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The UK has struck a defense deal with US spy-tech biz Palantir, which the government says will unlock £1.5 billion ($2 billion) of investment in Britain. The arrangement emerged during the fanfare of US president Donald Trump's state visit to the UK, and accompanies a string of announcements by American tech A-listers, with …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Selling the UK by the pound ...

    The day will come when someone will drop a match on all the petrol being spilled on UK soil.

    By then, it will be far too late.

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    1. cookiecutter Silver badge

      Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

      already there. Know anyone who can build a car these days? Or any factories? Where are all the IT jobs that there are apparently "massive shortages" in? Even that tiny swedish contract for ships can only be fulfilled by not building any for us.

      The last govt even sold our last virgin steel production site to the Chinese (an ACTUAL enemy) for £1 & then they went on to try to close it making us even more reliant on them for steel!

      this country is a fucking joke. You could 1/2 people's electricity bills overnight by pulling renewables out of the international gas price link but the Govt won't do that because it will actually benefit normal plebs & itll upset BP, Shell & the Saudis. Why did my electricity prices go up star the russian scum attacked Ukraine when its 100% renewable & literally uses ZERO gas? Yet costs at the moment 1/3 to produce as gas powered electricity?

      And don't get me started on the £billions being sobered by government to the indian IT industry while here people can't find jobs

      1. Goodwin Sands Bronze badge

        Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

        You're wrong that it'd upset BP, Shell & the Saudis. Course it wouldn't. It'd only upset the British Net Zero fanatics.

        You're right about everything else.

        1. cookiecutter Silver badge

          Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

          why would cutting 50% off my electricity bill annoy me?

          as to the net zero thing.... since 1990 GDP has increased by 84%. In that time we've reduced our CO2 emissions to levels below the start of the Industrial Revolution... so how is 1/2 price electricity to consumers & british business a bad thing for anyone but gas dealers?

          1. Goodwin Sands Bronze badge

            Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

            >why would cutting 50% off my electricity bill annoy me?

            It wouldn't - not unless you're a Net Zero fanatic.

            >how is 1/2 price electricity a bad thing for anyone but gas dealers?

            It isn't. Indeed it isn't even a bad thing for gas dealers as it's irrelevant to them whether or not the UK links the price of its electricity to the wholesale price of gas.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

              If electric is cheaper, people are likely to use less gas for heating - for one thing, it will encourage the buy-in for heat-exchangers.

              Seems the fossil fuel fumes have addled your brain.

            2. Wang Cores Silver badge

              Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

              Every single post has a snarl about net-zero fanatic this or that.

              You want to argue net zero policy has all sorts of perversions of intention attached, we agree, but we're ALSO trying to preserve the liberal capitalist system so compromises must be made.

              Now, if you have proof that CO2 levels don't actually matter I'm willing to listen. But just as we're made of water and we can get water poisoning if we consume too much water, you need to assert an acceptable level.

              The latest human studies on brain function contends that after simulating CO2 levels at 610 PPM (parts per million) in the air we lose a fair amount of cognition.

              What's your limit? 590?

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                >Every single post has a snarl about net-zero fanatic this or that.

                Read the comments again mate cos you're seeing things that just aren't there.

                There're several uses of the term "net-zero fanatics" but there's zero snarling going on. Term is just being used matter of factually to refer to people who are, well, net-zero fanatics.

                1. Wang Cores Silver badge

                  Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                  > Read the comments again mate cos you're seeing things that just aren't there.

                  Then you need to pick your words more carefully.

                  You still haven't answered my other part either. How much CO2 is acceptable for human health in your opinion from what you have seen?

              2. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                Indeed and ‘net zero con don’t work’ air to air heat pumps commonplace in USA providing heating and cooling all year round.

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

          So, "Net Zero fanatics" **want** to pay more for electricity, for the hell of it?

          Your brain is cooked, mate. Stop reading the alt-right propaganda.

          1. Goodwin Sands Bronze badge

            Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

            Seems some commentators here clearly don't understand how the UK warped electricity market works - or maybe they just don't care to understand.

            It's a horribly & deliberately complex web of subsidies, contracts for difference payments, carbon taxes, green levies, and other sleights of hand, all to prop up & subsidize net zero technologies, principally wind farms and solar farms. Sweep the green subsidies away and UK electricity prices would half.

