
Vibe net-admins incoming:
"Hey Copilot, the public subnet is kinda slow. Can you fix it?"
*Deletes all firewall rules*
Not all the autonomous agentic AI that HPE announced at its annual Discover conference this week is live and ready for customers, but don't tell that to the Aruba networking group – whose enthusiasm outpaces its parent company’s, at least in terms of talking points. HPE went all in on agentic AI at this year's event – …
Please object to HP(E) liberating the name of one of your constituent kingdoms. Surely Denmark would already be objecting if it was named ‘Greenland’… Make HP(E) pay massive royalties to use the name, or make them find another name. I suggest 'Bullshit', but the possibilty exists that I have a bad attitude.