Millions of age checks performed as UK Online Safety Act gets rolling The UK government has reported that an additional five million age checks are being made daily as UK-based internet users seek to access age-restricted sites following the implementation of the Online Safety Act." The figure comes from the Age Verification Providers Association (AVPA), according to the UK's Department for …
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Are these 5 million daily totally stupid & witless? No wonder the scammers are in a lucrative business. I hope the moron Peter Kyle gets caught up in this crap.
How about getting parents to take responsibility for their darling rug-rats?
But the figure doesn't really define what an age-check is..
If the checks are performed by a third-party, then it may be that an API query has to be made to the third-party for every pageview or at least login. I.e. this is more likely 5 million API requests per day rather than users * websites
And of course, the figure says age checks not positive age checks, so the 5 million could also include people (and webcrawlers) being denied access.
This. They're probably quoting requests...I don't know anyone that has gone through with age checks...plenty of people asking me how to setup VPNs though!
If they are quoting requests, then 5 million is fuck all. I have a site that receives 1,000 ish unique views a month (by IP) and achieves well over 5 million requests. Simply because it is dynamic content on the site (it's a bunch of graphs and maths and shit) so the data refreshes on the page at least 10 times a minute, and each refresh can contain dozens of requests.
Then there is crawler traffic and Chinese bot activity...Chinese bots probably make up about 5-10% of my traffic some months.
As a parent, I can wholeheartedly say I did not back this idea...I'm very much onboard with taking responsibility for this.
I think you'll find hardly any parents wanted this outside of mumsnet...it's mostly the usual nanny state bullshit that Labour cooks up which is a thinly veiled attempt at some level of spying.
It was probably concocted by a Labour...I couldn't tell you who though, because when you do a Google search for this information it has been weirdly censored...AI refuses to give a response etc...
Labour has had every opportunity to chuck this in the bin, but instead they doubled down and "nannied" it up.
There's more than enough bile to go around. Liebour more than deserve their fare share. They were cheerleaders for this fucked-up bill when it was making its way through parliament. They could have repealed the act when they took office.They didn't. Instead they sent out a know-nothing fuckwit to defend this ridiculous piece of legislation. This fool said anyone questioning the OSA was a paedophile terrorist who wanted to overthrow the government.
Fuck 'em.
It's deeply worrying that Farage (MP for Passing Bandwagon) is the only politician speaking sense on the OSA. That should be ringing alarm bells.
What if I told you that acts of parliament can be proposed by anyone elected to the house of parliament and not just the ruling party. It's the votes that decide whether an act is passed, not the ruling party.
https://votes.parliament.uk/votes/commons/division/1926
Look at the vote share you fucking cretin. If Labour wasn't in power with a massive majority, it would never have gone through.
The fact that this was passed, suggested and even exists is Labour through and through.
You perhaps have not met the average tech-savvy teenager who can get round this in a heartbeat. They will just get a free VPN or download a browser with one built in; there are three out there on a simple web search. You also likely can't block a VPN at your router even if you wanted to because then your work VPN won't work either. Duh.
How about getting parents to take responsibility for their darling rug-rats?
First show me ISP routers, teleco account control panels, social media networks, and devices which offer more than Potekmin parental controls. They don't exist, because if they did we wouldn't have got to this stage in the first place.
Obviously not, but they are a necessity.
Anyone who says parents should parent like their parents did back in the 1970s-90s is probably thinking of their parents parenting by taking the TV out the child's bedroom. Tell me how this is done with devices that by definition are movable, unless the parent follows the children around all day?
So now that everyone agrees that is neither practical nor desirable we come to the next step which ensuring that an agreement between parents and children is followed. In no business on the planet is the IT department expected to enforce agreed company policies without the ability to administrate devices, software, or company websites, yet patents are told they have to do just that for their children.
What's right for one child on WhatsApp, Instagram, or TikTok isn't right for another. One child won't have any interest in Instagram, others will unfortunately have all their friends on Instagram so it becomes necessary for the child to have an account as part of having a social life with other children and for the parent to have a degree of control over what their child does in Instagram - e.g. they may decide their only want their child to follow other children in their school, to check that their child is not being bullied, and to only allow access to one account on the phone. This is not possible at the moment.
Likewise WhatsApp, the parent may want it to act as a simple messaging client and be able to choose which contacts their child can send messages to and again check their child is not receiving unwanted messages, but again this is not possible and Meta is adding social network functions to WhatsApp which is probably the opposite of what patents want.
Parents need useful parent controls to be able to parent effectively, they don't have that at the moment. Even age verification in the UK is just another "either you have access or you don't" which again is missing the point - parental controls must be fine-grained to be useful, to allow parents to choose what is right for their children. There can be huge differences in what is suitable for two different children at the same age.
"Anyone who says parents should parent like their parents did [...] is probably thinking of their parents parenting by taking the TV out the child's bedroom. Tell me how this is done with devices that by definition are movable,"
It's not the only thing that needs to happen, but one important place to start is by deciding what devices the child should have. If that means no smartphone because they aren't trusted to use it properly, then don't buy them a smartphone. Buy them a simple phone, or maybe don't buy them any phone. It's not perfect, but it's a start that, when suggested, some people act like is an impossible idea that they don't understand how anyone could suggest.
"In no business on the planet is the IT department expected to enforce agreed company policies without the ability to administrate devices, software, or company websites, yet patents are told they have to do just that for their children."
Of course they're not. They're the parents' devices, and they can be locked down. In some cases, you might be able to manage without doing so, but there are restrictions. Use them. A lot of complainers have never looked at the options or decided that because they're theoretically bypassable, we'll just ignore those and demand others. There are many management options for mobile and desktop devices, many of them free, and they can be used.
"others will unfortunately have all their friends on Instagram so it becomes necessary for the child to have an account as part of having a social life with other children and for the parent to have a degree of control over what their child does in Instagram [...] This is not possible at the moment."
This is where you see what the various parental options on Instagram allow and decide whether they're sufficient, and if they're not, take it up with Instagram. I don't know what they are as I don't use or administer it, but they certainly claim to have lots of options. But before you rush to legislate, consider that Instagram is not a necessity after all, even if others use it. I had friends who used social media I did not, and somehow I still had a social life with them. If the risks of Instagram are too high, prohibiting it is an option. You have the decision whether it, with parental options enabled, is an acceptable risk or not. It is not our responsibility to lock down everything because Instagram doesn't have a feature you think it needs but you insist on letting your children use it.
One important thing is not to let technological control outweigh all the other important things. Preventing your child from being bullied on social media is important, but if all you do is prevent them from seeing messages, the problem is still there. If they're a target of a bully, they're probably in close proximity to the bully in question. You can do far more good by knowing and responding to that situation, whether that's by teaching the child about ways to respond to raising a complaint against the bully than any social media filter will ever do. When we ask parents to parent, it's often with non-technology solutions which they should use already.
It's not the only thing that needs to happen, but one important place to start is by deciding what devices the child should have. If that means no smartphone because they aren't trusted to use it properly, then don't buy them a smartphone. Buy them a simple phone, or maybe don't buy them any phone. It's not perfect, but it's a start that, when suggested, some people act like is an impossible idea that they don't understand how anyone could suggest.
Kids communicate using apps running on smartphones, so banning not allowing your child a smartphone can ruin their social life. As I said before, on/off parental controls aren't the solution.
Of course they're not. They're the parents' devices, and they can be locked down. In some cases, you might be able to manage without doing so, but there are restrictions. Use them. A lot of complainers have never looked at the options or decided that because they're theoretically bypassable, we'll just ignore those and demand others. There are many management options for mobile and desktop devices, many of them free, and they can be used.
Free MDMs only offer basic features, I'm not particularly bothered about keeping Instagram up to date since the phone itself will update apps sooner or later. Paid MDMs hardly offer parental control features, why would they?
This is where you see what the various parental options on Instagram allow and decide whether they're sufficient, and if they're not, take it up with Instagram. I don't know what they are as I don't use or administer it, but they certainly claim to have lots of options. But before you rush to legislate, consider that Instagram is not a necessity after all, even if others use it. I had friends who used social media I did not, and somehow I still had a social life with them. If the risks of Instagram are too high, prohibiting it is an option. You have the decision whether it, with parental options enabled, is an acceptable risk or not. It is not our responsibility to lock down everything because Instagram doesn't have a feature you think it needs but you insist on letting your children use it.