            30 years ago there was a good argument for subsidizing wind to get the technology kick-started, but by the time the issues with wind became clear (2005ish) subsidizing further construction should have stopped, instead it's increased massively. There never was any good argument for subsidizing solar in the UK.

            1. Adair Silver badge

              Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

              Burn baby burn, there's no other way to put money in the money-grubber's pockets.

              Perish the thought that any alternatives, that might actually not generally fuck things up, should be encouraged to flourish.

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

              As the AC you're replying too, I'll respond in saying that your response is much more reasonable.

              I'll admit I don't know the detail as much as you do, and I'm sure there are at least some scams going on.

              However, your reference to "net-zero fanatics" is a typical right wing term designed to smear anyone who is in favour of reducing dependency on fossil fuels. As you seem to actually know some stuff on the subject, using that term does you no favours, as it makes you come across as a "drill-baby-drill", "climate change is a hoax" moron - the replies from others here show that it's not just me you give that impression.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                Bonkers and sad suggesting something in this discussion is right wing. Seems laudably apolitical to me.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                  All the climate denying fossil fuel fanbois are right wing.

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                    >All the climate denying fossil fuel fanbois are right wing.

                    Of course! Obvious really when you think about it. Nasty Nazis the lot of them. Damn them all and anyone else who denies the climate is changing to irrelevance.

                    But what then is the politics of those sad serious souls who recognise the climate is changing but think the UK's response to it is totally utterly suicidally wrong?

            3. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

              Just take a look at Drax fo example to show how fucked up it is.

              https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/aug/28/drax-inquiry-fca-questions-billions-subsidies

            4. Citizen of Nowhere

              Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

              Couldn't agree more. A complex web of nonsense to screw consumers out of their money -- just like the complex web of subsidy, fuggery, bribery, corruption and arse which characterises the fossil fuel industries and their relations with government - and always has. How about we sweep all of the subsidies, market distortions mechanisms and twattery from all sources of energy provision and watch the long-subsidised, largely wasteful and incompetent petrogas corporatists dissa-fucking-pear. Let's level the playing for real, not just for silly propaganda purposes. I hope you get paid by the post, by the way, rather than by their efficacy. Lang may yer lung reek.

      2. elsergiovolador Silver badge

        Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

        Don't forget IR35 to kill off all remaining domestic IT expertise and remove competition.

        1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

          Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

          Most people bought the false narrative about tax, or that having repeat clients - normally a sign of business success - was somehow dodgy. The real purpose was to stop individuals and teams (note the rarely mentioned 5% ownership rule) leaving big consultancies to deliver the same work cheaper, cutting out the middleman. Workers were easily manipulated: they compared themselves - a £50k employee of the client - to a contractor on £500/day and saw unfairness, while ignoring that the consultancy’s £60k employee was billed to the client at £1,500/day. That forces the client to pay more, which is why their own staff earn less. Now, with independents gone, there’s no competition - and consultancies are exempt from IR35. Downvote if you like, but that’s cutting off your nose to spite your face. Before, if a consultancy underpaid you or an employer treated you badly, you could walk away and start your own business on your own terms. Now that route is almost impossible. The result is a captive market: wages stagnate, skills stagnate, and the big players skim the cream while avoiding tax - and workers were duped into cheering their own loss of bargaining power.

      3. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

        You could 1/2 people's electricity bills overnight by pulling renewables out of the international gas price link but the Govt won't do that because it will actually benefit normal plebs & itll upset BP, Shell & the Saudis.

        I'm sorry but that's just wrong. Net zero subsidies are what's keeping our energy prices high in the UK. Gas prices are now lower than they were prior to the Ukraine war. All the numbers have been crunched here should anyone care to read the details:

        https://www.netzerowatch.com/all-papers/why-have-electricity-bills-risen

        Regardless, renewables are not the answer. Do you have any idea how much energy is required to manufacture solar panels, for example? That's why they're all made in China - the place which opens multiple coal fired power stations weekly and is, as you've correctly identified earlier in your post, our enemy. Solar panels have a lifetime of 25 years. Just imagine the eye-watering costs involved in replacing all the existing infrastructure never mind the acres and acres of fertile farmland that are soon set to be coated with glass!

