back to article Amazon's Ring can now use AI to 'learn the routines of your residence'

Ring doorbells and cameras are using AI to "learn the routines of your residence," via a new feature called Video Descriptions. It's part of Amazon's — really, all of the tech giants are doing this — ongoing effort to stuff AI into everything it makes. This particular feature will use generative AI to write text descriptions …

  1. PCScreenOnly

    Next years price hike

    Just what %age it will go up by now.

  2. Mentat74
    Trollface

    "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

    "Two dogs are farking on your front lawn."

    "The Amazon delivery guy is throwing your package into the bushes."

    "Your neighbour from across the street is stealing your newspaper."

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

      The Amazon delivery guy is throwing your package into the bushes

      Probably not an anomaly.

      1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
        Joke

        Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

        Probably not even noted by the system Once the AI detects the Amazon logo, it stops recording any "evidence" and wipes the previous 10 seconds, just to be sure ;-)

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

      I wonder how robust it is to spoofing - perhaps you might hold a picture of (eg) some suitable internet meme up to your ring and then get a matching notification... :-)

      1. Yorick Hunt Silver badge
        Trollface

        Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

        Goatse to the rescue!

        Now, should the picture be of the more popular "receiver," or of the oft-overlooked "giver?" ;-)

        1. PRR Silver badge
          Trollface

          Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

          >Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

          I read that one as "Two people peeing into a car....". Time to go to bed.

          As for 'learning the rhythms of your house', I'm reading old Nancy Drew (girl detective of 1930s America) and that's just what the bad man does when he want to kidnap an innocent victim.

          1. Richard 12 Silver badge
            Facepalm

            Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

            I read that as "bald man"

            Though he's busy right now annoying the people of Venice.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

        I don't want anything held up to or against my ring thank you!

      3. Anonymous Anti-ANC South African Coward Silver badge
        Trollface

        Spoofing and triggering Ring cameras

        Unstoppable Rickrolling video/audio playing nonstop on all connected and available devices on the home network?

    3. PCScreenOnly

      Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

      Still an improvement over evri

      1. Blazde Silver badge

        Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

        Anomaly detected: The Evri guy actually showed up when they said he would

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

        I dunno man. If you throw a bunch of basil leaves, a clove of garlic, some pine nuts and a chunk of Parmesan with some olive oil in a sealed bag and ship it to yourself through Evri, they bring you some amazing pesto.

        For me Evri is like the horadric cube of shipping. You put a few base ingredients in, ship it to yourself and see what you get when it comes back.

        Its the best cloud based blending service Ive ever used.

        The only drawback is sometimes the package gets delayed which seems to upset my dinner guests. Last time it was late it was about 2 hours later than the delivery window. By the time I was cutting the corner off and squeezing out the second course bag (shepherds pie I believe) my guests couldn't hold in the emotions anymore, they all started crying. One guest was so upset he went and hid in the toilets, I could hesr him sobbing, while I was piping out the trifle from the third bag.

        Other than that though. Its the finest, freshest door to van to warehouse to van to door cuisine out there. Just use strong bags. I use heavy duty black binliners. You know, the ones you use in the garden.

    4. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "Two people are peering into a white car in the driveway."

      "Your dog has the Amazon delivery guy pinned against the wall"?

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I actually like the idea, at least the part about only notifying you if something *actually* happens. I don't own the devices in my house but I do have access to them, and I completely turned off Ring notifications because I became completely fed up with it constantly annoying me about family members routinely going in and out of doors, it ended up simply not being worth the trouble for that 1% of the time when a visitor actually came up to the door. As the product stands now, it's a primitive gimmick of a toy, it *needs* some kind of intelligence to it. I'm not joking, I have a pet Sun Conure that "barks" when someone arrives, and it's infinitely more informative and intelligent than the stupid camera that has to notify me when a breeze occurs. If I owned our Ring cameras I probably would have just thrown them out by now in favor of my current Flintstones solution, and I am by no means some kind of luddite.

    1. ChrisElvidge Silver badge

      Obviously you should equip all your family members with amazon smart tags and tell the ring to ignore everyone with a tag.

    2. ecofeco Silver badge
      FAIL

      Good idea? In what Orwellian world is this a good a idea?

      Oh wait. This one. Right. I forgot.

  4. Blackjack Silver badge

    Pay us to spy on you all the time and sell your data!

    1. ecofeco Silver badge
      Facepalm

      It's gotten to the point where I no longer really care that the rich are screwing the poor. The poor are so goddamn stupid, how could the rich NOT take advantage of them?

