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A pair of US senators is asking the federal traffic safety agency to look into Tesla's self-driving software in response to complaints that it fails to stop for trains at railroad crossings. The electric auto firm has had a checkered history with its Full Self-Driving (FSD) software, which is designed to assist with driving …

  1. ParlezVousFranglais Silver badge

    Never race trains to crossings, if it's a draw, you lose...

    But in seriousness, this is why "true" self driving cars are still years away - autonomous vehicles have been able to do 90% of what they need to for a couple of decades now, then maybe added another 5% since the early 2000's, but now comes the final 5% and boy are those last few problems a bitch to solve...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      The last few percent seem to require experience with the physical world and foresight based on that, instead of a reliance on sensors. I don't think any of the current self driving systems even take into account audible cues.

      1. Pascal Monett Silver badge

        I doubt that that is possible.

        The human brain is absolutely extraordinary when it comes to audio analysis. In a room full of people chatting (more or less loudly), you can still concentrate on what the person you're talking with is saying. Your brain can sort the wheat from the chaff, as they say.

        I don't think a computer can do that. Sure, it can record an audio stream, but I do not know of any product that can take an MP3 and seperate the piano from the trumpets, for example.

        Asking a Tesla to pay attention to audio is just asking for more trouble.

        1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

          And there is a simple reason: You use ears AND eyes. You match what you hear with the lips movement, and presto, you understood "The whale wor dismay Austria!" - "What?"

          Tesla relying on only one input is the dumbest decision ever, with the push-too-hard-in-wrong-direction management style on top.

    2. steviebuk Silver badge

      The other problem is elon has tried to make it as cheap as possible by removing all the decent censors and just using cameras which has been shown to be massively flawed.

      1. IGotOut Silver badge

        "removing all the decent censors "

        It's sensors, but somehow when it comes to Musk, maybe you did actually get it right the first time after all.

      2. herman Silver badge

        Two eyes

        I drive with two eyes and one ear and have only been in three accidents of which none were directly caused by me, but two horse and dog collisions could probably have been avoided if I had a dozen eyes like a Tesla.

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

          Re: Two eyes

          Similar here, two eyes, but also two ears. Until recently, was driving about 50-60,000 miles per year over the last 30 years, and not had any accidents. What's your point? Is it the lack of one ear that caused your 3 accidents? What sort of distances do you cover? How long have you been driving?

  2. JimmyPage Silver badge
    Trollface

    Fun fact ....

    When I worked for a major UK insurer, one of the "legends" of claims was the >£10,000,000 claim which arose after the Selby train crash. We insured the car.

    As I heard n gossip, "Why knew trains cost that much ?"

    We palmed it off onto our reinsurer. And they spent a lot of money taking quite a few people to court before they were forced to pay up. Turned out that it wasn't a foreseen incident, so the safety barriers were not inadequate.

    Any US lawyers have have that for free.

    1. Roland6 Silver badge

      Re: Fun fact ....

      According to press reports the final payout was circa £31M (£57M in 2025 money).

      1. JimmyPage Silver badge

        Re: Fun fact ....

        Yes, we rather lost interest when it was palmed off to the reinsurer (you know those companies that have "RE:" at the start on their stock exchange listings ?)

        The is a lot of minutiae around UK motor insurance law. Another case (we lost) was a payout on 3 (from memory) quadraplegic teenagers who went ofr a joyride with one of our insured. They had taken out a "black box" policy, only never had the black box fitted. This meant the insurance was invalidated.

        HOWEVER there is a small section in the RTA that makes the "last insurer of record" liable for injuries - even if the policy is voided. This resulted in an even bigger payout.

        For fans of scandal I was present at a meeting (as an proper expert in telematics, not a sales droid) where it was noted that it would saved the company a lot of money if we'd hired a hitman and removed the errant teenager from the scene before he crippled his mates.

  3. Paul Herber Silver badge

    FSD - Fatal, Suicidal, Deadly.

    1. Eclectic Man Silver badge

      Faulty System Design

    2. segfault188

      FSD - Fools' Self Destruction

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    4. ComputerSays_noAbsolutelyNo Silver badge

      Full Survival Debatable

  4. blu3b3rry Silver badge

    Not the first time I've seen a video like that

    although the other one had the car stopped at right angles to the crossing.