        It's time to face facts. Europe's prosperity over the last 30 years has depended on cheap Russian gas that was used to produce high-value manufactured goods. Removing one half of this equation has simply relegated the continent to a backwater subservient to the US on one side and the rising Asian superpowers on the other.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

          No. Gas companies excessive profit making is what keeps the prices high.

          You imply it yourself: "Gas prices are now lower than they were prior to the Ukraine war." - when gas prices went down, did the government decide to tax the gas companies more to give subsidies to alternative power sources, or did the gas companies simply not lower the prices again?

          This is rhetorical - you know the answer.

          By the way, quoting a climate change denial website funded by the fossil fuel industry, and constantly proved to post inaccurate stories does you no favours.

          https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/net-zero-watch-bias-and-credibility/

          Still, it's insightful - there's no clearer way of proving you have no argument than making up shit to try and win it.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

            Still, it's insightful - there's no clearer way of proving you have no argument than making up shit to try and win it.

            Try addressing the points raised instead of resorting to expletives.

            Where are we going to source the solar panels and wind turbines after Europe is even further down the road to deindustrialisation and we're in a hot war with China?

            This is the reality of the situation, regardless of what you net zero ideologues believe:

            Fossil fuels are the main source of energy in the world. In 2024, they accounted for over 80 percent of the global primary energy consumption. Renewable energy consumption has doubled over the past five years, but these energy sources still play a comparatively small role in the global energy industry. In 2024, renewable energy and hydropower combined contributed only 15 percent of the primary energy mix. Meanwhile, coal, oil, and natural gas production has been increasing since the COVID-19 slump in 2020.

            https://www.statista.com/topics/4549/primary-energy-worldwide/

            1. Wang Cores Silver badge

              Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

              > we're in a hot war with China?

              You mean Daddy USA is. Bend over, I have a US passport. lol.

            2. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

              > you net zero ideologues believe:

              There you go again. Says it all right there.

              Again, stop trying to equate those who are concerned with climate change and sensible reduction in CO2 releases, with some kind of naive ideological "ban all fossil fuels tomorrow" person.

              There is a difference - your continuing attempt to class us all as nutjobs is what makes you lose the argument.. Just like if I said all right-wingers are Nazis. It's dumb.

              And as such, quoting an article about the current usage of fossil fuels is totally irrelevant.

              It's a classic straw man - make the opposition into something they're not, and ridicule them for it.

              1. Citizen of Nowhere

                Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                These people are not arguing in good faith. It doesn't matter how reasonable you are, they will still simply repeat the same nonsense. I have never understood why so many people who are clearly barely qualified to be working in IT seem to believe they are qualified to correct the opinions of 99.9% of experts in *any* field, right the world's wrongs while massaging their massive egos (and whatever else they are also massaging).

              2. cookiecutter Silver badge

                Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                to those interested as the reform voting co2 suckers won't believe it...2023 costs for energy generation according to Imperial college...

                average renewables £41-£48/MWh

                average gas - £128/MWh

                so the linking my bills to the international price of gas is really really annoying!

            3. Citizen of Nowhere

              Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

              >we're in a hot war with China?

              Who exactly would be in this hot war? US hegemony over Europe, its place "leading"/"directing" the "free world"/"the West" depended on its military (mainly nuclear) capabilities. Given the utter chaos the US is descending into, how many Europeans really believe that if they were attacked by Russia or China, the US would actually do something, anything to protect them. I do not think anyone in the world really believes that any more, do they? And that is why the US empire is about to fall. The chances of the US dominating the second half of the twenty-first century as it did the second half of the twentieth and the first half of the twenty-first are getting remoter by the tweet/truth social twit.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

            >No. Gas companies excessive profit making is what keeps the prices high.

            I'm not the AC you were replying to (and being shamefully rude to as well) but I'll try and answer what you are saying - for others who might be interested as well as for you ..

            So, absolutely not. As the price of gas has fallen back to pre 2022 levels the price asked per MW by the gas generators has indisputably fallen with it - though not by as much as the price as gas has fallen and that is because the govt has since 2022 increased the carbon tax it imposes on gas.

