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  1. A Non e-mouse Silver badge

    Those in power don't like the minions to know how the sausage is made - lest they revolt in horror.

    1. Korev Silver badge
      Coat

      It looks like a tax on them

    2. ComicalEngineer Bronze badge

      The tax equivalent of Soylent Green?

  2. Ordinary Donkey

    Did Dillon’s receipt scheme lead to that change? We’ll never know.

    I think we might.

  3. DuchessofDukeStreet

    Wait a minute - the tax payer is responsible for building a stadium for the local sporting team, who are themselves a profit making enterprise? That side of the Atlantic gets weirder every day....

    1. A Non e-mouse Silver badge
      Mushroom

      You can't have the rich spending their money to benefit the poor.

    2. Filippo Silver badge

      I wish this sort of shenanigans was exclusive to that side of the Atlantic.

      1. Tanaka

        Yeah. In my town the head of council sold himself the football club for buttons to tear down and build an old folks home on.

        Then found out there was a covenant on the land to only allow football stadiums.

        Then took the council to court to get the covenant removed.

        ( See: camrose scandal )

    3. disillusioned fanboi
      Alien

      Seems normal?

      Normally the team would then rent the stadium?

      The stadium would have many uses, concerts and things, so it would be normal that the team wouldn't be the owner.

      If the team thinks their current stadium is too small or decrepit, its normal that they complain and threaten to move - do they have any choice?

      But its a risk for the team, the rental costs of the new stadium will presumably be higher...

      1. Neil Barnes Silver badge

        Re: Seems normal?

        And the next thing you know, tickets start at three hundred bucks and go up...

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Seems normal?

        "Normally the team would then rent the stadium?

        The stadium would have many uses, concerts and things, so it would be normal that the team wouldn't be the owner."

        Thinks back to Belfast's Odyssey Arena (now called SSE Arena), built as part of the Odyssey development for the Millenium: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odyssey_Place

        It is home to the Belfast Giants ice hockey team who play weekly matches there. The Arena was partly public funded so that it could be used for other sporting events (it has an athletics track) but the reality was that due to the time taken to defrost the ice hockey pitch and otherwise prepare the venue before events and to re-freeze it afterwards, and with the weekly Belfast Giants games, it was deemed impractical to be used often for athletics and other events etc.

        So the Northern Ireland tax payers/public paid many millions of pounds for an athletics track that has been very rarely used over the past 25 years.

        1. that one in the corner Silver badge

          Re: Seems normal?

          Hire the track out to anyone training for the Antartic ice marathon?

        2. DanceMan

          Re: defrost the ice hockey pitch

          In NA the usual method is to cover the ice with insulated plywood.

          1. FBee

            Ah, New Haven Arena

            Old Arena set up for ice hockey in New Haven, CT USA and now long gone. Plywood to cover the ice for other events, including several concerts I attended...and left with freezing feet! Not sure how much insulation was there but not enough!!

        3. Cliffwilliams44 Silver badge

          Re: Seems normal?

          Why on earth would you thaw the ice!

          Here is NA we cover the ice and:

          Install a basketball court

          Law artificial turf and place Indoor (American) Arena Football or indoor soccer

          Cover it in dirt for bull riding and even motocross.

          I wonder about you guys over there sometime!

          1. Anonymous Coward
            Anonymous Coward

            Re: Seems normal?

            "Why on earth would you thaw the ice!"

            Maybe I was wrong about that aspect. Anyway the point I was making was that it turned out to be so slow/inconvenient to convert the Arena from Ice Hockey use to athletics (and other uses) and then back to Ice Hockey use in time for games that, as a result, the Arena has barely been used for sporting purposes despite being its construction significantly funded by the NI government for sports purposes.

    4. abend0c4 Silver badge

      While there have been loud claims of "no public money" for the new Old Trafford football entertainment complex in Manchester, it does seem to be predicated on significant public investment to enable it. There's been surprisingly little analysis of the economics of commercial sports, but what there is, at least in the UK, seems to suggest that the big-money businesses cause a net economic outflow from their surrounding areas and provide mostly casual, low-quality jobs in the local area.