I'm not asking that everything be locked down because of Instagram, I'm asking that Instagram should have had useful parental controls for years now and if it and other social networks did have then we wouldn't have got to the current state of nonsense where the user's age is guessed with a selfie or photos of photo ID and this data can be leaked on the Internet. Age verification doesn't even stop bulling via social networks.
One important thing is not to let technological control outweigh all the other important things. Preventing your child from being bullied on social media is important, but if all you do is prevent them from seeing messages, the problem is still there. If they're a target of a bully, they're probably in close proximity to the bully in question. You can do far more good by knowing and responding to that situation, whether that's by teaching the child about ways to respond to raising a complaint against the bully than any social media filter will ever do. When we ask parents to parent, it's often with non-technology solutions which they should use already.
I'm don't want to ban them from seeing messages or avoid talking to them, but should I suspect that they are being bullied or receiving unwanted messages because of changes in behaviour, have the ability to confirm my suspicions. Far too many children believe that if they tell someone then the bully will bully them more, or proof may be deleted. If I have a reliable way of knowing that there is a problem then I can talk to them.
> banning not allowing your child a smartphone can ruin their social life
Perhaps that's where the conversation needs to start!
What do you mean by a social life, how does it change from say the age of 8 or 10 until they are 18 or are you trying to gaslight everyone into thinking that a 12 year old should have all the same access, responsibility and maturity of a 17 year old ?
Instagram is mentioned, but the rest of the tone reads like we should all be reading in snapchat instead.
Just put a put a social order on any parents caught with kids that have social media accounts under the age of 18.
Caught? Get a fine and haunted by a social worker for 6-12 months who can view your internet history. It's invasive, but that's the point and that's how the enforcement works. It's also only invasive for parents who ignore the law.
Anyone who says parents should parent like their parents did back in the 1970s-90s is probably thinking of their parents parenting by taking the TV out the child's bedroom. Tell me how this is done with devices that by definition are movable, unless the parent follows the children around all day?
I'm pretty sure I remember porn mags in the 70s-90s being moveable. Same for most of the other nasties - cigarettes, matches, knives, drugs. All easily hide-able. Moveable. Tradeable. Desirable. Extra desirable when restricted. And I definitely remember the parenting style that involved confiscating TVs and regular groundings being a big failure.
Teach your kids why these things can be harmful and put some trust and responsibility in their hands. If you don't they'll only harm themselves when they get to 18 instead. Once you accept that kids are endlessly inquisitive and have more time to defeat your restrictions than you do to create them, and that they enjoy doing so, then teaching them is the only viable approach anyway.
It's difficult, we constantly struggle with the devious, gas-lighting little devils. But, you have to try, you have to make the effort. Ours don't get smart phones, they get dumb ones and they have computer time severely limited. Not helped by the government allowing schools to necessitate them for homework because it saves the teachers from marking. And their mates have smartphones on the bus so they all watch porn, violence and trash on the way to and from school. They even tell us they're going out to play football, skateboard etc and go to a mate's house to sit infront of a brain destroying game like fortnite. The online safety act I would support is one making it illegal to access the Internet under 18! (Joke)
The state education system is also broken, from a parental perspective, and clearly a government / ruler tool for indoctrination and compliance. The discipline is often misplaced, woke teachers push left wing narratives and the justice mirrors the nation in being two-tier. Kids with "problems" get away with bad behaviour whilst the others get slammed for it. What is that teaching them? The problem kids play on it and get the others in trouble and the normal ones learn that problem people can do what they want, so they want to join them.
I don't believe this is all an accident.
Tell me how this is done with devices that by definition are movable, unless the parent follows the children around all day?
To paraphrase the Oompa Loompas :
Who gave a mobile device to their little brat? Who are the culprits? Who did that?
The guilty ones now this is sad. Dear old mom and loving dad!
Anyone who says parents should parent like their parents did back in the 1970s-90s is probably thinking of their parents parenting by taking the TV out the [sic] child's bedroom. Tell me how this is done with devices that by definition are movable, unless the parent follows the children around all day?
If it's beyond your wit to take the internet-connected devices from your little darlings at night and perform a simple measure such as putting them in a cupboard and turning off the Wi-Fi, then might I suggest you consider not breeding.
Internet-connected devices such as phones, tablets, and laptops, are generally not cheap, so it's unlikely that little Anonymous Coward Junior is going to be buying additional devices out of their pocket money.
For those of us who did grow up in the "70s-90s", the idea of having a TV in your room was a wild fantasy to most; this probably indicates that either you weren't there, or that you came from a fairly privileged upbringing yourself, and should know better.
For those of us who did grow up in the "70s-90s", the idea of having a TV in your room was a wild fantasy to most; this probably indicates that either you weren't there, or that you came from a fairly privileged upbringing yourself
Or parents willing to abuse a Rumbelow's 'Rentaset' free home trial :) (no wonder they went out of business)
By the late 90s TV-in-bedroom was a pretty standard fixture for most older kids I'd say. (Driven both by cheap small TVs and the need to stop kids hogging the main family set with consoles). Before that, yea not so much.
In the late '90s, when I was at university (well, mid-late '90s anyway), having a TV in student halls was still pretty much a novelty. It's entirely possible that it was just my parents that were mean (they certainly weren't low income), but we had one TV in the family home throughout the '70s, '80s and '90s.
Firstly, I am not a parent, this is just what I have observed over years of family interaction with people who are.
We were average middle class. There was some money to buy things, but not enough to buy the big desirable stuff. That was out of reach. Can I have my own TV - no. Can I get a 10 speed bike - no. Can we get a VCR - no. Can I have a hamster - no. Can I get a new sister - . But you just have to shrug and move on. What you do get is an understanding of the cost of things, and responsibility looking after them. For all the kids like me from that era, who are parents now, they remember that experience, and say they never want their children to be disadvantaged like they were. Disposable income, the range of stuff to buy for kids, and parental indulgence coupled with pester power has increased hugely since then. I never got that Scalextric set, but every child I know now, has a PlayStation, and a tablet, and a phone, etc. Sure, if you can, give your kids the things you didn't have, but teach responsibility or take it away.
Sorry filtering doesn't work TLS started that demise TLS1.3 stuck a bigger nail in the coffin and (o)DoH oHTTPS and a whole suite of other hide the traffic technologies now exist to stop snooping and as a side effect stop parental filtering in networks.
Filtering sort of works on the client (in browser / os) but only if you have corporate style endpoint controls to block configuration changes. Even this is not perfect but ....
This law is and was just going to incentivise creation of yet more ways to sidestep monitoring and blocking which makes the 'bad' worse by hiding it in more layers of obfuscation.
It does work if you have the knowledge. The knowledge to install your own certificate on each device in the house, that allows you to then sniff all the HTTPS traffic. Its how DPI-SSL works and how Fiddler has worked for years. Problem is parents not having the know how to implement it.
But the governments move is a shit one. A better option would be ISPs giving the OPTION (not forced sign up) to checks their end and the parents sign up for it, for free. But forcing this shit on everyone, even adults that have no kids is bollocks. Its a cack handed move by people who don't understand how the fucking internet works. How many companies are banking millions on this and how long before we have a MASSIVE breach. A massive breach where the government will have to get involved in compensation for the ID thefts.
If it was for kids safety they could make demands on router and device software to allow simple blocking. Make sites have to issue a hidden code that allowed the blocking and let parents make the choice. But this is not about the kids, it's for adult censorship and control. And shouldn't child "safety" be a parental responsibility? Why would you want to take it away from the people that (mostly) genuinely care about their children?
"How about getting parents to take responsibility for their darling rug-rats?"
Yes, make parents (many of which are tech-illiterate) monitor every single thing all of their children do non-stop on every single digital device until they reach the age of 16+ (I can tell you have children...) Or, we could just make it so that graphic porn isn't accessible to children with just a few clicks.
Have they gone about it the right way? Of course not. Moaning about the Parents isn't going to solve it though.
You missed the point. If you require nanny software or internet filters you've already failed. Use words and have conversations. Talk to your children and more importantly, encourage them to talk to you. If you can't do this, or its not working, you should ask for help, but don't demand that the rest of us need the same help.