    The screen showed the cameras were interpreting the individual train carriages as giant Tesla cars, that kept warping in shape and size. Likewise it seemed to interpret the flashing red crossing lights as just red traffic lights that kept moving.

    .....did no-one program in a way for the car to recognise a rail crossing, given they're a little more binary in rights of way than normal road junctions?

    1. Paul Herber Silver badge

      Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

      A train doing about 40MPH !!!! Whoever heard of such a thing!!!!! Looks very dangerous to me, a peril to car drivers. Ban them!!!

      < / s >

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

        Simply give cars priority at level crossings. Why should a bunch of cars all have to wait for a single train?

        1. Paul Herber Silver badge
          Trollface

          Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

          Poor people take the train. Rich people drive cars.

          1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

            Re: Poor people take the train

            Did the price of rail tickets make them poor?

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Poor people take the train

              Around here (southeast US), a train ticket costs almost as much as an airline ticket for roughly the same journey. You'd think it would be substantially cheaper, even cheaper than driving your own car, but no...

          2. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

            "Rich people drive cars."

            Even richer people buy a Tesla.

            1. Doctor Evil

              Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

              "Even richer people buy a Tesla."

              More money than brains, as the saying goes

            2. DancesWithPoultry
              Stop

              Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

              Not really. A google says a basic model Tesla costs < £40,000

              Not a cheap car (it's no budget hatchback), but Tesla's certainly aren't a 'rich people' car. And no, I'd rather not drive one thanks.

    2. DS999 Silver badge

      Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

      did no-one program in a way for the car to recognise a rail crossing

      It wouldn't be easy since some have gates, some just have lights, it is not uncommon for them to be angled, etc. One hopes that the maintenance is good on them but there are probably some situations where you have either the lights or the bell not operating so a self driving car will need to be able to "hear" the bell even if the light isn't flashing or is perhaps blocked by driven snow (LEDs suck for melting snow off, that was never a problem with incandescent lights)

      It is also common to see trains that are "near" the crossing (i.e. stopped up the tracks a bit to unload) will trigger the lights and bell but the correct move is to stop, look both ways, then cross. Sometimes crossing with gates even do that - the lights and bell are going but the gate is up. I'm not sure exactly how that works, maybe the train is able to command the gate to be raised if it is going to sit around in the area without blocking the crossing.

      Sometimes in situations like that the train will be moving, so the lights and bell will be flashing/ringing, then stop, then start again as the train moves around up the way a bit perhaps to push a few cars off onto a siding and/or add a few cars.

      There is a lot of nuance to crossings beyond "if the lights are flashing and the gate is down you have to stop" that a self driving car will have to deal with. You don't want to program one to always stop for flashing lights and bells because in some places it might end up sitting there for a few hours while angry drivers honk and are forced to drive around it.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

        "(LEDs suck for melting snow off, that was never a problem with incandescent lights)"

        Incandescent lights suck at melting snow in 10 seconds.

        Other car makers are using microphones to listen for emergency sirens and I expect they would also be able to hear train crossing bells and loud AF train horns. With un-gated crossings and crossings that don't have flashing lights and bells there are still signs indicating the crossing. Many have signage on the road as well as the signs. If the cars are being taught to recognize speed limit signs and stop signs, why couldn't they also add railroad crossing signs?

        1. DS999 Silver badge

          Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

          Incandescent lights suck at melting snow in 10 seconds

          Yeah I guess I was thinking of traffic lights where one light is lit at all times, versus railroad signal lights where it is off until you need it. Regardless the point still stands that listening would be the only way for a car to identify an oncoming train in certain conditions. Having a car programmed to stop just based on audio alone would provide a great way to FOOL an autonomous car into stopping, which would be handy for thieves or kidnappers...

          1. John Robson Silver badge

            Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

            It's almost as if light makers have never heard of snow...

            Oh,, no they have temperature and humidity sensors, so they can detect when they're likely to be covered in snow, and turn on a little heater to keep themselves clear.

            It means a little additional energy usage during storms, still no worse than the old bulbs, but with better visibility and massively reduced usage the rest of the year (most of it).

            See Technology Connections

            1. DS999 Silver badge

              Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

              they have temperature and humidity sensors

              They CAN, but none of the traffic lights where I live appear to have it. It is rare to have the sort of storm that will completely block them, but they get partially blocked at times during the winter. There will be some snow sitting in the bottom 1/4 or 1/2 that just stays there for days in the depth of winter if it is cloudy or the lights face north.