      1. Headley_Grange Silver badge

        Also from the Graun: "New stadiums facilitate a transfer of wealth, within geographies and across classes. In many cases they may do more harm than good, saddling local communities with the costs of construction and diverting public funds from education and housing while siphoning off all the stadium’s future wealth for the team itself, which mostly means the team owners: a classic case of privatizing the profits while socializing the risks. Building new stadiums is great business for stadium architects, developers, facilities businesses, and team investors, and a lousy deal for everyone else. The financial flows involved – from the local community into the pockets of team owners – are as predictable as the designs of the stadiums themselves."

        https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/apr/29/football-soccer-stadiums-everton-nfl

        1. Dave314159ggggdffsdds

          That article is really strange - clearly written by a Liverpool fan trying to come up with mud to sling at Everton.

          The reality is that in the UK stadiums are almost always privately funded, usually with councils charging large 'developer levies' for planning consent. The exceptions are either government-funded international sporting boondoggles like the Olympics, and cases of outright corruption like, say, Spurs paying off various Haringey councillors to get permission to do enough unconnected property development to be able to afford their new stadium.

    5. Headley_Grange Silver badge

      Seems to be business as usual in the US. From the Grauniad earlier this month:

      "Browns’ owners want to build a new $2.4bn stadium – and want Ohio taxpayers to foot a portion of the bill"

      https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/jun/05/cleveland-browns-stadium-move

    6. Dinanziame Silver badge
      Holmes

      No different from cities offering a tax rebate to large corporations moving there.

      1. MatthewSt Silver badge

        Possibly, but in that instance you're instantly collecting a percentage of an amount that you may not have otherwise had

      2. Cliffwilliams44 Silver badge

        There is no comparison!

        Offering a tax incentive for a company to set up operations within a city, with obligations to hire a set # of employees for a set # of years is a damn good investment for local communities!

        Those jobs, at a certain average wage brings in a significant tax revenue. Even in areas without income taxes the economic activity of these people brings in much needed tax revenue. In most instances over time this revenue is well up and above any incentive granted the employer!

        The evidence is clear here in the US. We've seen the growth of business and industry in the South where government are more accommodating to these arrangements and the decline in the Nort where they are not. We've seen the Asian and European auto manufacturers build plants throughout the south creating millions of jobs. One case in point, BMW wanted to build a plant in Western NY because of access to available Hydroelectricity and the Great Lakes shipping but the state and local governments would not make a deal because of Democrat politicians' opposition. North Carolina offered them a deal, and they move the project there!

    7. Philo T Farnsworth Silver badge

      Oh, it's been weird for a very long time, let me tell you.

      Yes, we, the plebs, pay for the stadium, then pay astronomically high ticket prices to see what's in the stadium, not to mention eye watering1 prices for a beer (yellow fizzy, of course) and a hot dog.

      Down here in San Diego we finally ran the Chargers2 out of town and foisted them on Los Angeles. The Chargers had a perfectly servicable stadium but not up to National Football League "Superbowl" standards of opulence in "sky boxes" and hot and cold running corruption.3

      After many attempts to manipulate the city council into coughing up a billion or two for a new stadium, it was put to a county wide vote and it lost, so the Chargers skedaddled up to LA.

      It was one of the few times where the 2/3 majority required by California's Proposition 134 actually proved useful.

      At one point, Los Angeles had three NFL teams at the same time -- the Rams, the Chargers, and the Raiders5 (which are a story of duplicity and rent seeking in and of themselves).

      This concentration of fubball teams led me to the conclusion that all sportsball teams should play in Los Angeles and leave the rest of us alone, but I realize that's something of a minority view.

      Now, about the Olympics. . .

      ________________

      1 Where did that expression originate, anyhow? I assume it's from the Brits.

      2 American "football" team.

      3 The tales of magnate "Papa" Doug Manchester, in collaboration with the owners of the Chargers, the Spanos family, in trying to get the taxpayers to build a new stadium would fill several volumes but would probably get me sued into oblivion if I related them here.

      4 Ask your grandparents.

      5 Since moved to Las Vegas.

    8. DS999 Silver badge

      It is basically a blackmail scheme

      The team owner says the town should built him a new stadium, or at least contribute hundreds of millions toward the new stadium, or he'll take his ball (along with his team) to a different city where they WILL build him a new stadium. Because it is basically understood these days to win a major professional sports team to a city that lacks it that building them a stadium is required and often not the end of the largess.

      The economic impact can be considerable when measured over the lifetime of the stadium, especially since that stadium will end up being used for other events like concerts that also have economic impact. There will be a construction boom around the stadium for building of hotels and restaurants/bars and there will often be a conference center or similar associated with it so those hotels stay full when games/concerts aren't happening if it is too far away to get people to otherwise stay in those hotels when visiting that city.

