty.

      We seem to be entering a new era of Rockefellers and Hearsts.

    2. cd Silver badge

      It's desperation; Oracle is sinking. The Mag 7 are already attempting to stay afloat by taking in each other's washing. Likewise the kid's media plays.

      The great thing about this blatant abuse is it might well take the Cloud with it when it pops.

  6. may_i Silver badge

    Retirement?

    At 81, maybe it's time for Larry to retire?

    We can hope, at least.

    1. Gene Cash Silver badge

      Re: Retirement?

      I've been hoping he'd have a heart attack for AGES. Decades at least...

      1. seven of five Silver badge

        Re: Retirement?

        Larry is dead since ages, but neither Heaven nor Hell can afford to have him.

    2. Snake Silver badge

      Re: Retirement?

      Greed doesn't know "age". The greedy keep reaching for the brass ring until their dying breath.

    3. raindog

      Re: Retirement?

      This is the first keynote he ever sat through.

  7. RPF

    O_ne

    R_aging

    A_rsehole

    C_alled

    L_arry

    E_llison

    Yep name still checks out.

  8. Aladdin Sane Silver badge

    1.2 GW of power

    Where's my DeLorean?

    1. hertz

      Re: 1.2 GW of power

      Yeah, if we're going to waste that kind of power I want some sketchy time travel too.

  9. IGotOut Silver badge

    Tldr

    Just like every other "AI" company, we stole everything of everyone.

  10. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "Now some people who are cynical, you would say there is nothing more valuable to us than our customers"

    Not at all. The customers' bank accounts are what's valuable to him.

  11. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

    Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

    "[We vectorised our customers' data] for [AI] reasoning".

    AI does not reason.

  12. Decay Bronze badge

    "The first thing that Oracle did [was take] private data and [make] it accessible to AI models. We took all of our customer data and we vectorized it." Hmmmmmmmm if they took their own data about their customers and waved some dead chickens at it to invoke the appropriate daemons fine. Stupid expensive way to achieve the outcome, but fine.

    But if they used customers own data, without consent, permission or notice then that's an intriguing admission from Larry. Which opens up to possibilities, buried in the Oracle T&Cs is permission to do just that, probably phrased as training, teaching or product improvement language and we pinky promise not to share your data outside of Oracle. Or Oracle is taking a Meta approach to data slurping and saying eff it, we own the world, what are you going to do about it, never look in the rearview mirror, all your data are belong to us.

    I'm betting it's door number 2 Monty

    1. sarusa Silver badge
      Devil

      Oracle's attitude towards its customers has always been 'Fuck you, if you could move to something else you would have. You haven't, so bend over.'

  13. brainwrong Bronze badge
    Facepalm

    biomineralization

    "The goal is to develop crops that can extract CO2 from the atmosphere and convert it into calcium carbonate through biomineralization, simultaneously increasing food yields while reducing carbon dioxide."

    Will we have to pick bones out of the salad in the future?

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: biomineralization

      Meat based veggies? Will the BLT of the future be bacon, bacon-based tomato and bacon-based lettuce? What's not to love?

      1. hayzoos

        Re: biomineralization

        Remember, this is bio-engineered with AI. So, think artificial; more like Spam, Spam-based tomato, and Spam-based lettuce. And we thought Monty Python was just a comedy troupe.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Vectorizing?

    Is that like assimilating?

    1. tiggity Silver badge

      Re: Vectorizing?

      @AC

      Vectors are a way of representing data (e.g. text) numerically (typically lossy)

      Used a lot in LLMs a way to help pattern matching.

      Massively simplified but..

      Say a question is asked of a chat bot and that you have, vector data stored for entries in your company support / helpdesk data.

      If you analyse the question and produce a vector, then search your support / helpdesk vector database for closest matching vector, then with a bit of luck you may get a relevant document returned.

      Sort of thing where a chatbot would say - we found this in our database is it of any help and then present the document / snippet from best match (or often will give multiple "hits" based on how close a match you define as acceptable)

  15. Philo T Farnsworth Silver badge

    Is it just me. . .

    . . . Or does vectorizing sound like a euphemism for something much. . . uh. . . earthier?

  16. rskurat
    Stop

    Buzzwords я Us

    Vectorize? Glad to hear that Larry failed Physics

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