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Researchers from New Zealand will try to revive extinct birds, with help from Colossal Biosciences and film-maker Sir Peter Jackson. Readers may remember that Colossal Biosciences has created a “woolly” mouse by using genetic information gathered from woolly mammoths and elephants, a feat it hopes will help it to one day re- …

  1. Catkin Silver badge

    I wonder if Jackson will be more like the book or the movie version of John Hammond.

    1. NoneSuch Silver badge
      Stop

      Do Not F*** With Nature.

      For Nature is an unforgiving b*tch and you will regret it.

    2. Si 1

      Spared no expense.

  2. DS999 Silver badge
    Trollface

    That's not an extinct bird

    That's an extinct dinosaur, and this is step one in Peter Jackson's plan to one up Steven Spielberg by doing Jurassic Park for real!

    1. Dave559

      Re: That's not an extinct bird

      We need to stop and do a risk assessment here. It's bad enough with seagulls trying to steal your chips, but one of these big blighters…?!

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: That's not an extinct bird

        How else is New Zealand to protect itself from Australian crack military emus?

        1. David 132 Silver badge
          Coat

          Re: That's not an extinct bird

          Those aren’t real emus though, just emulators.

      2. DS999 Silver badge

        Re: That's not an extinct bird

        If they're around you just buy double of whatever you plan to eat, toss half of it towards the moa, then eat your half as fast as you can while running away.

      3. Andrew Scott

        Re: That's not an extinct bird

        Considering how easily and quickly they became extinct as soon as humans arrived, i wouldn't worry too much about having them raid your trash. seem to have been pushovers despite their size.

  3. Pascal Monett Silver badge

    "using material gathered during recent expeditions"

    Well, at least if there is Jurassic Bird Park, this time it will be safe for kids and not full of giant, hungry teeth.

  4. PhilipN Silver badge

    Edible?

    And do we know what they ate to grow so big?

    1. Sorry that handle is already taken. Silver badge

      Re: Edible?

      Highly edible, which is why they went extinct.

      I would like to taste one. And a dodo, for that matter. Get to it, Peter!

      1. SnailFerrous Silver badge

        Re: Edible?

        Me too. I am guessing a bit like chicken.

        1. Evil Auditor Silver badge

          Re: Edible?

          Everything tastes like chicken.

          Except the chicken. What tastes like fish!

      2. Vulch

        Re: Edible?

        Dodo didn't taste that great apparently, but if you were a sailor who had been living on salt beef and salt pork for months any change in diet seemed good.

    2. mr.e

      Re: Edible?

      Edible yes. Looking at the largest of them, they were thought that they could weigh in at 500lbs and run up to 110kph. So good luck catching that on the hoof.

      I'd ride it not eat it.

      1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Edible?

        So we're probably looking at free range then?

      2. DS999 Silver badge

        Re: Edible?

        they were thought

        Don't we know? They went extinct only a few hundred years ago, after the Maori arrived. They were presumably responsible for their extinction, and would have some oral storytelling about the process of exterminating them.

        Though I suppose that while they could estimate the weight pretty well ("two good sized men" or similar) they wouldn't have any frame of reference for their speed other than comparing them to other fast running animals.

        1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

          Re: Edible?

          >after the Maori arrived.

          Non-white people have always lived in peace and harmony with nature and any total wipeout of mega fauna with their arrival on an island is due to totally coincidental and extremely local climate change

          1. DS999 Silver badge

            Re: Edible?

            Who is going to live in peace and harmony with 12 foot tall dinosaurs that for all we know found human flesh to be delicious? Even the earliest inhabitants of North America tens of thousands of years ago tried to kill anything that might eat them like sabre tooth tigers, cave bears, dire wolves and the like. Would have been nice if they'd left the mammoth alone though, but I suppose feeding your tribe for the whole winter with one kill was a deal too good to pass up!

          2. Andrew Scott

            Re: Edible?

            doubt that. people are people.

      3. Andrew Scott

        Re: Edible?

        from the conversation i'm guessing the first egg will never get a chance to hatch, probably sunny side up. This conversation is why there are so many existing animals such as rhinos that are on the verge of extinction just for having horns or other coveted things used for barbaric purposes that may be examples of traditional medical practices but probably have no truth in reality.

  5. STOP_FORTH Silver badge
    Linux

    Not just Moas

    Didn't they have a colossal eagle in New Zealand? Not making a Hobbit/LOTR reference here, they really had giant eagles, bring some of them back too!

    (Actually, ISTR there were giant penguins not too far from Kiwiland, hence the icon. Bring them back too!)

    1. tiggity Silver badge

      Re: Not just Moas

      Yes, Haast's Eagle

      People believe it munched Moa (amongst other things) - hence it being so huge as even young (easier prey) Moa would be quite hefty.

      It was massive (for an eagle, probably reached about double the weight of heaviest living eagle) so the comment on no significant predators in the article was technically incorrect (but an eagle generally not what most people regard as a scary predator)

      1. Aitor 1

        Re: Not just Moas

        So, could we then use the eagles as taxis? It seems only reasonable to ask...

        1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

          Re: Not just Moas

          You are Sinbad the Sailor and I claim my £5

          1. TangoDelta72
            Happy

            Re: Not just Moas

            Roc on, brother!

        2. UCAP Silver badge

          Re: Not just Moas

          You are Gandalf the Grey, and I claim my Hobbit.

      2. TangoDelta72

        Re: Not just Moas

        Fossil evidence of moa skeletons indicates that a large raptor was their primary (if not sole) predator. Talon indentations on femurs, for example. Not unlike the Harpy eagle which predates on monkeys today, and their skeletons exhibit similar damage.