"If you require nanny software or internet filters you've already failed"
No you haven't. Inquisitive young minds are inquisitive. Also, it's not necessarily your own kids exposing themselves to garbage...it could be other kids with shitty parents that expose your kids to things.
What's insane is that some ISPs have had adult content filtering for a long time...Sky for example, you have to phone them up to remove / enable the 18+ filter. Which does a pretty good job at blocking access to known porn sites and the like.
The trouble is, these adult filters don't apply to social media...which is where the problem actually is.
What's actually happening is adults are being forced to identify themselves to access porn and all the dangerous content that is out there on social media is still accessible and will continue to be accessible because kids change the language they use frequently to get around filters / detection...it's as old as the fucking hills.
What we're going to see if a constant race between the old fuckers managing the age restricted sites trying to identify which content should be behind an age check and language changing. You know who will win? The kids will win.
As an example, I was picking my kids up from school a few months back and there were parents fretting and the headteacher was all stressed out because one of the kids at the school had figured out how to play Fortnite on one of the school issued Chromebooks, and they had shared the knowledge. The kids in question are 8 years old...8!...and they figured out how to play Fortnite (or some knockoff, I'm not sure I haven't seen it) on a locked down school chromebook. When I was at school, I was the kid that figured this sort of shit out...the more things change, the more they stay the same.
The filters also don't work properly. I have a nabis shower screen to sell. I wanted another photo so looked for nabis screen, and very colourful and clearly not shower screens appeared. I don't understand the connection of why they came up but people can have "enjoyment" out of those images without even having to click into them (at which point you'd be blocked). Again, this is a government deciding something and not knowing how the internet fucking works.
Also Adam Savage mention a great story once (he tells it better). And its not a story to justify the block its just a funny story. When Adam confiscated his one of his twin sons phones for using it at night when they aren't allowed, Adam took it off him and put it in a draw.
A while later, for whatever reason he was in the draw and spotted the phone and looked. His son has slipped him a dummy phone :)
Exactly, I suspect I have posted this analogy before but I do have a suspicion of parents absolutely convinced that ‘little Timmy’ is protected for seeing anything bad by the good offices of the UK government?
Although they are slightly concerned about why ‘little Timmy’ is going through an entire box of Kleenex* every two weeks - he must have flu!
* other whacking material aids are available!
"Are these 5 million daily totally stupid & witless?"
Yes, almost certainly. Half the country is before average IQ. Half of those are half way to retarded, as the term used to be called. That's about 17 million objectively stupid people.
The interesting question is do you really think there's only 5 million wankers in the UK? If not then it seems to me blocking porn via proof of age isn't blocking very much porn at all.
So how long do the government intend to gather data, before accepting the initial evidence that regardless of the civil liberty infringement, the primary objective is not being achieved. And will they have the intellectual rigour and moral courage to walk back their changes?
"without collecting or storing personal data, unless absolutely necessary."
Hands-up how many people believe this? That these sites will not store anything and will discard photos/scans as soon as they process them?
There's no way in hell I'm going to upload sensitive, personal data such as driving license scans to a random, unverified 3rd party website when I have no idea of how they're processing that data, how it may be stored, etc. etc. It's just asking for a data breach and a treasure-trove of sensitive information being leaked online.
Of course, so many people think you're only affected if you watch porn. However, I've seen these age checks popping up for large sections of Reddit (anything flagged as NSFW - including simple subreddits like r/beer), songs on Spotify with explicit lyrics, etc. etc. It's just ridiculous.
So, it'll remain a hard-pass from me regarding uploading facial scans and passport photos and instead I'll just get around the censorship via VPN. What a bloody mess...
'Driving License' details, etc. – unless these details are being actually authenticated in real time, or at all, it's as meaningless as waving an approved 'ID document' under the noses of staff at an English Polling Station. Without authentication all that is required is anything that will fill the spaces the software requires. Is this the case? If it is, it's just another bit of pointless theatre.
Here's something else they've popped up for: a video for Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana's new left wing political party. Seems like the government don't just want to protect kids from people who want to fuck them; they want to protect adults from people who don't want to fuck them.
“Jezbollah” made me smile.
I will contribute “The Unelectable Face of Capitalism” and “Stop the West Coalition”.
I seriously doubt the government is trying to restrict access to Jeremy Corbyn and his new “party”. Might have been identified as a Russian troll farm or a North Korean phishing outfit.
Got my updated driving license today. Clearly states on it, along with the passport to NOT take photos or photocopy them. Appears the government have ignored that. But then this is the same people that kept stating I could use my passport photo for my driving license but never bothered to give me the option, yet magically used the signature that is from my passport.
"The measures platforms have to put in place must confirm your age without collecting or storing personal data, unless absolutely necessary."
This statement is either wilfully misleading or dangerously naïve. Platforms will inevitably retain age-check data - because they must be able to prove compliance in audits, defend against legal threats (like a parent suing over a bypassed check), and cover their own liability. Pretending this can be done without data retention is pure theatre.
Ironically, under the government’s own Online Safety Act logic - where “legal but harmful” content is subject to scrutiny - this very statement could qualify as such. It misleads the public, downplays privacy risks, and promotes a false sense of safety around deeply intrusive systems.
Not to mention, this is an absolute gift to scammers and extortionists. We are "normalising" the provision of identity data to the dodgiest of dodgy websites, at a time when identity theft is at its worst rate ever. What Could Possibly Go Wrong..
footgun, nose cut off to spite face, baby thrown out with the bathwater, etc. This law causes far more problems than it solves. But we are being given the George W. Bush ultimatum "You're either with us, or you're with the terrorists paedos"
I'm not sure this is really all that important.
The average user on the Internet is giving away so much personal information every time they use their computer that this age check thing is just a distraction.
I'd wager that over 80% of people click the 'all cookies' option on every site they visit, never use private browsers or any other form of data leakage prevention, so this tiny bit of extra info is somewhat irrelevant.
It sure does matter to the people in the UK who are fully aware of how leaky databases of PII are. The people who do actually take measures to prevent ad-slingers and other data brokers building detailed profiles of them will be harmed by OSA. Expression will be chilled by the OSA.
All of this is by design.
'Does it really matter?' That’s not insight. That’s the sound of someone mistaking their own sedation for wisdom.
Clicking ‘accept all cookies’ isn’t the same as being legally forced to scan your face or upload your ID to access culture. That’s not passive tracking - it’s mandatory classification.
And here’s what your shrug misses entirely: this system isn’t built for now. It’s infrastructure - durable and waiting. When a far-right government takes over - and one will - it won’t need to build a surveillance state. It’ll inherit one, pre-indexed and optimised.
Your ID, your face, your habits. Your digital skull shape, ready to sort at scale.
When Nazi Germany invaded Poland, the first stop wasn’t the battlefield - it was the town records. They used bureaucratic data to instantly identify Jews, intellectuals, and political threats. Round-ups didn’t require investigation. Just a list.
That’s what systems like this are for. Not safety - efficiency of control.
But sure. Keep shrugging. History’s reboots always need extras.
"When Nazi Germany invaded Poland, the first stop wasn’t the battlefield - it was the town records. They used bureaucratic data to instantly identify Jews, intellectuals, and political threats. Round-ups didn’t require investigation. Just a list."
It was said that the Nazi's spent as much time and effort on administration as they did on the battlefield. Knowledge is power and the Nazi bastards knew it and abused it.
Thanks for the comments.
I'd suggest having a proper look at what the Internet and it's existing data pools can tell about you.
It's either terrifying or amazing, depending on your point of view.
As someone pointed out, the Nazis were quick to use public records to identify those they wanted to persecute. But, that data pool already exists on Facebook and LinkedIn. Correlate between the two and you'll get a bit more. Then overlay X and Threads, and you'll be able to find most.
If we do end up with an authoritarian government from either end of the spectrum, then they have direct access to the data from censuses, health records, driving records etc anyway.
I'm not suggesting it isn't important. More that we need to look at it cohesively as a data leakage problem, rather than focusing on this one element.
The classic: “The barn’s already on fire, so let’s stop worrying about who’s adding petrol.”
Yes, vast data pools already exist. Yes, Facebook and LinkedIn are disasters. But here’s the difference: most of that data was leaked by choice, stupidity, or complacency. The OSA changes the game - it builds mandatory compliance infrastructure, centralised and state-sanctioned, with built-in enforcement and no opt-out.
