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Tesla vehicles sold in Australia have been recalled over a window that could "close with excessive force" on a body part of an unwary driver. The affected vehicle is the 2025 Model Y, and 7,301 units within the model range could be afflicted with what the Australian government is delicately calling a "software issue." The …

  1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

    Why is it s a software issue...

    Looks like a "we have to make it in software because we can"... Not because it might be better.

    1. munnoch Silver badge

      Re: Why is it s a software issue...

      I don't really see how you save anything hardware-wise by delegating the obstacle detection to software. The glass stops at end of travel because the driver circuit detects a rise in current from the stalled motor and switches it off. The same function is what stops it when it hits an obstacle mid travel.

      Or knowing the Rat a more likely explanation is that it uses the internal cameras and an ML model to keep track of your appendages in real time and stops the glass moving if any part of you is outside of the vehicle. Because that would definitely be the simplest and best solution and would never go wrong. A bit like relying on cameras for FSD...

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Why is it s a software issue...

        Or it pops up a picture of you on the next captcha and says "click on all body parts that should not be trapped in a car window"

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Why is it s a software issue...

          "click on all body parts that should not be trapped in a car window"

          The use of word "appendage" in the article perversely brought a zipper to mind. Not sure a pin the tail on the donkey configuration tool would accept the NSFW parts of the anatomy.

          But then who cares what fantasies Tesla drivers and their partners indulge in within the privacy of their own garages? Highway patrolman and the speeding nympho?

          1. Diogenes8080

            Re: Why is it s a software issue...

            "Off with his didgeridoo!"

            1. Korev Silver badge
              Coat

              Re: Why is it s a software issue...

              ROLF

  2. b0llchit Silver badge
    FAIL

    You are doing it wrong

    Due to a software issue, the driver side window's automatic protection system may not operate as intended...

    That admission is a true testament of Really Bad DesignTM. When software is your only guarantee that these simple devices do not hurt you, then you know it has been badly designed. There used to be mechanical constraints in the design to prevent run-away processes from hurting or dismembering you.

    Oh wait, never mind, this is modern times' design where we need to make all the old errors at least one more time again.

    1. Chloe Cresswell Silver badge

      Re: You are doing it wrong

      Did they hire coders from the Therac-25 designers?

      1. David Austin

        Re: You are doing it wrong

        Precisely where my mind went to.

    2. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge
      Childcatcher

      Re: There used to be mechanical constraints

      Which Elongated Muskrat deemed to be far too expensive and eliminated them.

      He even got rid of the indicator stalk to save a few $$$.... He must have learned from Clive 'C5' Sinclair who was infamous for reducing component count to save costs.

    3. Kevin McMurtrie Silver badge
      Terminator

      Re: You are doing it wrong

      You need the option to sever fingers for Musk's zombie apocalypse scenario.

      And by zombie apocalypse, we mean ordinary people demanding a living wage from the wealthy.

    4. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
      Boffin

      Re: You are doing it wrong

      You might be over-thinking the term 'software'

      Admittedly, I suspect it's more akin to firmware, but there's not much to differentiate those these days - with flash storage and OTA updates the norm for both.

      There will be a device measuring the current draw in the motor. That will need to be calibrated for that particular assembly and conditions - some frames will put more resistance on the glass than others. So the object detection looks for a current higher than normal - and the allowable percentage is adjustable. It will vary because in winter with ice on the windows it will need more power to shift, as an example.

      So basically they've set the threshold outside the parameters required in one country. No big deal - simple parameter to adjust. But why would you assume that there should be a hardware intervention involved? The firmware exists already and is reliable, just needs to be configured correctly.

      (I'm not defending Musk here, just pointing out that it's a standard implementation)

      1. b0llchit Silver badge
        Boffin

        Re: You are doing it wrong

        You really, really should read the Therac-25 case and understand why that case is so important, even for electric windows in cars.

        1. Jou (Mxyzptlk) Silver badge

          Re: You are doing it wrong

          Upvoted, cause he really should. I learned about that term (and then the device) here in this forum a few month ago, then checked Wikipedia, and holy moly we simply got lucky it got stopped, 'cause "responsible capitalism in USA" is a natural oxymoron. More common here in EU, even though not on the level I want, still much better.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: You are doing it wrong

        > You might be over-thinking the term 'software'

        >

        > Admittedly, I suspect it's more akin to firmware,

        Same difference. This particular functionality should be embedded in the basic circuitry controlling the motor the way any sane P.Eng would have designed, not delegated through whatever software crapfest the dog left in its bowl.

        Sure, it needs to be calibrated. Once for each shape/size of window. Then it's built on the assembly line and only fails when the control circuit melts. Different calibrations for different juisdictions/weather? Yeah, how about NO.

  3. PB90210 Silver badge

    Note to self: avoid Teslas when out dogging!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I would have thought that owning a Tesla would make that a self-solving problem...

