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The UK's Home Office is offering £1.3 million ($1.7 million) to developers of age-determining software - a tech it wants to deploy widely across its systems. A contract tender posted days ago states the government is looking for an "algorithm that can accurately predict the age of a subject." "Home Office are seeking to …

  1. zxm
    Alien

    worth a shot

    someone should submit the leisure suit larry age test. will be better than some of the other enteries they get :-)

    1. The man with a spanner

      Re: worth a shot

      Palentir will hoover up the contract. All they have to do is connect up to St Peter's Human Universal Database (Phud).

  2. Eclectic Man Silver badge
    WTF?

    Predict???

    "algorithm that can accurately predict the age of a subject."

    Predict: say or estimate that (a specified thing) will happen in the future or will be a consequence of something.

    I know that words change their meanings over time, Burt the article headline is more accurate. They need something to assess a person's age accurately, not predict it at some future time.

    1. Joe W Silver badge

      Re: Predict???

      Well.... yes and no. From a stats language point of view this works. You make a prediction which then can (in a test) be confirmed or not. It is a prediction of an unknown variable based on the inputs. Nothing temporal is implied.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Predict???

        The home office has little to no prospect of getting a definitive value from anywhere else, so in this case the tender is really for an assessment tool.

        1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

          Re: Predict???

          The software can be tested against random images from the training data set to come up with a high estimate of its accuracy.

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            1. The man with a spanner

              Re: Predict???

              The trick would be to accurately access which are the edge cases and employ other methods to those.

              If you have an algorithm that has say 50% with a high accuracy then you only have half the work to do. The higher the accuracy the better.

              One potential wrinkle is varying accuracy in different population group, so 90% accurate with white people, 70% accurate with brown people and 30% with black people is not very good in an immigration setting.

              We shall see, but concerns are valid.

          2. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Predict???

            She looked over 16 to me your honour ….. and confirmed she was.

    2. SnailFerrous Silver badge

      Re: Predict???

      I can predict that in one year's time, they will be one year older*, irrespective of their current undetermined age. That'll be £1.3M, ta very much; used tens and twenties in this wheelbarrow please.

      Unless they are dead.

      1. bartsmit
        Alien

        Re: Predict???

        Spooky death prediction reference - I just started reading The Measure by Nikki Erlick https://harpercollins.co.uk/products/the-measure-nikki-erlick

        1. Jamie Jones Silver badge

          Re: Predict???

          Ugh. A horrible situation to be in. I'd burn every box, but ti would bug the hell out of me!

      2. Echo20

        Re: Predict???

        You might not have to wait a year; if your birthday is tomorrow you will already be a year older by then.

  3. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    Accurate but with what precision?

    Just answering 50 ± 50 for everyone isn't likely to make many mistakes.

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      1. The man with a spanner

        Re: "a known degree of accuracy,"

        I can get within +/- 30 years with a 95% accuracy 99.9% of the time just by looking at them. Unfortunately I need time to sleep and have holidays.

  4. MonkeyJuice Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Why are they asking for this now? Are they suggesting that (non GDPR compliant) age verification tech they were sure the free market would magically provide doesn't work?

    And are they sure they want to spend all that cash on something that can trivially be circumvented as soon as it is released?

    It is almost as if our legislators don't know what they are doing. Anyway, I'm off to write some secure but totes backdoorable encryption. It will use AI to decide if you are a Bad Guy or not, because that's how AI works.

    Mine's the one thinking of the children while a stranger photographs your children.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      This seems to be mostly to assess migrants on the south coast. But I could easily imagine one of the OSA ones winning the bid, especially if their owners are friends with MPs.

      1. MonkeyJuice Silver badge

        Wait, so they're saying 'actually works' is not a requirement for the OSA?

        I guess I'm just not smart enough to be a politician, because I hadn't realised the two identical requirements of 'age verification technology that actually works' could be so vastly different.

        1. phuzz Silver badge

          There's no way it can work 100% of the time, because there's no way to precisely judge someone's age just based on their appearance.

          Presumably the contract will specify the level of accuracy and precision expected. Although if they did that, and then haded the contract to one of their pals touting some kind of AI magic box, then a later government could hold them liable for not meeting targets.So actually, they'll probably say the contracted level of accuracy is a trade secret and that the public aren't allowed to know it.

