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SpaceX has made excellent progress with its Starship rocket. The stainless steel vehicle can now explode before even leaving the Earth. The latest setback happened just before a planned static fire this morning. The rocket was fueled ahead of a test firing of its Raptor engines, but abruptly exploded. The explosion occurred …

  1. Winkypop Silver badge
    Mushroom

    “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

    There, and there, and waaaaay over there!

    1. Eclectic Man Silver badge

      Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

      It is not getting to Mars that is the issue, would you trust Space X to get you back home?

      1. Stu J

        Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

        So long as Musk is on the inaugural flight, I don't give a shit if it can get back again.

        1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

          Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

          So long as Musk and/or Donald Trump are on the inaugural flight

          There fixed it for you.

          1. anothercynic Silver badge

            Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

            I think the both of them in a capsule together would be like mixing two hypergolic fuels... it might get explosive.

          2. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge

            Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

            Just change the name of Starship to "Starship Trump" add some gold coloured fittings inside, then Trump won't be able to resist

            1. AVR Silver badge

              Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

              When spaceships get big enough to contain golf courses, maybe.

              1. Anonymous Coward
                Anonymous Coward

                Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

                There's always minigolf :)

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

                  always microscopic golf, he plays that in his pockets

                  1. Anonymous Coward
                    Anonymous Coward

                    Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

                    Thanks for that visual.

                    Has anyone seen the mindbleach?

                    :)

            2. John Smith 19 Gold badge
              Thumb Up

              ""Starship Trump" add some gold coloured fittings inside"

              You've got a pretty good handle on the way the FOCF "thinks"

          3. hoola Silver badge

            Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

            I think there are a few others that many would add to that list.......

            1. Sherrie Ludwig

              Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

              I think there are a few others that many would add to that list.

              "I have a little list " song from Gilbert and Sullivan's Mikado. Is playing in my head...

      2. Irongut Silver badge

        Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

        No need to worry if they will bring you home when they can't even get off the planet.

        (with Starship, Falcon 9 isn't sending anyone beyond orbit)

        1. Ball boy Silver badge

          Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

          In fairness, the bang was big enough to have sent some bits in the right direction for a touchdown on Mars. D'ya think he'll count that as a partial win?

          /s

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

            This was not, I repeat NOT a Trump sponsored CIA operation involving a camouflaged paramilitary with suppressed .50 cal anti-material rifle from 3.7 kilometers away.

            Just wanted to make that perfectly clear.

          2. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge
            Mushroom

            Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

            "In fairness, the bang was big enough to have sent some bits in the right direction for a touchdown on Mars. "

            So, taking a page from Operation Plumbbob -->

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

              Or Coleman stoves.

      3. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

        Re: Return Journey

        According to Musk's lawyers no reasonable person would consider a Musk tweet to be a source of factual information. Let's suspend disbelief for a minute and take a look at what Musk statements would actually look like.

        There is a pretty pork chop plot here. To pick a launch date from Earth select a blue area in the top half of the picture. There is an opportunity in late 2025 but even if that were possible it would arrive at about the same time as a launch near the end of 2026 which is at least not complete fantasy. Follow the diagonal line down to find the arrival date for the earliest possible unmanned test mission: second half of 2027. That just misses an opportunity to return home (pale blue patch in the lower half of the picture). The next opportunity to return is mid 2028. That gives the robots a year to set up and operate the propellant factory needed to fuel up for the return journey. If that works first time (it won't) the robots will get to Earth (follow a diagonal line upwards) in the second half of 2029.

        If there are humans brave enough to follow the robots on the next window then that could be late 2027 but the journey time is so long they might as well wait until the end of 2028 and see what progress the robots made. The most optimistic timeline possible would put the robots launching from Mars before humans launch from Earth. That would make the return journey untested. It is almost possible to test return before launching humans: a second robot team launches about the same time as the first, loops around Mars without landing and goes straight back to Earth. The timings are tight but it might just about work with no payload.

        Humans launching in late 2028 should expect that the return journey will not be possible in the 2030 window and make plans accordingly.

        1. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Return Journey

          Pack lots of Mars bars?

          :)

          1. WakeTheGimp

            Re: Return Journey

            Looks like they're trying to make their own deep fried Mars bars.

          2. Gary Stewart Silver badge

            Re: Return Journey

            And some potatoes.

        2. John Robson Silver badge

          Re: Return Journey

          Why would they bring the robots back... a starship I can see the value of, but the robots can stay and carry on doing useful stuff...

          1. Paul Hovnanian Silver badge

            Re: Return Journey

            "Why would they bring the robots back"

            To keep up morale.

            1. jake Silver badge

              Re: Return Journey

              I thought that was what the beatings were for?

          2. Ozumo

            Re: Return Journey

            They can concentrate on developing their role as overlords.

          3. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

            Re: Return Journey

            Blame poor writing and trying to keep a long post getting longer. Looking for excuses: count a Starship as a robot.

          4. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: Return Journey

            "Why would they bring the robots back."

            Because everybody knows that they're better if they are fully reusable.

        3. Ian Johnston Silver badge

          Re: Return Journey

          How big and heavy is this propellant factory? Has one been made and tested on earth?

          1. werdsmith Silver badge

            Re: Return Journey

            Fits under a standard airline seat and is approved for hand luggage by RyanAir.

            1. Anonymous Coward
              Anonymous Coward

              Re: approved for hand luggage by RyanAir

              Who will soon be flying Chinese made planes. If you think that the 737-Max was bad... Watch this space.

          2. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: Return Journey

            "How big and heavy is this propellant factory? Has one been made and tested on earth?"

            Very big and very heavy. It will also need an enormous amount of machinery that They® aren't making on Mars currently. The most obvious place to site a test installation would be in Boca Chica. Earth isn't Mars, but the inputs are water and CO2 which the Earth has and Mars..... maybe. Besides making the propellant components, they will need to be stored until needed, at extremely low temperatures. If the works get a puncture and propellants leak, that's the crew missing their return launch window if they don't catch it fast enough and have the ability to effect repairs.

          3. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

            Re: Propellant factory size & testing

            Huge and minimal.

            Converting CO2 and water to methane and oxygen has been done at laboratory scale on Earth. The big reasons that no-one has tried it at industrial scale are that it costs power and natural gas is cheap. Given a big chunk of money it could be done on Earth. On Mars, CO2 is at a very low pressure and carries lots of dust that would clock up the pump required to get it to a useful pressure. That is probably solvable with trial and error but it is why I am certain attempt 1 by robots will fail.

            On Mars, water is ice under some soil. Digging on Mars by thoroughly mass restricted robots has not gone well. Brute force engineering might be sufficient to solve the problem or might get clogged up with dust. I saw an interesting experiment in Antarctica to get water from ice in a way that could work on Mars. Start with a hole in the ice and put a cap on top to hold in pressure. Pump in hot water and use the pressure of the hot water to pump out cold water. With a little care, the ice melts to make a spherical hole that grows downwards. The surrounding ice contains the melt water and pressure. The cold water can be used to cool a nuclear reactor that supplies the hot water. It worked on Earth. There isn't an obvious reason why it cannot be made to work on Mars. As a bonus the spherical hole can be used as a radiation shielded habitat.