        New Zealand's relative isolation evolved some very interesting creatures indeed!

        1. Stork

          Re: Not just Moas

          Preys?

    2. TangoDelta72
      Gimp

      Re: Not just Moas

      Gwaihir or Thorondor?

      https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Gwaihir

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eagles_in_Middle-earth

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    If an Australian Emu can Kick your Dunny Down

    then one of these giants could kick your whole house down.

    I had forgotten how big these blighters were. I remember as a child on a school outing seeing Moa replica in a Dunedin museum which was pretty big but everything is when you are seven years old. I don't think it was even a Giant Moa but one of the second eleven.

  7. SnailFerrous Silver badge

    "New Zealand is thought to have been the last major landmass to be occupied by humans"

    Antarctica. People always forget Antarctica.

    1. Kane
      Alien

      "Antarctica. People always forget Antarctica."

      Blair's been busy out there all by himself.

    2. UCAP Silver badge
      Linux

      Antarctica is the one place where you can both chill out and be really cool

    3. Spherical Cow

      Antarctica still has 0 residents. Lots of visitors, yes, some even visiting for a year or two. But nobody has ever lived there as an Antarctican.

    4. Andrew Scott

      people go there but no one really lives there.

  8. nematoad

    Do not despair.

    All involved acknowledge bringing the birds back to life may not be possible,

    Maybe not at the moment, but the life sciences move at a tremendous rate and future advances may make this scheme possible.

    After all, who would have thought a few decades ago that we would be able to map the human genome?

    1. Timop

      Re: Do not despair.

      Yeah the genome was mapped.

      And then people realised that they probably bet the wrong horse and wonderful new inventions were just a hopeful dream based purely on speculation. "Just flick a single gene and.." translated into "we don't have any idea what we are looking at"

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: Do not despair.

        And then a certain patent office decided that "big pharma" could patent bits of the genome if they discovered what it was for.

  9. TooManysecretsx

    Be bringing the feebles to life next

  10. jake Silver badge

    Isn't Colossal Biosciences the outfit that ...

    ... implied they had "brought the Dire Wolf back to life", but in fact only edited the genes of the Grey Wolf to make it look like an artist's impression of what a Dire Wolf might have looked like?

    I'd be somewhat leery of investing in this kind of thing without doing my due diligence. LOTS of due diligence.

    1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

      Re: Isn't Colossal Biosciences the outfit that ...

      The difference between a Moa (extinct 500 years ago) and a Dire Wolf (extinct 13,000 years ago) is considerable. I remember seeing their bones in the muesum as a kid, there are plenty about and I'm sure many have viable DNA.

      Also I should note there are lots of islands off the coast of NZ, many of which are already dedicated bird sanctuaries after having successefully eradicated the rats. And Moa can't fly or swim.

      1. rg287 Silver badge

        Re: Isn't Colossal Biosciences the outfit that ...

        A study some years ago - of Moa no less - found that the half-life of DNA is ~521 years. Although the last base pair will probably not degrade for 6.8million years.

        So yeah, if you have enough specimens that have been preserved in sympathetic conditions, there's a pretty good chance you could recover a fair chunk of the moa genome.

        Whereas 13,000year old dire wolf remains are into very much diminishing returns.

        1. Androgynous Cupboard Silver badge

          Re: Isn't Colossal Biosciences the outfit that ...

          Wow, that's an unusually applicable study! Thanks for the link.

      2. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

        Re: Isn't Colossal Biosciences the outfit that ...

        As long as they stay on the island and don't somehow make it to LA for a sequel

      3. STOP_FORTH Silver badge

        Re: Isn't Colossal Biosciences the outfit that ...

        Can't fly or swim, yet. I know nothing about the Pacific Ocean, but if it's less than a metre deep they could just paddle.

        I counsel caution.

  11. Anonymous Anti-ANC South African Coward

    Why am I thinking of Colossal Cave?

    1. This post has been deleted by its author

      1. I am the liquor

        Colossal Cave Adventure was the game, though apparently Colossal Cavern was the unimaginative name of a real cave that partly inspired it. Presumably named as such because Big Hole was already taken.

  12. freddagg

    Yumm

    Not sure this is a good idea bringing Moa back, the Maori Tribe Ngai Tahu who seem to behind this endeavour were most likely the bunch that ate them all in the first place...

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Yumm

      And presumably the founders of a new international chain of New Zealand Fried Dino-Chicken

  13. KayJ

    At last, someone will recreate the Towering Moa from L.A. Lewis' classic horror story!

  14. Fr. Ted Crilly Silver badge

    Can we not make a start on the Thylacine first.

    1. Spherical Cow

      You will be delighted to hear Colossal Bioscience has already made a start on the Thylacine.

  15. Stevie Silver badge

    Bah!

    They should start with the Dodo.

    According to the Goodies the reason they died out was that they were delicious.

    I seem to recall there were a few downsides.

    1. Yet Another Anonymous coward Silver badge

      Re: Bah!

      Problem is that the only sample of the dodo is a half rotten skeleton in Oxford that was thrown out because it was smelly and then recovered from the bin when someone realised its importance

  16. Timop

    They could spend resources for keeping existing species alive through environmental protection stuff.

    But nah, let's just pick the obviously easier task where a lot of resourcs will be thrown at.

    And when humankind has messed everything up too bad, then just load as much people as possible to SpaceX rocket and start the countdown.

  17. Blackjack Silver badge

    Buy your pet Dodo now while supplies last.

    1. David 132 Silver badge
      Happy

      I will get one soon; Tuesday Next.

      Assuming they’re a-Fforde-able.

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