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Microsoft is one of the biggest names in cybersecurity, but it has a less-than-stellar track record in the department. Given its reputation, Redmond can't afford to mess around when it comes to securing its cloud customers' data and workloads. At the annual Hot Chips conference on Monday, Bryan Kelly, a partner security …

  1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    Oh dear

    Microsoft can put as many “quantum-safe” locks and anti-tamper seals on its boxes as it likes. The moment the Cloud Act is invoked, those locks pop open. And with Washington visibly compromised - from the White House down to the intelligence agencies - customers aren’t buying protection, they’re buying plausible deniability. Encrypt it in transit, encrypt it at rest, encrypt it in memory - but it won’t stop the files taking a day-trip to Moscow the next time Putin mentions the word “Epstein”.

  2. IGotOut Silver badge

    Look at all this fancy hardware....

    ...to try and offset all the issues caused by our bug ridden software, but look, it now has AI!

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Microsoft is a big name in cybersecurity because their flawed approach to development has meant many of us have had good careers cleaning it up.

  4. Irongut Silver badge

    > Kelly argues that, in spite of open source's reputation for being "lower quality,"

    He must have used a recent version of .NET.

    I don't think it was making .NET open source that lowered the quallity though, that was more likely caused by sacking good devs and replacing them with a worthless LLM.

  5. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

    Allegedly Secure

    WEP. RC4. RSA SecurID fob backdoor bribe. Intel SGX enclaves and 'Foreshadow' vulnerability. Kernel memory and System Management Mode memory compromise by Foreshadow-NG.

    This time, THIS TIME, we trust that you will get all the details correct, AND that you won't be bribed by a government to build in a back door.

    Because it's quantum crypto safe.

    Yeah, pull the other one.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "This time we got it right, folks! Trust us!"

  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Azure Boost

    I think I recognize the "Azure Boost" module bottom right as an incarnation of "Project Brainwave" which was presented a few years ago - a giant FPGA with a few gig of RAM and a couple of 40G NICs for doing "bump in the wire" low latency server clustering. I guess that must be part of a standard Azure node build now.

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