Authoritarian regimes don’t just use data - they need it structured. That’s why the Nazis went straight for local records. That’s why China's social credit system works - it isn’t the amount of data that matters. It’s the systematic integration of ID, biometrics, behaviour, and access control.
OSA is the blueprint for the sorting machine.
Saying we shouldn’t focus on “just one element” is how every element gets a free pass.
I think making so called social media company comply as a publisher would be better way to stop this nonsense and overflowing undesirable content we suffer from. It's not like we actually need it. Anyone have good stats on tax revenue by county received from social media platforms? Is it really worth it for a cut of the ad.money?
Not all information is created equal.
I might be perfectly happy for there to be advertising cookies on my phone or my laptop, and accept that they can track me from website to website and profile my web browsing habits and maybe even my buying habits - I mean, I'm not. Me personally I'm not, but I could be.
But look what information is on my driving licence. My full legal name. My address. My date of birth. A photo of me. My signature.
It's a "How to steal someone's identity in one easy step" document. I am very protective of it. There's no way I'm sticking that in some "Please upload this, it goes you-know-not-where" portal on the entrance to a website - to any website - with the possible exception of the DVLA who might I guess in theory want to see it to issue me a new one. ...but then the DVLA already have that information, they issued me this one.
Labour are already as unpopular as the Tories were when they lost. In the meantime, buy some popcorn and wait for the data leaks to begin. There will be lots of them. We'll need to read about it on here though, as the UK media will cover it up. Downside of Brexit, hidden. Downside of age verification, hidden.
Presumably Reform will also fix Brexit while they're at it, they're known for being really good at their jobs.
Reform are nothing more than a protest party.
They follow the usual far right patterm of promising easy solutions to complex issues, sucking in the desperate, easily led, and those who have feel aggreived against society in general. Then they hope the effects are not realised before their term of office expires or else blame others (Woke, immigrants, EHCR) for their failings
I cannot wait for the party of Farage to explain to me the downsides of Brexit
You don't understand if we had remained we would be given lots of opportunities to change the decision or to undermine it. Look at the even handed coverage, you can see those Remainers are all fair play and unbiased. It's obvious Brexiteers are rascist, stupid scum. Imagine wanting to leave the epitome of democarcy, the EU. How bizarre. And form trade relationships with developing nations or tiger economies; mad.
@AC
"You of all people should know that codejunky. You've been asked many, many times to explain the advantages of Brexit. And never answered. I doubt that silence is a result of a lack of coloured crayons and finger paint."
Amusingly you dont seem to realise you made the point of my post. No matter how many times I and others have answered the question we cannot dumb it down enough for you to understand. And for gods sake dont lick the paint!
Well if you want to make brexit better the single biggest change you can do is for the UK to become a full member of Schengen. Remember Barnier's staircase chart? We've left the EU, which was the given question. Schengen would give us access to many projects and programmes that we are currently excluded from. We wouldn't be back in the EU -- so that would please all those dead voters. And we would be able to make large steps to improve the trading situation with our nearest and most important trading partner.
"Well if you want to make brexit better the single biggest change you can do is for the UK to become a full member of Schengen."
The UK cannot become a member of Schengen on its own - Ireland, the Isle of Man and the Channel Islands would have to also join at the same time. The reason behind this is the existing Common Travel Area (CTA) arrangement between UK, Ireland, IoM, and the Channel Islands which goes back over 100 years - it's like a mini-Schengen.
More info at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Travel_Area
If the UK tried to join Schengen while any of Ireland, IoM, or Channel Islands were not Schengen members then the "open borders" aspects of both Schengen (between the UK and other Schengen members) and the CTA (between UK, Ireland, IOM and Channel Islands) would conflict. Likewise Ireland cannot join Schengen unless the UK, IoM, and the Channel Islands also join. The Schengen area is not restricted to EU member countries, ETFA member countries are also Schengen members, as well as Andorra, Monaco, San Marino and the Vatican City.
You missed the point I was making - either they *all* decide to join at the same time, or none of them can join.
As for "All the others you mention report to Westminster so if England decides to join, they are covered", I'm not aware of the degree of autonomy the IoM and the Channel Islands have in such matters.
When you said "if England decides to join" I assume you meant "if the UK decides to join".
@Adair
"Failed to answer yet again."
It seems you forgot to troll as AC this time. Only last week the reg posted an article where the EU got a worse trade deal with the US than we did. The covid vaccine procurement is still the undefeated argument that was an instant benefit. Not joining the various bailouts of the Euro post covid. There has been a growing list since brexit but as I probably told you earlier in this conversation dont lick the paint
The covid vaccine procurement is still the undefeated argument that was an instant benefit.
The covid vaccine argument has been totally and utterly defeated except in the minds of those beyond desperation.
The EU got a worse trade deal than us because they are in a stronger trading position than us. Our paltry deficit in favour of the US didn't really matter to Trump.
Nobody has ever produced an argument in favour of Brexit that stands up. Yet the arguments against continue to stack up.
Unfortunately the UK has a very large ignorant and uneducated underclass, and in a democracy this can bring about bizarre self harm outcomes like Brexit.
@werdsmith
"The covid vaccine argument has been totally and utterly defeated except in the minds of those beyond desperation."
And then you wake up? Go on, amuse me. Or more likely you will run away from the discussion due to being wrong.
"The EU got a worse trade deal than us because they are in a stronger trading position than us."
That is fan-bloody-tastic! I love it. The UK did much better because we are weaker. If only we were as strong as the EU we could could be worse off. I guess we should be feeling very lucky to be so weak (I am still laughing if you cannot tell).
"Nobody has ever produced an argument in favour of Brexit that stands up. Yet the arguments against continue to stack up."
Time to take your meds. You have to be severely fanatical to pretend not even one brexit benefit. Although based on the laugh above you prove that. The EU is stronger so got worse terms! Funny.
"Unfortunately the UK has a very large ignorant and uneducated underclass"
And you believe yourself the opposite I guess?
"and in a democracy this can bring about bizarre self harm outcomes like Brexit."
Are you living in the UK still or did you move to your glorious EU?
> "Are you living in the UK still or did you move to your glorious EU?"
This coming from you, a UK resident who- IIRC- once *did* live in another EU country despite your professed opposition to it, but who I'm not sure has even visited let alone lived in the US, despite your obsessive fandom of their right-wing politics and culture war?
Pot, kettle.
@AC
"This coming from you, a UK resident who- IIRC- once *did* live in another EU country despite your professed opposition to it"
Hey hey you are quick. And while I was there the people also wanted their country out of the EU too!!!
"but who I'm not sure has even visited let alone lived in the US"
Good while ago I visited, yes the tourist areas. Nice place but it was a holiday.
"despite your obsessive fandom of their right-wing politics and culture war?"
If you havnt noticed the people of the UK are closer to the people of the US than the people of the EU. When they had idiots rioting we got idiots rioting. They went DEI, we went DEI. Their culture war bleeds over here so it matters. And then of course the obsessive children anti-Trumpers who protest him over in this country. But I guess you slept through all that?
> "Good while ago I visited [the US], yes the tourist areas. Nice place but it was a holiday."
Holiday, exactly. You've briefly seen the non-representative, tourist-oriented areas as a visitor, and that's the limit of your actual experience of a country whose politics and culture you nevertheless pontificate about and lecture others on.
> "the people of the UK are closer to the people of the US than the people of the EU"
I know you'd like us to believe that, but nope.
It's been long-observed that people often make the mistake of thinking that the UK is more like the US than it actually is, due to a shared language and the access that gives many people here to US mass culture.
But a lot of that reflects the values and culture of the coast, the stuff that's more likely to be exported- not that of the interior and more conservative and religious culture of the so-called "flyover" states. The bits that many people in the UK find weird and alien when they pay attention to it.
Try persuading your average Briton to get rid of the NHS in favour of an American-style system.
Then try persuading your average American- particularly Trump voters- to replace their utterly broken healthcare system with anything remotely like the NHS without triggering "OMG COMMUNISM!!!!!11111"
> "Their culture war bleeds over here so it matters."
Through sympathetic regurgitators like yourself, yes.