          1. DJV Silver badge

            there's no way to precisely judge someone's age just based on their appearance

            Correct!

            Though it's well known* that to accurately find the age of someone, they need to saw their** leg off and count the number of rings on the stump***.

            * i.e. I heard it was true as some bloke down the pub told me.

            ** in this case, the "their" can refer to both the sawer or the sawee as the results won't matter either way.

            *** the most accurate test case was that of a pirate with dual wooden legs - apparently, he was 509.

            1. The man with a spanner

              Re: there's no way to precisely judge someone's age just based on their appearance

              I don't know how silly this question is, but nevertheless I will ask it.

              Tree rings are a known and accurate phenomena and for longer timescales you can use carbon dating.

              So, are there any biological markers that would give an indication with a reasonable degree of accuracy.

              I am expecting the answer to be no but without a very high degree of confidence. After all a few decades ago individual identification was not possible until the advent of DNA testing.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: there's no way to precisely judge someone's age just based on their appearance

                > So, are there any biological markers that would give an indication with a reasonable degree of accuracy.

                No, there's nothing in the human body that is or has the equivalent of tree rings to give a year-by-year age value.

                There are age indicators of course (milk teeth, wisdom teeth, puberty etc) but they're not what this technology is after.

                1. ChrisElvidge

                  Re: there's no way to precisely judge someone's age just based on their appearance

                  Don't the rings in the ear-bones give some indication?

                  1. J.G.Harston Silver badge

                    Re: there's no way to precisely judge someone's age just based on their appearance

                    The ear bones indicate how mature the body is, not how old it is. So they could indicate the owner has an adult body, without being able to tell they are 14; they could indicate the owner has a child body, without being able to tell they are 22. And you also have the issue that a baby's head is born almost fully sized (ask any post-partum woman), so there's very little change over time anyway.

          2. Helcat Silver badge

            Let's see: A young lady I knew was regularly carded when she bought anything that required age verification, even when they were happy that her son was an adult.

            And a gentleman I worked with had the nickname 'babyface' because... he's older than I am* and looks to be late teens/early 20's at most. His wife loves that. His daughter? She nearly murdered me when I thought she was his wife... (honest mistake! I hadn't met his wife, and his daughter is taller than he is, and takes after him with her training in kickboxing...).

            Oh, and on the flip side: I know a teenager who looked to be in his 60's, in addition to the usual bunch of mid-teens who looked like adults. Didn't act like adults and lacked the maturity, but they looked like it.

            TL/DR: You can't judge someone's age by their looks. Same as you can't judge a book by the cover.

            * And I take after my father in that I look younger than I am - some thinking I'm in my 40's. I remember when all this was fields, computers was a job description rather than a mechanical (and later on, electronic) device, flight was for the birds and visiting the moon was a fantasy.

  5. Caver_Dave Silver badge
    Pint

    Very difficult for humans

    I've stood on the door of Young Farmers events for decades.

    I know that it is very difficult to estimate someone's age with any degree of certainty.

    With Young Farmers, all members have to show their membership card with photograph that clearly states their date of birth.

    And I can say, with certainty, that I (and all others on the door over the decades) can be up to +/- 5 years out with our age estimates, especially so at the younger end of the spectrum (we allow 16+ at our evening events in my county, with pre-designated and signed in, non-drinking chaperones for the under 18s).

    Drink icon as it is Young Farmers!

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Re: Very difficult for humans

      It's straight up impossible!

      There's a reason for "challenge 25". The age range 10-25 or so is basically indistinguishable by sight. Ask any teacher.

      Any system is going to have massive biases baked in, especially for darker skin. This is well known.

      1. GoneFission

        Re: Very difficult for humans

        This doesn't really seem to be about building a system that can accurately age-profile people, but rather deferring responsibility and liability for an incorrect determination to a third party.

    2. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

      Re: Very difficult for humans

      Yeah, they're asking to solve what is an unsolvable problem. AFAIK there is no reliable connection between Time Since ?Exit Of Womb/?Fertilisation of Ova and one's appearance that is accurate enough to be used in the way they want. It can depend on genetics, nutrition, and the environment in which the child has lived. (For example, menarch can range from 8 to 16 with an average ~12. That's one helluva spread.)

