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Dell has entered the earbud market with a product you can manage from the cloud. The new Dell Pro Plus Earbuds cost $229 – $20 more than Apple’s latest AirPods Pro 3 and $50 more than Cupertino’s AirPods 4. We mention those models because, like Dell’s offering, they include active noise cancellation, transparency mode, and …

  1. Pascal Monett Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Yeah, sure

    Earbuds need The CloudTM.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: Yeah, sure

      Why would they need to be cloud managed in the first place if everyone sets up their own volume, equaliser profile, and noise cancelling which suits them?

      Sounds like something the corporate IT department from hell would use.

      1. that one in the corner Silver badge

        Re: Yeah, sure

        > corporate IT department from hell

        Are you prepared for your daily download?

      2. Rafael #872397
        Big Brother

        Re: Yeah, sure

        Can it be used to broadcast reminders ("It is time for the Two Minutes Hate") to all meatpods in our office?

      3. Woodnag

        Re: Yeah, sure

        What functionality stops working when the cloud feature becomes discontinued in 5 years time?

    2. DS999 Silver badge
      Pirate

      How else

      Can a hacker render thousands, or maybe even millions (if this product is successful) people deaf at once by commanding them to send the loudest possible sound it can generate bypassing any safety measure or volume limits users have configured?

      Such a hack is pretty much inevitable (the loud sound part, though deafness is unlikely unless people are so shocked by the sound they won't immediately grab them out of their ears and toss them to the ground)

  2. Dan 55 Silver badge

    A tip for Dell

    HP knew the kids would never find their brand cool so they made up the HyperX brand for gaming accessories and the like. It also sounds very uncool, so perhaps the mission wasn't accomplished.

    1. blu3b3rry Silver badge

      Re: A tip for Dell

      HP didn't even come up with the brand themselves, but bought it off Kingston a few years back.

      Not sure about their products since the purchase but under Kingston the headsets were half decent and sounded pretty good.

      As for this Dell offering, I'd be surprised if they weren't just something else with their logo slapped on and a significant markup because "cloud" (that selling point is soooo 2015).

      I've had plenty of luck with a set of £25 Anker Soundcores that sound perfectly good.

      Someone bought me a set of Raycons (yes, I know) as a present, and for what are more or less knockoffs they also work well enough.

  3. Fara82Light Bronze badge

    Cloud services

    It would not be the first. Sony also has settings saved to the cloud via the iPhone app for their earpods. Dell, however, has gone a step further, possibly with enterprise usage in mind. But still.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    $229??

    You can get a perfectly good set of earphones for 1% of that including shipping, and the manufacturer still makes a profit.

    Some people really do have more far money than sense.

    1. Joe W Silver badge

      Dunno, the feature that filters out the voice of your colleagues in your office when they are talking at the same time as you makes sense. This is so bloody annoying! It's even worde if two of you are in teh same office, because you then first hear your colleague "live" and then with some time deay the same thing over the headphones. Or you hear people twice, because the automatic gain rips open the mic when that person is not talking to pick up the other one in the room talking.

      Yes, the company I work for has pretty shite headsets, though the have indeed been much worse in the past.

      Is this worth 229 USD? Like, without tax, so we are talking about more like 250 USD, which is a helluvalotta pints you can buy with that...

      1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge
        Joke

        Deselecting Voices

        the feature that filters out the voice of your colleagues in your office

        If they had a feature which filters out the voices of selected-by-me colleagues in my office, I'd buy this in a heartbeat!

      2. Roland6 Silver badge

        >” Dunno, the feature that filters out the voice of your colleagues in your office when they are talking at the same time as you makes sense.”

        That’s what “noise cancelling” does.

        I suspect the selling point of these is the “Dell” branding, I can include them in the purchase of a new Dell system, just like laptop bag, mouse etc.

  5. Admiral Grace Hopper

    Shorted

    Whenever I hear the name "Dell" the first thing that springs to mind is "Capacitor 27". That was the capacitor on the disk controller board that had to be shorted so that it would reboot correctly after a power down, otherwise it would just sit there blinking insolently.

    1. khjohansen
      Mushroom

      Re: Shorted

      When I hear "Dell" and "capacitors" I think of Optiplexes and capacitors quite capable of shorting themselves ...

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Gee. Maybe these will be required for "Tick-Tock" use, as Uncle Mikey's now one of the owners. Just thinking... what a source of revenue.

  7. Joe Gurman

    Typo?

    US$229 is $20 _less_ than the AirPods Pro 3 list price.

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The Dell website tells me that they are 'AI powered'. I thought they were electricity powered but I must be mistaken...

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