              Dunno about rail crossings, but I expect the same is true.

          2. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

            "Having a car programmed to stop just based on audio alone would provide a great way to FOOL an autonomous car into stopping, which would be handy for thieves or kidnappers..."

            The audio would be one component being fed into the Kalman filter. The car would also need to have some other clues. A super loud train horn could mean a really close train so if the car has tracks in its maps, a loud horn and being positioned on the tracks would be big clue.

            I'm not for single tripwire systems. This was proposed to allow police officers to apply a kill switch in cars to avoid chases. My expectation is that the day after the first car shipped with that, somebody would have the code(s). An entire large city could be held hostage with the threat of disabling loads of car on major roads. It wouldn't have to be all that many to create complete gridlock. If somebody takes the police on a high speed chase, maybe the penalties should be very harsh rather than just dropping the charges and making them attend driving school. Too often from watching YT videos the person already has their driving privileges revoked so that's not a useful penalty. Better to get them into an apprenticeship program for metal stamping, specializing in license plates.

      2. imanidiot

        Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

        Basically ALL your described scenarios would be perfect for the default behaviour of: The automation stops the car safely before the crossing. If the human wants to proceed before the automation, they can take over.

        1. DS999 Silver badge

          Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

          That's fine for a Tesla that's only L2+, but for L4 or L5 that are required to be able to drive without human help that's not gonna fly.

          1. imanidiot

            Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

            But since those don't exist and they need to get from L2+ where they are now to L4 or L5, they DO need to implement that default behaviour now. That's the whole point.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

        In rural areas, crossings with just signs (no gates, no lights, no bells) aren't unusual. You have to pull up to the stopping line, STOP, look both ways, listen, and then if there's no sign of a train, proceed across the tracks.

        A Tesla: "Was that a sign? Eh, couldn't have been that importa<CRUNCH>"

        1. Roland6 Silver badge

          Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

          >” STOP, look both ways, listen, and then if there's no sign of a train, proceed across the tracks.”

          Given how quiet modern trains are, listening only helps when the train is only 50~100M away (West Coast mainline trains running at 40~50 mph are particularly quiet), crossing the tracks requires great care and best done quickly. Friends who have a private beach access across the West coast mainline (contract condition from when the land for the railway was originally purchased), boost of having a personal Whistle sign due to the restricted visibility - beats having a “gated drive” :)

          1. Paul Herber Silver badge

            Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

            "West Coast mainline trains running at 40~50 mph"

            So this is slowing down for or accelerating out of the station ...

            1. Roland6 Silver badge

              Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

              For most of the journey beyond Exeter line speeds are low. Whilst the speed limit is 60mph, on the “English Riveria” section I’ve not seen trains doing more than 50mph.probably because of the need to mix through and stopping services on the same tracks. Interestingly it was the local all stations service that was the most noisy, probably because it was older stock without modern suspension.

              1. Paul Herber Silver badge

                Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

                Er, the west coast main line is the London - Glasgow route.

                1. Roland6 Silver badge
                  Pint

                  Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

                  Well spotted, my mistake, I meant the GWR and specifically the South Devon Main Line.

          2. DS999 Silver badge

            Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

            Trains will blow their horn approaching a crossing, so that's what you're listening for not the engine or the rumbling. If the train has a quiet engine, doesn't blow its horn, and you can't see well because of blinding rain/snow you may still FEEL it if it is close unless it is only a few cars. At least that's the case where I live, where there are no passenger trains so they are almost always very long and heavily loaded.

            I live about a quarter mile from tracks where at least a half dozen trains a day run. If I'm laying quietly in my bed I can feel a slight vibration from a passing train, even if my windows are closed and I can't hear it. With my windows open I can easily hear the engine noise and the rumbling/squeaking of the wheels on the tracks, and I can hear the horn very clearly even though the nearest street crossing is at least a mile away.

      4. herman Silver badge

        Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

        Well, rail tracks, like roads, do not move around willy nilly, so they should all be mapped.

      5. Steve Hersey

        Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

        That put me in mind of this bit from a song written by Terri Sharp and performed by Don McLean:

        "When the gates are all down, and the signals are flashin'

        The whistle is screamin' in vain

        And you stay on the tracks, ignorin' the facts

        Well, you can't blame the wreck on the train"

    3. imanidiot

      Re: Not the first time I've seen a video like that

      ".....did no-one program in a way for the car to recognise a rail crossing, given they're a little more binary in rights of way than normal road junctions?"

