Bogeyman
Let’s get one thing straight: this article isn’t about North Korea. It’s about corporate hypocrisy, tech industry grift, and the billion-dollar pastime of punching down.
We're told that the “North Korean fake IT worker” is the latest bogeyman haunting the plush, over-air-conditioned boardrooms of Silicon Valley. The horror! Someone might pretend to be a software engineer to… do software engineering? And yet somehow the outrage isn’t about the decades of fake job postings, unpaid interview projects, and exploitative hiring pipelines run by the same companies now clutching their pearls.
Let’s talk stakes. According to the Department of Justice, this supposedly existential threat has cost $88 million over six years. That’s the kind of change Google misplaces in the cushions of a single quarterly report. Meanwhile, legitimate candidates across the world lose billions in unpaid labour, invisible time sinks, and “trial projects” that are never compensated - all in the name of “hiring diligence.”
Here’s an idea: if you're so terrified of hiring someone who's too competent, maybe stop making interviews indistinguishable from actual work. If your “engineering task” has candidates fixing production bugs or implementing real features, congratulations - you're not hiring, you're freeloading. Pay up.
And if you're so worried about identity fraud, maybe show your cards first. Share your salary range. Share your financials. Disclose whether you're in the middle of another stealth layoff round or gearing up to ship employee laptops to landfill again. Candidates are supposed to provide ID, do live coding, submit to AI analysis, and now apparently prove they're not a rogue agent from Pyongyang - yet companies don’t even have to commit to a call back.
Also rich: companies who literally sell identity verification tech, moaning that their own systems can't spot fake applicants. If you’re shocked that ChatGPT can answer your questions better than a human, the problem isn’t the candidate - it’s your recruitment process, your lazy filters, and your blind trust in LinkedIn connections as a measure of competence.
Let’s be real - this entire panic stems from the fact that “James Anderson” with an accent dares to be skilled. The subtext isn’t subtle. When a Western-sounding name doesn't come with a white face and a Harvard pedigree, the sirens go off. This is bias masquerading as national security, and the fact that it’s being sold with a straight face is embarrassing.
Instead of demanding biometric scans, document barcodes, and in-person gear pickup as if you're hiring for MI6, try this: pay candidates for their time. Respect their labour. And stop pretending your own hiring practices aren’t already a deeply broken, exploitative mess.
Because let’s be honest: the most common scam in tech hiring isn’t coming from North Korea. It’s coming from inside the building.