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Australia’s cyber-safety regulator eSafety has advised its government that YouTube is as dangerous as other social networks, opening the door for the video-streaming site to be included in the Land Down Under’s plan to prevent Big Tech allowing kids under 16 from signing up for accounts. Australia’s government plans to enact …

  1. The Central Scrutinizer Silver badge

    I seriously think she has no clue. The whole thing is a privacy and security catastrophe just waiting to happen.

    1. elsergiovolador Silver badge

      They want to normalise data leaks to appease big corporations who don't want to spend money on security.

    2. Tron Silver badge

      It's just a surveillance hack by the back door.

      To prove their age, everyone has to sign in to everything, so everyone can be ID'd and monitored.

      That's why they call Australia a nation established by prison officers.

      1. Woodnag

        Re: It's just a surveillance hack by the back door.

        Yes.

        So the lede "Australia not banning kids from YouTube – they’ll just have to use mum and dad’s logins" is ignoring the huge elephant in the room, which is that mum and dad will now have to log in to YT.

        A fantastic gift from the Oz gov to a foreign surveillance company.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Isn’t this exactly what YouTube Kids is for ?

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    And

    Will existing adult users need to “register” as such?

    VPN stocks up again…

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  3. NanoMeter

    Australia has become the world's number one 'Nanny state'.

    1. rjsmall

      I think it has been for a long time. Seems to think if it projects a larrikin, laidback image then the residents won't notice it embraces more of its convict officer heritage than convict.

      As an Australian I think the government (of both flavours) hasn't yet meet a restriction it doesn't like.

  4. Dinanziame Silver badge
    Trollface

    Seems to me the same arguments apply to the Internet as a whole

  5. DaemonByte

    So instead of giving the child an account marked as child so at least some basic protections can be applied we're going to give them an adult account and call it job done? This is like what happened with facebook in Europe when the EU put unworkable rules on them so facebook banned child accounts in the EU. My children don't have them but I know more than 1 child in my circle that's now on FB with an adult account so less protected than before they made the rules to "protect the children"

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      " child in my circle that's now on FB with an adult account "

      So the adult is now complicit in allowing the child access to adult content. That's just the same as a parent who lets their child drink from the gin bottle, or play with matches. At the moment no-one wants to take responsibility but it's going to have to be shared: ISPs and social media platforms need to provide secure mechanisms for delivery, and it should become unacceptable for parents to circumvent those mechanisms.

      1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

        Re: " child in my circle that's now on FB with an adult account "

        Why shouldn't children play with matches?

        1. Gene Cash Silver badge

          Re: " child in my circle that's now on FB with an adult account "

          As usual, Sir Pratchett had it nailed:

          https://www.tumblr.com/accessiblediscworld/189509176817/heirofsocks-adi-fitri-its-a-sword-its

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: " child in my circle that's now on FB with an adult account "

        You're over the target with "no one wants to take responsibility". Many parents don't and are happy to pass the responsibility to the state which is the most enormous mistake.

    2. elsergiovolador Silver badge

      Sadly, it feels like some policymakers are either dangerously naïve or deliberately enabling systems that increase children’s exposure to harm - all under the guise of 'protection'.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Bang on

        Correct. They want the children in mind and body.

    3. Sora2566

      Their actual criticisms mentioned in the article are about features designed to encourage endless scrolling, which YouTube Kids does nothing about. They don't want kids watching Andrew Tate, but they also don't want kids watching YouTube for five hours at a time.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Tate

        Andrew Tate strikes me as a singularly large ego person and if true some of his behaviour is criminal, I emphasise if true as he has been raised up as the bogeyman which always makes me question things. But he also states some truths which they don't want kids to hear such as be a man, make yourself fit and strong, take responsibility, protect your woman and don't take shit. However, you can hear the same thing from Jordan Petersen in a slightly less arrogant more acceptable way.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'd opt to be a child...

    ...based on the sorts of inappropriate advertising that Google throws at me...

    But I don't understand why they don't just put in an HTTP header where the browser simply tells the server what category of filth is appropriate for me.

  7. Ian Johnston Silver badge

    Doesn't Australia try and fail to control children's internet use in a different way every couple of years?

    It was an Australian, I think, who said that to understand the place you have to realise that it is a country built not by convicts but by prison wardens.

  8. mark l 2 Silver badge

    Since when you upload a video to Youtube you have to tick a box to say if its made for children or not, and cannot publish a video until you disclose that. I don't see why Australia can't just amend their law to say anyone with an account who is under 16 can only view the videos on Youtube made for children, rather than giving them an account set up by an adult which can access everything.

  9. ChrisElvidge Silver badge

    "These include features such as autoplay, endless content and algorithmically recommended content."

    Get rid of algorithmically recommended content - "everyone" knows recommendation algorithms don't work properly.

    E.g. Amazon/eBay - we think you'd like this.

  10. silent_count
    Big Brother

    The thin end of the wedge

    I know why this "bold regulatory action" is happening and so do you.

    It starts with content "harmful" to children. And then you need an ID to prove you're an adult. Then who would argue with banning content that harrases minorities, or other (intentionally vaguely defined) classes at risk of harm by online hate. Then there's content which might be offensive to someone or other. And surely we must ban content that might foster discord and negative feelings.