> "obsessive children anti-Trumpers"
I'm really not sure what you think this apparently forced condescension schtick will achieve or why you think anyone with any sense won't see right through it?
Is it a sub-Trump/Farage-wannabe tribute act or are you genuinely this yawn-inducingly insufferable in real life too?
@AC
"Holiday, exactly. You've briefly seen the non-representative, tourist-oriented areas as a visitor"
Congrats you managed to both read and comprehend what I wrote.
"I know you'd like us to believe that, but nope."
To claim that you dismiss commonalities and reach for the extreme differences. The UK rejected the EU partly through the lack of compatibility between UK law and continental law. The UK/US prefer lower tax.
"Try persuading your average Briton to get rid of the NHS in favour of an American-style system."
That isnt much of an argument. It would be hard to sell the NHS to the continent. How about trying to sell the insurance models to the UK as used on the continent? The average Brit again says no.
"Then try persuading your average American- particularly Trump voters- to replace their utterly broken healthcare system with anything remotely like the NHS without triggering "OMG COMMUNISM!!!!!11111""
We cant convince anywhere else in the world to copy the NHS. It really isnt as good as you seem to think it is.
"Through sympathetic regurgitators like yourself, yes."
I didnt join the BLM protests in the UK. Are you stupid to think I would?
"I'm really not sure what you think this apparently forced condescension schtick will achieve or why you think anyone with any sense won't see right through it?"
Its not condescension its reality. Did you not see the stupid protest with the stupid Trump blimp in London?
> "Congrats you managed to both read and comprehend what I wrote."
Exactly. And since you clearly have no counter-response to that, you've somewhat desperately resorted to the cod-superiority/condescension schtick yet again....
> "Are you stupid to think I would?"
...and again.
> "We cant convince anywhere else in the world to copy the NHS. It really isnt as good as you seem to think it is."
It's far from perfect, yet for almost anyone other than the super-rich, it's orders of magnitude better than the utterly broken US system.
> " Did you not see the stupid protest with the stupid Trump blimp in London?"
It was pretty clear that you were referring to the protestors as children, not the blimp (which was itself making a legitimate point about a man who behaves like a spoiled toddler).
@AC
"Exactly. And since you clearly have no counter-response to that, you've somewhat desperately resorted to the cod-superiority/condescension schtick yet again...."
Eh? Why do I need a counter response to you reading what I wrote and correctly? Did you want a pat on the head? What should I be responding to you achieving normal conversation?
"...and again."
You claimed I regurgitated US culture war which I pointed out clearly I didnt with the very clear example. You dont have to like it but remember, YOU brought up the US for some reason. You joined a conversation between me and werdsmith about the EU. Entirely different parts of the map.
"It's far from perfect, yet for almost anyone other than the super-rich, it's orders of magnitude better than the utterly broken US system."
You seem to say this as if its some revelation? And yet you avoided what I said about how nowhere else would copy our system either. There is no hurrah in this conversation.
"It was pretty clear that you were referring to the protestors as children, not the blimp (which was itself making a legitimate point about a man who behaves like a spoiled toddler)."
The protesters who made the stupid blimp protesting Trump. Yes. You might disagree but they are no better than this- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDYNVH0U3cs&pp=ygUYdHJ1bXAgZWxlY3Rpb24gc2NyZWFtIG5v
> "Did you want a pat on the head?"
...and again. Oh dear.
> "What should I be responding to you achieving normal conversation?"
Going by the disingenuous weirdness here and in every discussion you contribute to, you're the last person who would know what constitutes a "normal conversation"!
@AC
"Total silence, eh @codejunkie?"
Coward asks for details that mean nothing to him over something that coward has determined cannot be real (I assume your worldview wont allow it?) and wonders why I dont respond. Please tell me you are trolling and not really so stupid? Never mind, it doesnt matter, you are coward.
I am not the one making up stories about having lived in an EU country, full of people who aren't laughing at the UK's Brexit antics.
Not posting because people with knowledge of residency there will shoot you down in flames?
Time to come clean.
Post the country or admit you were making it up.
Downvote all you want. There's no reason not to share the country. Unless you were an illegal. And even then, you are anonymous on here, so the authorities will not pursue you. (Unless you are still living there illegally? Or have taken dual nationality to hedge against Brexit as many Brexit hypocrites have done? )
Ah, Ruritania! A splendid country to pass the time!
However I prefer to sojourn in Grand Fenwick.
I'm sure Madam Codejunky would agree that these are wonderful places to reside.
And clearly they would have offered residency to such an esteemed guest!
Hungary opted out of the pooled deal with Pfizer and BioNTech.
The UK was in the transition period and could have opted in but also chose to opt out. It was also no quicker for the MHRA to approve the UK's vaccine with Pfizer and BioNTech than it would have been for the EMA. The head of the MHRA also went on record as saying the existing legislation was enough to authorise the supply of vaccine.
You have been corrected many times over the years but you still wilfully persist on repeating the same wrong information.
@AC
"Hungary opted out of the pooled deal with Pfizer and BioNTech."
That was after the EU was still messing about and the UK/US and Israel/etc were getting vaccines. Germany even broke the EU agreement not to order from suppliers the commission is talking to. Only the UK broke ranks and that was due to brexit. It was politically not viable to join the EU procurement after so much effort trying to leave, and we were extremely lucky to have left when we did.
"You have been corrected many times over the years but you still wilfully persist on repeating the same wrong information."
But it doesnt help when your correction is the one that is incorrect. That even the ardent supporters within the EU government were vocal about how brexit Britain was getting this done and the EU commission not disagrees with you. You cannot rewrite history.
Even more-so the Hungary situation when they opted out was due to the very problem of the EU procurement issues vs others such as the UK- https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/hungary-has-opted-out-new-vaccine-deal-with-pfizer-2021-05-20/
I'll answer. Practically none because the whole establishment was against and determined to undermine it. The intention however was to distance from the corrupt, anti-democratic and failing EU and to trade and work with the economies that are now forming the BRICS block whilst maintaining a nation state and British culture. Not racist, not anti LEGAL immigration, not even anti Europe just not beholding to other nations or globalist wannabe dictators.
> "Practically none because the whole establishment was against and determined to undermine it."
I predicted at the time that, when Brexit failed to deliver the unicorns, rainbows and sunlit uplands promised, it's supporters would shift the blame to the EU and Remainers for undermining it or being insufficiently supportive.
Admittedly that was- even then- predicting the obvious, but point proven.
> "BRICS"
People of your political bent are obsessed with BRICS being A Thing, but that's revisionism here- it was never a big selling point as to why the UK should leave the EU.
Maybe it was in your head, but that was the problem with Brexit- it could be everyone's contradictory wish fulfilment fantasy because no-one was prepared to agree and commit to an actual plan.
BRICS wasn't coined to represent a coherent trading bloc and never will be, despite the propaganda-driven fantasies of right wingers.
Its members may be large-to-major economies, some "emerging", with varying degrees of distance to the West and self-interest driving temporary co-operation, but that's about all they have in common.
Trying to paint a loose affiliation as something more formal than it ever was or will be says more about you than it does about them.
Do you really believe this lot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ0suswOO2E
Voted for Brexit for the reasons you stated?
I have no doubt that some people voted for brexit for the reasons you've highlighted, but the majority of them didn't...certainly not enough to influence the vote.
Had Brexiteers had the mind for the points you've raised, brexit might have been an orderly and beneficial thing...unfortunately it wasn't. It was rushed, ill conceived and a net negative overall.
We have never had a problem trading with BRICS nations etc...even when we were in the EU.
Did you ever ask the main voting block why they voted for Brexit? I did. In my illegitimate polling and most was of the answers were economic or nationalism without racism. At least without racism in the sense of skin colour. But yes in terms of wanting Britain to retain self-administration and British values only changing organically over time.
Everyone British wants that...but leaving the EU wasn't the solution...you cannot change the views of the people at the table if you aren't even sitting at the fucking table. If you storm out tipping your chair over, the people at the table remain the same...you just look like a whiny bitch.
They're not even that.
They're only the current here today, gone tomorrow bandwagon-chasing clown car du jour for boosting Farage's fragile ego. Another will emerge from the same sewer in a year or two when Reform implodes once His Nigelness gets bored and stumbles across a new scapegoat to bully.
