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Google is promising a single notebook environment for machine learning and data analytics, integrating SQL, Python, and Apache Spark in one place. Readers might note that other prominent vendors in the data science and analytics market have also tried to tackle the schism between SQL/analytics and the machine learning …

  1. Michael Hoffmann Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Eierlegende Wollmilchsau

    One of those wonderful German terms to indicate a pie-in-the-sky jack-of-all-trades miracle silver bullet:

    egg-laying woolly dairy pig!

    I'm not even going to try for some pseudo-phonetic spelling for non Germanophones.

    1. Pierre 1970

      Re: Eierlegende Wollmilchsau

      In other words, Microsoft call it "Fabric"

      (and please don't bother with phonetics,I'm a latin american pseudo spanish native) :-)

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Germanophone

    I had one of those, but it would only play Tschingderassabum records.

    1. Michael Hoffmann Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: Germanophone

      And now I'm visualising you as Gert Fröbe from Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines.

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