      But it is all down to the fact that city A is blackmailed by the owner to gift him a stadium because there will always be cities X, Y and Z who don't have a team and are willing to give him a stadium to get one.

      The problem as always is that while it makes sense as far as overall economic impact, the average person is paying the cost one way or another while the team owner and the owners of the hotels, restaurants, and construction firms that built it along with the events firm(s) that handles the conference center and books the concerts derive most of the benefit. But where things like this are put to a public vote that vote often succeeds because enough of them are fans of the team or they get fooled into believing some of that money will somehow trickle down to them.

    9. Cliffwilliams44 Silver badge

      Yes, it is. We are always sold the "snake oil" that the "taxpayer" investing in this new facility for "high profiting" sports team will result in much needed economic activity that will pay for itself.

      Whether or not it happens is never really seen by the taxpayer and any new taxes designated to pay for this never seem to go away.

      These kinds of things seem to occur in places where the political con men hold power. You know the ones, who claim to care about the poor and working man while giving them the hard one where it hurts!

      But if someone proposes a tax incentive to bring a manufacturer into the area that will hire 1000's of people at good wages who will all contribute to the tax base, well NO, we cannot do that. It just wouldn't be a good thing for the plebes to make a good living because if they did, they would no longer have any use for the corrupt politicians!

    10. rcxb Silver badge

      Wait a minute - the tax payer is responsible for building a stadium for the local sporting team, who are themselves a profit making enterprise?

      Yes, sports teams threaten to move to a larger market if their smaller market doesn't cover the cost of building a newer stadium.

      The reason they want a newer stadium isn't that the old one is about to be condemned or anything, just that league rules limit prices on normal tickets, but give free reign to charge crazy prices on private "skyboxes". So they demand a new stadium with a lot more and fancier skyboxes to ensure plenty of profit.

      In the past, there were plenty of cities who bought the sales pitch and would go along with it, but in the past 1-2 decades many have become wise that the projected benefits for the city never pans out and have had few takers (like happened with the Olympics).

      That's how you end up with three different NFL teams planning to move to Los Angeles in the same year... A market which for decades prior had zero.

      https://web.archive.org/web/20160105202607/https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/25438233/chargers-raiders-and-rams-file-for-relocation-to-los-angeles

  4. codejunky Silver badge
    Big Brother

    Hmm

    If people knew how much they were being taxed they would revolt.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hmm

      I'm almost certain the reason our vat is so high is because its included in the shelf price.

      My family hate shopping in the states where sales tax is added at the till, even after I point out that's probably why its usually maxed out at 5-10%.

    2. nichomach

      Re: Hmm

      I think if people knew how little they were getting in exchange for how much they were being taxed, and how little those who could afford far more are being taxed then they would revolt.

    3. JulieM Silver badge

      Re: Hmm

      False.

      (Almost) No-one resents paying VAT, because by law it is included in the shelf-edge price, so they never usually have to think about it. And when someone inevitably gets shown a price excluding VAT, what they actually object to isn't so much the fact that they have to pay a tax, as the thought that the price was deliberately misrepresented to them -- "The website said £100, but they charged me £120!"

      If the law required everyone's wages to be advertised net of all deductions, almost no-one would resent paying income tax, either.

      1. Gene Cash Silver badge

        Re: Hmm

        > If the law required everyone's wages to be advertised net of all deductions, almost no-one would resent paying income tax, either.

        The US IRS has developed a scheme of giving "refunds" at tax time. You pay income taxes out of your paycheck all year, but you usually end up paying more than you actually owe. This means you get a check for the overage from the IRS

        Thus the idiots crow about the $1K-$2K "refund" they got, instead of bitching about the $10K-$15K taxes they actually paid.

        And yes, this works on people here.

      2. codejunky Silver badge

        Re: Hmm

        @JulieM

        "(Almost) No-one resents paying VAT, because by law it is included in the shelf-edge price, so they never usually have to think about it"..."If the law required everyone's wages to be advertised net of all deductions, almost no-one would resent paying income tax, either."

        That is pretty much my point. If people knew how much was being stolen from them they would revolt. People accept paying when they dont know what they are paying.

        1. JulieM Silver badge

          Re: Hmm

          The real thieves are the rich tax-dodgers, using public services to a greater value than the taxes they do pay.

          1. codejunky Silver badge

            Re: Hmm

            @JulieM

            "The real thieves are the rich tax-dodgers, using public services to a greater value than the taxes they do pay."