            Even so, even with the increased carbon tax, if all our electricity was generated from gas then our bills right now would be substantially lower than they are and reason they're not is because the uk electricity market uses a marginal pricing system. And the way the marginal pricing system works is the price paid to the highest bidder (bidders are the generators) is the price paid to all bidders, and since gas generators are always the highest bidders in the uk market because their marginal costs are significant compared to nuclear (small) and renewables (almost zero), it is therefore the price that is paid to the gas generators that is the price paid to all generators.

            This though is a problem for the renewable generators because although their marginal costs are near zero they have considerable (often insane) capital costs to repay and even when the price paid per MW is high as it was in 2022 the renewable generators hardly ever earn enough from selling MW's to get the income they need to meet their commitments, which is why the various subsidy schemes exist, and year on year the cost of those subsidy schemes has ballooned as a) the size of the renewable generator sector has increased and b) the scale of the subsidies offered has increased to encourage even more renewable projects to be built.

            Overall result is as the price of gas generated electricity falls, the subsidies paid to renewable generators increases to compensate, with the net result being the price consumers pay for electricity hardly changes.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

              Reducing UK CO2 output is a good thing over all. It might a drop in the ocean but it's a good thing generally.

              The only way to reduce this substantially is to switch the majority of energy use in the UK to electrical energy since only electrical energy can be generated directly from non-CO2 producing sources in meaningful amounts.

              So in principle that is great, get everyone in EVs and using electricity for heating and cooking and bish bosh the UK is a CO2 hero.

              And how do our political masters aim to do this? By ensuring electricity is 4-5x the price of CO2 emitting energy sources then looking around shocked when the population (on 60% less money in real terms than 25yr ago) doesn't rush to make the change.

              I'd also note that my supplier just sent me a nice email to say that the price cap is going up by 2%, which doesn't sound so bad, then it gives me new tariff rates which are 18% higher across the board.

              I'm no mathmatical genious but I think 18 is more than 2.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                Received my supplier letter this morning. Standing up 4%, offpeak up 2%, onpeak up 2% (55.874p 16.014p 35.103p inc vat). I'm with EDF.

                If you're up 18% are you perhaps with Octopus? I've heard they're massively jacking prices for many of their tariffs for profitability reasons.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                  Yes indeed Octopus. The increases are now within a whisker of what you quote for EDF.

                  But I'm totally sure it's not price fixing noooo-sireee that would be a cartel and I'm sure our benevolent corporate overlords would never stoop to that.

              2. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                Reducing UK CO2 output is a good thing over all. It might a drop in the ocean but it's a good thing generally.

                What matters is the world's CO2 output because we all share one atmosphere. Crippling our industries by stopping the use of clean natural gas, which is already under our feet and beneath the sea, in favour of shipping it in from abroad as expensive LNG, using more CO2 in the process, is insane. Getting China to build everything for us using filthy coal-fired power stations is also insane.

                Net zero simply means the masses in the West getting poorer through industrial job losses and horrendous green taxes, all the while INCREASING CO2 outputs globally for the aforementioned reasons.

                Fortunately, even Mad Red Ed, the pound shop Marxist, has finally got the message and Labour is in the process of yet another screeching U-turn, this time regarding North Sea drilling.

                Ed Miliband is poised to reverse Labour’s ban on new oil and gas drilling amid warnings from union bosses that net zero risks crushing British industry.

                The Energy Secretary is preparing to soften a flagship pledge made in his party’s election manifesto not to “issue new licences to explore new fields” in the North Sea after companies blamed the policy for a string of production cuts and job losses.

                https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/09/21/miliband-poised-for-u-turn-on-north-sea-drilling-ban/

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

                  >Fortunately, even Mad Red Ed, the pound shop Marxist, has finally got the messag

                  I'm not sure though that he will have got the message of his on volition. I suspect he's been told to do it by Starmer and all we're going to see is a token relaxation of policy. My worry is if as is speculated Starmer gets the heave-ho next spring/summer, it's not going to be the much talked about Burnham who'll replace him, but Milliband we'll get as PM.

      4. UnknownUnknown Silver badge

        Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

        Toyota make some fine cars at Derby and Hybrid Engines on Deeside.

        Indeed they export the Corolla GR to USA from there.