      And the worry is that a technology that might report 1% of rich western kids over 18 when they are under (which is bad enough) might be far more inaccurate for those who've grown up in conflicts zones and are malnourished and stressed from the journey here.

      1. ChrisElvidge

        Re: Very difficult for humans

        Yeah, they're asking to solve what is an unsolvable problem.

        Just like only allowing decryption by friendlies.

        Saying it's impossible will not stop the numpties demanding it.

        If GCHQ employs the best of the best, get them to do it.

        1. J.G.Harston Silver badge

          Re: Very difficult for humans

          "Just like only allowing decryption by friendlies."

          That's simple. Just refuse connection to packets with the "evil" bit set. :)

    3. PB90210 Silver badge

      Re: Very difficult for humans

      Take a picture of Lorraine Kelly and of Sarah Ferguson... which one is older?

      Most people would correctly guess Sarah... but the difference is only about 6 weeks!

      1. PCScreenOnly Silver badge

        Re: Very difficult for humans

        Nah, do.nigella Lawson and gilllian mckeith

        1. Roj Blake

          Re: Very difficult for humans

          Or Gary Oldman and Gary Numan.

          1. Emir Al Weeq
            Coffee/keyboard

            Re: Very difficult for humans

            New keyboard please

    4. Phil O'Sophical Silver badge

      Re: Very difficult for humans

      It's also extremely culture-specific. Anyone who has travelled abroad much will know that our age-estimation cues are based on subconscious cultural signals. Ask a British man to guess the age of a French or Italian woman, and he'll likely to be way out. If they want to use this to guesstimate the age of travellers at the border they'll need to train it on accurate multicultural data. Good luck with getting that.

    5. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Very difficult for humans

      Me and my friends used to just go around the back of the tent at Young Farmers events, and slip under the fabric. The Pony Club parties were better though ;)

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Very difficult for humans

        Pink Pony Club or Horsey’s ?

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Very difficult for humans

          Posh teenaged girls who are really into their horses. As teenaged boys we only really cared about the fact they were teenaged girls.

          If they can love something as ugly and smelly as a horse, surely we'd be in with a chance right?

          (No.)

    6. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Very difficult for humans

      Do you not offer a meal so the 16-17 year olds can legally drink beer/cider ??

      1. Aladdin Sane Silver badge

        Re: Very difficult for humans

        Eating is cheating.

  6. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Skull-measuring

    The Home Office is spending £1.3m to reinvent skull-measuring. Swap out callipers for a webcam, call it “AI age detection,” and suddenly pseudoscience becomes policy. There is no technology that can tell you someone’s exact age from their face - only rough statistical guesswork, rebranded as accuracy.

    But accuracy isn’t the purpose. The point is bureaucratic cover. Once the system is in place, every misclassification becomes “not our fault, the computer said adult.” Children can be pushed into adult detention, adults can slip through as children, and the liability always lands on the black box, never on the Home Office.

    It’s digital phrenology with an invoice - expensive, harmful, and designed to move responsibility, not find truth.

    I am waiting for Home Office to issue a tender for land on the Moon next.

    1. Dan 55 Silver badge

      Re: Skull-measuring

      Next up, detecting criminals by measuring eyebrow separation distance calculated by an algorithm running on live video feeds.

      1. IanRS

        Re: Skull-measuring

        There is no separation in the middle of my eyebrow. Am I guilty? (Of what probably doesn't matter.)

    2. monty75

      Re: Skull-measuring

      Wait til they start cutting people open and counting the rings

      1. GBE

        Re: Skull-measuring

        "Wait til they start cutting people open and counting the rings"

        Cutting people open is a bit drastic. I'm sure they'll use an increment borer.

  7. a_foley
    Stop

    Start using non-scientific methods, what could possibly go wrong?

    ”[…] Home Office's approach to assessing children's ages, saying its proposals to use scientific measures to more accurately determine undocumented children's ages would be "ineffective, expensive, and harmful."”

