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A computer intrusion hit the US spy satellite agency, but officials insist no classified secrets were lost - just some unclassified ones, apparently. The National Reconnaissance Office (NRO) confirmed to The Register that attackers gained limited access to its networks, but no classified data was exposed. It would not answer …

  1. Joe W Silver badge

    Tea and data retention policies

    Tea is absolutely at fault - would they operate in the EU they would totally be afoul of the GDPR. What a bunch of idiots.

    I'm not making up excuses for the absolute scum bags that released the information, but that information should not have been stored.

    Do people even think? At least in my work place we do. And work hard to have only minimal data, because we don't want to deal with this kind of carp. And don't want to do the necessary work to be allowed to store this kind of data, let's be honest, correctly implementing all of the requirements is a hassle. Don't store data, if you have to store data, minimise it and protect the hell out of it. I'm currently doing a security audit for the internal services I'm responsible for and I'm glad to skip the really tough tasks.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Tea and data retention policies

      That's all well and good until you hit some Marketing droid who insists you need to capture as much as possible for client profiling, and when you mention GDPR they'll tell you that's "legitimate use" (I'm not kidding, I'm about to shop a major organisation to the authorities for trying exactly that).

      The best action if you're tasked with this is to ask for confirmation that they want to do this despite your observation, and save that email as a PDF (because email can always 'disappear'). That way, when the inevitable happens the blame gets to the right people, or at least not to you.

      1. Joe W Silver badge

        Re: Tea and data retention policies

        That's very definitely a thing. My work place is under closer scrutiny (because of the data we do have to handle - well, other departments) so company policy and culture is trying to follow all those pesky rules. That's why my little internal services do have to go through the security assessment and documentation and jump all the hoops....

        Kudos to you for bringing things like this to attention! Too few would do that.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Tea and data retention policies

          I've heard it often in IT that 'they run the systems that earn the money', to which my answer is that Compliance ensures they can then hang on to it instead of throwing it back out again in fines, fraud and compensation.

          Getting GDPR wrong can get rather expensive.

      2. HXO

        Re: Tea and data retention policies

        In writing. On paper and signed. Or sent to my work email AND my private email. Cannot disappear, and mail headers can be useful.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Tea and data retention policies

      One has to wonder why the requirement to upload a pic of your photo ID to some random app didn't immediately raise red flags with the users.

      Also, the requirement to be a woman seems very non-inclusive being that it is current year and everything!

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Tea and data retention policies

        Perhaps they thought it was an Ofcom approved age verification process.

      2. Bill Gray Silver badge

        Re: Tea and data retention policies

        As to the first, I'd assume they wanted to avoid a situation where Joe Arsehole/Asshole creates accounts under various female names, all attesting to what a sterling sort of gent he is. At least this way, Joe has to Photoshop some fake IDs.

    3. segfault188
      Devil

      carp

      "we don't want to deal with this kind of carp"

      There's something fishy about that statement.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: carp

        It swims around censorship hooks.

        :)

      2. Joe W Silver badge

        Re: carp

        It's a habit from the dwarf fortress forum of old, when !!fun!! still really happened and carp were extremely OP.

  2. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

    Interesting

    Two UK entries for the seized domain, I wonder what the Northwest RCU had to do with it

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I initially misread "The Farm"

    .. as "The Firm" which was responsible for other crimes.

    I definitely need more coffee.

    :)

  4. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

    "later released on bail. But he continued offering support for the phishing kits via Telegram"

    There really needs to be a double tariff on offences committed while on bail.

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