      The poor literally beg TO PAY the rich to screw them, then complain about it, THEN beg for more.

      You can't fix that kind of stupid. You just can't.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Jeff Bezos is watching you

    I immediately get images from '1984', the nightmares from the book (that was more horrifying than the movies).

    An important role in the book is played by home screens, camera's and microphones that listen and watch in. It wasn't called Ring, but for the rest, it was Rings inside and out.

    Amazon has a deep spiritual link with that book 1984.

  6. Joe Gurman

    So glad I don’t have Premium service…

    …. whatever that is.

  7. jake Silver badge

    So it's official.

    Amazon is the new Stazi.

    Lovely.

    1. Throatwarbler Mangrove Silver badge
      Big Brother

      Re: So it's official.

      No, no, no Amazon aren't the Stasi, they're the middleman enabling global surveillance capabilities to the Stasi while providing plausible deniability. There's a world of difference!

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: So it's official.

        "No, no, no Amazon aren't the Stasi, they're the middleman enabling global surveillance capabilities to the Stasi while providing plausible deniability. There's a world of difference!"

        A very small world without much of an atmosphere.

        If I wasn't so lazy I could likely dig out a commentard I made about this some time ago. With all of the self-installed surveillance gear people are inflicting on themselves, it was only a matter of time before it became cheap and easy to amass a whole lot of intel on a household automatically. When the analysis files get hacked (not "if") it will be an awesome tool for burglars. They'll know within tight parameters when people are at home and which ones with a high degree of accuracy. When their Nest HVAC control is set to holiday mode and it's a bank holiday weekend, the house has a high percentage of being vacant until Monday. Of course people will want to buy all of the devices that will coordinate each other which leads to an even richer data set. The sales pitch will lean into convenience and financial savings and veer away from encroachment into privacy and key information a criminal can use.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: So it's official.

        No, I think the corporates will become the Stasi. I'm sure Capita will have an armed private police division for hire.

  8. elsergiovolador Silver badge

    AWS Police

    A little bit of lobbying and Police will be buying packaged household habit data.

    Then it will be compulsory to have Ring camera.

    At my street 90% of homes have doorbell camera and about 70% is Ring.

    Police is not doing their job and so people flock to these services to have some sense of security.

    If only these big corporations paid taxes to fund the proper policing.

    But as always, there is always going to be a brown envelope in the way of doing something about it.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: AWS Police

      "Police is not doing their job and so people flock to these services to have some sense of security."

      An impression that police aren't doing their jobs. Having a video doorbell doesn't really add to security in a meaningful way. Sure, the idiots get caught stealing the package you thought would be fine to have left on your doorstep vs buying the imported tat in a store, in person. That's just created loads of excess work that the police are going to shove to the bottom of the list from people being lazy. I mostly buy things at local shops when I can, but at the moment I know there are some camera batteries in my PO box that were delivered today and I'll pick up in the morning on my way out to a job first thing. Nothing gets delivered to the house with an upcoming exception of some building materials for which I will be here when they do.

      My best defense are my neighbors. We all know our usual routines and if one of us will be off somewhere for a few days, we'll let one know. A neighbor calling the police will hold more weight than yet another alarm company phoning in about an alarm being tripped. There was one neighbor that has since moved that I'd not mention to that I was going to be gone. Bad vibe about that one and their friends.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: AWS Police

        The best defence would be the 2nd amendment and a large dog.

        1. I am the liquor Silver badge

          Re: AWS Police

          Not entirely convinced that a country being awash with guns is the best possible recipe for a safe and peaceful society.

          1. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

            Who Has the Guns?

            It depends on who has those guns, does it not?

            If only the bad guys/gals have them, then you won't be safe.

            If only the government has them, then you won't be safe.

            Further, a gun is not any sort of shield; it won't stop an incoming bullet.

            So: alternatives?

          2. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: AWS Police

            "Not entirely convinced that a country being awash with guns is the best possible recipe for a safe and peaceful society."

            It's a big deterrent if somebody thinks they might get shot breaking into a house. The problem is that the owner can't be at home with a gun holstered on their hip 24/7. I believe the bigger problem is when somebody perforates an intruder at 2am inside their home and gets held on charges. Heaven forbid they just wing them as that's a big lawsuit just waiting to be filed. My attorney recommended half the mag on the first one and hold back some spares in case they brought help and to "be sure". It's a much easier case to defend.

            1. werdsmith Silver badge

              Re: AWS Police

              It's a big deterrent if somebody thinks they might get shot breaking into a house.

