Quantum states
Next up, (de-)compressing weights on the fly to use less than a bit per weight. When that is no longer enough, then the weights must be encoded in the quantum states of the fabric of the computer chips. That will also be insufficient to satisfy the curious language models and the weights will have to be encoded in the quantum state of the universe itself.
But since we are already living in this universe, we can be assured that the universe already has the quantum state necessary to encapsulate the quantum state for the models and because we do not see the result of this quantum state we must conclude that either the whole language model stuff is folly or the universe simply prevents us from reading the proper weights. So, a dead and alive situation waiting for the wave to collapse and the model to cease to exist. Speaking statistical probabilistic, of course.