Besides, we already have a protest party: the LibDems. Oh and the Monster Raving Loony Party.
" People voted them in because they didn't want Tories, but got the Tories anyway."
That's been true for UK politics ever since Harold Wilson left office.
Starmer's Tories haven't yet become as sleazy/incompetent/corrupt/dishonest as the Johnson/Truss/Sunak Tories. Or the Blair Tories.
It's only a question of time though.
"That's been true for UK politics ever since Harold Wilson left office."
This is a lazy view of history. If you aren't Michael Foot or Jeremy Corbyn, you're a Tory?
The reality is that Blair and Brown poured vast sums of money into shattered public services and looked to address inequality with programmes like Sure Start. The NHS was in a terrible state in 1997 and when New Labour left office, waiting lists had been abolished. The UK got very close to full employment. There was so little homelessness that street teams were scratching around to find homeless people to help. Tax credits were a cleverly disguised expansion of the benefits system that helped the working poor. New Labour introduced the minimum wage despite bitter opposition from business and the Tories. Prior to that people could legally be paid £40 for a week's work. I could go on but you get the gist.
Are these all characteristic Tory policies?
Reform won't do a damn thing, Farage is just another liberal puppet.
The Civil Service runs this country with an iron fist, the incumbants get some say but they get little influence. You really think Starmer, Reeves and Rayner have any real say? It's the Humphery Abblebys that are running and ruining this country from the shadows of Whitehall, then the incumbant takes all the flak. 5 years passes, rinse and repeat. Even if Reform got in they'd f**k it all up just like the Tories and Labour have.
My father is 84 years old and extremely proud to have never voted once in his entire life, "What's the point in voting? It's always the same old shit-show gets into power and always f**ks it up!"
On the evidence of previous efforts Nigel's priority is Nigel, followed closely by Nigel's bank account.
It just so happens that the particular money making vehicle that suits Nigel, or at least that he has fallen into and discovered an open goal, is 'English politics + the Media'.
This is a genuine question as I'm not sure of the answer.
If you visit The Hub and it asks for age verification you have an option to provide it via a third party.
The Hub never gets a copy of your face. As I understand it you can send a photo of your face to the third party doing the check. They then (immediately?) determine whether you're over a specified age and return a response which is basically true/false as to whether you're classed as old enough. They allegedly delete the photo within a week.
This begs 2 questions
1. Why do they need to store the photo for any length of time longer than the verification checks?
2. As I understand it, things like Face ID on iPhones don't actually send a copy of your face anywhere. It stores it on the device - basically as a mathematical representation of your facial features - and then uses local logic to determine whether the person who's face is in front of the camera matches that representation. Surely something like this is possible where you verify once and then all subsequent verifications are just "is this the same person who did the original verification check?"
2) It's entirely possible. There's a dozen implementations that would do a better job of ensuring privacy compared to what we've ended up with. It's the classic "authentication" vs "authorisation" pattern. The website doesn't need to know who you are, just that you are authorised to view it. Meanwhile there would be websites that could take your "credentials" and issue you a token that can then be redeemed. Token could be anonymous, issuing website doesn't know where it's redeemed, redeeming website doesn't know who it was issued to. Tokens have an expiry date, and each website could choose to only let you redeem it once or until it expires (to add friction to sharing).
Could even issue the tokens (QR of a JWT?) in physical shops in case you don't want to submit your details online.
Is it a perfect system? No, but you won't find a perfect system.
This is the kind of well-meaning naivety that gets weaponised into infrastructure.
“Why does a picture of your face need to be stored?”
Because if the verification ever gets challenged - by regulators, by a court, by a parent claiming their child got through - the platform and the third-party checker need to prove the check was real. That means logs, metadata, and often the biometric signature itself. That’s not paranoia, that’s basic legal self-defence.
“They allegedly delete the photo within a week.”
Allegedly. But even if they do, your biometric signature is already extracted, scored, and processed by then. That derived data may not be deleted. And who audits the deletion? Who holds them accountable if they quietly retain a hashed faceprint “for future fraud prevention”?
“Can’t we do it like Face ID?”
Face ID works locally, on your phone. That’s private by design. The OSA age checks aren’t. They happen in the cloud, via third-party processors, under Ofcom’s legal and audit requirements. Your face goes out into the world - through opaque companies under pressure to comply, avoid fines, and protect themselves.
And your last suggestion - persistent identity binding - is somehow worse. You’re proposing a global facial passport, where every future check verifies not just your age, but that you're the same human who passed it the first time. That’s a centralised, biometric identity system - exactly the sort of thing authoritarian states salivate over.
So yes, they say they delete the data. Until one day, they don’t. Until policy shifts. Until laws change. Until a government demands retention. And by then, the pipes are already laid. Your face already passed through them.
That’s the danger. Not what they do now. But what you’ve already made possible.
> And your last suggestion - persistent identity binding - is somehow worse
Depends how it's implemented. The initial process for an external provider verifying your identity remains the same and then it issues your device with a token (passkey, certificate) that it can present to websites. The device keeps the token secure and ensures that only authorised users can use it. This token (like my previous message) doesn't contain any identifying information, just that the bearer is over 18. You could build in a call to renew the token periodically (so that you're not always presenting the same token to websites and them building up a profile of you) which wouldn't need to re-confirm your identity (although you could make it so that it did if required).
Now you've got a secure, anonymous system. Even if the rules change, or something leaks, they can only find out who has asked for age verification, not where it was used.
On paper, sure - it’s elegant. But in the real world, that “anonymous, secure system” won’t survive contact with liability, regulation, or political pressure.
You assume the token is truly anonymous and unlinkable. But in practice, that only holds if no one ever challenges it - no lawsuit, no audit, no regulatory probe. The moment someone says “my 12-year-old got through,” the provider needs to prove: who requested the token, when, under what criteria, and for which device. Suddenly that lovely unlinkable abstraction needs a lookup table. Now it’s linkable. Now it’s a latent identity graph - just waiting to be subpoenaed.
Worse, the token doesn’t float in a vacuum. Websites will log token usage. They’ll fingerprint the device. They’ll correlate. And if it’s the same token - or even the same token issuer - across multiple sites, congrats: you’ve built a decentralised browsing passport, minus the name, but with the behavioural signature intact.
And sure, you can rotate tokens. But then what’s stopping a site from demanding re-verification? Or tracking token issuers? Or just requiring logins on top?
Your proposal assumes good actors, low stakes, no mission creep, and no regime change. The rest of us live in the real world - where elegant protocols become surveillance tools as soon as someone needs cover or control.
This isn’t a fix. It’s a chocolate coating on the wedge, a UX-friendly dressing for shifting the Overton window.
Aside from the token use, everything else you've described can and does already happen. Having a token doesn't change any of that. Sites could already require logins, fingerprint devices, etc. Nothing to stop someone using a different token per site. Tracking issuers would be unlikely to be helpful due to the limited number of them, but even that could be worked around.
Your 12 year old example sounds pretty straightforward. Aside from the fact that it's out of scope of this law, it would be a criminal investigation. The details of the token would be acquired from the website that accepted it (which wouldn't be at fault if the token was valid) and the issuer would be quizzed on who they issued it to. Quite who would be raising this I don't know though. The 12 year old isn't going to accidentally obtain a token so either they bypassed the system or someone provided them with one. The former is a parenting issue (or possibly the issuer if they're being negligent), the latter is potentially a safeguarding issue. None of that changes that the receiving website doesn't know the identity of the bearer, and the issuing website doesn't know where it was used.
By all means repeal the law, I don't have a problem with that because I believe the responsibility lies with parents to educate and inform. I remember when the method of age verification in games was asking you a bunch of questions about things that happened 20 years prior!
What I was trying to explain was that a system _can_ be built that satisfies all the (non-stalker) requirements. If we're going to not try because someone might, at a later date, change the requirements and abuse the system then we may as well give up now. Let's not ask for proof of age when buying alcohol in the shop because someone may have fake id, or someone may remember your name / where you live.
Let's assume for a minute that everything said about the legitimate age verification sites is true, and no data is stored, leaked, sold etc.
A bigger problem is the copycat sites that are bound to spring up. Get the users used to having to provide scans of passports, driving licenses etc, or to need to provide credit card details to prove age, and this is a goldmine for scammers, identity thieves and so on, as they won't think twice when visiting a dubious website prompts them to do so, giving their personal details to a fake verification site. And let's face it, the sorts of website that require age verification aren't exactly known for being upstanding citizens.