            1. MachDiamond Silver badge

              Re: Propellant factory size & testing

              "It worked on Earth. There isn't an obvious reason why it cannot be made to work on Mars."

              If you assume H2O and not "water". A lot of Mars is contaminated by various salts, particularly Perchlorate salts. That's not the sort of stuff you want going into the input of your processing plant. So, you have to process the water into H2O first. This is provided you can find a concentrated source of water (ice). There is water on Mars, but it's all sky aireology until somebody drills a well and finds a reasonable source and works out the optimum way to collect it. There's ideas and some of them sound pretty reasonable, but what happens if the conditions change slightly? Then there is the C02 to sort out. The atmosphere is mainly CO2, but it's very thin. A way has to be found to collect and process what's there and turn that "air" into CO2 to feed the input port of the machine. As claimed, there's been some small scale work done, but not bulk operations and no designs that can be chopped into modules and shipped to Mars and could be put together by a few astronauts that have just spent 9 months getting weak and losing bone mass in zero G. They'll have plenty to do just doing all of the things required to survive. If all they can do is work like mad to stay alive and make enough fuel to come back, why go at all? There would need to be time to do science and at least a tiny bit of exploration.

            2. Ian Johnston Silver badge

              Re: Propellant factory size & testing

              So you've just sent a nuclear reactor to Mars in order to process deep seams of solid ice which nobody has yet found in order to supply a laboratory process which nobody has successfully run at scale and for which the other feedstock is contaminated?

              Put down the pipe, Elon.

        4. Ian Johnston Silver badge

          Re: Return Journey

          Since any human launched to Mars in 2028 will be dead of radiation sickness within a year, the return trip's timing probably isn't critical. On the upside, and are lighter than people and don't need to breathe.

          What is it about Musk's fans that leads them to talk airily about returning whole humans from Mars soon when not even a gramme of rock has been brought back and when NASA's final proposal said it would take until 2040 and cost $11bn? Ok, NASA is expensive and inefficient, but four years from now?

          1. Miko

            Re: Return Journey

            Also, SpaceX is becoming expensive and inefficient now that it is the de facto NASA replacement

            The googlification of SpaceX is eventually inevitable and inexorable if the competition disappears

            1. MachDiamond Silver badge

              Re: Return Journey

              "The googlification of SpaceX is eventually inevitable and inexorable if the competition disappears"

              An interesting factoid the Pressure-Fed Astronaut handed out was that the Atlas V is the only US rocket certified to carry RTG powered payloads. Vulcan is supposed to be working towards that since the Atlas V is EOL. Electron is doing fine and can be more cost-efficient for small payloads to certain orbits. SpaceX only has two rockets and the F9 Heavy doesn't get much work. The next iteration of Starship will have video of it on fire while being transported from the hanger to the test site (when rebuilt) if the evolution continues in the same direction as it has been lately.

          2. Fursty Ferret

            Re: Return Journey

            Takes a LOT of radiation to give someone radiation sickness. Even more to kill them. They might not be very well but DNA has stunning proof-reading and correction built right in. I’d peg psychological issues as by far the biggest threat on a manned mission. After all, is someone who sets out knowing it’s almost certainly a one-way trip actually the best person for the job?

            1. MachDiamond Silver badge

              Re: Return Journey

              "Takes a LOT of radiation to give someone radiation sickness. Even more to kill them. They might not be very well but DNA has stunning proof-reading and correction built right in. I’d peg psychological issues as by far the biggest threat on a manned mission."

              Radiation is a funny thing. While radiation from Plutonium might kill you, the metal itself is highly toxic, so if you ingest any, that will kill you first. Radiation can trigger other things that are latent in humans and that's amplified by a suppressed immune system caused by extended time in weightlessness.

              People that don't feel well are often grumpy and there's no getting away from anybody on a spacecraft. This could be a real problem is Elon wants to cram people in as tightly as he has talked about. There will need to be a substantial mass allowance for meds. I expect that after a while, those meds will wind up being a major component of the water system, so that might save some weight through recycling. Water treatment plants on Earth have issues with all of the prescription drugs that doctor's prescribe, never mind the self-prescribed ones.

          3. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

            Re: What is it about Musk fans ...

            Not a fan. Years ago I wanted the guy in prison for securities fraud but my opinion of him has plummeted since then.

            Space enthusiasts have a wide range of ability understanding of the problems on colonising Mars. You have not presented a new problem. Solutions have been under investigation for decades. If you want to be taken seriously show you have looked at the proposed solutions.

            NASA and congress's preferred contractors worked hard to get the price up to $11B and it would take them until 2040 to allocate and spend that much money. They achieved that impressive feat in part by proposing new specialised hardware to return a single batch of samples. The other side is to keep the mass budget so restricted that millions has to be spent shaving every gramme off the hardware.

            A realistic program would need hardware that can also earn lots of money elsewhere. Launching satellite internet constellations shows promise. Starship has already cost a hefty chunk of NASA's $11B funded by a mixture of Falcon launched Starlink and Musk's real skill: talking bullshit to investors. Falcon has already caused satellite operators to save money but not focusing on trimming off every possible gramme. Starship is intended put an end to the costs of excessive mass optimisation.

            Four years is obviously impossible. It may come as a shock to you but many people are aware that one of the few things less believable that a Musk tweet is a Musk tweet promising something will be done by a certain date. Politicians are unable to look more than four years into the future. Investors are even more short sighted. Space enthusiasts have waited over 50 years for a return to the Moon.

            1. Ian Johnston Silver badge

              Re: What is it about Musk fans ...

              Space enthusiasts have a wide range of ability understanding of the problems on colonising Mars.

              As your postings in the area amply demonstrate.

              You have not presented a new problem. Solutions have been under investigation for decades.

              Translation: Nobody knows how to solve this.

              1. John Smith 19 Gold badge
                Unhappy

                "Translation: Nobody knows how to solve this."

                to the contrary. Multiple possible options exist in reports written by various aerospace contractors.

                But no one has put the serious money on the table to have them built. Musk knows nothing goes tills something goes and until they get to and back from Earth orbit that is a complete waste of time opening up those reports and starting to reverse engineer what's in them.

                But the Mars atmosphere is a major PITA,. It's pressure is 1/140 of Earth sea level, and there's a fair bit of dust in it as others have noted.

                BTW convection continues as long as the pressure is above about 10miliTorr, or 10micrometres of Hg. So Mars has about 500x the atmosphere to continue convection, making it dammed cold on the surface at night, as well as having very little radiation shielding due to both a very thin atmosphere and no real magnetic field. On Mars you'd need to be under 3m of soil to get the rad shielding enjoyed by people waling around on the Earth's surface.

              2. MachDiamond Silver badge

                Re: What is it about Musk fans ...

                "Translation: Nobody knows how to solve this."

                Certainly, nobody has a 'proven' solution for many of the problems. Nor do they have a good approach to getting that proof.

                I'd be curious to hear about anybody solving the Nitrogen problem. On Earth, we humans mostly breathe Nitrogen. Our bodies use the bit of Oxygen that's mixed in, but air is mostly Nitrogen. A pure Oxygen environment is dangerous. The fire on Apollo 1 was due to NASA trying to get away with doing that. The partial pressure of Oxygen needed is only 5.5psi (sorry for the units). That made it so much easier to build the capsule and it was much less mass to take with them. It's highly useful for air to be a mostly a non-reactive gas (under most conditions).