              It's a big escalation. If somebody wants to break into a house and they think there might be an occupant with a gun, then they bring a bigger gun and shoot first.

        2. Androgynous Cow Herd Silver badge

          Re: AWS Police

          My dog struggles to use a firearm due to a lack of thumbs and poor eyesight.

          He also has not arms to bear - only 4 legs.

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: AWS Police

            You need a Mali. Damn clever and agile, they'd work out how to use a gun. Just don't provide a sight or there won't be a cat, rabbit or squirrel left for a mile radius.

    2. Raphael

      Re: AWS Police

      In Australia, Victoria cops want to be able to log in to people's home CCTV (currently it would be an opt-in but I can easily see it becoming a requirement)

      https://tanea.com.au/en/victoria-pushes-bold-policing-reform-remote-cctv-access-plan-could-save-200m-a-year/

      https://www.facebook.com/reel/1007675657862800

  9. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    The answer is out there !!!

    Why doesn't anybody mention the obvious solution .... DON'T INSTALL VIDEO DOORBELLS !!!

    :)

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: The answer is out there !!!

      100%.

      Why are you getting down votes, are people so rabid about having a video doorbell? As pointed out the police are going to do zilch except record the crime unless you say some nasty words on the Internet then they'll be around in force to arrest you.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: The answer is out there !!!

        One of the downvotes is from my 'Personal Downvoter' !!!

        I have a 'digital friend' who downvotes anything they can find that I have posted on 'El Reg' !!!

        I don't mind as it must somehow brighten their day or something !!!???

        :)

        1. jake Silver badge

          Re: The answer is out there !!!

          Presumably, your so-called "personal downvoter" has super powers, one of which is seeing through AC handles?

          Or perhaps you're just another paranoid blob of grey goo ...

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: The answer is out there !!!

            Nope .... my posts are easy to identify !!!

            :)

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: The answer is out there !!!

              WOW .... You're AC, but easy to uniquely identify !!!

              Please share how you do it !!!

              :)

      2. Androgynous Cow Herd Silver badge

        Re: The answer is out there !!!

        The police do not exist to stop crime, only to take down the report after the fact.

      3. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

        Re: The answer is out there !!!

        I didn't downvote, in fact I agree with the "don't have a video doorbell" sentiment. But some downvotes might be from people thinking that the villain here isn't the video doorbell, rather it's the company slurping up all the data collected from it.

        You could have a video doorbell, that just relays video and audio in real time between you and your doorbell purely for functionality, with no additional data slurping, processing or privacy issues. Unlikely in this day and age unless you make one yourself though.

        1. werdsmith Silver badge

          Re: The answer is out there !!!

          I didn't downvote either, because I am older than 12.

          But I find a video doorbell incredibly useful, especially as I work in an outbuilding that is 40 metres from my back door. And I care little if anyone sees its video stream, if they want to bore themselves to death then let them.

  10. Gene Cash Silver badge

    "Neighbour jailed for doorbell camera threats"

    I'll just leave this here...

    "A woman who shouted threats to get her neighbours "killed" through their doorbell camera has been jailed for three years and four months."

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly24kx0pp6o

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: "Neighbour jailed for doorbell camera threats"

      If the people didn't have those doorbells, she couldn't have left them any threats via them. She could have written them down and shoved them under the door, but that's an immediate arrest and at least a trip to a padded room.

      I don't/shouldn't have random people visiting my house anyway. I have all of my friends, family and neighbors trained to call me first. If nobody is supposed to be coming by, my attire is probably not suitable for receiving guests (and nobody wants to see that).

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: "Neighbour jailed for doorbell camera threats"

      How long??? That's insane, for words. Or was there a whole series of warnings, orders and lesser sentences first?

      Oh having followed the link, it seems it was the end of an escalation path. The woman probably needs committing. Didn't see it say why she was harrassing them?

      1. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

        Re: "Neighbour jailed for doorbell camera threats"

        "That's insane, for words"

        Words can form a very serious offence depending on their meaning. The UK has a specific offence of making threats to kill, which it sounds like this woman was doing. It carries a sentence of up to 10 years. https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Vict/24-25/100/section/16

        "They are just words" is no defence for offensive, threatening or harassing behaviour. We have freedom of speech, but not freedom from consequences of speech.

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: "Neighbour jailed for doorbell camera threats"

          "Words can form a very serious offence depending on their meaning."

