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Japan's largest brewery biz, Asahi, has shut down distribution systems following an online attack, and local drinkers will just have to make do with stocks as they stand. "Asahi Group Holdings is currently experiencing a system failure caused by a cyberattack, affecting operations in Japan," it said in a statement. "We are …

  1. DoContra
    Linux

    Not ashamed to admit

    that my first thought when reading this news was about Asahi Linux. In my defense, this beer is not easy to come by in my corner of the world.

    1. MiguelC Silver badge

      Re: Not ashamed to admit

      In this rectangle by the sea it's not that hard to get, if you go to the right supermarket chain ;)

  2. KWD

    Asahi Linux

    When I read Asahi, my first thought was towards Asahi Linux. *facepalm* One-track specialist...

  3. Gene Cash Silver badge
    Pint

    You know, this means war....

    They messed... WITH OUR BEER!!!

  4. Winkypop Silver badge
    Pint

    Gosh

    I bet they’re pissed about that!

    1. David 132 Silver badge
      Pint

      Re: Gosh

      Meh.

      So it gose.

      No point getting bitter.

      Their firewall clearly wasn’t stout enough.

  5. blu3b3rry Silver badge
    Pint

    So they genuinely can't run a piss-up in a brewery?

  6. Ol'Peculier
    Pint

    They dezserve all they get for what they did to Fullers...

    1. Blazde Silver badge
      WTF?

      And the weak metallic-piss in cans they still have the cheek to call Grolsch

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