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The International Space Station (ISS) is still leaking air from the Russian segment of the outpost despite efforts to eliminate the losses. Sergey Krikalev, executive director of the Human Space Flight Program at the Russian space agency Roscosmos, made the admission during the pre-launch news conference for NASA's SpaceX Crew …

  1. Headley_Grange Silver badge

    I've got a can of stuff in my campervan that I spray on the gas connection after I've changed bottle to make sure it's not leaking. There's loads left if NASA want to borrow it.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      I'm sure they'd be grateful but it would probably end up being as annoyingly difficult to retrieve as the pressure washer I loaned my neighbour a month before the bugger moved 400 miles away.

      1. herman Silver badge

        Hmm, the ISS is also about 400 miles away, but there is no road.

    2. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
      Happy

      NASA don’t need your spray. I’ve already loaned them a big bowl full of water and washing up liquid.

      Well OK. I admit it’s actually a swimming pool. We’ve decided it’ll be cheaper to bring the ISS to it, instead of the other way round.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Fibs Don. Elon's getting paid a shit ton of money to bring it down, and then you charge NASA rent at Mar-a-Lago day rates, until they remove the ISS from your pool. (Don't forget to leave at least one DEI hire at the FAA to blame for it.)

    3. werdsmith Silver badge

      Maybe a trip to Halfords to buy up their entire stock of Holts Tyreweld, should sort it.

      1. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
        Joke

        No, the leak is in the Russian segment, so you need to go to Halfordski to buy all of their Holtski Tyreweldski

  2. danR2

    It would be more illuminating to elaborate on just  w h a t  they have tried doing about it. The article amounts to "they have a problem, they can't fix the problem, they fixed it before and it didn't work"

    1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
      Boffin

      Because admitting that it's duct tape and Bondo would be embarrassing.

      1. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

        It'll be them sanctions wot did it, the Russians can't get proper JB weld and are relying on that fake stuff advertised on tiktok

        1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

          It'll be them sanctions wot did it, the Russians can't get proper JB weld and are relying on that fake stuff advertised on tiktok

          Don't see the problem. Improvisation. If they can't get the good stuff, they can at least use leftover porridge, or Weetabix. And if sacntions deny them access to that, the supermarket own-brand dry wheat bisk will do the job just as well.

          Mix with a little milk, wait until it forms a disgusting paste, apply to affected area and once it's dried on, nothing short of concentrated sulphuric acid will shift it.

      2. Ken Shabby Silver badge
        Alert

        String and Selotape™️

        Other sticky tapes are available, apparently Durex is popular in Australia

        1. Martin-73
          Gimp

          Reminds me of an old skit where a guy from the UK buys Durex and... things go POORLY

          1. IanTP

            Jasper Carrot sketch, remember it well :)

    2. Brewster's Angle Grinder Silver badge

      They're waiting for a consignment of chewing gum to be sent up to the station.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Drill a hole, put a blind rivet in it. Before smoko.

  3. Bitsminer

    Space opera?

    In space, no one can let you smoke a cigarette.

    Just follow the smoke....

    1. mcswell

      Re: Space opera?

      That's what they did in the old science fiction stories. John Campbell, the editor of Analog SciFi/SciFact magazine, was a heavy smoker, and probably a majority of the stories he published included a leading male character who smoked cigarettes, cigars, or a pipe.

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Space opera?

      "In space, no one can let you smoke a cigarette."

      Given that comments have been made that state ISS smells like a prison, a stick of incense wouldn't go amiss. These are trained scientists. They should be able to monitor one stick of incense to make sure they don't wind up burning the whole thing down (Up?).

      1. MonkeyJuice Silver badge

        Re: Space opera?

        I'm not sure a zero gravity ember emitter is ideal.

        1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge
          Happy

          Re: Space opera?

          You don't need to waste all that money on jos sticks or horrible air fresheners. Just open a window and let the fresh air in.

  4. CorwinX Silver badge

    Might be missing something here

    But the standard way to spot airflow is to use something that produces visible smoke/gas.

    Obviously would need to be chemical, and harmless, not actual flame.

    But just watch where the airflow goes.

    Or is that too simple for rocket scientists?

    1. Kevin McMurtrie Silver badge

      Re: Might be missing something here

      There's no smoke in a vacuum.

      I put a tiny electric motor in a vacuum chamber to see how fast it could go with no wind resistance and a lot of extra electricity. I never saw any smoke in the chamber despite all the hot parts evaporating. The pump sure stank.

      1. PRR Silver badge

        Re: Might be missing something here

        > no smoke in a vacuum.

        Big difference between "slow leak" and "vaccum".

        Yes, walking around with a cigarette is how we used to trace poor air circulation in buildings. (In days when ashtrays were built right onto hallway walls.) Yes, with multiple leaks we needed a ladder to get in the near-field of every register-- ah, that's not needed in orbit.