            Tax evasion is a crime.

            1. Philo T Farnsworth Silver badge

              Re: Hmm

              > Tax evasion is a crime.

              Sadly, here in the States it is rapidly becoming the case that crime is legal. . . at least as long as a properly large "campaign contribution" is made.

            2. short a sandwich

              Re: Hmm

              But avoidance currently isn't which is also dodging of taxes but legally mandated (for the time being). If your marginal rate of tax as a percentage is less than that your staff pay one is a tax dodger!

              1. codejunky Silver badge

                Re: Hmm

                @short a sandwich

                "But avoidance currently isn't which is also dodging of taxes but legally mandated (for the time being)."

                That would be the very wrong end of the stick. The gov makes the rules of how much they can legally lay claim to. Tax avoidance is obeying the laws. Remove that option and you have either lawlessness or the laws meaning anything the government wants, which is about the same.

                1. Anonymous Coward
                  Anonymous Coward

                  Re: Hmm

                  Sounds like someone enjoys the idea of not paying their taxes, but doesn't understand the loopholes and carve-outs that are put in place are not for the hardworking wage or salary slaves. But only for the rich elites. So they end up arguing for the loopholes in the forlorn hope they too will benefit. It's incredibly sad to observe this kind of thinking by otherwise educated and intelligent folk.

                  1. codejunky Silver badge

                    Re: Hmm

                    @AC

                    "Sounds like someone enjoys the idea of not paying their taxes"

                    Yes. Who actually likes paying tax? If you look at how many people voluntarily contribute to the tax take you can see the answer is few to none.

                    "but doesn't understand the loopholes and carve-outs that are put in place are not for the hardworking wage or salary slaves"

                    What has that to do with the price of fish? Reread the comment, if the rules are made up on the spot then we all suffer. Have an ISA? You are tax avoiding. Single occupancy council tax discount? Tax avoidance. Pension? Tax avoidance. All of it becomes exposed if the government doesnt have to live by its own rules.

                    "But only for the rich elites. So they end up arguing for the loopholes in the forlorn hope they too will benefit. It's incredibly sad to observe this kind of thinking by otherwise educated and intelligent folk."

                    And yet you argue that you are not allowed to own anything. That the gov should just steal from you whatever they like and you call that educated and intelligent thinking.

          2. Cliffwilliams44 Silver badge

            Re: Hmm

            Take your tired old Marxist talking points and go away!

            Most very rich people don't pay income taxes because they don't have a lot of "income". They are already rich and what income they have comes from investments. A lot of times that income is just re-invested.

            This who are receiving salaries ARE paying taxes, many times MILLIONS in taxes.

            Corporations pay taxes on PROFITS, if a company isn't profitable, then they don't pay taxes. (Corporation actually don't pay the tax, their customers do)

            Abiding by the tax laws is not dodging taxes! Would you pay more tax than you are legally obligated to do? No you would not!

        2. Anonymous Coward
          Anonymous Coward

          Re: Hmm

          "People accept paying when they dont know what they are paying."

          That's more or less the basis for Adobe and Microsoft subscriptions..

      3. doublelayer Silver badge

        Re: Hmm

        "If the law required everyone's wages to be advertised net of all deductions, almost no-one would resent paying income tax, either."

        That would be an interesting experiment in psychology or behavioral economics, but I do foresee one small problem. Any change to the tax rates would be immediately noticeable and fiercely popular or unpopular. You have the reverse of the effect you get when the rates are stable. Instead of seeing a change to a percentage in a table of lots of percentages which gets conveniently divided, people would have their annual difference calculated for them and presented to them as a wage cut. In both cases, the amount they're paying more this year is the same, but if you're using the choice of numbers to show them to hide one of them, it brings another one into clearer view by definition.

        There would also be an interesting ethical discussion to be had about this, but since any choice you make will involve making some numbers prominent and others slightly hidden (easily calculable but you have to bother to do it), I'm not sure if there is a right answer. I suppose you could make a case that the most ethical thing to do is to always show all numbers, so people see pre-tax and post-tax numbers in all circumstances, but that could be confusing to some.

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    4. Cliffwilliams44 Silver badge

      Re: Hmm

      They would. But the sales tax is obvious, it is there if you are smart enough to read it. Last time my county wanted to add another .5% on our sales tax for a reason I don't remember, it was defeated!

      Now income taxes are a whole 'nother thing! People DO NOT even look at their tax withholding. If they were required to make a monthly payment for their income taxes like they do for housing and utilities, there would be a whole scale revolt!