      No, because Tesla seems to be relying a lot on Machine Learning and using data feeding back from it's cars on the road, rather than traditional "programming" for specific scenarios. On the one hand the idea is that this should allow better flexibility as the FSD "software" can re-apply learned behaviour to other scenarios but on the other hand this means that scenarios that should be obvious to human and synthetic drivers alike are not in the training data, because they don't occur very often and when they do the automation is often disabled so less far less training data makes it onto Teslas servers.

  5. Ambivalous Crowboard

    It's still called FSD though

    Those Americans will allow anything to be called anything, won't they?

    Well, good news -- introducing my latest invention, it's the Fully Touchable Fire (beta)! This fire is powerful enough to burn down your entire village (including its idiot) and one day will be fully touchable with your bare hands! For now you have to use flame-proof gloves.

    1. Wang Cores

      Re: It's still called FSD though

      Ok, unironically would fund this to sell out when it goes public. If we're going to be a clownshow at least let me do it in leather seats.

    2. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Re: It's still called FSD though

      Yes, but can it be fitted nasally?

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: It's still called FSD though

        Only by dragons (for now!)

    3. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

      Re: It's still called FSD though

      Does anyone know how and why Tesla are still allowed to call it full self driving? Whenever a story like this happens, there is always some quote from a legal official about how the description is misleading and wrong. So how come they haven't been stopped yet?

      Here in the UK, the legislation still doesn't allow self driving cars anyway, so it's a moot point.

    4. Roland6 Silver badge

      Re: It's still called FSD though

      Sorry NASA got there first !

      Can’t find the Tomorrow’s World version of this, but this clip from 2011 shows the same demonstration.

      What isn’t demonstrated is whether the block could be used to ignite stuff ie. Burn the village down.

  6. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

    Rename FSD

    Idiot Driver

    Dumb Driver

    Dumb Idiot Driver

    Meet My Maker Mode

    I Feeling Lucky

    1. Lennart Sorensen

      Re: Rename FSD

      How about:

      Supervised Assisted Driving. SAD. Seems more appropriate.

      1. that one in the corner Silver badge

        Re: Rename FSD

        Superficially Machine Assisted Substitute (for) Horse

    2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Mushroom

      RUD

      SpaceX: Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

      Tesla: Rapid Unscheduled Destruction

      In the case of Tesla, "Disassembly" would have to mean at some point in the beginning, there was "assembly"

    3. TheFifth

      Re: Rename FSD

      Just call it:

      Full Self Driving (not full self driving)

      Although that's pretty much what it's called now...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Rename FSD

        Fools Self Driving: might puncture some egos;

        This May Kill You (or Do Not Use This): more a darwinian selection, but it should also automatically enable the hazard lights. That's still dangerous but approaches the sort of advance warning you get of an idiot approaching with an ICE due to the absence of any kind of sound dampening in their exhaust. For the moment you cannot tell (unless they're in a Cyberdisaster, but they're not allowed on the road here);

        Ludicrously Idiotic Mode: wilfully moving one step beyond being an idiot;

        The Doors Will Not Unlock When On Fire: include a bit of foreshadowing;

        Will Hit Children: have a look at (presumably former) Tesla fan Mark Rober's videos.

        Plenty of choice, methinks..

  7. ComicalEngineer Silver badge

    Pattern recognition

    My son spent over 2 years working on a project involving pattern recognition. The conclusions of the project were two fold:

    1/ You need an incredible amount of computer power to recognise things that the human brain recognises in a millisecond

    2/ Simple changes in the orientation of an object can confuse the computer e.g. a human sideways is not the same as a human face-on.

    I woud not trust a "self driving" car as far as I could throw a Tesla

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Pattern recognition

      "2/ Simple changes in the orientation of an object can confuse the computer e.g. a human sideways is not the same as a human face-on."

      The signs are often a certain shape and ratio so even if they are backlight be a setting sun, it's not that hard to distinguish between different signs. R/R signs in the US are rectangular which is rather generic so maybe a distinctive shape needs to be devised and retrofitted over time. It would be very expensive since there are all sorts of tracks that are used very infrequently in addition to Class A track that's very busy. Of course, mopping up after a major rail incident is also very expensive.