          Yes but, if somebody has gone to the effort of writing a threat down, a judge will find that more of an offense over a he said/she said case or even a recording from a door cam. A person could just say they were angry and frustrated and said things they would like to retract now that they've cooled odd. Fetching paper and a pen takes more effort than most people put into anything these days.

          1. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

            Re: "Neighbour jailed for doorbell camera threats"

            You are right, context is important, including the effort and forethought that might have gone into something. However, for "threats to kill" the recipient needs to have a reasonable belief that the threats will be carried out, or some similar wording, irrespective of any "spur of the moment" defence. I guess that balance is for a judge and the lawyers to work out.

            It looks like the woman in the door cam case above had no such defence though, as she engaged in repeated threatening activity over a period of time including physical damage, even after a court order telling her to stop. Sounds like she had some problems of her own, but such a shame that any situation between neighbours can escalate to that, but that's [some] people for you.

      2. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

        Re: "Neighbour jailed for doorbell camera threats"

        "it seems it was the end of an escalation path"

        Definitely. A bit like this case, which in some bits of the press was reported as a bloke fined £100k because his security camera had a view of his neighbour's property - which sounds excessive. But it was much more than that. He repeatedly lied about the security system that he claimed was solely to predict his driveway and parking area. He willingly failed to protect his neighbour's privacy and follow the GDPR, after repeatedly being asked to and him saying (lying) that he had done so. It escalated so much that his neighbour had to move out.

        https://whitestonechambers.com/articles/fairhurst-v-woodard-neighbour-wins-security-camera-data-protection-case/

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: "Neighbour jailed for doorbell camera threats"

          "A bit like this case, which in some bits of the press was reported as a bloke fined £100k because his security camera had a view of his neighbour's property - which sounds excessive."

          In the US it would be very excessive. If the camera was not mounted someplace that would view the neighbors property in a way that could be seen by anybody on the street, there would be no expectation of privacy. If the camera was aimed in a way that looked into a bedroom window from a height, that's where things would get problematic. The referenced story is somebody being a dick and there's always at least one on a block. The bit about a Ring door cam being able to "hear" for up to 40ft is silly. It can hear for hundreds of feet around and possibly further. If the sound is good enough a discern the words in a conversation, that's down to signal/noise. One could be 5ft away and not be intelligible if a loud vehicle were passing by or a neighbor was using garden equipment with an engine. On a quiet night and a person whose voice carries well, it might pick that up from quite a way off. Intent becomes a bigger factor. If the intent is to spy on the neighbors, that's an offense. If the intent is to record audio of burglars while making a video recording, that's different. I just read a story today about a burglary and they caught one person as his accomplice said his name and that nailed the ID for the detectives, they knew the person from previous crimes.

  11. bazza Silver badge

    It Won't Do Them Any Good

    The whole Amazon Alexa / Ring IoT thing is famously losing Amazon a lot of money. I struggle to see how adding this kind of thing in is going to make a difference.

    Google has had Nest thermostats in millions of homes globally all with the capability to determine the rhythms and patterns of life in the household. Yet, they're abandoning Nest thermostats across a large portion of the world. It's evidently not worth their while. I'm not sure why it'd be worth Amazon's while.

    The cynical part of me is that things like Alexa / Ring continue live whilst the developers can say "hang on, we've a great idea that'll help turn things round". As soon as they say they're done, they've developed these things as far as their imaginations can get them, if Amazon are still losing billions on the business they're going to close it down and those developers are out of a job.

    1. Richard 12 Silver badge

      Re: It Won't Do Them Any Good

      The trouble is that in reality it'll add a huge amount of cost and a negative number of subscriptions.

      Thus hastening the demise.

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: It Won't Do Them Any Good

      "If" they continue selling it while losing money directly then they must be after the data.

      1. ecofeco Silver badge
        Meh

        Re: It Won't Do Them Any Good

        What do think all those data centers are for? Our benefit?

    3. TomPhan

      Re: It Won't Do Them Any Good

      I've not seen anything saying where Amazon loses money on the Ring system - do you have details?

    4. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: It Won't Do Them Any Good

      "Google has had Nest thermostats in millions of homes globally all with the capability to determine the rhythms and patterns of life in the household. Yet, they're abandoning Nest thermostats across a large portion of the world. It's evidently not worth their while. I'm not sure why it'd be worth Amazon's while."