It’s the design. The real achievement of the Cookie Law wasn’t privacy - it was conditioning. Stage one: train the population to click “Accept” without reading. Stage two: bring in GDPR to formalise the data trade - but now with legal consent harvested from a population that’s been trained to obey prompts like lab animals pushing buttons for sugar pellets.
Now we’re onto stage three: normalise uploading your ID, face, or credit card just to access basic online content. Once the reflex is there - “prove who you are to proceed” - scammers don’t even have to try. People will hand over passports to any site with a slick logo and a loading spinner.
It’s not a fringe theory. It’s behavioural manipulation at scale, dressed up as regulation. Governments get control, corporations get data, scammers get cover - and the public gets trained, step by step, to give up privacy as a condition of participation.
The beauty of it? They’ll call it “safety.”
He's part of the Brighton and Hove Mafia - which has how the press in that part of the world have dubbed the overly cosy arrangement of Zionist councillors and Labour party MPs.
Tony Greenstein has an informative article https://tonygreenstein.com/why-are-the-police-the-bbc-national-press-refusing-to-even-mention-ivor-caplins-arrest/
He's best known for being very good friends with former defence sec Ivor Caplin (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14274723/Ex-Labour-MP-350-000-home-searched-police.html), who was himself briefly famous for posting truly excessive quantities of adult material on social media with a rather high profile following.
A journalist who screenshotted one of the images, to ask WTF found himself in hot water https://x.com/GregHadfield/status/1881676602775371895
Mr Kyle is of course blissfully unaware, when his best mate has his collar felt, despite following him on twitter, he's also shocked that "Ivor Caplin, the former Hove MP and the chair of the Jewish Labour Movement" - Hadfield is interviewed here https://expose-news.com/2025/01/27/greg-hadfield-exposies-paedophile-ivor-caplin/ and here about the police https://greghadfield.medium.com/revealed-zionism-abuse-pornography-and-worse-f080409f8606
We all know what will happen..
Companies will be forced to put in controls that at best pay lip service to the legislation, at the same time workarounds will be found and quickly disseminted. The only people who will really be affected will be legitimate users who will be forced to continually prove who they are, while at the same time companies will harvest more and more informatioin which will become a goldmone to fradsters and hackers
At the same time, the real problem. The creators and disseminators of dubious material will be hardly affected
eventually the law will just become some background noise because the challenges of operation and enforcement will prove just too great, until the next great crusade begins
Yeah, no though.
We have tech.
We have the means to make elections more representative and transparent.
There is little overlap between the two things. If anything adding tech will make the process less transparent and more susceptible to influence. All it takes is process change, elections don't need to happen in real-time and so don't need to be automated.
The way I see it is:
- the platform algorithms are optimised for engagement
- because engagement keeps you on the platform, which means you see more ads, which means profit for the platform
- it turns out the most engaging content for humans is stuff that makes you outraged
- outrage being: seeing something that makes you feel sad; but attributes blame somewhere, so that sadness turns to anger; combined with a feeling of helplessness because you can't do anything; which curdles into frustration
- if the algorithm feeds you enough stuff on one topic, you become radicalised
- radicalisation being: a topic that was very low on your internal hierarchy of concerns becomes a top concern that you obsess about, and potentially act on in antisocial ways
- some fraction of the population will then find themselves not vaccinating their children, vandalising warplanes, gluing themselves to roads, trying to burn down migrant hotels, etc
- because of bubbles and echo chambers, society fragments, and you end up with things like political parties splintering over the 5% of things they disagree on rather than uniting behind the 95% of things they agree on
- the platforms know all this, but (a) "hey man, free speech" and (b) "hmm how can we monetise this effect..."
- it doesn't matter to them whether the most engaging content is true, half-true, or false; if white noise turned out to be addictive, they'd serve that
- they don't cooperate with anyone - law enforcement, parents of dead children, etc
- the government knows all this and tries to do something proportionate about it
- their attempt is half-arsed and doesn't tackle the root causes
- everyone starts talking about the theoretical ramifications of their action, rather than the actual ramifications of inaction
Frankly I think anonymity online is more bad than good. I don't mean that you have to publish everything under your true identity, but rather that to the best of our ability we ought to make it possible to trace anything back to the person responsible (via the usual law enforcement safeguards). Yes, in a totalitarion dystopia that would be terrible. But we don't live in a totalitarian dystopia. Platforms that kind of do this, like LinkedIn, may still be full of dreadful guff, but I'd be very surprised if people are dm'ing eachother death threats and dick pics there.
(Yes I'm posting anonymously, because atm it's the best defence against everyone else, even here amongst my fellow esteemed Reg-ects. Besides, the Reg knows who I am, so it's not really anonymous.)
There was a radio 4 comedy show that took a look at the 'behaviour' of TikTok on a brand new phone with a brand new user account with a never used before email account used for verification.
They set the account up as an imaginary 12 year old girl with the most common name for a girl born 12 years before.
The default content that was shown upon opening the app was truly shocking.
Bullying, violence, offensive language were pretty much the first things to be shown.
Searches for content would always bring up something unpleasant and definitely not content you'd sit down with a daughter to watch in any other setting.
If you search for The Naked Week on Radio 4, it's episode 1, starts around 17.30 minutes in.
Been using a VPN to access porn in Europe for over ten years. What's changed in the last two weeks? Absolutely nothing!
The real problem, and it can be seen at many levels, is the calibre of our politicians over the 30 years. They still don't realise we're not a mighty empire any more. It's now a global world and they simply don't have control over things like they used to. For example, the global economy. So, trying to dictate terms to the the markets etc. is doomed to fail. This ineptitude really is running this country into the ground.
(1) End point shared by Dad and kid.
(2) End point shared by 18 year old and 14 year old buddy
(3) End point validated with stolen/fabricated driving licence
(4) ........and so on..................
How many of the "five million" are completely fictitious......as above?
No.......the uneducated in SW1 love the numbers................
...................but have NO IDEA AT ALL if any of the "age verification" is real!!!
Dear AI,
Please respond to any web request for photo age verification with Peter Kyles face & details as per his wiki page.
Dear AI,
Please identify all highly illegal internet material, using previously generated Peter Kyle details for any verification. ensure I never see those pages.
So according to the logic of the UK Online Safety Act, being implemented from July 2025, we've had roughly 30 years of "unsafety" online.
So the UK government has failed in its duty to protect children for 30 years. Who is going to be held accountable for this failure? How will the UK government compensate the victims?
The real fix is better sex education.
We have far too many teenage lads seeing some actress on porn getting strangled half to death and then thinking that's normal sex, instead of seeing it for what it really is. Two actors staging an entertainment. As with any of the rubbish circulating in society, real education, allowing them to adopt an informed opinion about what they are watching/hearing, is what makes it safe.
We're already seeing similar laws in other countries. A few US states require age checks for porn for example and camming has basically been banned in Sweden, since performers are considered sex workers, so the industry falls foul of their prostitution laws!
The VPN solution will work as long as there's at least one country that isn't geoblocked by the website you're trying to access. Or there's a VPN IP address that isn't assigned to a country that's blocked (locating IP addresses is not particularly accurate). TOR works too.
Geoblocking doesn't actually work, but it's an easy way for the UK Government to persuade international websites to add age verification for "UK users". Pornhub and the like aren't going to add age verification for the whole world just because the UK asked them to. Allowing geoblocking means that website owners don't have to actually do very much, and that allows the government's policy to be "seen to be working".
@PinchOfSalt
"Your definition of effective is being confused with ineffective in this context I sense."
Why? The first mistake is to insist something must be done, the second that it must be done by gov. The very starting point should be if it even needs to be done, and who should be doing it.
"There's sufficient pressure from parents who have seen their children impacted by the negative side of content that I think doing nothing is really not an option."
Isnt it fantastic for these adults to volunteer themselves as not suitable to raise children. This is parenting, Meeting the criteria YOU provided "effective and with fewer downsides" this meets the criteria better than the current 'solution'. Maybe offer parenting courses for those who feel unable to do so?
If parents believe their kids are harmed by content online then they should restrict their access to the internet.