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        True, your Cybertruck is never going to make it up the country hill and all the way across the unpaved car parking site. Unless you get the wooden blocks out of the back and keep moving them to even out the ground as you go, after which you'll be too tired to enjoy the event.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I am led to believe that some people prefer cupcakes enhance their enjoyment with auto-asphyxiation. Now standard in Tesla. "Should reverse our UK sales decline , Boss."

    3. The man with a spanner Silver badge

      "

      Note to self: avoid Teslas when out dogging!

      "

      But don't forget to pee on the tyre as you go past

  4. JimmyPage Silver badge
    Joke

    Why are people surprised ?

    I've replaced all my fuses with Windows PCs

    Oh, hang on ....

  5. segfault188
    Devil

    Easily sorted by OTA

    One Cybertruck owner managed to injure an appendage

    The accident was caused by an OTA (Overlook The Appendage) update, but fixed by another OTA (Operate on The Appendage).

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Alert

      Re: Easily sorted by OTA

      Appendages - could the Australian authorities please get hold of Musk and test the efficacy of the update by getting Musk to place his appendage against the top of the open window and then keep it there whilst the window is closed.

    2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Alert

      New option for Tesla owners

      Eunuch Maker and Bobbitizer

      ref: John and Lorena Bobbitt

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

  6. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

    Musk builds guillotine

    Sadly not for "personal use only"

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

      Re: Musk builds guillotine

      May be he'll accidentally Bobbitize himself (see my earlier post above)

  7. Tron Silver badge

    A car that can circumcise you for free.

    Is there nothing that Elon cannot do? Awesome!

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Alert

      Re: A car that can circumcise you for free.

      Become POTUS, unless they pass something like the Arnold Amendment

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Amendment

      May be the "Musk Amendment" - he could do it, but, it's going to need more than $200 million - lots of palms to be greased, votes to be bought, pork to be supplied, voter districts re-drawn. Whilst some of that that is illegal, who says it can't be done.

      1. DS999 Silver badge

        Re: A car that can circumcise you for free.

        It would be cheaper and easier to just buy a president, in much the same way that Peter Thiel bought/built himself a VP.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: A car that can circumcise you for free.

          That's the best he could buy? With all his money?

    2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

      Re: A car that can circumcise you for free.

      I forgot - Tesla Full Self Driving. Does it really work/can it be trusted?

  8. spold Silver badge

    There is no escape - mwahaha

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Stone the flamin’ crows!

    People in Australia are still buying Muskowagens?

    Top 5 sellers are all utes and the like.

    1 Ford Ranger

    2 Toyota HiLux

    3 Toyota RAV4

    4 Toyota Prado

    5 Isuzu D-Max

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Stone the flamin’ crows!

      "People in Australia are still buying Muskowagens?"

      Pure EV sale are apparently tanking while hybrids are increasingly the preferred EV option.

      Musk and Trump MAGAry generally, are fairly unpopular here. After Musk's fascist antics earlier Tesla sales dropped precipitously and haven't recovered.

      Not that I believe the Tesla Wankenpanzer is available here but I doubt it would be registerable or meet the ADRs.

  10. The Central Scrutinizer Silver badge

    Mention Tesla to almost anybody here and you'll be met with eye rolls and groans. A friend who bought one 2 years ago is having serious buyers remorse after that idiot's Nazi salute and various other antics.

  11. Archivist

    Newsworthy?

    If this had been any other make of car, it wouldn't have made the news. Tesla have painted two targets on themselves, one because of an industry disruptor and secondly because one of its shareholders is a nazi. That's a real shame because most of their products are great.

    Signed,

    A happy model 3 owner (who bought before Musk went totally crazy)

    1. NerryTutkins

      Re: Newsworthy?

      I think they were great cars a few years ago, but have actually got worse.

      They removed LIDAR because of cost, even though it performs far better. They removed well proven ultrasonic parking sensors and again use the cameras, which simply doesn't work properly.

      I don't really have a problem with the fact they are still using the same body shapes (I think the industry convention of brand new generations every 7 years is kind of unnecessary if the old one still works) but it does help give the impression they are not really keeping up.

      5 years ago, they were the only established choice if you wanted an EV that could go further than just local, and could charge faster. But now there are many other options that are better, or cheaper, or maybe in the case of Chinese cars, both.

      Musk seems incapable of acknowledging mistakes. Other manufacturers are rolling back to physical controls for many features, because customers prefer that. But Musk seems to plough on, convinced of his own genius on everything and just doubling down even when the evidence is clear that he's wrong. It's the kind of vanity that led to the Cybertruck.

      I think his extremist views have certainly not helped, especially considering the EV demographic, but I think Tesla would be struggling regardless now at least in Europe. Not only is there a lot more competition, Tesla have actually made their cars worse by removing working tech for cost reasons.

    2. WolfFan Silver badge

      Re: Newsworthy?

      The Musketeer was always crazy, you just didn't see The Truth. And you still own a wakenpanzer. Bad boy.

    3. Archivist

      Re: Newsworthy?

      Ooh, what a reaction! Do people not agree that Tesla was an early industry disruptor? Or that they have a Nazi leader?

      You are a funny lot!

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