                For an off-planet installation, recovering O2 from CO2 will be needed with some manufactured O2 to make up for losses.

                If one looks at life on Earth, plants are a outsourced part of us and it takes a lot of them per human. The system is so interdependent that it's not entirely understood. We can make an abbreviated environment to take with us for short trips, but we will need much more research and long term studies to find out how to do that long term.

          4. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: Return Journey

            "What is it about Musk's fans that leads them to talk airily about returning whole humans from Mars soon when not even a gramme of rock has been brought back"

            Elon and SpaceX haven't even shown any work on proposed rocket interiors, life support, sanitation, ISRU, etc. One would think that if they were even at the CGI rendering stage, Elon would be showing off images of some sort and claiming performance specs for yet undesigned systems.

            I did all of my homework and learned all sorts of things, but my papers fell into the shredder so I can't prove anything.

          5. cray74

            Re: Return Journey

            Since any human launched to Mars in 2028 will be dead of radiation sickness within a year

            Rounding up to 2mSv per day during flight in an unshielded spacecraft and 2mSv per day on the surface of Mars in an unshielded spacecraft, you'd get 730mSv in a year (73 rem, if you prefer). At 1Sv, you have a 5.5% chance of developing cancer in your remaining decades of life, assuming the disputed linear no-threshold model is used. Generally, serious radiation sickness develops around 500 rem / 5 Sv if the dose is received in a short period.

            Shielding is rather straightforward. On the Martian surface, a few meters of regolith will screen out those cosmic rays. Around 40cm of hydrogen-rich materials like water, plastic, liquid methane, or feces would significantly cut the radiation dose during the flight.

        5. Joe Gurman

          Re: Return Journey

          I’d guess anyone eager enough to take a golden ticket from Willy Elon isn’t concerned with returning to this planet.

      4. Joe Gurman

        Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

        Pretty certain I wouldn’t trust a Tesla robotaxi to get me down the road safely. Rockets? Not so much.

      5. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

        Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

        "It is not getting to Mars that is the issue..."

        It's not even getting beyond earth orbit that's the issue, heck, even getting it up into space in the first place without it going all wrong seems to be starship's stumbling block.

        Space is hard, maybe just too hard for starship.

    2. spold Silver badge

      Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

      Who wants to go to MARS (Mainly A Real Shithole) anyway? It would be cheaper for them to blow things up on earth... oh wait...

      1. Neil Barnes Silver badge
        Mushroom

        Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

        Marvin? Is that you? With your Earth-shattering kaboom?

      2. jake Silver badge

        Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

        Actually, I'd love to visit Mars.

        Just not via a program that musk has anything to do with, and certainly not if it was run by the Government.

        ANY government.

      3. John Smith 19 Gold badge
        Unhappy

        "Who wants to go to MARS (Mainly A Real Shithole) anyway?"

        Actually Plenty of people would like to go to Mars, for a while.

        The problem is finding reasons for them to stay once they get there.

        It's the distinction between a holiday resort and a settlement.*

        *I don't use the words Colony or Colonists (or technically "Colonials"). The Worlds Richest African American might have no problems with such language, but a lot of his former countrymen would.

    3. MyffyW Silver badge

      Obviously, A Major Malfunction

      The one consolation is that SpaceX is just immolating vehicles and launchpads, not teachers or astronauts. So that's progress. Sort of.

    4. Someone Else Silver badge
      Coffee/keyboard

      Re: “Starships might land on Mars in 2026”

      Stop it, dammit! - - - - ->

  2. Zolko Silver badge

    !banana

    What a progress they're making ! May-be that "banana for scale " joke wasn't such a good idea by the PR department

  3. Irongut Silver badge

    Starship - a poem by Baldrick

    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

    BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM...

    1. werdsmith Silver badge

      Re: Starship - a poem by Baldrick

      Ahh no, please. Not the Vengaboys ear worm.

      1. spireite

        Re: Starship - a poem by Baldrick

        It is Hot, Hot, Hot and No longer going Up and Down - more like a Rocket To Uranus.

        1. Steve Davies 3 Silver badge

          Re: Starship - a poem by Baldrick

          They will make a mistake feeding the AI nav computer and the ship will 'set the controls for the heart of the Sun'.

          RIP Syd.

          1. steelpillow Silver badge
            Headmaster

            Re: Starship - a poem by Baldrick

            I think you'll find that Hotblack Desiato was not actually making a mistake.

            RIP Douglas.

            1. Roger Kynaston

              very OT HHTG observation

              A couple of decades after growing up with a copy of the Hitchhikers in my school bag I walked around Camden and was delighted to see that a local estate agent was actually called Hotblack Desiato!

              more OT, what is the US going to do now SpaceX is getting as reliable as Boeing at putting hardware into orbit?

              1. DJO Silver badge

                Re: very OT HHTG observation

                DNA asked them for permission to use the name.

              2. SundogUK Silver badge

                Re: very OT HHTG observation

                Of the 139 total launches so far in 2025, 123 were by SpaceX. Their nearest competitor, CASC, has 33

                Boeing? No, SpaceX are pissing all over the competition.

                1. MachDiamond Silver badge

                  Re: very OT HHTG observation

                  "Of the 139 total launches so far in 2025, 123 were by SpaceX. "

                  The vast majority of those were for Starlink. The overall launch market hasn't gone up by much over the last decade. Starship and Falcon are two very different vehicles and programs.

              3. Roj Blake Silver badge

                Re: very OT HHTG observation

                Iain Banks' rather excellent novel Walking on Glass features both the estate agents and HHGTTG in one of its three plots.

              4. Dan 55 Silver badge

                Re: very OT HHTG observation

                It's still there.

      2. Dan 55 Silver badge
        Devil

        Re: Starship - a poem by Baldrick

        Woah! We're going to Turks and Caicos

        Woah! Back to the island

        Woah! We're going to leave a wreckage

        Woah! In the Atlantic sea

    2. Paul Dx
      Mushroom

      Re: Starship - a poem by Baldrick

      BOOM BOOM BOOM

      1. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
        Joke

        Re: Starship - a poem by Baldrick

        How did you guess, sir?

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Starship - a poem by Baldrick

      All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom

      and a boom-boom

      1. Andy Non Silver badge

        Re: Starship - a poem by Baldrick

        You are Basil Brush and I claim my £5

    4. TDog

      Re: Starship - a poem by Baldrick

      ORION Starship - a poem by Baldrick

      BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

      BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

      BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM...

      FFY

  4. steelpillow Silver badge
    Joke

    Spawn of ... um, er, who was that again?

    Of course, if this were Microsoft, exploding would be a feature that you paid extra for. Except, the entry-level (sic) Starship lacking this feature is no longer available.

  5. orbinaut

    This feels very familiar

    This whole program is managing to capture my exact experience playing KSP.

    1. Paul Kinsler

      Re: playing KSP.