    Oh, yes, are you gonna start praying to $DEITY for age verification or what?

    1. graemep Bronze badge
      Happy

      Re: Start using non-scientific methods, what could possibly go wrong?

      At least if God does give you an answer it would be an accurate one :)

      Not getting an answer is more useful than getting one from any system that does not base it on documents.

      What will happen is that some salesman will convince the government they have a solution that will work, lots of money will be spent (a lot more than intended), it will be deployed and not work, then it will be taken down.

      How to do govt work:

      1. promise whatever is needed to get the same

      2. deliver something, even if it is terrible

      3. profit!

      1. LybsterRoy Silver badge

        Re: Start using non-scientific methods, what could possibly go wrong?

        -- Not getting an answer is more useful than getting one from any system that does not base it on documents --

        I presume you have some way of stopping anyone getting a false birth certificate or whatever other document you care to think of.

        Another small factoid - a lot of the people coming in via the unofficial routes throw their documents away.

  8. 42656e4d203239
    Trollface

    No AI required

    Teeth have growth rings... so every inbound person must donate a tooth... this has the added benefit of being able to locate their origin fairly accurately using isotope analysis. What could possibly go wrong?

    /icon just in case anyone thinks I am serious...

    Hmm I wonder if you could develop a machine than can image a tooth in situ and count the rings using AI? now that might have legs...of course if the putative migrant has no teeth there might be a problem.

    1. PCScreenOnly Silver badge

      Re: No AI required

      Give me £20,000 to get on that boat, but before you do, see the dentist over there for an extra £ 5000 or the baseball bat over there free of charge

    2. that one in the corner Silver badge

      Re: No AI required

      No need to donate a whole tooth - just go all Marathon Man* on them.

      * Or X-Files Mulder Probing for the younger folk

    3. steviebuk Silver badge

      Re: No AI required

      If you're not careful you'll get "specification gaming". The AI will decide the goal is easier to do if it rips your tooth out first.

  9. gnasher729

    Just trust them.

    So this person comes and claims they are 13. Goes straight to school appropriate for the age. Benefits go to the guardian who may give them some pocket money. No alcohol until 18. No driving license. Eventually they might get a state pension at age 66 = 53 years from now. “Friends” will be suspect of bring pedophiles. No sex before the age of consent.

    However, if they commit a crime they will be treated as adults unless they can prove they are too young. And explain that all very very well if they are suspect of lying.

  10. Guy de Loimbard Silver badge
    Childcatcher

    The mind boggles

    Just at the point I didn't think HMG could be any more inept and ludicrous at procurement, this absolute belter of a request comes out of the Home Office's Orifice!

    This, I will wait with popcorn, to see who is going to tender, based on this nonsense request.

    Anyone got a link for the actual Home Office request? I would look, but I'm not going to waste what little horsepower I have left today!

    1. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

      Re: The mind boggles

      Look at it this way.

      HMG keeps coming up with ideas we know are impractical and expecting industry to implement them at industry's own expense or else. HO are prime offenders at this. I keep saying they should provide a proof of concept first.

      They're now actually trying this an their (i.e. our) expense. We all know it's going to fail any rigorous trial but AFAIKS such a failure is the only chance of them learning about the reality of what they keep demanding of others. If it works (i.e. if the HO actually learn) then it's a Good Thing.

  11. Rob 63

    algorithmic

    I've found todays date minus my date of birth is approximately correct

    1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

      Re: algorithmic

      This doesn't work for people who were not born on their date of birth. That's why you need AI and usual suspect consultancy to crack this nut.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The only alarming thing about AI at the border is that it's there at all.

  13. DarkwavePunk

    Idiots

    Idiots.

  14. bazza Silver badge

    That's easy. Psuedo code:

    10 PRINT "What is your age?"

    20 time1 = GetCurrentTime()

    30 INPUT entered_age

    40 time2 = GetCurrentTime()

    50 diff = time2 - time 1 # seconds

    60 IF diff < 3 THEN true_age = 18 # or less

    70 ELSE IF diff < 5 THEN true_age = 36 # or less

    80 ELSE true_age = 54 # or more

    90 DELETE entered_age

    100 RETURN true_age

    1. disillusioned fanboi

      syntax error

      line 50, unknown variable "time", missing operator before "1"

  15. Alan Hope

    Skeletal age

    Skeletal age is determined from an x-ray of your left hand and would indicate age reasonably accurately up to age 19. The bones ossify in a predictable fashion.