      It might take a long think on the sorts of intel that might be able to be inferred from a home thermostat. Not just that data by itself, but in combination with other things that Google/Amazon have insight into. If AI does lead to much faster and cheaper mapping of somebody, those companies need points to feed into the machine. J. Edgar Hoover (FBI) was said to be keeping files on Hollywood elites, suspecting them of being foreign agents. At the time, that took enormous amounts of manpower, accounting, paper, filing cabinets, etc. If it's $0.05/person for everybody physically inside the US, why not? That's couch cushion change for a TLA or a large private spy firm (Google/Amazon). They can then sell that info at a low starting price of $4.95/dossier (less with subscription) and up depending on the sorts of data. Pay the least, get basic info. Pay top tier and find out how often they go to confession annually if they are Catholic, who they dated in high school and if their wedding had to be planned in a big hurry so the bridal dress would still fit properly on the day.

  12. thosrtanner

    So what did amazon say and in what ways did the article change as a result?

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    STOP

    People stop using all these data gathering gadjets! You are building your own digital prison. It'll start with using the data to nudge and psychologically move you and end in direct control with threat of force or disconnection from society. We humans are a bad lot.

    1. Anonymous Anti-ANC South African Coward Silver badge

      Re: STOP

      Sheeple will sheeple until it is too late.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: STOP

        "Sheeple will sheeple until it is too late."

        I don't think it was until college that I had a course in critical thinking. Advertisers don't want people to look at all sides, just the ones they are spoon feeding to the marks. Oh yes, look how convenient Zelle is. Just don't mention its had a high incidence of fraud and it has zero protections. Perfect for the banks to duck any liability. Nice ads showing people just whipping out their phone and making yet another ill-considered purchase with an insecure payment method. Shhhhhhh.

  14. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Let me get this straight

    People pay good money to buy these spy cams.

    People install them on their houses.

    People let companies access and store this private information.

    Willingly.

    1. Anonymous Anti-ANC South African Coward Silver badge
      Coat

      Re: Let me get this straight

      Because they "trust" the company that sells said tat.

      Salesweasels will gladly lie just to make sales.

      I very much prefer to have my cameras on a separate VLAN that's cut off from internet access, and use local storage for recording only.

      ---> getting ready to exit out of this digital tomfoolery.

  15. ecofeco Silver badge
    Facepalm

    Big brother

    Welcome to Costco. I love you.

  16. Marty McFly Silver badge

    Big Tech not needed for home security

    Living at a rural location where such protections are legal, the sign on my gate reads:

    "Security by Smith & Wesson. Insurance by Winchester. Funeral Services by Kubota"

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Big Tech not needed for home security

      ""Security by Smith & Wesson. Insurance by Winchester. Funeral Services by Kubota""

      That's like the words given to his daughter's date:

      "I have a shotgun, a shovel and ten acres of land". "The correct answer to when you will be bringing her home is "early""

  17. An_Old_Dog Silver badge

    More Weaselly Phrasing

    "We do not log the descriptions generated from Video Descriptions," a spokesperson emailed

    Right. They log the data, regenerate the descriptions, and sell the lot.

  18. TomPhan

    so how can "mischief-makers" do anything?

    Yes, I know, it's Ring and Amazon and we're supposed to sneer at anyone who uses it - but honestly, how can mischief be made? Keep doing something outlandish so that it's considered normal and ignored? Not really likely.

    1. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

      Re: so how can "mischief-makers" do anything?

      It tells prospective burglars that your house is empty.

      1. jake Silver badge

        Re: so how can "mischief-makers" do anything?

        No. It tells prospective burglars that the door is not being answered at the moment.

        Or, also likely, the camera's battery is dead or the thing is otherwise b0rken.

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: so how can "mischief-makers" do anything?

          "Or, also likely, the camera's battery is dead or the thing is otherwise b0rken. "

          Or the service behind the tat has been discontinued.

  19. algol60forever

    Why has nobody said this?

    One Ring to rule them all... (I'll get my cloak)

  20. Jimmy2Cows Silver badge

    "We do not log the descriptions generated from Video Descriptions"

    I call bullshit. They must log something. How else will the AI "learn the routines of your residence"?

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: "We do not log the descriptions generated from Video Descriptions"

      "They must log something. How else will the AI "learn the routines of your residence"?"

      The unit is "cloud" mediated. Somebody pushes the button and data is sent via the intertubes. If the owner isn't present at the place, they'll know that if they answer the bell. The visitor is photographed and he owner might be a victim of their phone's selfie cam as well.

      Be very afraid when these systems will tell you through some sort of recognition who the person is at the door. "John Smith is at your door. Answer: Y/N?"

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