      If a Kerbal enthusiast, you might enjoy reading this:

      "Large Language Models as Autonomous Spacecraft Operators in Kerbal Space Program", Carrasco etal.

      https://arxiv.org/abs/2505.19896

  6. FIA Silver badge

    SpaceX appears to have cut to the chase this time and blown up a Starship without bothering with any of that launching nonsense.

    Erm, it's called rapid iteration.

    The next one will come out of the factory already on fire.

    1. Eclectic Man Silver badge
      Joke

      Optimisation?

      The next one will come out of the factory already on fire.

      Ah, would that be the epitome of the agile development management process?

      1. UCAP Silver badge

        Re: Optimisation?

        Ah, would that be the epitome of the agile development management process?

        As in manglement running as fast as they can in the hope of avoiding the debris fallout.

      2. Pierre 1970
        Flame

        Re: Optimisation?

        To be fair, what we really don't know is what is the MVP in this particular case.

        (I couldn't find a more adequate icon, such as a fire match)

        1. jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid Silver badge

          Re: Optimisation?

          "what is the MVP"

          Well, given that the objective is a crewed return mission to Mars, I would say that the MVP is a crewed return mission to Mars.

          As James Hetfield once said, "nothing else matters". Or as another great philosopher put it "do or do not, there is no try".

          1. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: Optimisation?

            "Well, given that the objective is a crewed return mission to Mars"

            As the US taxpayers have given SpaceX close to $3bn thus far for a lunar lander, that should be the objective. A giant Pez dispenser to be able to litter LEO with Starlink sats seems to be business case #2 with Mars (no ROI) as a vague maybe.

      3. Ken Shabby Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Re: Optimisation?

        Move slow and break everything

    2. ITMA Silver badge
      Devil

      Like his cars and Cybertrucks?

    3. Pierre 1970

      Ah, how not to be seen.... and now for something completelly different

    4. HorseflySteve Bronze badge

      AHH, the Chinese fire drill methodology!

    5. MyffyW Silver badge

      "I'll put this fire over here next to the other fire"

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        "I'll put this fire over here next to the other fire"

        I'll put this new fire a bit higher up for a two-level effect.

    6. Antron Argaiv Silver badge
      Mushroom

      Move fast - check

      Break things - CHECK!

    7. Someone Else Silver badge

      Move Fast and Blow Up Things.

    8. Ozumo

      Give EM credit for solving the problem of increasing space debris.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        "ive EM credit for solving the problem of increasing space debris."

        And here I was not even thinking that there was that problem and a need to 'solve' it.

    9. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

      It's now an X-rocket.

      1. Ken Shabby Silver badge
        Childcatcher

        Well I’d better replace it then.

  7. Eclectic Man Silver badge
    Happy

    'Jigsaw Puzzle'

    All is not lost! Maybe good old British skills can help to put it back together again:

    "Archaeologists have pieced together thousands of fragments of 2,000-year-old wall plaster to reveal remarkable frescoes that decorated a luxurious Roman villa.

    The shattered plaster was discovered in 2021 at a site in central London that's being redeveloped, but it's taken until now to reconstruct this colossal jigsaw puzzle.

    The frescoes are from at least 20 walls of the building, with beautifully painted details of musical instruments, birds, flowers and fruit."

    From:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y5w1ldz8do

    Smiley Face icon, 'coz we need some good news once in a while.

    1. Helcat Silver badge

      Re: 'Jigsaw Puzzle'

      Well, we do love a mystery. And a jigsaw puzzle... and amply practice in patience... and queueing.

    2. PhilipN Silver badge

      Re: 'Jigsaw Puzzle'

      It's a mosaic. How hard can it be to throw it back together again?*

      *Yeah I know I know

    3. Potemkine! Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: 'Jigsaw Puzzle'

      But what have the Romans ever done for us?

  8. BartyFartsLast Silver badge

    FSD

    Fast

    Self

    Destruct

  9. LBJsPNS Silver badge

    OK, this repid unscheduled disassembly nonsense is getting rather old.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Mushroom

      RSD

      It's now the more reliable Rapid Scheduled Disassembly

    2. CorwinX Bronze badge

      I think it's now an accepted term

      Like SNAFU, FUBAR, FUBAB, Charlie Foxtrot, Etc

    3. MachDiamond Silver badge

      "OK, this repid unscheduled disassembly nonsense is getting rather old."

      The proper old term is "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly Event" or "R.U.D.E."

      This one requires my standby of B.U.G., Blowed Up Good. Had it been a full stack, it would have been a B.U.R.G., Blowed Up Real Good.

      This is turning into the Red Green Space Program.

  10. Simon Harris Silver badge

    Naming convention

    Musk has a fondness for naming things after Iain Banks’ ships.

    He should have chosen a different science fiction creator. Gerry Anderson’s Fireball XL5 might be more appropriate here.

    1. Jedit Silver badge
      FAIL

      "naming things after Iain Banks’ ships"

      Yet another thing he took a name from but hasn't actually read. Unless you think he approves of the Culture, where people can transition gender at will and it's considered unusual to not try it at least once.

      (The FAIL is his, of course, not yours.)

      1. cmdrklarg

        Re: "naming things after Iain Banks’ ships"

        If I could do that at will? I'd go for it!

    2. FrogsAndChips Silver badge

      Re: Naming convention

      There are still plenty of names he could usesteal:

      Bad For Business

      Dramatic Exit

      Funny, It Worked Last Time

      Just Testing

      Zero Credibility

      Teething Problems

      1. CorwinX Bronze badge

        Re: Naming convention

        You missed "Oops!" ;-)

      2. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Naming convention

        Next time for sure

        Excitement guaranteed

        Highly confident

    3. veghead

      Re: Naming convention

      Yes! I'm going to start calling him Zoony from now on.

    4. CorwinX Bronze badge

      Re: Naming convention

      I salute you sir. Wish I'd come up with that!

    5. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Naming convention

      "Musk has a fondness for naming things after Iain Banks’ ships."

      He's more like Leonard of Quirm.

      1. theDeathOfRats

        Re: Naming convention

        Like fsck he is! Mr Leonard of Quirm was a true genius and a brilliant engineer (if a tad naive). I'll admit that his creativity didn't extend to the naming of his creations, but at least those where descriptive and accurate.

        Maybe you were thinking of Bloody Stupid Johnson?

        1. MachDiamond Silver badge

          Re: Naming convention

          "Maybe you were thinking of Bloody Stupid Johnson?"

          Leonard's naming skills combined with B.S. Johnson's engineering talent.

          To be fair, Mr Johnson was able to make Pi = 3. The problem was in doing so other problems cropped up starting with the demise of the Post. Pretty blue light, though. Many of his inventions were quite clever, just not suited for the intended purpose.

  11. m4r35n357 Silver badge

    How times have changed

    I remember watching those early SpaceX videos of rocket recovery with excitement . . .

    Now I just want them all to blow up on the pad ;)

    What could possibly have happened in the interim?

    1. IGotOut Silver badge

      Re: How times have changed

      It's a bit like skiing or Motorsport. You only watch it for the crashes.

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: How times have changed

      "What could possibly have happened in the interim?"

      The experienced engineers have left the building.

    3. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: How times have changed

      "What could possibly have happened in the interim?"