      Getting rid of level crossings over time would also be handy so there are less possible chances of car/truck meets loco.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        US Railway Crossing Signs

        ... are not only "rectangular". Sometimes they are round. Sometimes they are "X"-shaped (that type of sign is called a "crossbuck").

        See:

        https://www.istockphoto.com/photos/railroad-crossing

      2. David Hicklin Silver badge

        Re: Pattern recognition

        > Getting rid of level crossings over time would also be handy so there are less possible chances of car/truck meets loco.

        Now I have not seen this in real life but based on TV programs, films and internet stuff I have read, doing this in the USA would seem to be dammed difficult , a lot seem to share major road junctions (I think they call them intersections)

        Maybe someone from the US could confirm this?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Pattern recognition

          Given the number of rural junctions (a seldom-used road crossing the tracks, with just a sign for the auto driver), it would be prohibitively expensive to get rid of level crossings. To do it, you'd either need to make the vast majority of track be raised enough to drive under (remember, trains don't handle hills terribly well, so are usually limited to 1.5% grade), or create bridges or tunnels for the cars to go over/under the tracks. Tunnels will flood, and bridges are expensive.

        2. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: Pattern recognition

          "Now I have not seen this in real life but based on TV programs, films and internet stuff I have read, doing this in the USA would seem to be dammed difficult , a lot seem to share major road junctions (I think they call them intersections)"

          This wouldn't happen next week, but priorities can be assessed with new lines having an initial requirement of grade separation. A rural crossing of a infrequently used track would be way down on the bottom of the list. A busy intersection that sees lots of accidents would be towards the top. Standardizing a unique sign shape can be deployed over a long time. It's a very good machine readable code that takes very little to accomplish and doesn't need a plug.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Pattern recognition

            Standardizing a unique sign shape can be deployed over a long time

            Plan for weather, defacement, wear, accidents, covering by vegetation - spend some time actually /looking/ at roadsigns and you'll see it's not just a matter of one shape. In addition, for the shape to be consistent you'll have to mandate that every sign is mounted exactly perpendicular to the road. And that's just the stuff I can think of before coffee.

            If it was simple it would have been solved already. Speed signs are presently the only ones that can be recognised without too much processing because they're (a) internationally standardised and (b) generate a profit when ignored..

          2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

            Re: Pattern recognition

            "A busy intersection that sees lots of accidents would be towards the top."

            An interesting proposal. What about those rural (and some not so rural) places where the train track runs down Main Street and similar?

            1. MachDiamond Silver badge

              Re: Pattern recognition

              "What about those rural (and some not so rural) places where the train track runs down Main Street and similar?"

              There's not that many of them and it was stupid that they happened in the first place. I believe that Oakland, CA is the only place where an Amtrak train travels down a city street. It goes really slow on that section. It's all a matter of prioritization. What I'm seeing from some sims being run by rail fans is that passenger service in the US that's grade separated and is running more on dedicated non-freight tracks can go much faster. Slowing down for places with level crossings, especially un-guarded ones, and having to shunt to sidings to wait on freight trains is a big problem. Otherwise, they could run close to 100mph without any modifications. If the funding doesn't get yanked and they ditch the idea of elevators in the cars, new stock would be better suited.

              I expect there will be plenty of places that will be so far down the priority list that the inevitable demise of Sol will happen first.

      3. Irongut Silver badge

        Re: Pattern recognition

        Gettig rid of Tesla would be cheaper, quicker and have the added bonus of bankrupting Musk as well as no chance that a car will meet a "loco" or train as we call them in English.

  8. david 12 Silver badge

    Just Stop

    When I was a kid, country buses were required to come to a full stop at railway crossings. The driver would open the door and his window, look and listen, then proceed across.

    Every crossing. Every time.

    On the basis that he got a better idea if a train was coming by stopping, looking, and listening.

    It's not too much to suggest that (Supervised) Full Driving cars do the same, on the basis that the full-driving system isn't very good at looking and listening. Just stop. Force the driver to take over at that point.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Just Stop

      "When I was a kid, country buses were required to come to a full stop at railway crossings. The driver would open the door and his window, look and listen, then proceed across.

      Every crossing. Every time."