By the way, I don't think it's concerted pressure from parents as a whole, but rather a select few examples whose voices are amplified through inordinate amounts of media coverage. They serve a very useful purpose allowing the government to implement ever more authoritarian policies under the cover of we're doing this for the children.
Yes, this is a possibility.
Certainly this was the assumption for why a thirteen year old boy hanged himself in his bedroom just down the road from me.
It was assumed that he'd seen the numerous videos being circulated on various platforms, including via messaging systems between children, had encouraged him to try this.
But as you point out, there is no proof as his phone was locked when they found him, and the police couldn't get into it.
It would seem surprising if he hadn't found out via the Internet as where else would he have obtained such an idea at that age and without any previous signs of distress?
"There's sufficient pressure from parents who have seen their children impacted by the negative side of content that I think doing nothing is really not an option."
And what were these parents doing when their kids were supposedly accessing harmful content? Why weren't they supervising them properly?
Doing nothing is the only option here. Everybody has to take personal responsibility for their actions, especially when it comes to raising children. Nobody else can do that. It's beyond stupid to assume otherwise.
It's even more stupid to think half-assed unworkable "solutions" like on-line age verification checks could solve a social problem that can't possibly be fixed by technology, Or the nanny state.
I do agree that technology isn't really the answer, but it's been pretty heavily involved in making money from creating the problem.
Perhaps you could outline your approach to supervising your children whilst they're at school, on their way home from school, the times they're at a friends house, out playing (assuming this is still done)?
The funny thing is that this solution probably has worked.
The younger kids probably aren't able to directly spend money on their phones and are therefore not using VPNs to circumvent the filter.
The adults are now giving some extra cash to the VPN providers to get access to the adult content.
It won't stop everything, but it will almost certainly dampen it down.
Let's see what the traffic numbers show over the next few months.
It requires a minimum trust in a government, but it strikes me that government bodies have usable ways to identify _me_, e.g. the UK tax office gives me an eight digit number and they know how old I am from other data.
From that, they could, using my tax office ID, give me an on demand certification that I am over 18. Make it with a trapdoor function to generate a large number which is easily tested for thruthiness (like a debit card number but much much bigger).
So now, I attempt to access a facility that requires an age check. I either apply to gov. for one, or use one already issued... Government doesn't know why I want it or where I use it; requirer only knows that I've passed the age check. Nobody stores anything except me, and if they care to, the requirer - who might want to request a new check if e.g. they see the same number from different locations.
The responsibility for ensuring that my children don't use it is mine; the trapdoor function ensures that my original check can't be traced; the issue of faking the number I leave to those with more expertise in the field than l.
No doubt there are holes in this you could drive a bus through; I'd be interested to hear them.
Would this mean the number generated would have no link to the person who made it?
My concern at the moment is that even if you manage to verify yourself with fake details, verifying will create some sort of id/cookie that when used on enough sites, the metadata will likely eventually give away enough to be able to correlate who you are.
And what about those who clear data and cookies, I presume they;d have to login every time?
No, the number would have a link to the person, although presumably a unidirectional one so individual sites wouldn't automatically know from seeing your number that it was yours. The government who verified it would. Sites, if they checked that number among themselves, could still build up a profile, and you couldn't have another number, so that would be a nice profiling method. That last one would be illegal under GDPR, which is enforced so strongly that only 65% of sites would track it. That's the problem with most systems. Either they have a trackable identity connected to them, or they're very easy to bypass. I don't like the system, so I prefer easy to bypass, but either way you go, someone who wants the system to be perfectly locked and perfectly private is guaranteed to be disappointed.
Yes, this seems quite nice as a solution, but requires the government to build a system to do it. I guess it could be an extension of an existing system to save a bit on cost. The fundamental difference (I think) with your solution is that it's the govt. doing the checking rather than a private company.
I'm unsure of the way that tax ids are generated, so I'm not certain how easy that would be to abuse. Plenty of places that a tax ID is stored over the years across all those employers that we've all worked for. Pension providers, etc.
I'd be interested to see what the call from the website to the validating platform is doing and how much data is being collected.
It's much more difficult to solve this in this circumstance vs mobile operators due to the multi-tenancy of household networks and no unique identifier to tell one household person from another.
The other option is that the ISP implements the blocking solution, rather than the sites. This has a different set of consequences as the controls would have to be very broad. If the ISP were doing it, it would be easy to use some simple credentials to bypass any blocking system.
Let's review this:
I submit my identification information and I get a long number, which I can now enter on websites to prove I'm of age.
When a website wants to verify that, they presumably submit that number to the tax authorities who verify that it is linked to an identity that has created it. That means the tax authorities know my identity and what sites I access, and the only question is how long they choose to store it and whether their systems are secure when they collect it. Privacy gone.
Any website can correlate that number with any other website to know that the same user has accessed that site. You specifically recommend they store and check trends on that number to identify reuse. If one of them has a login, they can now associate that number with an email address. I only have one of these as well, making it a perfect fingerprinting tool because I can't have multiple ones and I can't use their site without one, which is great for advertisers and data traffickers. Privacy gone.
Anyone who finds that long number can identify themselves as an adult even if they're not, and I can claim that I didn't know they did it, so those numbers, obtained from willing or unknowing adults, will be readily available to people who want privacy or children who are willing to put a little work into this system. If sites don't check location, those values should work nationwide until they're automatically revoked by being used a hundred times every day. If sites do check location, you'll need individual numbers for people near where you live, which will make it more annoying for people trying to obtain others' numbers but will also make it more annoying for people trying to use their own.
You are right, there are a lot of holes. There will always be a lot of holes. The system as described is trying to verify that a user is within a set of known people, and there is no way of doing that without knowing identities at some point. Even if I was setting it up with a fanatical attention to privacy, it would still break. I might choose not to log anything and take the substantial legal risks that come from that, but that is not enough. Consider, for example, all the systems that process payment cards. They are not supposed to and usually don't log payment card data, because that would lead to fraud. And yet, they get attacked, because if you have software running on them, you can collect that data when it's processed even if it isn't stored. Mathematical tricks to obfuscate the numbers improve things a little, but only against the basics like replaying the same value, not the rest of the problem.
age checks performed each day?
Well that must mean that millions of people signed up for on-line age checks, and given its been about 10 days since this law came into force, I'd say the majority of the population has signed up for it... which means theres about 50 million people out there of all ages(except under 18*) who watch pornographic content........
Well we all know statistics can prove anything you want.
*This excludes those between 16 and 18 who can get married and do everything in a pr0n movie except watch their home movie afterwards.......
Imagine all those age verification IDs waiting for some entrepreneurial extortionist to get their hands on. "Oh it'd be a shame if we told your friends / family about your clown porn fetish / doubts about assigned gender / rape crisis chat".
A more sane law would have required the few dozen domestic ISPs to provide child filters without expecting a grillion random websites around the world to implement verification, or do so securely, or without malicious intent to blackmail users.
Peter Kyle is a cunt for his comments then. He won't mind, he has to prove he's 18 to see me calling him a cunt. Us that want it overruled aren't with the side of the predators (which the cunt is clearly using to silence his critics), we are on the side of making the fucking parents monitor their own kids internet access and not forcing the government to be their fucking nanny.
And whenever being personally, individually and collectively responsible and presently non-accountable for the likes of the Online Safety Act, the public purse spending servants enjoying Westminster Parliament largesse and a presumed/perceived freedom in the lack of just prosecution for the results of their collective political party deliberations for leading party government proclamation are surprised that they be so despised and ever more likely to be a popular media hosted casualty and accurately targeted victim of direct civil unrest action ‽
Anyone with a titter of wit would realise such to be a natural inevitable unavoidable consequence and therefore fully to be expected and thus gravely to be regarded and therefore best avoided at any cost.
Ergo, there be Novel and Noble Ignoble Troubles ahead for the serially and seriously witless ‽ . ’Tis only natural in the universally acclaimed order of such politically incorrect and inept things.
It may not stop this but it will indicate the feelings and might delay further draconian measures. This is not about keeping children safe, it's a cover to enable wider censorship.
We've just got people thinking it's not a good idea to just click random links in emails and handover their data, and now we're saying it's fine to handover your passport and driving licence to anyone that asks for it... Queue a massive rise in fake ID checking services...... Scary times....
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