      Improvements were made.... by Elon.

  12. Lee D Silver badge

    AI

    Commenting on what some chatbot said in error is really a new low in journalistic reporting, guys.

    Stop it. If it was vaguely entertaining or funny, it might be relevant, but "seeing what Grok says" about a story is literally the bottom of the barrel in preference to actually writing another line or two.

    1. Ze

      Re: AI

      It isn't some chatbot though it's Elon Musk's chatbot so it's quite funny theregister snark kind of way.

    2. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Re: AI

      It makes sense to ask Musk's chatbot about events in Musk's companies. There is a chance it might come out with a plausible answer and that would be news.

  13. Anonymous Anti-ANC South African Coward Silver badge

    Just now on X :

    Musk - "just a scratch"

    Me (not knowing what happened) - Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

    1. Antron Argaiv Silver badge
      Thumb Up

      [Pythons]

      "You're a looney!"

      [/Pythons]

  14. Simon Harris Silver badge

    Efficiency.

    In a bid to be more efficient, wouldn't it save a lot of time and money if instead of bothering with all that tricky research and development stuff, they just took a match to a tank of rocket fuel?

    1. Eclectic Man Silver badge
      Joke

      Re: Efficiency.

      As in: https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01pzqj3/wallace-gromit-a-grand-day-out

      (About 7 minutes in) ?

      Now that is rocket science!

    2. Jamie Jones Silver badge
      Happy

      Re: Efficiency.

      and if that didn't work, I'm sure the next agile software patch would fix it!

  15. TheMaskedMan Silver badge

    It really was a very, very spectacular explosion though - musk is right when he calls these things entertaining!

    Hmm, so no sightings of a fat orange guy in a maga hat leaving Massey's with a screwdriver in his tiny hands?:)

    1. Mishak Silver badge

      And it was likely only partly fuelled

      The test was only a short(ish) static fire...

      1. TheMaskedMan Silver badge

        Re: And it was likely only partly fuelled

        "The test was only a short(ish) static fire"

        There was some discussion that they may be going for a full length static fire, I think, but I was only partially listening to the commentary.

        But imagine if this had happened next week, on top of a fully fuelled full stack. It would be right up there with eccentrica gallumbits, as far as bangs go.

        In a way, Space X are lucky. I imagine the test site is a mess, which will seriously delay testing of new ships, but it will be much easier to repair and replace that than one, maybe even two launch mounts / towers + infrastructure. They may even take the opportunity to install any changes/ upgrades needed for block 3 now, rather than later.

        And I'm sure they will learn something from the incident, no matter what the cause. It's a pain in the arse, and it's going to delay them, but it's not the end of the world. If anything, it just highlights the need for redundancy - plans for a second test facility are likely already in motion.

      2. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

        Re: And it was likely only partly fuelled

        ...and there's yer problem. Static, or more fully static electricity is often the cause of sparks unless proper precautions are taken. Clearly they forgot the earth strap and the static decided to go mobile and jump the shark gap, causing the explosion. As London Underground are wont to say, Mind The Gap!

      3. Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch Silver badge

        Re: And it was likely only partly fuelled

        Static... then extremely dynamic.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    DOGE

    Department Of Great Explosions

  17. Alistair
    Windows

    I'm starting to wonder

    Gwen has done spectacular things with SpaceX, getting most of it working rather well overall, I'm wondering when she'll get one of the *smart* managers to take over Starship development work from whichever idiot is listening to Elon.

    1. Flocke Kroes Silver badge

      Re: Smart managers

      Gwynne put Kathy Lueders in charge of Starship. Like the rest of SpaceX senior management she knows that Elon must be guided or better yet distracted and not listened to. There are two bits you are not getting. Musk calling himself chief engineer is a lie for investors dumb enough to think that is a good idea. Musk provides funding at the expense of his personality. He is not making any engineering decisions.

      The other bit is that a re-usable rocket is extremely difficult. Raptor 1 was by far the most performant engine around is not enough for Starship. Raptor 2 is has some more performance but effectively required a redesign of Starship that cancelled out much of what they had working on the first generation test articles. Its only real use is for making heat shield concept test equipment but so far has not achieved that.

      Raptor 3 is much more ambitious. More performance and designed to not require the protective skirt which is heavy and covered in bodges to suppress fires from raptor 2s leaking propellant into the skirt. I am really not expecting much from Starship until Raptor 3 starts working reliably. Last I looked, some R3s did not explode when tested at McGregor and they might be ready for a launch next year. Until then SpaceX will continue to add temporary work-arounds to R2 based ships in the hope of actually testing a heat shield.

      There will be more explosions for everyone to enjoy.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Smart managers

        "Musk provides funding at the expense of his personality."

        Elon doesn't put his own money in.

      2. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: Smart managers

        "There will be more explosions for everyone to enjoy."

        Elon has come right out and said things about the Raptor engine that should have investors shying away from giving him more money. They are running them on the edge of what might be possible (not much margin) and the intention is to have a rapidly reusable system that hangs itself back on the rack to be refueled to go again right away. Gwynne has be touting passenger rocket travel that would need to be massively high margin to be viable, so she's not that bright or is required to repeat the lines Elon has handed to here with a smile on her face and oodles of confidence.

        Run anything on the ragged edge and expect a higher failure rate. Dragsters and Funny Cars get a complete rebuild after every race. Pushing a V8 to give you 2,000hp doesn't lead to long life. For Le Mans, there has to be a balance between performance and reliability. You can't win if you don't finish.

        1. Spherical Cow

          Re: Smart managers

          You are right about the higher risk of engine failure, but you've forgotten about redundancy: a dragster has just one engine and if it fails that's game over, whereas the heavy booster has 33 engines and can still make it to space with one or more engine failures, maybe as many as 3 depending on circumstances. Plus, reliability will improve with more design iterations, especially as they gain knowledge from examining returned used engines.

          1. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: Smart managers

            "whereas the heavy booster has 33 engines and can still make it to space with one or more engine failures, maybe as many as 3 depending on circumstances. "

            Depends on which engines fail. The center three do the steering on both halves. Lose those and it can be game over. Lose one vacuum Raptor on Starship (upper stage) and there can be too little control authority from the gimbaling engines to counter the asymmetric thrust. They still haven't show a fully outfitted prototype achieving orbit or handed out the detailed telemetry so maybe they can take real payload to orbit or maybe not, with no failed engines.

            Examining used engines can be useful, but not complete assurance. Elon has said the Raptors are being run on the edge of their capability so all you'd find from one that came back without failing might be wear you didn't anticipate. Either that or little bits and pieces. It was rare for us to find a definitive cause of failure when I worked in aerospace as there weren't that many times we had a engine fail that didn't leave us with a box of metal scrap. It was only the times when things were a wee bit melty where we could find a proximate cause.

    2. DS999 Silver badge

      Re: I'm starting to wonder

      You'd have to think that his descent into right wing politics starting with the purchase of Twitter and culminating in a nazi salute at the inauguration of a president he bought and paid for might have been a bit too much for some of SpaceX's engineers. If someone at the top leaves its impossible to hide that fact. But if more than a few critical someones in the lower ranks leave does anyone think that SpaceX would publicize that fact?

