back to article CoreWeave CFO: $25B raised in debt and equity in 18 months

Rent-a-GPU biz CoreWeave is still racking up eyewatering debts amid mounting net losses as it continues to burn cash on expanding datacenter capacity. The New Jersey-based firm is one of a new breed of cloud providers that focuses on GPU-based server infrastructure and services used by customers for the development and …

  1. IGotOut Silver badge

    You really...

    ... couldn't make this shit up

    OK the tech bro's can, but most people couldn't.

    1. ecofeco Silver badge
      FAIL

      Re: You really...

      This fad of tech douche bro meme stock will not end well nor soon enough.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: You really...

      Trying to somehow out-pace the growing mountain of leveraged debt seems like a bit of a risky "plan". Or is it a "scheme"?

      House of cards, foundation of sand, etc.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Core weave

    A bunch of former crypto bros who turned to the AI bubble, what could go right!

    https://www.wheresyoured.at/core-incompetency/

    1. druck Silver badge

      Re: Core weave

      I can't really tell the difference between CoreWeave's business model and a Ponzi scheme, but that's not surprising if they've come from the similarly scams of crypto world.

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