      The problem is, at least here in these United States, if you ask any random person what they paid in income taxes last year you will get this answer, "I didn't pay anything, I got a refund!"

      It's the biggest scam pulled on the people! (The second is Social Security)

  5. My other car WAS an IAV Stryker

    Sleuthing [1]

    "...my home city's most prominent retailer" combined with dissatisfied local sports team owners and multiple sales taxes: The city is Minneapolis, Minnesota, the retailer was Dayton's [2], and the teams were the Twins (baseball) and/or the Vikings (American gridiron football [3]).

    1. This is mostly guessing with some personal history of living nearby. I could be totally wrong, of course, so no bets.

    2. AKA Dayton-Hudson most of my life. The stores got merged with Marshall Fields, sold off, sold again, rebranded as Macy's, and many of them since closed (especially post-pandemic). The company embraced their second-tier brand Target and lives on quite happily with the new name and from a new HQ (same city). Go see Wikipedia if you want more.

    3. Because I appreciate El Reg's cultural roots (along with many of its readers) and shall not sully the worldwide love of association football by using the same term without qualifiers. In return, please don't be upset if we call footy "soccer" for convenience.

    1. Dave314159ggggdffsdds

      Re: Sleuthing [1]

      Generally we don't get upset when you call it soccer, we just find it weird that you still use archaic, posh-boy 1920s English slang.

      1. Gene Cash Silver badge

        Re: Sleuthing [1]

        Interesting... as an American, I thought "soccer" was pulled out of Daniel Webster's[1] ass or something. I didn't know this.

        [1] Wrote the influential dictionary that spelled things "color" and "jail" and "check" etc so is responsible for the difference in spelling

        1. JulieM Silver badge

          Re: Sleuthing [1]

          No, "soccer" is an abbreviation of "Association Football", as opposed to "Rugby Football".

          1. jfm

            Re: Sleuthing [1]

            I learned to play rugby (at the tender age of 9) from a Welshman who acknowledged two sporting codes: "football" (short for rugby football), and "association".

      2. Already?

        Re: Sleuthing [1]

        Eeeh when aaarr wurr a lad back in't 60s und 70s our regional Sunday lunchtime football highlights programme was called Star Soccer, and although it was supposed to cover the cream of Midlands football it invariably came from either Molyneux or The Baseball Ground and only once every third blue moon did it deign to visit dear old Filbert Street.

        ATV, when ITV comprised separate companies covering the different regions and long before Central TV took it over. Wolves being on every chuffing week was obviously completely unconnected with ATV's Head Of Sport Billy Wright having been Wolves' captain 15 years earlier, as well as being married to The Beverly Sisters.

        1. John Brown (no body) Silver badge
          Angel

          Re: Sleuthing [1]

          "as well as being married to The Beverly Sisters."

          What? All of them? In parallel or sequentially?

    2. alex.delaney

      Re: Sleuthing [1]

      I was gonna say - Mayfair Room at Famous Barr in St Louis.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Taxes obfuscation anyone ?

    Taxes obfuscation is hardly a novelty.

    We, the french, even built a whole civil service that does just that: collecting half of the salary of every single working people, with shit loads of lines and percentage.

    Then, they re-distribute all this insane money with ... unknown ratios that even the cours des comptes (the controlling arm of the french state) can't see through !

    The biggest money laundering machine of all time: URSAAF :)

  7. MadocOwain

    Our American Football stadium adventure:

    Starring a recently-deceased drug-addled owner who's daddy snuck away in the dead of night to bring the team to a new city, got the city to foot the bill for the new stadium by implementing new higher sales taxes on food/beverage/housing in the city AND surrounding counties, then demanded a brand-new stadium with more city money, more city and surrounding county tax increases.

    We're still paying for the FIRST stadium mind you. As part of the deal, the team got to sell off the naming rights for $200 million USD, and HALF of the proceeds of anything sold in the building goes directly to the owner's pocket. Everyone got their beak wet and the taxpayers are left holding the bag. Merits of attracting additional spending in the city aside, this was not a good deal for Joe and Jane Average.

    1. NITS

      Sounds like Indianapolis. There are Baltimoreans who to this day will not use M*yfl*wer Moving and Storage because of their participation in this scheme.

  8. Dadz

    Sell napkins

    The way to go here is to sell serialized tamper-proof napkins as collector's items that can be redeemed for a 'free' meal and beer at the restaurant

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