      I don't think we can blame Elon's management for this because Gwen's done a great job of keeping him away from the engineers doing the actual engineering in the past and wouldn't have changed that policy. But Elon's personality and antics outside the company will have had an influence on some of the engineers in a way she can't control. Even those who haven't got to the point of actually leaving (i.e. if they moved their whole family to SpaceX's company town it it would be a hard decision indeed) they may still be working there but in a disillusioned state where they are no longer willing to put in the long hours, treating it as more of a 9 to 5 until the right opportunity for them to bolt comes along.

      When you have a workforce who truly and universally believe in the company, the leadership and what they're trying to achieve they can do great things. We've seen that many times throughout history. We've also seen many times what happens when a workforce no longer buys into that vision and leadership. Missteps and failures have a way of becoming contagious in such an environment, as even those who are still true believers see and feel that many of those around them aren't and it rubs off on them.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: I'm starting to wonder

        "But if more than a few critical someones in the lower ranks leave does anyone think that SpaceX would publicize that fact?"

        Some do spot this happening with Tesla. They seem to go through many key people and Elon will fire anybody that questions his diktats. Look what happened to the Supercharger team during the last purge, the one division that is likely the most prone to success.

        1. DS999 Silver badge

          Re: I'm starting to wonder

          Unlike SpaceX, Tesla is publicly traded so it is harder to hide what is going on inside and there are shareholders to complain about the CEO's antics.

          It is a terrible choice for Tesla's shareholders though. Musk is obviously depressing the value of the stock through his antics that have alienated the primary customer base for its cars. But the suspension of disbelief (to a level Steve Jobs could only have dreamed of) despite all his broken promises is the main reason the stock is about 10-20x higher than it should be based on fundamentals. So even if they had the votes to vote him out it would crash the stock worse than his nazi salutes ever could.

          Many Tesla stockholders no longer care about sales of the car, it is all a moonshot bet on robotaxis, robots, and AI based on promises from a man who claimed full self driving nine years ago and still hasn't delivered. That's all that's holding the stock price up. If it becomes a car company again its value will crater and Musk will go bankrupt given how much he's personally leveraged on his shares. Some suggest that's why he had xAI buy X/Twitter at a hugely inflated price - the idea is that next step will be Tesla buying xAI at a similar hugely inflated price - that would mean he transfers much of his personal debt to Tesla shareholders!

          1. MachDiamond Silver badge

            Re: I'm starting to wonder

            "Musk is obviously depressing the value of the stock through his antics that have alienated the primary customer base for its cars."

            The price of the stock is massively overshot. Elon's antics/promises/highly confident statements are skewing the real value of the company which would mean a lower, but more realistic, stock price.

    3. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      Re: I'm starting to wonder

      Gwen hasnt done shit. The rocket engineers have done all the smart stuff.

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        Re: I'm starting to wonder

        "Gwen hasnt done shit."

        She's a manager that's had some engineering in her past. The Falcon program has done pretty well. Starlink might not be profitable. Starship is Elon's pet just like the Cybertruck.

        1. that one in the corner Silver badge

          Re: I'm starting to wonder

          > She's a m...

          Shh. Don't say that word, you'll only set him off.

        2. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

          Re: I'm starting to wonder

          So why not give credit to the engineers who actually did the work ?

          Congratulations this is why America is going down the shithole. Pretending CEOs are gods, paying them billions while the real workers get shafted and paid next too nothing. THis is WHY and HOW America got Trump and Elon. Complete lack of honesty and balance which would have prevented all this mess and actually been a fair distribution based on merit instead of bullshit.

      2. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
        Facepalm

        Re: I'm starting to wonder

        Whoever Gwen is, you might be correct.

        Gwynne, however, has done remarkable things.

        1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

          Re: I'm starting to wonder

          Yeh because being a manager is so much harder than being a rocket engineer.

          Bullshit over actual actions.

          1. Anonymous Coward Silver badge
            Facepalm

            Re: I'm starting to wonder

            It's a different skillset.

            Nobody is claiming that Gwynne has built a rocket. She's got people in place who can do that. She's got the funding in place so they can do it. She's got people in place to deal with all the regulatory stuff. She's kept Elon away from the engineer. All of that is remarkable in my opinion.

            1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

              Re: I'm starting to wonder

              AC: Nobody is claiming that Gwynne has built a rocket.

              cow:

              Yes it a different skillset, but you completely overplay and over evaluate putting people in place compared to building rockets.

              She can write as many emails as she likes but she isnt going to bullshit physics, and fix the problems that caused the last Starship to blow up.

  18. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Things that make you go BOOM

  19. that one in the corner Silver badge

    Anomaly

    I experience an anomaly.

    You have an incident.

    He/She/It has a catastrophe.

    We are all doomed, doomed I say.

    You (plural) face an existential crisis.

    They are smoke on the stellar wind.

  20. PlacidCasual

    Too early?

    The previous 3 StarShip V2 failures all seem to be related to the major changes to the downcomer assembly compared the V1 and it remains to be seen if the remaining V2 can be modified to sort this problem out. But I don't think we have anything like the information to know if this was a design issue over a commissioning issue. If as Scott Manly suggested it was a fluid hammer issue that could be entirely down to ground systems issue it is too early to know better.

    1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge

      Re: Too early?

      It all still feels a bit "wrong" referring to these rockets as V2. Especially as they keep going all explodey.

      1. anothercynic Silver badge

        Re: Too early?

        V -1? :-)

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Too early?

      " If as Scott Manly suggested it was a fluid hammer issue that could be entirely down to ground systems issue it is too early to know better."

      He mentioned fluid hammer on the last static fire test, but goes on to show that it's highly likely that it was the line(s) coming down from the header tanks that let go and unzipped the airframe. Of course, he also says it wasn't a detonation so he's not up on definitions. Hear a boom, think detonation. If it was only a deflagration, it would have been a whooomf. With a detonation, there's often a deflagration. If photos are release of the test stand, I expect there will be evidence of shock damage.

      When working with cryogenic liquids, it's very important to go through every mm to check for dead end sections. Trapped liquid will boil and blow things apart. It might have been that or a frozen relief valve (again). If relief valves cycle in Earth's atmosphere, they will collect ice which can block them. It's a solved problem, but if your mantra is that anything NASA has developed is automatically bad, you will have to learn many lessons on your own. Been there, got the embroided shirt.

  21. Andy The Hat Silver badge

    Why bother testing?

    No other spacecraft has ever blown up on the pad because it's all super safe and most people on TikTok think testing is boring, so last year and a complete waste of time.

    I presume most of the commentards believe the pad area is empty when these tests happen simply because the siren is too loud...

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      One of the early Apollo rockets blew up on the pad. NASA's response was "that is never happening again".

      For some reason, Elon seems to think that rockets blowing up is a good thing, rather than a sign that you have not tested enough.

  22. herman Silver badge
    Mushroom

    Honda

    That little Honda rocket won’t be able to beat this.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Honda

      "That little Honda rocket won’t be able to beat this."

      mmmmmmm. Honda's rocket is a small scale test bed to develop skill with controls, navigation and operations. It's not a launch platform. My guess that if they didn't go overboard with custom hardware, it could have been built for around the $1mn mark. Elon has said that every Starship full stack test bed is $100mn in hardware and they have a production line going for them.