    2. big_D Silver badge
      Facepalm

      Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

      At a time most other countries have realised that using foreign countries to run their infrastructure is a bad idea and a looking to replace Big Tech with home grown alternatives that aren't beholden to the whims of a foreign power, the UK doubles down... This can only go well.

  2. Roland6 Silver badge

    Yet another nail in the coffin of the home grown tech industry…

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Digital Sovereignty??

    See title!

  4. cookiecutter Silver badge

    look forward to missiles in the Shires

    I always remember from the Iraq War when the british bombed an Iraqui civilian bunker & I think it was Jeremy Bowen on site reporting on it. Never saw a war reporter looking so pale as they pulled out bodies of women & kids.

    It was blamed on "faulty intelligence from the US", finding out Palantir were the guys doing a lot of the "intelligence" at the time, was depressingly not a surprise.

    As ever the UK is a ponzi scheme designed to shovel money to the rich, regardless of which country theyre from.

    1. Spazturtle Silver badge

      Re: look forward to missiles in the Shires

      You mean the Iraqi military command and control bunker that Saddam had stuffed full of women and children?

      I will never understand people who simp for Saddam, the man was a monster.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: look forward to missiles in the Shires

        I will never understand people who simp for Saddam, the man was a monster.

        That's a given, however it in no way justified the Second Gulf War which lead to the deaths of 600,000+ Iraqis and resulted in a failed state, the consequences of which haunt the world today, e.g. the rise of ISIS and the resurgence of Iran, after its main adversary in the region was eliminated.

        The US and its lackeys went into Iraq on entirely false pretenses since Saddam had nothing to do with 9/11 and also did not possess any WMDs. In terms of legality it was every bit as questionable as Putin's adventures in Ukraine, yet we pompously claim the moral high ground as the maintainers of the rules-based international order! Apparently sovereignty really matters unless it's a country that the West wants to invade.

      2. Citizen of Nowhere

        Re: look forward to missiles in the Shires

        False dichotomies are for losers. Hypothetical scenario: a band of bank robbers take over a bank using a bus-full of children as human shields. As the police, you decide to kill all of the children in order to then eliminate the bank robbers. What does that make you? In my book, a murdering c**t. In yours?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: look forward to missiles in the Shires

          Not a fair hypothetical scenario. Children and bank robbers are a civilian matter. Saddam stuffing his control bunker with women and children is a war situation. Very different rules apply.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So, let me get this straight. US has basically decided that Russia are the victims, and decided to nix NATO entirely.

    The UK and EU realise that their militaries are entirely designed around a US support role, which is for the next foreseeable half a century not a given...

    So we decide that we will organise the remainder of our warfighting procurement around US cooperation at a discount, in return for investing in Copilot and ChatGPT for all.

    Neat plan. Let me know how it goes.

    1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

      US has basically decided

      I suspect it is more like Russia decided for the US. With decades of kompromat gathering and sudden switch of many US celebrities to disseminate Russian propaganda, you can only think what they were up to behind the closed doors.

      It's a complete failure of US intelligence services, focused on chasing cave people and ignoring the country is getting compromised from within.

      Our intelligence services are no better. Caught in the middle of a shit creek without a paddle.

      And then you think they get paid for this shambles and take salaries with straight faces.

      1. daysgoby

        all they really had to do was capture Agent Kraznov and a few prominent conservatives, and most of the rest have been promoted by Krasnov to positions of power. I mean our HHS dude has like at least a third of his brain eaten by worms or damaged by decades of heroin addiction.

    2. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      The return is not $30B. It is a promise of $30B. Some tiny fraction of that $30B might actually turn up, but only the part that was going to happen anyway. In a normal universe this would be a compelling reason to vote for the other lot, but they are even worse.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The government also hopes

    But are John Healey and his civil servants clever enough to ensure that this technology doesn't end up with a Washington DC based kill switch, for when POTUS has a disagreement with the PM?

    1. DJV Silver badge

      Re: The government also hopes

      No, of course not - they're civil servants.

    2. cookiecutter Silver badge

      Re: The government also hopes

      he's probably already got a promise of a directorship

    3. Wang Cores Silver badge

      Re: The government also hopes

      The UK is totally colonized. Why would they refuse the leash holder another control device?

