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Before humanoid robots walk among us, they'll be operated remotely, in part to gather the training data to develop Vision-Language-Action Models for autonomous, nonlethal bipedal ambulation. There are already various approaches to teleoperation, ranging from computers linked to augmented reality accessories and game …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Joke

    So it's basically a robotic Kuato ?

    Maybe it could also be used to tell Quaid to turn on the reactor...

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Facepalm

    We wonder why birthrates are dropping like crazy in the western world.

    Democratised tech, yes, all very noble and of course I applaud it but we do have a serious problem with couples unable to afford to have kids and promoting tech as some sort of substitute baby isn't going to help much.

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge
      Facepalm

      There may come a day

      When commentards read the article before commenting.

      But it is not this day.

  3. ParlezVousFranglais Silver badge
    Unhappy

    "However, if we aim to deploy more robots into intimate human environments, such as our homes, the humanoid form will likely be the only viable solution, given that our surroundings are already built for the human body."

    Bummer... No daleks then...

    1. Francis Boyle

      Daleks

      are more you're demolition workers.

      1. David 132 Silver badge
        Coat

        Re: Daleks

        I met a Dalek once who'd transitioned into the role after losing its previous job as a T-1000 hunting John Connor.

        It was an ex-Terminator.

        1. cookieMonster
          Pint

          Re: Daleks

          Very good, have a pint

  4. AMBxx Silver badge
    Terminator

    Old scifi?

    Anyone else remember an old scifi short story about couples having to manage a robot baby to see if they were up to the task of raising a real baby? Robot baby would leak oil and make crying noises.

    1. Simon

      Re: Old scifi?

      I remember Niles had a bag of flour, that didn't end well either.

  5. Mage Silver badge

    the years he spent at Disney Research

    Now's he's taking the mickey!

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Re: the years he spent at Disney Research

      Especially as I know several people who built these rigs over 20 years ago.

      "Brian Damage" was controlled this way in the BBC TV series Mechanoids.

      Hard to Google these days, it's almost vanished from the Internet. I wonder whether Frog Twissell is still making stuff.

  6. martinusher Silver badge

    Not a baby, surely?

    When I saw the video I thought not "CHILD" but "Jeff Dunham". Anyone familiar with the name will know him as a extremely clever ventriloquist who can bring all sorts of things to life using nothing more than some very clever manipulation of hand and voice and the power of suggestion. An example of his work is here:-

    https://youtu.be/GBvfiCdk-jc?si=6rDYtEFsA6GAWIha

    Obviously its possible to remotely control these puppets. The ventriloquist won't because a big part of the illusion is the conversation, both verbal and non-verbal.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Not a baby, surely?

      Yes; he's quite good.

      BTW, little tip: in most cases you can leave everything out after a question mark in a URL, that's usually tracking. So the URL would then be just https://youtu.be/GBvfiCdk-jc. Always check if it still works (some miscreants now check), but it's safer.

  7. The Oncoming Scorn Silver badge
    Terminator

    Sub Heading - MIssed Opportunity

    Bring Your CHILD To Work Day!

    1. Kane
      Terminator

      Re: Sub Heading - MIssed Opportunity

      "Bring Your CHILD To Work Day!"

      This was a triumph.

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