  23. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
    Mushroom

    The Dogefather

    Fresh from blowing up things in the US Government, The Dogefather applies what he has learnt over the last few months to Starship

  24. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Hire yourself plan

    Past rocketastic success came from hiring the Nazi rocket scientists. Becoming one and expecting thinks to work isn't enough.

    1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
      Mushroom

      Countdown

      ... 5,4,3,2,1,And, we have liftoff of the right arm of Herr von Braun[Musk]

  25. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Major Anomaly?

    major anomaly? Clearly not...

    Starship blowing up is normal process, going by all of the prior tests.

  26. Steve Foster
    Thumb Up

    Excellent

    Came here for the collective wisdomscorn of the commentardiat, and was not disappointed. Best laugh all day.

  27. Hieronymus Howard
    Mushroom

    I thought that nazis were supposed to be good at rockets.

    1. Stratman

      ...and cars

      1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
        Mushroom

        Vorsprung durch MAGA

        As they say in Magaland

        Icon: oh well, back to the drawing board

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      The American ones were !!!

      Of course, they stopped being Nazis when they were 'convinced' to help the Americans !!!

      Very apposite as there was a programme on TV about Von Braun and his american friends.

      Particularly about his efforts to NOT be seen as a Nazi supporter and his somewhat sketchy record in WWII.

      :)

      1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

        WVB was "forced" to be a NAZI. He never actually did any nazi things, unlike Musk who actively participated at the front of the new American nazi era.

        1. Fruit and Nutcase Silver badge
          Mushroom

          Starship

          Stars in their eyes[Starship in his eyes]

          Tonight Matthew I'm going to be Werner von Braun

        2. graeme leggett Silver badge

          1) He joined the Nazi party in order to be able to make rockets

          2) He joined the German Army research at Peenemunde in order to be able to make rockets

          3) He wasted huge amounts of German resources on a not very effective weapon. (see Tim Harford podcast etc)

          Perhaps being allowed to make rockets by the US was repayment for 3.

          Personally, I stick with Tom Lehrer's assessment....

          1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

            In Nazi germany it was almost impossible to be a scientist and not be a nazi member.

            Its almost like it simpossible to not wave american flags everywhere in america. Does that mean every flag waver in america is a trumpian ?

        3. Ian Johnston Silver badge

          WVB was "forced" to be a NAZI. He never actually did any nazi things ...

          You mean apart from that whole "knowingly making use of slave labour" thing? Because that was pretty nazi-ish.

          https://wsmrmuseum.com/2020/07/27/von-braun-the-v-2-and-slave-labor/4/

          1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

            Hardly any different from your good self.

            How many products in your home were produced by kids and slaves in all but name ?

        4. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          "WVB was "forced" to be a NAZI."

          Doesn't that excuse come 'before' the 'I was only following orders' mantra !!!

          :)

        5. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          WVB a good german who became a good yankee ... or so we are to believe.

          I am aware of the position WVB holds in the US of A, BUT he did put some effort into sanitising his war history which was obviously quite successful.

          Unfortunately, he was not able to 100% clean all traces from history.

          Don't believe the glossy history of Rockets in the US of A, some/many of the people that were 'borrowed' from Germany had good reason to want to be in another country far far away from Germany.

          Well hidden BUT still there if you look.

          :)

        6. JHD

          "Once they go up

          Who cares where they come down!

          That's not my problem,

          Says Werner von Braun."

          Also, "We aim for the stars, sometime we hit London."

  28. CorwinX Bronze badge

    Yeah. Why go to all the trouble...

    ... of launching it when you can just have a RUD on the ground to save time ;-)

    Also means no-one needs to worry about bits of Starship falling out the sky.

    Very efficient, I'll give him that ;-)

    1. David Hicklin Silver badge

      Re: Yeah. Why go to all the trouble...

      > Also means no-one needs to worry about bits of Starship falling out the sky.

      Or having to get a pesky licence to launch it in the first place.

      My guess is a QA problem, has Musk been cosying up to Micro$oft ?

  29. CorwinX Bronze badge

    More people should be looking ...

    ... at ESA's Ariane program. Though of course US companies have trouble understanding that us primitive Europeans can sometimes do stuff better than the good ol' US of A.

    ESA have been launching iterations of Ariane rockets for decades. Version 6 coming real soon.*

    Their main advantage is they have a very good track record of, you know, not blowing up!

    * There is some discussion about calling it the V6 because of a certain... sensitivity ... around rockets with that designation in these parts!

  30. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    RIP everyone on a Boeing 787

    Can’t even get a Boeing 787 to take off safely. Maybe we’re working on the wrong problem?

  31. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

    Said it before and will say it again, Starship will never be successful to the Moon or Mars.

    Its going to be repeated failure over and over again.

    1. David Hicklin Silver badge

      > Starship will never be successful to the Moon or Mars.

      One of its problems is too many rocket engines, same as the Russians had with the N1 moon rocket - there are too many things to go wrong. They got it better with Soyuz of course but still the N1 had 20 rockets and StarShip has 33....time to dust off the Saturn V rockets engines!

      1. MachDiamond Silver badge

        "time to dust off the Saturn V rockets engines!"

        The Soviets couldn't get really big rocket engines to behave and even the F1 was having issues that took time to solve. It was much easier to build lots of small engines there there were many more common machine tools (still very large) that could do the work over needing to build something not completely bespoke. A bigger engine can be more mass efficient than the equivalent thrust from many smaller ones. The trade-offs are many. What I see as most concerning is the number of propellant connections. Each of them with the possibility of leaking or breaking. With only 5 engines to feed, the plumbing can be more robust and still mass less than with 33 or more.

      2. Ian Johnston Silver badge

        It's a pretty well-established dictum in engineering that if you need full performance you go for as few systems as possible and if you need some performance you go for as many systems as possible. That's why WW2 fighters were almost all single-engined (having two doubles the chances of failure and if one fails you're shot down in seconds) but bombers usually had four engines (you're vulnerable anyway but have a good chance of getting back on 3/4 or 1/2 power).

        How many engines can a Starship afford to lose? If a single one has a 1/100 chance of failing during launch (figure pulled out of my arse) then the chance of all 37 making it to the end is 31%.

        1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

          Its not quite that simple. As we have seen its not only engines that fail its many other parts. Its the weakest link, it only takes one to fail and the thing is toast.

          Imagine hoping for not only one rocket to get into LEO, but dozens or hundreds which in turn provide fuel and more to others which must also be perfect on their trip to Mars, and then the Mars lander itself must be perfect on its landing.

          WHat guarantee is there that the landing rockets will land and not blow up ?

      3. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

        The number of rockets is only the start of the SS problem.

        Doing engineering in space to produce a tank that does not leak is going to be basically impossible. They will be building and launching tanks into space and hoping it works without the ability to manufacture and test on the ground. This is going to be an impossible task in terms of time required and cost because of the launch cost.