    And why would you allow content containing disinformation or misinformation (as of couse defined by the government) about things like vaccines? Then we must ban any content the government doesn't particularly like. And how dare you, citizen #3247, post a video which makes fun of Fuhrer Albanese. Off to the re-education camps with you!

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The thin end of the wedge

      100% correct. It's so obvious it surprises me the majority don't see it.

  11. PRR Silver badge

    > shortform video content may encourage excessive consumption without breaks

    Hear, hear!! Those Shorts have become a total time-sink. They say there is a way to see "less" of them, I did that, it was better for a day and then worse. Also the shorts feed seems riddled with bugs and annoyances. Multiple text overlays blocking the action, and particularly when an interesting female body is in the frame. But so many of them are just stupid. And ads where you can't figure how to find the product. If they actually get a Non-Adult filter working, I am going to sign in as my dog.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      True

      Yes total time waste but boy are they compulsive. I'm a sucker for the cute animals :(

  12. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Privacy Matters: It's Been a One-Sided Argument for Too Long

    There are many problems with the approach adopted by the Aus Govt. The most basic one is that the argument is very one-sided. Those who point out problems, or object wholesale, do not have the ear of Govt, which appears to listen only to one voice: the eSafety Commissioner(1). This, and the comically-deficient feasibility report released last week, contribute strongly to the argument that it's all a pre-ordained outcome. Even though the PM and Communications Minister state that 'privacy protections' will be put in place, given their disastrous track record at meeting past assurances and utter inability to protect even the paltry privacy we're supposed to have now, I can't bring myself to believe that any privacy will be preserved. Indeed, PM Albanese even stood up and said (to paraphrase, as I can't find the quote) 'crime happens in private' as if all privacy equals crime. That reveals the Govt's true thoughts.

    Where is the Privacy Commissioner in all this? One would think she would be canvassing and relaying opposing views but she seems to be silent. That situation is not helped by her remit, which is to 'enforce' only Australia's extremely weak and outdated Privacy Principles ... that date from 1988 ... and she lacks regulatory 'teeth' to do much anyway. And where are the other privacy advocates? Are they afraid of taking on the 'won't someone think of the children' lobby? Cowards.

    We, the sensible, law-abiding and consenting adults of Australia, suffer a relentless, daily onslaught against reasonable privacy and security both online and in the physical world. Rarely is our consent requested, or controls offered, in a form where we can reject objectionable terms. In far too many cases, the privacy implications, and even which companies receive data, aren't made clear. Even if they are, opaque and invasive-by-design mechanisms, non-compliance, uncooperative external jurisdictions and frequent data breaches make a mockery of the small protections we might believe we've gained. That's then worsened by a Govt that lacks the competence to fully grasp the risks and act in our favour.

    Adding mandatory technology to 'protect' kids, where the options proposed aid individual identification and identification aids tracking, all but guarantees that every adult that uses a social media site, now including Youtube, will be tracked. It was bad enough already; this makes it worse. (Look at the methods used in e.g. banking apps and on the web to 'fingerprint' your device, OS, browser and your user behaviour down to your handedness, typing errors, swipe pressure ... heck, it's a long list. These measures differentiate a user with great precision. And to that, they want to add things like face-scans or other mechanisms implemented by the site so that it won't matter how much you tweak your OS?).

    The Aus Govt will not adequately protect privacy unless forced to do so, presumably by weight of opinion(2). Commercial entities will not respect privacy unless the technology innately protects privacy and enforcement has 'teeth'.

    Mandating more privacy-busting tech, regardless of whether the Govt *says* it can protect privacy(3), isn't a matter of degree or balance; it's going wholly in the wrong direction, especially since 'protecting' kids can be done without it.

    I think the long-term solution starts with recognition that good privacy, like good security, must be built-in from the outset. It's a long journey to that world, but it starts with a single step *in the right direction*. We can at least start to make it better instead of worse.

    And perhaps it's time for a Bill of Rights.

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    (1) Plus security, intelligence and law enforcement agencies. Their advice will be equally anti-privacy but is never made public. Such agencies have reportedly become dependent on data harvesting by tech companies and so have a vested interest in advising Govt accordingly.

    (2) But generating weight of opinion requires mass communication, which largely occurs via social media. How convenient that, imminently, social media users will be better tracked.

    (3) I don't believe them anyway.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The state can get lost

    I'd like to ban my kids from a lot of stuff. But I want to make that decision not the state based on their judgements and desire to id & decide what I can read about the state. If they cared they would instead offer helpful info on securing your child's access or maybe even commission vendors to provide the software free. Perhaps create simplified standard overlays for routers and how to use static addresses.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Countervailing opinion:

    The only reason I'm not particularly mad about this is because I suspect it isn't to do a surveillance, but to make it so tedious for parents to give Susie and Johnny a tablet they find the kids something healthier to do.

    Maybe when retards can't pop out kids to be babysat by youtube while they're scrolling bumble for a new baby mama/daddy we see the bell curve of intelligence shift. Hope springs eternal.

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