  7. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

    Don't even think that our secrets are safe

    Trump/Thiel will know about them before our PM is briefed.

    How many MOD/PE people have cushy jobs at Palantir already lined up?

  8. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Be Afraid Be Very Afraid

    Palantir are up to some very shady stuff with the profiling.

    I did some digging on the age verification. I looked at Persona who do Reddit and I found that First Founders who are one of their investors are heavily invested in Palantir and another Coatue strangely recently sold all it's investments in Palantir. The others due to the names (on purpose I believe) were difficult to track down. There is also something else that's strange going on. The DWP are asking people to submit photos of id with the person holding it even though these people have shown ID every time they have been to their job seeker interviews.

    I mention this because it's strange we are getting into bed with them on the military side with large amounts of money changing hands. Let's also not forget their blatant grab attempts at NHS data if they already don't have it.

    There is also the DOGE scam they pulled off in America to obtain literally all data on citizens. I don't doubt for one minute reform wouldn't pull that same scam, in fact they have spoken about it already. It could explain to some extent the main stream media support they are getting.

    Just what is the end game here? Is this the first steps towards a totalitarian society? Confirm and identify everyone then label the dissenters? Scary stuff.

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Palantir?

    Do politicians know anything?

    Obviously this is just to please the unstable Trump who has proved beyond doubt that we need to cut ties with America as much as possible.

    Eff him. Take his golf course, and kick him out.

    Take LINO Starmer with him.

    Peter Thiel, for fucks sake. I thought this country was meant to be skint.

    Anyway, good news for Labour opponents. Letting constituents know all about Thiel and Palantir will get them an easy win.

    It's just a shame that Corbyns party is having problems before they start. It's almost as if WestMinster want a 'reform' government.

  10. daysgoby

    Playing catch up...

    coool cool cool seems like y'all are catching up with the US and China with internet surveillance. Welcome to Thiel, the closest thing we have like a real Satan in the USA in the context of attempting to remove personal freedom and privacy.

    1. ICL1900-G3 Silver badge

      Re: Playing catch up...

      Careful what you say, now...walls have ears!

  11. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Trollface

    ROI

    Palantir CEO Alex Karp said the company would spend up to £750 million ($1 billion) in the UK

    I wonder of the ROI on this woud be of a similar magnitude to the nominal £1 contract that ended up at £23 million, without open compettition...

    https://www.theregister.com/2025/03/25/palantir_covid_inquiry_comments/

    The streets of Whitehall are paved with gold, if you know where to knock

  12. Sil

    Striking a deal with a CIA front is surely the best way to protect the UK.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    What is Palantir?

    The fusion of state, military, intelligence and corporate power :o

    innovation digital web not goose-stepping innovation

  14. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

    Jackanory and Romper Room Tales .... for Spent Forces Dealing with Almighty Troubles Ahead

    the new agreement aims to help ..... The government also hopes ...... It might help UK defense startups expand

    The promise to the starving mob of cake later after a series of cold comfort servings of gruel is not going to protect and save/defend and advance a motley deluded chosen few from the righteous revolutionary ire of a mass movement discovering the shady secrets that are being used to entrap and imprison them to a life of struggle and servitude to the greater benefit of an Unholy Banked Alliance fully reliant upon the promise to the starving mob of cake later after a series of cold comfort servings of gruel being gratefully accepted unreservedly and without duly diligent forensic questioning as to the when and the how and the why and the therefore ...... which is the rapidly expanding global mainstream media nightmare which new desperate social media and free speech pronouncements and curtailments are presenting centre stage for epic existential battles that define the future that will be is no slave to the past and no dark mirroring clone of presents fully reliant upon the promise to the starving mob of cake later after a series of cold comfort servings of gruel being gratefully accepted unreservedly and without duly diligent forensic questioning as to the when and the how and the why and the therefore .

    That old magic trick, serially abused and seriously overused, has been fully depleted and now is no longer freely available and is therefore deleted.