      At least in the US, that's still required. It's also required for trucks hauling dangerous goods.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Just Stop

        "At least in the US, that's still required. It's also required for trucks hauling dangerous goods."

        I'm not sure of the exact circumstances, conditions and commonness/rareness, but some UK rail crossings have a phone placed well before the crossing and certain goods vehicles are required to stop and call the rail/crossing operator and ask for permission to cross.

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: Just Stop

          "I'm not sure of the exact circumstances, conditions and commonness/rareness, but some UK rail crossings have a phone placed well before the crossing and certain goods vehicles are required to stop and call the rail/crossing operator and ask for permission to cross."

          That sounds like a good idea for crossings where trains can't be spotted very far away and travel at a speed that doesn't allow for much time when they approach. That shouldn't be that hard to automate in some fashion rather than needing a driver to phone in.

  9. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Alert

    New old jokes

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Why did the Tesla on FSD cross the railway tracks?

    1. ParlezVousFranglais Silver badge

      Re: New old jokes

      Why did the chicken cross the road? - To get to the other side...

      Why did the Tesla on FSD cross the railway tracks? - It was following the chicken...

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Pint

        Re: New old jokes

        That deserves a beer

      2. X5-332960073452
        Happy

        Re: New old jokes

        Why did the Tesla on FSD cross the railway tracks? - It was playing chicken...

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: New old jokes

      "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

      To escape the Tesla on FSD/Autopilot.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Tesla owners using FSD

    Natural selection in action.

  11. imanidiot

    Autopilot or FSD

    The confusion seems to continue. FSD and "Autopilot" are not the same thing. You can have Autopilot without FSD. (The confusion is entirely of Tesla's own making and they don't seem too interested in actually solving the issue)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Autopilot or FSD

      If they renamed it to "Advanced Cruise Control", it would be much less confusing and much more honest. We're used to "cruise control" meaning "human driver is still in charge".

    2. herman Silver badge

      Re: Autopilot or FSD

      Planes have autopilots and the human pilot has to supervise it.

      1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

        Re: Autopilot or FSD

        And if the plane does something weird it is the pilots who get blamed 'cause they did not disable the auto pilot.

        Tough one more thing: An 380 or 747 or even a Cessna approaching a runway, which is cleared for you (or should be cleared, (Hello VASAviation)), is a different time scale than driving and in an extremly strict controlled environment. Try flying in the civilian world unannounced, and you will learn that most areas don't take that lightly, and some areas will literally kill you if you do that 'cause well, wrong area!

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Autopilot or FSD

        And that's in an environment where you can typically travel a number of seconds in any direction without hitting anything. In cars, however...

      3. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Autopilot or FSD

        "Planes have autopilots and the human pilot has to supervise it."

        Yes, the details don't support the narrative, but most people equate "autopilot" with complete automation even though it's not the case.

        It doesn't work to compare them as aircraft that aren't flying by visual flight rules (VFR) are being monitored and directed by Air Traffic Control (ATC). People or computers driving cars are operating independently. There are lots of report of Teslas changing lanes for no reason, phantom braking, exiting a highway (at full speed) when the route doesn't call for it, etc. Route deviations that aren't approved by ATC can get a pilot in trouble and ATC would also direct other traffic away to prevent an collision. There's no comparison for cars.

  12. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

    Fool Supervised Driving

    Only a fool trusts it, and therefore only fools should be killed by it.

    If only the fool would take the damage I would not care less, but fools are great at dragging others into their problem.

  13. gnasher729

    There is really no need to recognise trains. There is a huge need to recognise fast moving very heavy objects.

    1. Roland6 Silver badge

      Many freight trains in the US aren’t particularly fast moving, they will simply treat your car in much the same way your car treats a fly….

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Not sure if train screenwipers would solve much of the problem :).

      2. MachDiamond Silver badge

        "Many freight trains in the US aren’t particularly fast moving, they will simply treat your car in much the same way your car treats a fly…."

        It's not the speed, but the mass. Once a heavy train is moving, it's going to shred a Corolla stopped on the tracks. The only difference is the size of the remaining pieces and the length of time it takes, but the outcome is the same. A trash truck might do better vs a slow moving train, but not enough better to drive away.

  14. Judge Mental

    Missing the obvious?

    Cars have GPS and crossings don't move. Put the car into manual mode when approaching a crossing.

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