    Otherwise - good luck.

    1. nmcalba

      Re: Skeletal age

      One issue with bone age x-rays is that the normal usage case is the other way around - you know the age of the child and you are trying to check the developmental age of the bones to see if there is any problem.

      While it is a medically useful technique the datasets that x-rays are being compared against are mostly quite old and there are doubts about their current representativeness. However its difficult to repeat the original studies which generated the datasets because that invovled giving x-rays to thousands of healthy children for no direct medial benefit - something which today would be hard to get past an ethics board. Obviously large numbers of children are getting their hands x-rayed all the time - but by definition a dataset based on routine x-rays would be representative of children who needed an x-ray of their hand, not of children overall which limits its usefulness.

  16. FeepingCreature

    How about instead

    > If children are wrongly judged to be adults, it can lead them to be placed in unsupervised adult accommodation or detention centers, potentially exposing them to abuse.

    How about instead of trying to split the world into those who need protection and those who can be abused, you make sure that no abuse takes place in detention centers and also ensure both adults and the underage have access to all the resources and protection they need to be safe?

  17. LybsterRoy Silver badge

    I have a minor problem with this "The charity rebuked the Home Office in a report [PDF] earlier this year for wrongly classifying hundreds of children as adults"

    Whose definition of child and adult are we using? Even in the UK it seems to vary anywhere between 16 & 25 (able to vote and more lenient sentencing in Scotland).

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Assessment Results

    Rachel Reeves - 10

    Kier Starmer - 14

    Angela Rayner - Tried three times - 9, 17, 201

    Yvette Cooper - Failed test

    Kemi Badenoch - 156

    What we really need is some face time - this internet technology approach is clearly not working!

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    £1.3m...

    Not exactly a massive budget for this sort of thing.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: £1.3m...

      The 70 billion quid black hole they dug trying to fill the 20 billion black hole they said the Tories left them means there's not much money to go around. They should hit up lord alli. He's always got cash to spare. Just say it's for a new suit and shoes for Keir.

  20. Excelziore

    An estimate of accuracy of say +/- 5 years has quite a different impact on someone who is 19 years old vs someone who is 40 years old.

  21. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I thought we'd solved this problem already.

    After all, all these websites keep asking me to upload a picture of my face to prove I'm old enough to be there.

    If it's good enough for Ofcom... :-)

  22. Bloodbeastterror

    Ah yes, that old trope again...

    "Will no-one think of the children?" A phrase so very useful to push through anti-democratic measures.

    As the loathsome Kyle put it: "If you want to overturn the Online Safety Act you are on the side of predators. It is as simple as that.” Is it, though...?

  23. JPCavendish Bronze badge

    I wonder if the Refugee Council is as outraged about the appalling statistics of adult migrants claiming to be children.

    Thought not.

  24. 's water music

    paging...

    @James McCormick, a potential opportunity for you here

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Cosmetics

    What are they going to do about make-up? I can't imagine any minister is going to sign-off on legislation banning the wearing of make-up while entering or leaving the country

  26. J.G.Harston Silver badge

    Good god, have these morons never actually observed the real world? The age of a biological entity is a biological process, and biological processes are inherently fuzzy. As an example you have girls having their first periods between 8 years old and 22 years old - that's a TWO HUNDRED FUCKING PERCENT ERROR RANGE. You can have 25% of 18-year-old males six-foot line-backers with stomach-level beard, and 25% of them looking like Harry Potter. My 40-year-old nephew is an airline pilot and looks like he should still be in school. Biology is not nice and beaurocratically exact.

  27. steviebuk Silver badge

    Have they not

    seen the story of Natalia Grace, 'nough said.

    This will be a MASSIVE failure.

  28. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Shouldn't someone have worked out how before requiring every porn site in the WORLD to enforce it ?

    Just saying.

  29. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Are they finally waking up to the ADULTS claiming to be children, so they can protect children from them?

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