    Let the Greater IntelAIgent Games begin ...... with a whole host of new secret level players leading the future way forward and with them being given the tap on the shoulder to work for peanuts and the glory of a country run by donkeys in the thrall of lions that surround and maul them at their pleasure and even at times just for leisure and the sheer hell of it. ......... MI6 reveals 'Silent Courier' dark web portal upgrade it hopes will help it recruit new spies

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Jackanory and Romper Room Tales .... for Spent Forces Dealing with Almighty Troubles Ahead

      As a general rule, I avoid reading a single sentence that covers two paragraphs, as it's difficult to read. If there is something in there that you feel is beneficial for people to read, it might be worth editing the comment to make it easier to digest.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Jackanory and Romper Room Tales .... for Spent Forces Dealing with Almighty Troubles Ahead

      The passage reflects a striking cluster of linguistic and thematic markers strongly evocative of severe thought disturbance.

      a. Repetitive verbal structures verge on perseveration, with phrases compulsively recycled beyond rhetorical effect.

      b. Overly elaborate phrasing dominates, producing convoluted, near-incoherent run-on constructions that overload meaning.

      c. loosening of associations is evident in the disjointed leaps between conspiracies, revolution, and intelligence services without logical cohesion.

      d. Grandiose and symbolic imagery saturates the text, casting everyday matters in epic, apocalyptic, or quasi-messianic frames.

      e. Neologism-like constructions such as “IntelAIgent Games” create idiosyncratic terminology bordering on private language.

      f. Theme of hidden conspiracies and manipulation reveals a persecutory worldview, casting ordinary institutions as dark alliances of oppression.

      g. Derailment or lack of clear narrative control is undeniable, with abrupt shifts and intrusive insertions, such as the sudden “MI6” clause, disrupting coherence entirely.

      h. Cognitive disorganization dominates the overall structure, creating a rhythm that feels pressured, chaotic, and unstable.

      i. Schizophrenia spectrum disorders immediately come to mind as the clinical domain where such patterns frequently appear. and finally

      j. Loose associations, tangentiality, pressured speech radiate through the passage, giving the impression of uncontrolled, manic, or psychotic thought-flow rather than intentional prose. Without broader clinical context, one cannot diagnose, but taken at face value, the style resonates less as deliberate political metaphor and more as a written symptom cluster of disordered thought.

      1. ICL1900-G3 Silver badge

        Re: Jackanory and Romper Room Tales .... for Spent Forces Dealing with Almighty Troubles Ahead

        To be fair, amfm does have form!

      2. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

        Re: Jackanory and Romper Room Tales .... for Spent Forces Dealing with Almighty Troubles Ahead

        You give amanfrommars1 far too much credit. It's been around for years, it's always like this and probably won't ever change until someone stops doing it. I presume it's an in-joke being kept going by someone at the register.

        I used to think it was a semi serious attempt by someone to create an automated chat bot, but given how it hasn't really changed for years (except maybe its posts getting longer) I think it's just being kept going out of habit by someone as a pet project.

        I would genuinely be interested in knowing the real story behind it. But I'll be careful what I wish for, the real story night be tediously dull and not the tip of the gloriously wonderful iceberg I secretly hope it is.

      3. amanfromMars 1 Silver badge

        Chatbots Wars vs. Spooks Out and About 0Day Phishing for AIntel

        And there you have it, El Regers, .... straight from the horse's loud mouth of an Anonymous Coward ....... confirmation of that old sagacious veracity abbreviated as GIGO .... Garbage In, Garbage Out.

        Thank goodness for the likes of jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid though, whose secret hope is no wild mindless guess of what everything is about ....... and especially so around these parts of the Wild Wacky Web.

  15. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Coat

    Nothing to see here

    Nothing to see here. Move along now.

    Britain and Palantir have been in bed for a few years now - they are just working through the Kama Sutra.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I do know a small UK firm that might host an IT system for a joint venture between a branch of the US mil and a branch of the AU mil. Neither side want the data to be subject to quite a lot of institutions and that's as far as I go here.

    It turns out that the UK is quite handy for being itself. The job does not involve zillions but is still reasonably lucrative.

    Britain was disparagingly described as a nation of shop keepers and I do hope we keep our pinnies on.

  17. Tubz Silver badge

    Good to see all those cheap services provided during covid have been a worthwhile bribe :cough: investment !

  18. bernmeister
    Facepalm

    Everybody (most) are off topic.

    I have read many comments and dont see much to do with "The UK has struck a defense deal with US spy-tech biz Palantir".

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