        Then we have the problem of the constant change in SS itself. The tiles keeps changing. Sure they must or need to change but its basically a lottery. They have made no progress, they have tried many things and many have failed. I appreciate thats how rocket science works, but that doesnt change the fact they are no where nearer to actually accomplishing the simple task of landing on the Moon. Simple here is a label comparing the Moon and Mars. If you cant do the Moon today then tehres no way you can do Mars.

        THey will never put anything on Mars except a suicide capsule. No base, just a prison, when the poor team there wishes they were in a Prison on earth because its paradise.

  32. jake Silver badge

    I dunno why, but ...

    ... I suddenly have the urge to send musk a care package containing last year's Bondo and half a tube of J-B Weld.

  33. Meph
    Mushroom

    War of the Worlds

    The chances of anything landing on Mars

    Was a million to one they said..

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: War of the Worlds

      Any chance of Musk catching a cold?

    2. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: War of the Worlds

      "Was a million to one they said.."

      Which by Pratchett logic would be a dead certainty and I have to disagree.

  34. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "The stainless steel vehicle _can now_ explode before even leaving the Earth."

    Makes it sound like newly added feature... although definitely one out of the Patch Tuesday stable.

    Pretty sure I would insist on the base model without these Space Karen customisations. :)

  35. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Spectacular

    Young Elon had deep pockets

    He liked to mess around with rockets

    It wasn’t his cash

    Others did their dash

    He knows, he kept all the dockets

    1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      Re: Spectacular

      Its great how America is investing billions so Elon can play with rocket while America is falling apart. Broken bridges, roads, people who have lost hope and become homeless by the thousands....

      but they have Elon blowing up Starships.

  36. Screwed

    Headline writers, please take care.

    SpaceX's Starship explodes again

    It was ANOTHER SpaceX Starship. Not the same one again.

    And it being called a Starship is pure chutzpah!

    1. JHD

      musk's only real skill seems to be hype, so "Starship" for a piece of dangerously bungled engineering tracks, right along with the endlessly announcede full self driving and its variants (car will earn you money while you sleep, weird "truck" will make you cool).

    2. m4r35n357 Silver badge

      Starburst?

      With apologies to Farscape, of course!

      1. Elongated Muskrat Silver badge

        ...and to Juicy Fruit.

  37. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Mars ... to go, where no man will go

    Maybe Elon should have a rethink. It might be better to spend all that money on fundamental research into propulsion systems not involving explosive liquids. So far he can't get there at all let alone send a man and get him back. Then if you want a colony on mars there's many tons of equipment needed. Even if you have raw materials there you'll need to discover, mine and build with tools. Until we get something like anti-gravity or space warps we are not going far from home and mars isn't even far in the scheme of space things.

    Maybe it's just a cover to be able to hoist large weapon systems into earth orbit, that might explain the funding.

    1. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      Re: Mars ... to go, where no man will go

      Elon doesnt want a Mars colony, he wants the American people to pay him to play with rocket pretending its about Mars.

      Elons show and circus is working because you obviously cant tell. Elon doesnt care about his workers, what makes you think he cares about humanity and is doing the Mars thing because he cares ?

    2. CowHorseFrog Silver badge

      Re: Mars ... to go, where no man will go

      Even with a broken Russia, USA hasnt the balls to even say boo to Putin.

  38. hugo tyson
    Mushroom

    Morale/enthusiasm problem?

    Starting to think that SpaceX's initial successes were down to everyone, every last one of them, working on the project, truly loving and believing and giving their all and caring passionately about it. Working for the future of all humanity with a completely altruistic mindset, believing in the science-fiction dream. That's how the very risky experiments bore fruit: superlative care and thoroughness.

    Thinking now that even if only, say, 20% of them have a conscience, empathy, political awareness, kindness, even just that 20% working with a little less commitment, less care, less zeal, could be enough that every stretch mission will now fail, because there's something somewhere that no-one cared to cover.

    If so, SpaceX needs to switch very much to a more NASA-like testing regime, not so many stretch goals, else every single new-design/mods launch will fail, and that'll be the end of the company. After all NASA were using government contractors with weasely pork-barrel management and bad risk practices - they needed to check and double check everything, and still faults reliably got through.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: Morale/enthusiasm problem?

      "Starting to think that SpaceX's initial successes were down to everyone, every last one of them, working on the project, truly loving and believing and giving their all and caring passionately about it."

      That and employee #1, Tom Mueller. Rumor has it he left when Starship become a going concern as it was an Elon pet project and he knew right away it wasn't going to work.

    2. JHD

      Re: Morale/enthusiasm problem?

      How about, SpaceX worked until musk's promises and influence became dominant? These failures are not really on the engineers, who are doing their best to deliver on the hype and lies musk has forced on them.

  39. Pirate Peter

    shame he is not working for NASA

    NASA could mean

    Need Another Starship Again :)

  40. redpola

    I wonder when American taxpayers will start demanding actual deliverables from the roadmap Musk took 3bn of their dollars to deliver?

    1. JHD

      The minimum requirement would be when honest, competent government is restored. So, maybe never.

  41. Delbert

    Dubious On Going Efficiency

    Given the CEOs track record of downsizing the workforce to ''save money'' does this constitute a 'proof of concept' moment? Removing 10% of the workforce at best is ill advised but do oligarcs take advise from anyone apart from the voices in the heads?

  42. Mike 137 Silver badge

    "The stainless steel vehicle can now explode before even leaving the Earth"

    Why stainless? What's the need to protect a rocket against rust? Any competent engineer will tell you that stainless steels in general have poorer properties relevant to pressure vessels than steels that have been specially designed for those purposes. But I guess the muskrat has (yet another) arbitrary fixation on "stainless" -- witness that "Chelsea tractor" of his, and, as in that case, he could have gone for a cheap grade.

    1. MachDiamond Silver badge

      Re: "The stainless steel vehicle can now explode before even leaving the Earth"

      "Why stainless?"

      It almost makes sense if you squint a bit. There's good reasons why everybody else is using aluminum. ULA's Vulcan tank walls are made from 4 sections that are machined and friction stir welded together. The process done correctly leads to light and very strong tanks that, mechanically, are the same as one built as one piece. Fewer seams, fewer issues.

    2. Ian Johnston Silver badge

      Re: "The stainless steel vehicle can now explode before even leaving the Earth"

      Some grades of stainless - I used to research them - undergo a martensitic transition at low temperatures which dramatically increases their strength.

  43. Sanguma

    What I understand from all this

    ... is that Elon Musk and crew and having a BLAST of a time!

    The ant, Sir, my friend, is exploding in the wind

    The Ant, Sir, is exploding in the wind!

  44. JHD

    They've learned what the engineers already knew: the design parameters needed for Starship to do what musk promised can't work. The attempt to improve the lift to payload ratio by dropping weight in the vehicle makes it too unstable. Oh, and we learn that musk does not care how many US taxpayer dollars he immolates.

    Perhaps musk should find a way to raise payloads into near earth orbit using the power of full self driving hype. That has sustained ridiculous "lift" in Tesla's valuation and musk's reputation.

  45. Lee71

    Time to cancel this useless program

    While I admit loving the entertainment value that comes from watching it blow up time and time again. It is now time to cancel this useless program. Seniors and Vets before Musk. Maybe DOGE can put it out of our misery ! Karma.

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