      2. CorwinX Silver badge

        Re: Might be missing something here

        The station isn't a vacuum - it's pressurised with breathable air. The guys and gals on it don't wear spacesuits unless they're going for a stroll outside.

    2. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Re: Might be missing something here

      The bit you are missing is that there are probably several leaks and they are very slow. The smoke will disperse before moving in a clear direction.

      1. Like a badger Silver badge

        Re: Might be missing something here

        Given the wealth of space-station-hole-plugging expertise we've got in this forum, the article could at least have quantified the leakage to make sure our insightful ideas about duct tape, ciggie smoke, soap and water et al can be properly thought through. A web search suggests that the ISS steady state air loss is about 500 grams per day, and that has risen to about 1 kg per day due to the shonky Russian parts. The 500 gram differential is equivalent to the air in about 12 inflated car tyres, or about 0.4 m^3 at STP, and using the Systeme Plebian "pop bottle" standard unit of volume it's 200 PET pop bottles per day. Taking the car tyre equivalent, we're talking about losing a car tyre of air every two hours, and that suggests our methods could work, that's a fair bit of air to be losing and not finding the leak.

        I'd like to offer up a solution that doesn't fix the leak, but stops it being a problem. Elon attaches a specially made 400 km hosepipe* to a bracket off the side of his next launch. The hosepipe unreels as the rocket goes up, and then is linked to the ISS. Then they've got a tube they can suck in air from the atmosphere, hey presto, problem solved. In fact, attach a second one for a water and nutrient mix, and that solves the inconvenience of water and food supplies, then convert the existing ISS toilet into a space garderobe (in the meaning of a mediaeval castle toilet). An illuminated world map in the privvy could show the 'naut which countries air their foulage would burn up in, enabling them to time things to selectively offload on chosen nations. I am such a genius, if only I'd been on the ISS design team.

        * Continuous hose, of course. Those Gardena or Hozelock connectors always leak like buggery.

      2. CorwinX Silver badge

        Re: Might be missing something here

        Ah So - thanks for the clarification.

    3. imanidiot Silver badge

      Re: Might be missing something here

      The problem is that astronauts in 0 G need a certain amount of airflow to stay alive as gravity and convection don't help to move CO2 rich "exhaust" gasses away. Fir the kind of leak NASA is concerned about they'd need basically dead still air, but to create that on the iss it might put a bit too much emphasis on the dead part

      1. the spectacularly refined chap Silver badge

        Re: Might be missing something here

        Err.. have you never heard of Brownian motion? CO2 is not dependent on any current to disperse it throughout a volume of air, although admittedly it does speed things up.

        1. ilmari

          Re: Might be missing something here

          I seem to remember reading that the astronauts on Apollo 13 tried to sleep in the deactivated command module. First it was cold, then slightly warmer as the air they breathed out enveloped them like a blanket, but after that they woke up gasping for air as there was eventually also a blanket of CO2.

        2. Catkin

          Re: Might be missing something here

          https://airandspace.si.edu/stories/editorial/catchin-zs-micro-g

          Astronaut Danny Olivas describes this phenomenon from his perspective, describing how the buildup of a carbon dioxide bubble can cause a headache, or even suffocation

        3. imanidiot Silver badge

          Re: Might be missing something here

          Brownian motion is by far not enough to disperse CO2 fast enough to prevent problems. Not to mention CO2 and AIR have different densities which also changes the equation.

      2. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Might be missing something here

        "Fir the kind of leak NASA is concerned about they'd need basically dead still air"

        They have a general idea where the leak(s) is so they could gaffer tape some polythene around the area to section it off rather than killing all of the circulating fans.

        1. CorwinX Silver badge

          Re: Might be missing something here

          It worked for Matt Damon in The Martian ;-)

          1. CorwinX Silver badge

            Re: Might be missing something here

            Gaffer tape can solve a multitude of problems.

            I would hope it's standard equipment up there.

            1. alisonken1
              Thumb Up

              Re: Might be missing something here

              Gaffers Tape is a bastardized Duct Tape (or Grey Tape).

              Gaffers Tape holds the stage together.

              Grey Duct Tape holds the Universe together. And based on Apollo 13 (Ron Howard and Tom Hanks were space nuts and were considered Technical Nazis during filming to keep it accurate as far as techie stuff goes), Grey Duct Tape (at least 1 roll) was standard on Apollo flights - and by extension, I would hope for all post-Apollo space habitats.

              1. MachDiamond Silver badge

                Re: Might be missing something here

                "Gaffers Tape is a bastardized Duct Tape "

                It's a superior form of tape if one of your goals is to not leave behind a massive sticky mess. That's a nice thing when you're the one that has to coil up the cables that had been taped down.

      3. RobHeffo

        Re: Might be missing something here

        They could always put on EVA suits inside

        1. imanidiot Silver badge

          Re: Might be missing something here

          EVA suits are far too bulky to be able to move around inside the station, especially in the Russian section which is... let's call it cozy.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    In space

    No one can hear you hiss

  6. M.V. Lipvig Silver badge

    Ven she suck it feel vonderful, ultimate wacuum yust outside, perhaps small hole vill be missed.

    Naw but seriously folks, steam will solve the problem. Put on a kettle in the affected.area and the water vapor will find its way out the hole along with the air. The water will freeze around the hole, then you send someone on a spacewalk to look for the ice on the outside. And that's when you discover that the Russians used sheet metal screws to attach equipment to the walls.

    1. LBJsPNS Silver badge

      Roofing screws. The kind with a rubber washer to seal them.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        "Roofing screws. The kind with a rubber washer to seal them."

        Coated in JB Weld.

    2. logicalextreme
      Holmes

      That's what I thought but given that it's been so long and people much smarter than us haven't isolated the leak yet I suspect it's a bit more complex unfortunately :(

      I'd think that the proclivity of water to expand when frozen might be a risk factor for turning an acceptably small hole into an unacceptably large hole too.

    3. MachDiamond Silver badge

      "then you send someone on a spacewalk to look for the ice on the outside"

      As long as the astronaut doesn't drown. <https://www.wired.com/story/luca-parmitano-drowning-space/>

  7. xyz123 Silver badge

    Simple solution - just put a russian journalist thats said something anti-putin onto the ISS and they'll accidentally 'fall' out of the tiny airhole....then you can glue it shut.

  8. LoPath

    Flex seal / flex tape to the rescue!

  9. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge

    Probably easier ...

    ... to find it and fix it from the outside. On the inside, the leak is probably buried behind a lot of equipment. Which may have to be removed to gain access.

    In order to find it from the outside, one approach might be to spray some gas on the outside of the suspect module which will react visibly with the leaking O2. Even a small bottle of butane and a continuous spark gap would reveal the leak as a small flame (not big enough to be harmful). If it doesn't ignite, it will dissipate harmlessly.

    It might seem like a lot of work just to find a leak that can be lived with. But working out the details of leak detection on a station that is soon to be retired will come in handy for other missions.

    1. the Jim bloke

      Re: Probably easier ...

      no idea how the ISS was constructed, but if there is any kind of double hull involved - which would seem likely, as it would be unpleasant having external radiation hitting the other side of the wall you're living against - then the gas will leak into the inter-hull space, then find a way to an exit point - or several. The outer body of the station would be subject to a lot of thermal stress so it is quite likely riddled with cracks. Possibly even opening and closing with thermal expansion making them intermittent leaks.

      We all know the way to make an intermittent fault disappear, is to ask a service guy to look at it...

    2. skswales

      Re: Probably easier ...

      Coat it in Artex :-)

    3. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Probably easier ...

      "On the inside, the leak is probably buried behind a lot of equipment. Which may have to be removed to gain access."

      I'd be all for an extra shift or two if I was there and worried about the air supply.

      The supply line can be subject to all sorts of hiccups. Northrup had to cancel a supply flight due to damage on their rocket. Weather is always an issue and if a F9 went bang, there'd be a stand-down until they figured out why. Who even knows what's up with the Russians and I haven't seen a Japanese supply flight mentioned for some time (I don't always pay attention). How much spare air does ISS have?

  10. marcxm

    Hahahahahahahahah, fck me, of course it's in russian segment. Hahahahahahahahah. They can barely exist, so these quackers should for one try to fix their own shithole instead of thinking they are good in aerospace tech in any way.

  11. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The British Leyland method.

    Fill the iss with boiling water. Drop in a raw egg. Worked on all Austin Morris A series engines.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The British Leyland method.

      I thought it was going to be like the rhythm method - but less reliable.

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The British Leyland method.

    Fill Iss with boiling water. Drop in raw egg. Works in all Austin Morris A series engines

  13. BasicReality

    They should intentionally depressurize that segment, send up a bunch of rolls of duck tape and wrap it up real tight. That’ll fix it.

  14. JWLong Silver badge

    Proper Tool

    https://trutechtools.com/AccuTrak-VPE-Professional-Kit

    But, this only to find it. To fix it you need bubblegum and baleing wire.

    In the HVAC industry we have all kinds leak detection toys.

  15. Oli.

    Maybe they should try launching a mechanized battalion or two against the leak. It'll probably have the same success rate as the same strategy they employ in Ukraine.

    1. I ain't Spartacus Gold badge

      The days of the motorised rifle battalion attack in Ukraine are long gone. Now it's a platoon level attack at most, and they're either walking or using motorbikes and scooters.

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